Chapter 105 Zhuge God Stick

Don't say that some women are fat, we should call them beautiful women of the Tang Dynasty in a literary way. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotations

Saturday, August 06, 2011

I stood up in the eyes of everyone, which made me feel very watched. But the legs are still very weak.

However, dignity is such a strange thing. Although you can't see him or touch him, he supports you many times and doesn't let you fall down. Just like me now.

I admit that I stand up for a man's face now, just as I admit that I am obscene and I am not a hero.

However, I still stand up now, supported by something called dignity.

I said in a low voice, "I'll go too!"

Although the voice is very low, it is very firm.

However, this sentence attracted Jiang Yingyu to look at me with a strange look. Maybe she often thinks that I am a shrinking and cowardly big boy who likes to stare at some love films below, but she doesn't expect that I still have such a side.

And all this is about something called dignity.

Uncle Yuanji still looks at me with that unfathomable smile. I don't understand what medicine is sold in his gourd. He must know that I don't want to go now.

Uncle Yuanji nodded to me with a smile and pressed his hand down: "Courage is commendable, courage is commendable. It's just that you can't help!"

As soon as I heard Uncle Yuanshi say this, my knees immediately bent, and I smashed back to the sofa in frustration.

"But!" Uncle Yuanji suddenly aggravated his tone and pointed to me again.

I stood up reflexively again. This time, it's much easier than just now.

"I need it!" Uncle Yuanshi pointed to my chest.

It turns out that Uncle Yuanji is not talking about me, but Xiaoji's stupid dog. This makes me feel a strong sense of loss. It turns out that for Uncle Yuanshi, I am a dispensable guy now. A sense of unpopularity is lingering in my heart.

I called Xiaoji out.

Looking at Xiaoji, who was looking at our group of people with sleepy eyes, I suddenly felt a kind of hatred in my heart. This hatred, like a dosi flower, emerged from the bottom of my heart, coiled in my heart, arbitrarily absorbing my identity of my uncle who was not dead, thus creating more hatred.

And Xiaoji didn't notice my hatred at all. It shouted happily, "Sister Miao!" He jumped up from the ground, jumped on Miao Ruyun's body, and began to arch into her peak.

Xiaoji's move made Miao Ruyun's face a little red. However, Xiaoji has been unrelentlessly arched to the peak.

Miao Ruyun looked at us at a loss.

This is a colored dog. I cursed fiercely in my heart.

After scolding, I quickly walked over, grabbed Xiaoji's tail, and pulled it off Miao Ruyun's body.

Miao Ruyun cast a grateful look, and at the same time, Xiaoji also cast a resentful look. Just as I was about to teach Xiao Jifan a good lesson, I heard Uncle Yuanshi say with a doting taste: "Yi, Yui. Don't be naughty. Do we have something to discuss?"

Xiaoji turned his head and looked at the silent uncle standing in the room. Emotion, it didn't see so many people just now, but saw that small mountain. What kind of eyes.

"What's the matter?" Xiaoji said impatiently. As he spoke, he struggled in my hand, but his tail was clenched by me and couldn't break free.

"There is Billy tonight. How about we vote for him?" Now Uncle's appetite is full of soundness, and there is no Taoist spirit at all. It's really old-fashioned.

"What does this have to do with me?" Xiaoji twisted his body and asked.

"You can accumulate merit. Think about how good it is to be born? At that time, add a stroke to your credit book, so that Jackie Chan will soar?" Uncle Yuanji lured Xiaojidao.

Really, as soon as you hear it, you can turn into a dragon and fly up. Xiaoji's body stopped twisting, and he asked with shining eyes, "Really?"

"A man, a man, a spit and a pit!" Uncle Yuanji patted his chest with a "bang" and made a ticket.

How can I listen to Uncle Yuanji's words? Even people like me know that the monk doesn't slander. But you say a man.

However, Xiaoji nodded and said, "Hmm! Well, I will definitely do such a good thing. We can turn into dragons. Oh, no, it's Ze's born, it's Ze's born. Do you want to keep a low profile? Learn from Lei Feng to write a diary!"

Speaking of this, Xiaoji turned his head again and looked at me bitterly: "When did I have bad luck in my last life? I will be punished like this by the Heavenly Master. Let me be your mythical beast. After finishing this ticket, before I fly up, I will definitely fly to your spiritual cover and shit fiercely!"

Nima, you haven't said that yet. If you become a dragon, why don't you still have a month of rain in Jiangnan? At that time, I will ask the white lady to take the blame for you.

"Is there enough manpower now?" He urged anxiously. It seems that he can't wait to break the predicament and restore his freedom.

"There are still two left. I need four people to stand in four directions in the southeast and northwest to become the trend of rosefinch Xuanwu green dragon and white tiger, so that I can catch them all. Uncle Yuanshi said thoughtfully.

"Yes, yes. If you want to catch all of them, don't let them run away. You know, this 'high-risk person in public security'..." Sprinkled and said with sweat on the side.

"Oak, stop talking about 'high-risk personnel in public security'!" I interrupted and said, "What about the stability maintenance fee given to you by the underworld? Those are not white flowers? Another 'high-risk public security personnel'?"

"Where do we have a stability maintenance fee?" Regardless of spreading his hands, he defended innocently.

"Isn't there 700 billion? That's not a small number!" Zhang Dekai plugged in, "I have also seen the file..."

"That's a public safety fee. Public safety, do you know? It's not to maintain stability." Regardless of his red face, he defended. It's like a hole.

"Isn't that the same? Even if you let Sister Feng put on her wedding dress, she won't become Teacher Cang? I got angry when I heard this word game. All the things of your ancestors have been ruined by you like this.

"Ok, okay. What time is it? It's still noisy here. What's wrong with maintaining stability? Does it have anything to do with Shaxian snacks? And that song 'loyal praise', why didn't he give me a discount when I sang it? Old Cao originally wanted us to calm down. Unexpectedly, when he joined, the scene was even more chaotic.

When we were quarreling happily, Uncle Yuanshi put the mahogany sword to the ground and said coldly, "Why don't you quarrel? I'm going to bed?"

This move immediately calmed us down. Yes, how did you talk about Shaxian snacks? Aren't we going to catch ghosts?

I stared and said, "You took me. What are you talking about 'high-risk personnel in public security'?"

He looked at me angrily, but didn't say anything.

Jiang Yingyu stood up again and pleaded, "Uncle, let me go?" Aren't you two short? In ancient times, Mulan conquered her father, and now Jiang Yingyu is the teacher to defeat the demon! It will also be a good story for our Lan Xiang!" Later, Jiang Yingyu began to be intoxicated with her imagination, closing her eyes and daydreaming.

However, Jiang Yingyu's daydream didn't last long. Because Uncle Yuanji refused her again. This made Jiang Yingyu very annoyed.

At this time, he patted his head: "Oh, I'll wipe it, we forgot Secretary Zhang?"

"Who is Secretary Zhang?" Uncle Yuanji was stunned and looked at the distracted. Don't say anything about him, but we don't know which Secretary Zhang is.

"Secretary Zhang is Secretary Zhang, that's that, oh, that's the sloppy." He said anxiously. The more anxious he is, the more unspeakable he is. When he easily spit out the three words "sloppy ghost", he breathed a long sigh of relief.

We suddenly realized that we didn't care about this reminder. It turns out that we have always forgotten this former Lan Xiang member. However, the problem now is that he is a ghost.

If he is there, when the situation is broken, those ghosts see it and think that we are here to recognize their relatives. Isn't it a big deal?

However, an innovative talent like me, a guy like me who can draw charms with lipstick, can't find a solution.

Thinking of this, I looked at Zhang Dekai with a smile. Others saw me looking at Zhang Dekai and followed me. Finally, Old Cao was the first to react, with a smile on his face.

And Zhang Dekai, who was looking at him with a smile, suddenly found that the room was quiet, and a group of people stared at him with unfathomable eyes and couldn't help panicking. He touched his face and asked, "What do you think I do?" Is there anything on my face?

"It's okay, it's okay." I still stared at Zhang Dekai with that smile.

This surprised Zhang Dekai even more. He was even more panicked and twisted around on the sofa. Keep adjusting the sitting posture. However, no matter how he adjusts, he is stared at by our group of people. This feeling of being watched really makes him uncomfortable.

In the end, even Uncle Yuanji understood and nodded to me with a smile. That's a smile of approval. I finally know that I still have some use, that is, innovation.

Zhang Dekai looked very uncomfortable under our onlookers. Finally, he suddenly stood up and shouted, "It's inexplicable!" I ran to the toilet.

"Call the sloppy here now!" Uncle Yuanji gave the order to Sa and continued, "I'll call another Taoist friend, and the people will gather together."

After saying this, Uncle Yuanji waved his hand: "Let's go and prepare first?"

After they dispersed, I asked Uncle Yuanji, "Uncle, do I still want to go to this? I don't think I can help, okay?"

Actually, I said I couldn't help. I'm worried in case the predicament is not broken. At that time, won't I also be affected by the fish in the pond? I'm not that stupid. I run there stupidly at night, my face is full of snot, and I have to be afraid. Instead, why don't I watch romance movies at home to cheer you up?

Uncle Yuanji closed his eyes and meditated. Hearing my suggestion, he opened his eyes and refused directly: "No! This is the first time you have seen Uncle's battle. How memorable is this?

Does it have to be memorable for the first time? It's the first time, and now I think the only thing that is memorable is the first time to kiss them by hand.

However, I didn't dare to face Uncle Yuanshi's face, so I had to say a few times. It's an acquiescence.

Not long after, the sloppy came.

As soon as the sloppy ghost came, I shouted loudly inside, "Kaizi, Kaizi. Come out, there is a woman looking for you."

As soon as Zhang Dekai heard me shouting, he immediately ran out of the room excitedly. As soon as he saw the sloppy guy standing below, his face changed and he wanted to turn back.

Looking at Zhang Dekai now, I was only happy and took him and said, "Do you want to do a good thing?"

Zhang Dekai shook his head like a rattle.

"I can forgive your bill!" I suddenly raised my voice.

This fatal** sentence brightened Zhang Dekai's eyes. But this boy is a thief and his eyes are dim. He said calmly, "No? I'll pay you back!"

"So you still have it now?" I forced him to ask him.

"I... I don't have money now." Zhang Dekaino said.

I stared at Zhang Dekai tightly and didn't let go of his movements. It's like a cat that has just learned to catch a mouse and catches it for the first time. It feels really good to be a rich man. Although I am not much richer than Zhang Dekai now, that feeling is really useful.

Zhang Dekai's face turned red and white for a while. After a while, he gritted his teeth and said to me, "I know what you want to do." I promise you. However, let's make a good first. Is this borrowed, not returned?!"

It seems that this boy already knows what we want to do. I immediately felt no interest in what he said. It was as if the cat suddenly found that the mouse had given up escaping and was boring.

After sucking Zhang Dekai's soul out of his body, the sloppy ghost still looked at all this in a frenze. He doesn't understand what we are doing.

"Quick drill, drill quick!" I pointed to Zhang Dekai's body and urged the sloppy.

The sloppy still stood there in a sloppy way: "What are you going to do? Is he going to return my body?"

"You are talking nonsense. I said that this is a loan, not a return. Don't occupy the magpie's nest at that time, I'll go to you desperately. Zhang Dekai cried on the side and looked at the body that fell to the ground.

In the end, the sloppy still did not endure life**. He ran over and drilled in. As soon as he got in, he shouted excitedly, "Uncle, am I alive again?"

I waited for the sloppy to get in before I smiled at Zhang Dekai and said, "My bill is waived, but will you return Miao Ruyun's yourself?"

When Zhang Dekai heard my words, his face changed. He felt fooled by me and scolded, "Zhang Deshuai, I'm going to kiss your ancestors!"

"Be civilized and pay attention to quality. Besides, can you scold me? If I don't curse, I will contribute to the construction of socialist spiritual civilization. I can scold dozens of pounds without dirty words. I can scold blind people, deaf people commit suicide, and can scold them in spring? I stared at Zhang Dekai with a smile.

Zhang Dekai opened his mouth and didn't scold anymore.

And the loud shout of the sloppy just now attracted all the people in the room. Everyone saw that the sloppy ghosts were now in place and almost ready, so they gathered around again.

He shamelessly asked Uncle Yuanji anxiously, "Uncle, when will the Taoist friend you invited come?"

At this time, a voice came from outside the door: "Excuse me, is this Zhang Xiansen's home?"

A mouthful of Mandarin with Cantonese accent.

I was stunned. I don't know anything that speaks Cantonese. The most familiar one is Baizhi.

The corners of Uncle's mouth were slightly raised and he breathed: "I'm coming!"

I'm busy opening the door.

Looking at the door stood a middle-aged man about 40 years old with his nose glasses.

As soon as he saw me, he opened his mouth and said, "Excuse me, is this Zhang Xiansen's home?"

After saying that, he also took out a business card and handed it to me. It says "Zhuge Shenkong, general manager of some responsible companies in Hong Kong Dodge Commercial Trade."

I looked at him in surprise. This, this Nima is the Taoist priest mentioned in Uncle Yuanji's mouth?

With the nose and eyes, the straight and exquisite suit, coupled with meticulously combed thick hair and thick hair, and the faint smell of cologne on the body. How do you look at it? It's like a profiteer who can beat to death with a brick, not a Taoist priest with cigarettes.

Zhuge Shenkong saw that I was stunned and opened his mouth and asked, "This Xiansen, is this Zhang Xiansen's home?"

I nodded and hurriedly invited Mr. Zhuge, Mr. Zhuge, into the room.

As soon as Zhuge Shentong came in, he began his Cantonese Mandarin: "Silence, you don't know..."

Uncle Yuanji frowned and interrupted Zhuge Shenstick's words: "Don't talk about birds, speak human words. You don't know that I know you are from Beijing Huilongguan!"

"Ah, how do you know?" Zhuge Shenbang said in surprise.

"Your brother Zhuge God Party told me. When I was in Beijing, I went to Huilongguan. I saw your brother, and your brother asked me to call you home for dinner. Uncle Yuanji said with a smile.

"I'm not Jia Junpeng." Zhuge God Stick curled his lips.

"So, I'm embarrassed to ask you to go home for dinner. However, your brother said that you have something to return to Guanli. Uncle Yuanji continued to ask, "What is it? You're not corrupt, are you?"

After saying this, Zhuge Shengu walked over and sat opposite Uncle Yuanjie.

I was surprised by his move.

Because when Zhuge Shenbang walked over, it directly passed through Zhang Dekai's body and overlapped with the shameless sitting.

I pointed to Zhuge Shenbang and said, "You...are you a Taoist priest?"

"What's wrong?" Zhuge Shenbang looked at me and said, "That general manager is just one of my many identities, just for the convenience of doing things."

"Then why do you sit here directly?" I pointed to Zhuge Shenstick and said.

"What's wrong? Is there anyone else here?" Zhuge Shenkong looked at me and was stunned.

He can't even see the ghost, but he is still a Taoist priest. It seems that this guy is probably related.

"Who the hell are you? Why can't you even see the ghost?" The sloppy ghost scratched his head on the side and said. It seems that he is not very adaptable to this body and his movements are very stiff.

"How do I know. I originally appeared in another book conceived by Mu Hong, but she insisted on pulling me over and made a cameo. Is there no ghost in that book?" Zhuge Shenbang complained, "Also, I'm not called Zhuge Shenbang in that book. I still want to cry now.