Chapter 96 Hachiko 17

KFC is becoming more and more vulgar, with not only "finger sucking original chicken" but also "cool black fungus". What are you going to do with the five beasts and six ridges? - Zhang Deshuai's Quotations

Saturday, August 06, 2011

I took the opportunity to bring everyone together. Although Jiang Yingyu hasn't woken up yet, it doesn't seem to be a big deal. From the current situation, our situation is not too bad.

The room is now divided into two camps: one is the embodiment of justice and wisdom, that is, our side; the other side is of course a reactionary made of paper tigers - Husky.

Husky saw that we had finished cleaning up before he said coldly, "Let's talk about it first, and the negotiation will be negotiated. If the negotiation fails, shall we continue to do it?"

When I heard Husky say this, I was angry: Are you addicted to your sister? Let me tell you, we don't have oil bottles here now. I'll take them off and call you. Who is afraid of whom? Don't forget, I have Xiaoji here.

I cleared my throat and said slowly, "We are solving it peacefully, just like the South China Sea issue. Anyone else occupies our territory, drives away our people, and still gives them money..."

"You have gone far. We are now in Beiqiu City. What are you doing in the sea? Has it ever seen the sea? Miao Ruyun quietly reminded me behind my back.

I remembered her reminder: Not to mention Husky, I have never seen the sea myself. Besides, what you do about the South China Sea is always annoying.

Really, as soon as I mentioned the South China Sea, Husky stared at me with a confused face. I guess it can't figure out where the South China Sea is after thinking about it for ten or eight years.

I was happy to see Husky's reaction with an idiot. With this IQ, I still want to negotiate with us businessmen. If I don't pull out your house later, I don't want that 500,000 yuan?

Husky asked me directly, "What on earth do you want to do?"

I just wanted to open my mouth, but Uncle Cao stabbed me in the back: "Hurry up and talk about the house. How many millions a day is the loan of my bank?

I nodded and changed Zhang's teaching face: "Aren't we here to send warmth? You see, the environment you live in now is so bad that you don't even have a neighbor around you, and no one cares about you if you want to be majestic? Tell me, where does your happiness come from?

Really, Husky is in my sharp question. The momentum just now immediately waned. It squatted on the ground, tilted its head and fell into meditation.

I didn't expect that it couldn't react at the beginning.

However, I don't mean to stop, but "it is appropriate to chase the poor", and then throw a lot of questions: "Do you know GDP? Do you know the tax system? Do you know that our GDP is driven by house prices? Do you know what the Eight Articles of the Nation are? Do you know what an official's performance appraisal is?

"What is a chicken fart?" Husky asked me with an idiotic expression.

I was stunned by this question. Although I often say GDP and chicken farts, I can't remember the full name of GDP.

I waved my hand and said vaguely, "You don't need to know this."

"I don't know why you still ask me these things?" Husky asked again.

I'm not a good student. How dare you hit me in front of so many people.

"Listen carefully and don't always ask why. Do you think I'm 100,000 Whys? I said angrily.

"What's the matter? Do you want to fix it?" Husky got excited as soon as he saw me angry. The hair all over the body stands up.

is a typical guy who can't catch up with the motor nerve.

Miao Ruyun on the side stared at me and said resentfully, "Is there any negotiation like yours? You can't even handle this kind of role. How dare you be the protagonist?

Other people also nodded in echo.

What's more, he secretly said, "I still think I have the potential to be the protagonist."

I didn't expect to be betrayed by the Husky. I really felt a little flustered. With a steady mind, I decided to change the topic.

I squatted down affectionately and began to play pro-people cards: "We're just discussing some problems. There's no need to make them tense, don't you think?"

Husky saw that I didn't mean to do anything with it, and then heard me say that, and the erect hair stuck softly to his body.

"Do you have a girlfriend?" I asked it kindly.

Husky lowered his head shyly and looked at the ground. Then he shook his head again.

"Can parents stay alive?" I began to have a family.

Before the Husky could answer, Xiao Xue kicked me regularly with her toes in the back and whispered, "Don't say these are useless. Hurry up and negotiate?"

I didn't pay attention to it and thought to myself: What do you know? This is a family card. When you saw the national leaders go to inspect at the grassroots level, they didn't take the hands of the common people and ask questions kindly. As long as he turns his head, he doesn't remember what you said at all.

Husky shook his head firmly.

I said sincerely, "Is it dereliction of duty in our work? Forget that you are here alone. You can't feel the care of the government and the people for you.

Husky slowly raised his head with tears in his eyes. This may be the first time it has heard such a touching word.

"Come on, come to the arms of the people." I stretched out my hand and stared at the Husky encouragingly, like a shepherd looking at a lost lamb.

Husky hesitated and stood up.

I then encouraged it: "Come, come to the arms of the people! Don't be afraid, we won't hurt you."

With my encouragement, Husky finally took a successful step. This time, it makes me full of heart.

Xiaoxue muttered in the back, "That's all right. Isn't that too ridiculous?"

"You don't understand that this book is generally about love. Aren't you tired of fighting and killing all day? Miao Ruyun retorted on the side.

But in the end, the Husky only stopped the victory in the first step. It looked at me, shook its head and retreated.

When I saw Husky's reaction, my heart sank. What's going on?

Husky then said firmly, "I can't leave this house!"

When Husky said this, my heart sank completely. The original family card was played in vain. Because people with low IQ are the most stubborn. When he decides something, no matter how you persuade him, he can't change his choice.

After thinking about it, I continued to persuade Husky with a compassionate tone: "I can fully feel the hesitation in your heart now. Tell me about your sadness. In this way, we can share it for you."

Husky looked at me, but didn't say anything.

I then said compassionately, "Why don't you close your eyes first, recall slowly, and recall slowly?"

As soon as the husky closed his eyes, Old Cao made a gesture to me, which meant that we would do it now.

I shook my head, and the key was to take advantage of this opportunity. I can't guarantee that I can destroy the husky. If it can't be extinguished now, it will launch a burst of indiscriminate attacks, and we will be miserable.

When Old Cao saw my objection, he turned to inducement: "Do you want to eat meat buns and nibble on thigh bones?"

Husky opened his eyes as soon as he heard the steamed buns and bones. This is caused by nature. If you dare not change much, you can't get rid of nature.

I stared at old Cao with resentment. This guy is bad for me. The critical moment came. I immediately followed Mr. Cao's words and said, "Let's tell a story first, and then eat steamed buns and take a bite of the big steamed buns."

At this point, I also smashed my mouth and made an intoxicated look. Sure enough, Husky's tail began to shake at me.

A dog is a dog, as long as you treat it well. It will never hold a grudge.

I said softly to the husky, "So, what do you think of this method? Let me ask you a few questions first, and you can answer them?

Husky tilted his head and thought for a moment, and began to complain: "You buy a steamed bun first. I'll answer after smelling it. You don't know, I haven't smelled meat since the demolition. I'm greedy now. Give me a pig and I can eat it all without cooking.

"No hurry, no hurry. Let's do the Q&A first. It's very fast. I quietly refused Husky's request. Joke, now I'm going to buy steamed buns. I'm stupid.

"Then why don't you ask?" Husky nodded quickly.

"Where are you from? Why do you live here?" I asked two questions in one go.

Unexpectedly, Husky told a story that surprised me.