Chapter 107 Down with Zhuge God Stick

For women, happiness is when they open their eyes in the morning, and the sun is there with him. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotations

Saturday, August 06, 2011

I had been knocked down by Zhuge God Stick, and I was secretly shouting in my heart: I'm going to die.

However, I saw that the Zhuge God Stick that was pressing on me was motionless. Not only that, but also the pupils that had just begun to absorb the light and turned red are now gradually recovering.

It turned out that Miao Ruyun also rushed over when she saw Zhuge God Stick rushing at me. As soon as I used a kind of "lazy donkey rolling" to avoid the blow of Zhuge God Stick, Miao Ruyun began to apply illusions to Zhuge God Stick.

And just as the Zhuge magic stick pressed on me, the illusion had occurred. And the thirty-six fierce ghosts occupying Zhuge God Stick were fascinated by Miao Ruyun's illusion, so the redness of Zhuge God Stick's pupils gradually faded away.

Taking advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, I quickly lifted the Zhuge magic stick aside, quickly got up and dodged far away. Even so, when I think of the scene just now, my heart is still crazy, and even my legs and stomach are trembling slightly. I understand that it was not Miao Ruyun just now. Now I have said goodbye to this beautiful world.

I don't want to finish like this. I'm still a virgin?! 55555......

"Help me!" Suddenly, I heard Jiang Yingyu shouting at me anxiously on the side.

Turning his head, it turned out that Jiang Yingyu wanted to lift old Cao from his uncle, but Mr. Cao had just fallen into a coma by Zhuge magic stick. And Uncle Yuanyi was also pressed by the old man Cao and rolled his eyes.

What's just bad is that I saw that old Cao's body was already on fire.

"What are you still doing? Why don't you come to help?" Jiang Yingyu looked at me standing there in a stunned manner, without moving his footsteps, and shouted at me.

I ran over and laboriously removed old Cao from his silent uncle. Unexpectedly, old Cao is very heavy.

Then, I stepped on old Cao's body and helped him put out the fire.

Old Cao's body moved away, and the dead uncle woke up leisurely. He breathed a long sigh of relief and jumped up from the ground.

As soon as I saw that Uncle Yuanshi had nothing to do, my heart was much more stable. After all, the most powerful guy among us is still there, and the reassurance is still there.

However, we have completely controlled things just now, and we don't know why it has suddenly become like this. And all this began with the release of the mahogany sword in the hands of Uncle Yuanshi.

Thinking of this, I hurriedly asked Uncle Yuanji, "What happened just now?"

"There are mice!" Uncle Yuanji replied with embarrassment.

"Ah-"

As soon as Jiang Yingyu heard the mouse, he screamed and jumped up.

As soon as Jiang Yingyu's scream fell, he heard Miao Ruyun shouting hurriedly over there, "Come and help quickly. I won't last long?"

With her shouting, our attention returned to Zhuge God Stick.

Zhuge God Stick, who was overturned by me just now, is shaking fiercely at this moment, as if he has gone crazy.

Uncle Yuanshi frowned slightly and walked over quickly.

I won't go there. I still remember it clearly at the moment. Although I am also curious, I also want to see what's going on with him now. However, I'll forget it. At this time, in case he comes to me again, I can't guarantee that my "lazy donkey roll" will definitely work this time.

Thinking of this, I shouted, "Am I going to call reinforcements?" He ran in the opposite direction from Uncle Yuanshi.

Then, as soon as I turned around and didn't run two steps, I was tripped under my feet, and I fell a dog and ate a mouthful of mud.

Suddenly, I felt that the whole world had collapsed. I didn't expect that Zhuge Shenbang was so vengeful that he aimed at me as soon as he came up. It seems that my 26-year virginity has come to an end.

I didn't even spit out the mud in my mouth. As soon as I closed my eyes, a trace of despair appeared in my heart: the world is so beautiful, but I am so bad, this is not good, this is not good!

However, after a while, there was still no response. Instead, I heard Jiang Yingyu's sneer behind him: "Don't pretend to be dead! Isn't he a bear?!"

I stood up, patted the soil on my body, and looked down. It turned out that old Cao, who had just been removed by me, was still unconscious on the ground. It was him who tripped over me just now and made my image plummet, which was "three streams straight down 3,000 feet".

I kicked old Cao a few times with hatred and shouted, "Get up, you get up?"

With these feet, old Cao woke up leisurely.

As soon as he opened his eyes and saw me kicking him fiercely, he asked in shock, "Handsome, where are we? Why do I feel that my whole body is sour?

"Get up if you don't die!" After saying that, I kicked over and still unresolved.

As soon as old Cao was in pain, a "salted fish" turned over and got up from the ground. When he saw me with a vicious face, Jiang Yingyu with a contemptuous face standing behind him, and Miao Ruyun, who was working hard, and Uncle Yuanshi, who was walking step by step by. Finally, he saw the Zhuge magic stick lying on the ground and shaking violently, and then did he realize what had happened just now.

Old Cao shouted "Wow" and rushed up.

I suddenly remembered that it attracted Zhuge God Stick to rush to my culprit - Xiao Jilai. It was this stupid dog who led Zhuge God Stick to me. Otherwise, how can I, who hide in the rear, be attacked by him?

I called Xiaoji out of the jade pendant and pointed at it and scolded: "Dead dog, stupid dog. Can't you run around?"

Xiaoji looked at me with a resentful look and said unrelentingly: "Who else do you blame? It's not that you don't know magic, can I do this? It's not that you don't know. I can deal with ghosts, but I can't deal with people. Can you blame me for this?"

As soon as I heard Xiaoji say that I don't know magic, I got angry. You really speak out in front of the blind man - look for a smoke. I was originally disgretted by my series of performances today. Under Xiaoji's retort, especially Jiang Yingyu still standing behind me.

I was furious. I was furious. I grabbed Xiaoji's tail and gave it a few big ears.

With a few cracks at me, Xiaoji was hit dizzy with Venus. When it woke up a little, it immediately bit my hand fiercely, and the pain made me scream.

"Oc's it, it's okay. Don't make trouble here, don't you two? Jiang Yingyu, standing behind him, suddenly said, "Hurry up and see the sloppy ghost?"

After saying this, she stopped looking at me and rushed in the direction of Zhuge God Stick.

Although Jiang Yingyu's words made me feel blocked. But I can't refute it. After all, I don't seem to have anything to do well tonight, but it adds a lot of trouble.

I was about to walk in the direction of the sloppy ghost when I heard an exclamation behind...