Chapter 103 Zhuge God Stick
She cried and asked me: What is your relationship with her? I replied impatiently: Guan Bao's friendship. - Zhang Deshuai's version of the micro novel
Saturday, August 06, 2011
Uncle's voice suddenly came out, which surprised me. Didn't he go upstairs? Why is he still saying this now?
I immediately got excited and stood up and shouted, "Uncle, are you helping us?"
"No, I'm in a hurry to pee. There is no toilet in the room. I want to go to the toilet!" Uncle Yuanji looked at me and said. Looking at his strong legs and the expression on his face that pulled his eyebrows due to the tight contraction of his muscles, I knew that this time, Uncle Yuanshi did not lie. His words just now made my heart fall again.
However, Uncle Yuanji's next sentence made me excited again.
Uncle Yuanji quickly went downstairs and said hurriedly, "You guys always don't let me, as an uncle, be worry-free. That's all. Shall we discuss it after I go to the bathroom?
It seems that he is really suffoth.
When Uncle Yuanji came out of the toilet with a satisfied expression, we immediately let Uncle Yuanji sit next to him.
As soon as Uncle Fu sat down, he asked shamelessly, "Do you remember where you buried it?"
He nodded shamelessly.
"Then can you describe where you live?" Uncle Yuan Ji continued to ask.
He had no face to describe the place where he was buried in detail.
During this period, Uncle Yuanshi also made some inquiries on some details. After speaking shamelessly, he added with embarrassment: "However, I haven't been back to that place for more than 20 years. I'm not sure what it looks like now, or what has changed?
Uncle Yuanji nodded and did not say anything, but fell into meditation.
Looking at Uncle Yuanshi's solemn face, none of us dared to speak. In the room, it was quiet.
After a while, Uncle Yuanji raised his head and looked at us: "What's the matter? Why didn't everyone talk?"
"Master, isn't this waiting for you to issue an order?" Sa didn't care and replied on the side.
This time, Uncle Yuanshi pondered for a moment and said, "According to Kang Weiguo's description just now, where is a place to gather yin, and there is a dilemma, so these ghosts can't come out. Let's put it this way. If you are locked in a small dark room, you are also in a hurry to get angry. If you are in a hurry to get angry, it is easy to go crazy. If you are crazy, it is easy to have aggressive desire.
Listening to Uncle Yuanji's in-depth and simple explanation, I immediately understood. What is a master? A master is to explain complex things clearly with some simple principles. The more complex you are, the more complex you are. That's an expert. Therefore, we don't lack experts now, but masters. Damn, it's far away again.
"You mean, they are all serious 'high-risk people in public security'?" He said while wiping the cold sweat on the side. He understood what Uncle Yuanji meant.
Uncle Yuanji nodded to Sa.
I saw that his face turned pale immediately. He stared at him and asked nervously, "How many people live there?"
"There are more than 30. Anyway, there were still more than 30 when I came out. As you know, I haven't been back for more than 20 years. Some things have changed and it's uncertain. After silently counting the "ghost" head in his heart, he said affirmatively, "Thirty-six, why don't you take me!"
"Master, you have to clean them out. If these 'high-risk personnel in public security' are there, it's easy to have an accident? Sa didn't care to say to the dead uncle in a pleading tone.
"Oc's it, it's okay. We are not in Shenzhen. What kind of 'public security and high-risk personnel' should be cleaned up? I waved my hand impatiently, "Uncle, go on."
Uncle Yuanji closed his eyes slightly and pinched his fingers for a while, and his face changed slightly: "Is today 'Chinese Valentine's Day'?"
"Isn't that what happened?" A voice came from the door. It was Zhang Dekai who came back, "Our Chinese Valentine's Day. It's so lively outside! Why are you all here and don't go back for a walk?
Looking at our people full of pits, Zhang Dekai was a little stunned.
No one answered his words, but focused all his attention on Uncle Yuanji.
Uncle Yuanshi frowned and explained, "On the seventh day of July, the year of Xin Mao. Xin is yin gold, Mao is yin wood, B is yin wood, not yin soil, Gui is yin (harmonious) water, and yin fire.
"What does this mean?" I vaguely understood on the side that what Uncle Yuji was going to say was definitely not good news.
When Old Cao and Jiang Yingyu heard this, they said almost at the same time: "yin nian yin yue yin ri!"
After saying this, they all showed a frustrated expression.
"What do you mean, what do you mean?" Regardless, he hurriedly asked on the side.
Uncle Yuanji did not answer the question, but continued, "Thirty-six, this number is good."
Suddenly, Uncle Yuan's eyes suddenly stared, and the essence leaked out. Uncle Yuanji suddenly stood up and shouted excitedly, "Interesting, interesting!"
I don't know, so I looked at Uncle Yuanji and didn't understand what he said. Although I knew that the news he just said was not good news, it was not like this. Are you scared and have a disease?
He didn't care and didn't ask, but stared at the uncle standing in the room who suddenly became excited. Don't say forget it. We all looked up at the dead uncle in a daze and didn't understand why he suddenly became so excited.
It may also be hemorrhoids, and I can't sit still! I gave the most reasonable explanation and was complacent about such a reasonable explanation.
Suddenly, Zhang Dekai asked at the door, "What are you doing?"
No one paid attention to him as soon as he entered the house. He was confused about the situation in the room.
"It's nothing for you here. There are fish in the kitchen. Eat it while it's hot?" Miao Ruyun replied beside him.
"I had dinner in the evening. I want to ask you what you are going to do? Zhang Dekai asked anxiously. I guess we have been hanging him, which makes him feel very uncomfortable.
I was unhappy and told him briefly about the situation.
After listening to this, Zhang Dekai also pushed me excitedly, let me move in and squeezed in. He said excitedly, "Are you going to catch ghosts? Take me with you?"
No one paid attention to him, which made Zhang Dekai a little embarrassed.
The silent uncle in the room easily calmed down from his excitement. He coughed and explained shyly, "Sorry, I'm sorry, I just lost my temper."
Everyone shook their heads and looked more attentively at Uncle Yuanshi.
Uncle Yuanji saw us looking at him and said, "That's it. Today is the seventh day of July, that is, the time of the fourth cloud; and Kang Weiguo and others..."
Speaking of this, Uncle Yuanji looked shamelessly and continued to say, "The place where they live is a place of shade; plus the number of people is thirty-six. So, what is the square of thirty-six?
"six!" I answered first. However, I still don't understand what Uncle Yuanji said.
"The handsome man answered correctly." Uncle Yuanji looked at me happily, "Thirty-six is the square of six. As mentioned in the Book of Changes, six is a negative number. Therefore, they have occupied both the time and the place and even the people.
Speaking of this, Uncle Yuanshi stopped.
I understand that Uncle Yuanji talked for a long time, that is to say, there are many difficulties. Let's have a tight wind.
It's better for you not to come down. As soon as it came down, it was such a long talk that urged people to pee. As a result, in the end, you said that everyone broke up. This hits people's subjective initiative.
Uncle Yuanji stood up in the room and said loudly, "Do you think this is very interesting?"
It's interesting to you, sister.
No one speaks and doesn't know what to say.
When Uncle Yuanji saw that no one picked up the stubble, some of them didn't look good, so he continued, "I'll put it another way. Do you think this is very challenging?
No one is talking.
Uncle Yuanji said to himself again, "I'll take this job!"
This is the most beautiful sentence I heard tonight.
However, Uncle Yuanji's next sentence made my heart sink again.