Chapter 120 Hundred Ghosts Night Down
The clothes are getting wider and you won't regret it. It turns out that you are a GAY. - Quotations from Zhang Deshuai
Sun, August 07, 2011
I couldn't help but be excited when I heard Uncle Yuanshi say let's go. Although this is not the first time to catch ghosts with him, I still look forward to his performance.
Along the way, the mottled shadows of the trees swayed the ancient moonlight, guiding the way forward in the light and darkness. Listening to the tireless singing of insects adds a little desolation to the desolation. In the sky, the twinkling unknown star does not know the hesitation of people's hearts. Whenever and wherever, there is only the sadness of the thousand years.
Walking on the road, I thought about it and felt that something was wrong. But there is something wrong there, but I can't say it.
When I came to Uncle Yuan's side, I asked in a low voice, "Uncle, how do you know where the ghost is?" Also, why are you sure that ghosts will appear at 11 p.m.?
Uncle Yuanshi looked at the fast walk in front of him and answered me mysteriously, "The secret can't be revealed!"
Looking at Uncle Yuanshi's mysterious appearance, I felt un upset. Are you a big-headed ghost? Make yourself like a master, and it's not the same as watching some sharing websites on the Internet with me. What's more annoying is that it is still a senior VIP. Who knows that loneliness is singing, and who knows that lonely singing brings the strength of the right hand.
Since I can't get any valuable news from Uncle Yuanyi, I almost got another old Cao: "Brother, can you tell me about it?"
"What did you say?" Old Cao, who frowned as he walked with an impatient expression, answered me.
"Do you know why uncle is sure that there will be a ghost at 11 o'clock?" I threw out the doubts in my heart.
"You should ask your uncle. Anyway, I don't catch ghosts. I can only tell you so much. After saying that, old Cao closed his mouth tightly.
Lao Cao, Lao Cao. What else do you know? Can you say it all at once? I asked again.
But this time, Old Cao closed his mouth tightly and stopped talking.
I shook my head and said helplessly, "What a stingy!"
The plan to dig out something useful from Mr. Cao once again ended in failure.
I was just about to interrogate Jiang Yingyu, but the team stopped.
It turned out that it was the place.
I looked around.
A small earthen bag appeared in front of us, and we are now standing at the bottom of the earthen bag. The lights floated in the distance, and it was a unique dance of fireflies in the air. A breeze blew, and the grass hurriedly bent down and began to worship the wind god. The tree not far away also waved its hands, which was appreciating the wind.
All this in front of us separates the prosperity, leaving only the most natural mind. Tell us what is the most real and what is past.
Seeing that Uncle Don't stop to rest, he looked around. I, who had nothing to do, also pretended to wander around.
Not long after wandering around, Uncle Yuanji gathered our group again. He asked me with a satisfied smile, "Handsome, how many 100 meters can you run?"
I don't understand why Uncle Yuanji asked, but he still replied, "About 14 seconds, this is my best result." Finally, I added with reassurance, "Uncle, why do you ask this?"
"It's okay, it's okay. I just asked casually. Uncle Yuanji said with a smile.
But his smile did not dispel my doubts, but made me more suspicious. Not only that, I also felt uneasy. Uncle Yuanji, there must be some way to deal with me this time.
"Handsome, go over there and have a look. Did I leave the mahogany sword there? Uncle Yuanshi pointed not far away and told me.
When Uncle Yuanji said this, I was sure that he had a 100% purpose this time, and his purpose must be for me. Since I know that Uncle Yuanji has paid bad attention to me now, I have made up my mind. All you have to do is be careful. At that time, I will resolutely be with everyone, and I will not be afraid of anything. Because although Uncle Yuanji wants to deal with me, he won't do anything to Mr. Cao and Jiang Yingyu.
To figure this out, I boldly walked to the place pointed out by the silent uncle just now. Walking on the road, you can still hear what the silent uncle is whispering behind you. However, his voice is so low that I can't hear him clearly.
I searched for double in that place and didn't see the mahogany sword mentioned by Uncle Yuanji, so I shouted, "Uncle, I can't find it!"
"Oh, I remember. I didn't come out with the mahogany sword at all!" Uncle Yuanji replied loudly over there.
This time, I'm completely sure that Uncle Yuanshi is coming to deal with me. And when I left just now, he was discussing how to deal with those people.
Suddenly, a rapid exclamation came from Uncle Yuanji. The cry is very short, the kind of voice that is swallowed rawly as soon as it begins.
As soon as I turned my head, I saw the place where they were standing just now. First, the figure shook, mixed with some shouts. Soon, I saw that the figure gradually decreased and decreased out of thin air.
When I saw this, I couldn't help but feel hot. It's not good. There's something wrong.
Immediately, I turned around and ran over as fast as I could. Take out the mobile phone and carefully look at the ground with the fluorescence of the mobile phone.
The grass was very messy and was knocked down; on the soft soil, several shallow or deep footprints can be seen, revealing the scene after a fierce battle. On some grass leaves, I can even see dripping blood, which is shocking.
Fear!
is the only feeling I have now.
I can't understand. At this moment, those guys disappeared from my eyes. That is to say, what kind of opponent they met just now. The opponent's ability is so high that these people can disappear like this.
I stood there in a daze. I don't understand why that guy still doesn't do it now.
Does he want to learn from the trick before cats and mice and appreciate my fear at this time with great interest?
Thinking of this, I keep warning myself in my heart to be stable.
After a few deep breaths, I drove the uneasiness out of my heart.
If the other party is like a cat catching a mouse, the more fluster I am, the more interested it is in me. And if I can keep calm, I may not know what kind of method I can find.
I called Xiaoji quickly. At this time, I can only ask Xiaoji, a stupid dog, to help me figure it out together.
Xiaoji did not appear as I expected.
Because of the jade pendant that had been hanging on my chest. This time, it did not appear.
I was busy looking through my memory to find out when the jade pendant disappeared. But there is no gain.
Finally, I decided to go back to the place where I just looked for the mahogany sword. If the jade falls on the road, the most likely place to appear is there.
As soon as I turned around, I saw a child lying on the ground and rowing.
I jumped up at once.
The child who was paddling heard my cry, raised his head and smiled innocently at me.
When I saw the child's real smile that day, I was busy scolding myself secretly in my heart: Zhang Deshuai, Zhang Deshuai, how can you be like this, not even a child. Even if he is a ghost, he is a kid. What are you afraid of? At worst, if you turn around and run away, he will definitely not be able to catch up with you.
Thinking of this, I also put on a smile and asked softly, "Children, are you lost?"
"Nima, don't call me a child." The child opened his mouth, which was a shocking sentence, "I'm older than you. They are all your grandfather's, you know? Grandson, call me grandpa.
As soon as I heard the child say this, I was furious. I pointed to him and said, "Don't think that if you eat a ball, you will be Sister Feng. If you are not tall enough, you will think of yourself as a fourth mother. Sending a few videos is a beast. You still want to be my grandfather, it's so funny!"
As soon as the child heard several Internet celebrities burst out of my mouth, he couldn't help but be stunned. After a while, he asked me, "Who is Sister Feng?" Who is the fourth mother? And that beast? What's wrong with them?
"You are still young, and there are some things you won't understand. Have a good job of peeing and mud, which is very promising. I was happy to see him being such an idiot.
"Grandson, let me tell you, don't always call me small. Look, my little one?" As soon as the child heard me say this, he stood up. In the front of the crotch trousers, local parts are exposed. A small piece of white and tenderness hid shyly and coquettishly in the moonlight.
I pointed to his little piece and couldn't help laughing and laughing: "You're not even a secret policeman here. I'm embarrassed to show off. When the woman saw you, she didn't even shout hooligans. If she was interested, why did she come up and touch it? Don't think that a sparrow can masturbate, and don't think that a fungus can hook a man.
When the child heard me slander him like this, his eyes turned red, the corners of his mouth curled, and he rolled on the ground and began to cry.
His crying made me at a loss.
Now, of course, I fully understand why Mr. Kong said that "only women and villains are difficult to raise". We have always misunderstood the little people in there, but they are actually children.
"Don't cry, don't cry. OK?" The crying of the child made me upset. It's the same as the days when women came.
But this trick doesn't work for this child.
"Cry again. If you cry again, I'll feed you the husky. I began to scare the children again.
This time, the child did not cry, and he asked with tears on his face, "Isn't it a big gray wolf?"
"Where are the wolves now? Are they all husky?" I raised my head and said contemptuously to the child. He is really illiterate in the 21st century and doesn't know those hot words on the Internet.
"Don't teach my uncle badly!" Suddenly, a coquettish voice came from the side.
I turned my head and took a look. It turned out that I don't know when a beautiful woman stood on my right. Seeing her, a goose egg face, willow leaf eyebrows, and a tall split cheongsam made people drool.
However, I quickly found out what was wrong inside. I pointed to the urination and mud-age child on the ground and turned my head to ask the beautiful woman, "Your uncle?"
"Can't you?" The beautiful woman raised her eyebrows.
Needless to say, I must have hit a ghost tonight.
Hearing what she said, I felt down first, and then immediately became nervous.
If only this child is here, I will be invincible. Even if you can't beat him, you can also give full play to the essence of sports warfare - just hit him and run. And now, if this beautiful woman comes back, I will only have to "guerrilla without attack".
At this time, I saw a trace of confusion in the beautiful woman's eyes. She looked at me in a daze, stretched out her scarlet tongue and licked her upper lip.
I couldn't help taking a step back and said in surprise, "What do you want to do?"
"Brother, do you know that you have a strange temperament that fascinates us to ask you deeply?" The beautiful woman didn't answer me, and another voice came from behind her.
As soon as I turned my head, I stuck to face to face.
It was a dark face, and his face was full of hardships of labor.
At this time, I took a few steps back to avoid his bear hug. I hurriedly said, "I'm not the kind of person you think. Is my sexual orientation very normal?
"I also have a wife!" The black face is solemn.
Brother, this has nothing to do with whether you have a wife or not. I know you want to open up, but I don't want to be angry yet. I begged for mercy.
"What kind of flower is **?" The black face fell into meditation.
When I heard the black face say this, I was shocked: What? I don't even know the famous **.
"Handsome man!" At this moment, I heard another crisp shout in the back.
As soon as I turned my head, I saw a woman about 40 years old, whose face was occupied by thick rouge, holding a flower handkerchief in her hand and beckoning to me.
"Are you calling me?" I pointed to my nose and said uncertainly.
She called me a handsome man again and then said, "Come in and play?"
Are you playing with a big-headed ghost? I scolded in my heart.
"You found the wrong person, right? My family lives in Xishan Village..." I quickly explained.
"Handsome man, look. How nice is the moon tonight?" The middle-aged woman looked up at the half moon hanging in the air and said to me leisurely.
"Okay, good mother (harmony) approval. I like Xiaoqing, but I don't like black fungus!" I opened my mouth and cursed.
"What is black fungus?" Middle-aged women are also lost in meditation.
I felt a burst of sadness at her meditation. What's wrong with these people? They don't understand what they say. How can they communicate with them?
However, soon, I gave up the idea.
Because, I saw that many people kept coming out of thin air, and it was dark.
Now these people have all kinds of shapes.
Some people have black charcoal, some lack an arm, some have no legs, some have half of their bodies crawling on the ground, some have no heads, and some have only two legs walking on the ground...
They all have one common feature.
That is to surround me and look at me silently. No one said anything, but they were ready to walk towards me.
Now, I am like an undocumented vendor, surrounded by a group of strong city management.
I understand why Uncle and Uncle were almost wiped out just now. In the face of so many people, even if I kill them with my eyes, I will kill them for a few days.
Watch them keep silent, but look at me with a pair of hot eyes. I couldn't help but feel tingle in my heart. I said tremblingly, "What's wrong with you?"
No one spoke, but they came to me.
I couldn't help seeing this scene. Without shouting, he closed his eyes and ran in a direction.
I don't run fast on this soft soil. Because the soil is soft, the ground is not very flat, so I also stumbled and crooked.
However, I dare not open my eyes. I was afraid that as soon as I opened my eyes, I would see these guys, some of whom I couldn't tell what they had grown into.
I can even feel the coldness brought by crossing out of those guys' bodies when running. However, I still dare not open my eyes.
I keep running, keep running.
When I really couldn't run, my legs were sore, my throat was dry, and my heart was about to jump out, so I was looking back.
Behind him, followed by a black ghost.
They are all chasing me.
The ghost running in front of his face was full of excitement. The most important thing is that there are only two legs in the front, moving quickly in the air.
I shouted and began to turn my head and run again. I can't tell the difference between southeast and northwest.
At this time, I have only one idea in my mind.
You can't stop killing me.
Finally, I felt something tripped under my feet, and I flew out flat. The feeling in the air is extremely comfortable. I always want to keep this kind of comfort until the end of time.
Of course, this comfort did not last long. Instead, I soon felt a pain coming from my mouth. However, the pain did not pass far, so I fell into a coma...