Chapter 94 Hachiko 15

When will the mandarin ducks hug each other? The mandarin ducks are watching the fun. --Zhang Deshuai's quotation

Saturday, August 06, 2011

I still believe what Miao Ruyun said. After all, it's a monster family.

Uncle Cao on the side saw Jiang Yingyu making such a big move just now and immediately became anxious: "I said, Master Zhang, why don't you ask your secretary to stop quickly?"

I hurriedly persuaded Jiang Yingyu, who was so angry that she wanted to leave: "Miss, please calm down your anger. Don't use strong medicine now. If you are not careful, you will collapse the whole room. At that time, it will be our turn to make noise.

"Who is your secretary?" Jiang Yingyu asked.

I didn't expect Jiang Yingyu to drill this kind of horn at that time, and Uncle Cao couldn't help looking at me with doubts in his eyes. He can't help but doubt my identity as the best yin and yang master in Beiqiu.

"Auntie, can't I be your secretary?" I was so angry that I rushed to Baihui and poured blood into my pupils, "Let's put out the fire first. Is it bad for the skin if the fire is big?

Really, Jiang Yingyu's anger subsided a lot as soon as he heard me say that anger was bad for his skin. The white light in his hand also disappeared.

I made up my mind that I can't marry such a woman. It's okay not to make her angry. If you make her angry, she will come to you like this.

However, I didn't dare to show it. I hurriedly smiled and said to her, "That's right, let's make money, and harmony makes money."

"Who talked about us with you?" Jiang Yingyu stared at me angrily.

It seems that she is still worried about the kiss between me and her just now. This makes me very unhappy: If I hadn't been able to beat you, I would have let you know that Zhang Deshuai is also a person with a temper and a very man.

I smiled awkwardly and turned my head to ask Old Cao, "Look, what should we do now?"

Old Cao wiped the dust from his face and nagging, "It seems that it's going to be cruel this time?"

"Don't tell me it's the same as the one just now?" I looked at the one that Jiang Yingyu split just now. The ground was blackened by her.

"No, no. I'm going to get that thing out. How dare his grandmother play with me? Old Cao gritted his teeth and said fiercely. Because he gritted his teeth too hard, his cheeks bulged high.

"Be careful not to collapse the house. It's not good to hit a child." Seeing that Old Cao had made up his mind, I patted him on the shoulder. Then, I silently retreated.

Old Cao looked at the bare room and sighed silently. Then, old Cao waved to me.

As soon as I went there, old Cao asked me quietly, "Do you think you can find a bowl of millet, another incense burner for me, and how many more incense?"

I looked up at the room and lowered my head and replied, "You don't know the environment here. Where can I find these for you now?"

"Then there's nothing I can do." Hearing my answer, Old Cao lowered his head dimly.

When I saw old Cao like this, I felt nervous: Damn it, you didn't say it earlier. If I had known, I would have stolen a few for you. However, at present, these are impossible.

I turned my head and thought that the poor are not the same for the Spring Festival. When is this? Let's not pay attention to it.

I leaned over and began to take off old Cao's leather shoes. Old Cao was shocked and immediately jumped up and shouted, "Handsome, what are you going to do? What are you going to do? Am I not the kind of person you think I am?"

"When is it? Let's not talk so much? It's important to change money." I whispered in Mr. Cao's ear. Old Cao's hair rubbed my cheeks, which was very ambiguous.

When old Cao heard what I said, his hand holding the leather shoes also loosened. He raised his head and said to me with a righteous and heroic look, "You have to be gentle. Is this my first time?"

"Who is not the first time." I said viciously to Old Cao.

As soon as Cao closed his eyes, his hand moved up and began to reach my waist. When old Cao's hand touched my waist, I couldn't help shivering and exclaimed, "What are you going to do?"

"Didn't you say that?" Old Cao was obviously stunned and blurted out.

"I'm going to take off your shoes. Where do you want to go?" His grandmother understood what old Cao meant, and I felt disgusted. I don't have the habit of breaking sleeves. Besides, even if there is, can I like a bad old man like you?

"Then how do you say who is not the first time?" Old Cao asked back.

I mean, it's the first time I took off my shoes for a man. What's the mess you're thinking about?" I answered with disgust.

"Oh, I also think you have seen the Indian sex classics and know that you should start with your feet first?" Old Cao said with a blush.

" Let's talk about it when it's over. Let's study it later." Hearing Mr. Cao's words, my academic hobby couldn't help but brighten my eyes. There is no end to learning.

When I took off Mr. Cao's leather shoes, Mr. Cao looked at me in a staring way and didn't understand what I wanted to do.

I grabbed some dust from the ground and stuffed it into my leather shoes. I stood up and looked at my masterpiece with satisfaction. I clapped my hands and said proudly, "I have the incense burner."

Old Cao looked at the incense burner I made with tears and laughter and asked, "Why don't you use your leather shoes?"

"Isn't there soil on the ground? How dirty is it?" I replied casually.

"Then you are ashamed to use leather shoes. Don't I think it's dirty?" Old Cao was so angry that he was about to jump up.

"When is it? Let's not stick to these small sections? Besides, don't you have socks?" I stared at old Cao's torn sock and said.

Seeing that this had happened, old man Cao had to acquiesce, stretched out his hand and asked me, "Have you brought a cigarette? Didn't I bring a cigarette today?"

I threw away most of the bags of dragons and phoenixes. Old Cao pulled out three, lit them and inserted them into the dust. In this way, the incense burner is gathered by us. I guess if the heavenly master saw us doing this, he would be so angry that he would spit out three liters of blood.

Old Cao pulled out another one and threw it to Uncle Cao. Uncle Cao took our cigarette and curled his lips, which means that he must think the smoke is too bad and not high-grade. But it still held it in its mouth. Old Cao himself pumped up. However, he naturally put the rest of my cigarette in his pocket.

Old Cao spit out smoke and asked me, "What about Xiaomi?"

"This, this." I grabbed my head and thought about it before saying, "Xiaomi definitely can't find it. Can the boy pee? Is that enough?

"Forget it, forget it. If you are sincere, you will be spiritual." As soon as old Cao heard me say this, he shook his head and smiled bitterly.

"Yes, we didn't use lipstick last time. Different and effective, sincerity makes itling. Taishang Laojun will understand it in heaven. I stared at old Cao and said sincerely.

I saw that the item was almost ready. Old Cao drew a "ten" fork on the ground with his middle finger, pressed his calf on it, then pressed his right leg on his left leg, and sat on the ground in a single-disc style.

Because he didn't know what evil the other party was, Cao said: "God of thunder, the Lord of the three worlds. Intimidating God and killing the murderers. Heaven and earth, hell. Surrender the monster and kill the god of the earth. The three worlds are ordered and dare not to obey. Five thunder and fierce officials, thunderstorms. The demon king tied his head, and the demon tortured his body. Protect the division and save the people. Naively under the order, the ground only applies. It's as urgent as the law."

Then, a faint black fog slowly gushed out from the ground.

"It's coming out." I hold a handful of sweat in my hand. What the hell will it be? Whether it was a zombie or a ferocious guy, my heart jumped faster.

Suddenly, I felt my chest tightened. I can't help looking down.

It doesn't matter, and I immediately jumped up.

Because, where I was standing, I slowly drilled out a hairy head.

There is still a sign under this head. I can't see what it says on it.

"Foolish human beings dare to hinder my uncle's lunch break. Let's see how I deal with you?" The hairy head said coldly.