Chapter 112 Harvest

Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing the station at will. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotations

Sun, August 07, 2011

Although everyone was very tired after the disturbance last night and suffered great damage like Uncle Yuanji, everyone was so excited that they couldn't sleep after going back.

And Uncle Yuanji pulled Zhuge Shenstick to ask something and wanted to get some useful information out of his mouth. Zhuge Shengu only talked about his feelings after inhaling those guys into his body. For the baby he said could be brought back to life, he refused to say anything on the pretext of inconvenient spoilers.

Although we are disappointed, we have no choice. After all, behind Zhuge Shenbang, there is a wooden red man who can KO us at once.

Since Zhuge Shenru refused to say anything, we turned the topic to meet Xiaohei the next day. Of course, we don't have much interest in their meeting. What we are most excited about is Uncle Cao's 500,000 yuan.

As a result, I didn't sleep well last night. As soon as I closed my eyes, there were banknotes all over the sky, piles of banknotes, and piles of money that had been picked up all night, making me not energetic today.

As soon as I woke up in the morning, I saw sitting in the living room shamelessly. His face was full of excitement and expectation. Looking forward to the moment when he and Xiaohei meet again.

I'm also looking forward to the moment when Uncle Cao handed over the box full of green money to me.

There are steaming steaming buns on the table. It seems that Miao Ruyun has made breakfast.

I sat down and just reached out to get the steamed buns.

" Stop, have you brushed your teeth?" Suddenly, Miao Ruyun interrupted me.

"What's this? I eat it in my mouth, and what do you have?" I picked up a steamed bun and argued.

"Oh, it's disgusting. Go and brush your teeth." Miao Ruyun couldn't help saying and drove me into the toilet.

I brushed excitedly in the toilet. I just brushed a few times and remembered that I hadn't gone to the toilet in the morning. I turned around again and began to aim accurately at the toilet with my cruise missile.

Suddenly, the door was knocked open and rushed into a man.

I was so scared that I quickly covered my softest part with my hand, turned my head and roared, "You don't have eyes, don't look..."

When I saw Jiang Yingyu coming in, I swallowed it again in the middle of what I said.

Nima, this is really a narrow road for enemies.

It's so immortal that she has encountered it several times. It seems that it's going to die again this time.

However, strangely, this time, Jiang Yingyu did not say anything, but retreated with a blush.

When she retreated, she asked at the door of the toilet, "Why don't you close the door when you go to the toilet?"

"You don't knock on the door. Besides, didn't you hear the sound of water?" I don't want to say it.

There was no sound outside the door.

Today, Jiang Yingyu is a little strange.

Only I was normal, and finally chose her facial cleanser to wash my face. Because yesterday I used Miao Ruyun's. According to the rules, it's her turn today.

Dating, everyone was still discussing excitedly. When we were almost discussing, I remembered something and asked, "Why didn't you see that guy Zhuge Shengu?"

"I have left a long time ago." Miao Ruyun said leisurely, "When I went out to buy steamed buns in the morning, I saw that his car was gone."

"Oh!" I lowered my head and bit the steamed bun. After all, Zhuge Shenbang came to make a guest appearance, and it's good to leave. Besides, he is not a cameo, but to make trouble. It's okay to leave, at least so that we have a lot less trouble.

After dinner, we saw that we were shameless, and then we remembered a tricky thing. That's how to take him out.

Now the sun is shining, so take him out like this. I guess he didn't have to go to Jiangyu's mouth, and he was roasted into a sweet potato.

What should I do? What should I do?

We thought about many ways, but in the end they all proved to be invalid.

At this time, Uncle Yuanji went downstairs and saw several of us in a hurry to catch fire in the living room. He asked, "What's wrong with the four of you? Is it hemorrhoids?"

"Uncle, we want to go back to Jiangyu's mouth with shameless skin. But, look at the sky outside, how can the sun take him out? I said at a loss.

"This is easy to do." Uncle Yuanshi said with a smile.

As soon as he heard that Uncle Yuanshi had a way, he immediately attracted the attention of the ants on our hot pots.

"What should I do?" We said almost with one voice.

"Are you like letting him see the scenery? Or should I ask him to come back after seeing it there? Uncle Yuanji looked at us with a smile and said.

"What kind of scenery do you want to see? It's not that he hasn't seen Beiqiu City, but he will come back after a look there. Old Cao urged on the side, "Uncle, what's your good move?"

Uncle Yuanshi pondered for a while and looked at us and asked, "What do you use to buy things on Taobao?"

"It's a good wind! That one is faster, but more expensive. Jiang Yingyu replied casually.

"No, uncle, what time is it now? Do you still say this? Besides, when you talk about Taobao now, do you still think we advertise softly for Taobao? I anxiously urged Uncle Yuanshi.

"What do you mean, logistics?" Miao Ruyun said first in surprise.

Uncle Yuan Ji looked at Miao Ruyun with approval and nodded with a smile. It means that children can be taught, and children can be taught.

Listening to Uncle Yuanshi's answer, I was angry: you still have logistics, and the logistics has arrived there, and it's still the same to be roasted into dried sweet potatoes.

I anxiously urged Uncle Yuanshi: "Uncle, just say it directly, we don't have the ability to bear it at all?"

"It's like this. You can find a bottle, preferably the dark color. It is similar to the method of storing bottles with concentrated nitric acid, which can avoid ultraviolet rays. Then, just let the shameless hide in it!" Uncle Yuanji answered with a straight face.

I still think it's a good move, that's it. We have discussed this method for a long time. How to pack such a small bottle and such a big shameless bottle? Do we still have to pretend to be shameless? If this is over, Xiaohei must run wild.

When Old Cao heard Uncle Yuanji say this on the side, he shook his head and said, "We have just discussed this method. It won't work, it won't work!" The bottle is big, it's not good!"

Uncle Yuanji looked at us, his face changed, and he said angrily, "Are you really a guy who doesn't know how to use it? Who asked you to use the bottle? Just use people directly.

"People?!" Uncle Yuan's words woke up our group of dreamers.

It turns out that we have been stuck in bottles or something, and we didn't expect that at all.

It seems that sometimes it is still necessary to divergent thinking.

We couldn't help looking at each other. Later, everyone laughed almost at the same time.

Zhang Dekai! That's a ready-made living bottle.

However, Miao Ruyun's face changed, and she was a little hesitant: "Zhang Dekai won't agree, will you?"

"I will. He will definitely do. However, it requires you to go out." I looked at Miao Ruyun and replied with lust.

Miao Ruyun couldn't help closing her chest when she saw me staring at her with lustful eyes. But no matter how hard she tries, it is futile.

Miao Ruyun bit her lip and asked in a low voice, "You mean to seduce with color? Then why me, Jiang Yingyu, can also do it?"

As soon as Jiang Yingyu heard Miao Ruyun mention her, she retorted, "Isn't yours big?"

"Is there anything wrong with big? Besides, can you get bigger when you are big?" After saying that, Miao Ruyun deliberately straightened her chest.

"When I have money, I will drink papaya milk every day." Jiang Yingyu said angrily when she heard Miao Ruyun intending to show off.

"All right, all right. Don't compare between you two. I can't hold it with one hand, okay?" I'm busy rounding the game.

"Who did you catch?" Unexpectedly, my words immediately attracted them to deal with me together.

"What are you arguing about down there?" Suddenly, a sound came from the stairs.

It turned out that Zhang Dekai was awakened by the argument between us.

I saw that Zhang Dekai threw himself into the net and couldn't help but be secretly proud. I waved to him quickly and said, "You come down, you come down?"

As soon as Zhang Dekai saw my performance, he immediately became alert. It seems that he still has a grudge against my performance last night.

"This is good news!" Looking at Zhang Dekai's retreat, I hurriedly dissuade him.

"Don't coax me, I won't be fooled." Zhang Dekai stared at me warily, "I suffered your loss last night."

After saying this, Zhang Dekai also looked up and searched carefully in the living room. He looked at the search and said, "This time, that guy won't hide anywhere, will he?"

As soon as I saw that Zhang Dekai was so wary, I quietly pulled the corners of Miao Ruyun's clothes. Suggest her that it's time for her to play.

What a tacit understanding Miao Ruyun and I have. Although she didn't understand what I meant before, she still smiled and said, "There's really good news this time!"

In the end, Zhang Dekai was invited to the living room by us.

As soon as Zhang Dekai sat down, everyone immediately surrounded Zhang Dekai and made attention.

"Eat steamed buns?"

Zhang Dekai shook his head.

"Drink porridge?"

Zhang Dekai shook his head.

............

Finally, Zhang Dekai looked up at Miao Ruyun and asked, "What's the good news?"

His question made Miao Ruyun not know how to answer it.

I was busy taking over the words: "Kazi, didn't I tell you to forgive your debt last night? But the debt between you and Miao Ruyun is between you, and I can't make the decision. Well, we talked about it this morning."

At this point, I don't talk anymore. I know that Miao Ruyun should know what to do next...