Chapter 141 Small Building Listening to the Rain 2

If a man can still miss you after masturbate, then he will really love you. - Zhang Deshuai's quotation

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

When Miao Ruyun came home, she saw a strange thing. In our living room, an uninvited guest is talking with Mr. Cao and Uncle Yuanji.

I only heard the silent uncle say in a loud voice, "You are sitting in the palace, but you are facing the earthquake, showing the hexagrams of thunder and fire, so I said that you have had a bloody disaster recently. But devouring gossip is originally the upper gossip, so you don't have to worry about it. According to my calculation, you should have had hemorrhoids.

The uninvited guest bowed and said, "How did you know that I had hemorrhoids?" When he opened his mouth, there was a strong smell of Beijing film.

"Because it is inferred from your tone that you are a northerner and northerners like to eat salty food, there is a saying of 'south sweet and northern salty'. In Beiqiu City, Beiqiu City is famous for its spicy food. How can northerners like you get used to eating? As a result of eating too much spicy food, I became a 'hemorrhoid' with the same virtue as me. Uncle Yuanji smiled and said, "In addition, the weather has changed in the past few days, so I have hemorrhoids. Since mine has been committed, I think yours should be almost the same, right? After saying that, Uncle Yuanshi looked at the uninvited guest with a smile.

I heard the uninvited guest rush to praise: "Uncle Yuanshi is really worthy of Uncle Yuanshi. He can connect the breadth and depth of the I Ching with such a simple common sense of life. I, Bei Renqi, was taught today."

When I heard Berenqi's name, I couldn't help but feel happy. Nima, your parents don't want to see you to give you such an unfavorable name. Whether it's "being bullied" or "ridden", this is not a good name. How can I meet these strange names? Whether it's Miao Renfeng or Zhang Dekai, up to now, Bei Renqi is almost able to open a complete collection of names.

And Uncle Yuanjie was praised by Bei Renqi. He couldn't help touching his jaw, nodded with a smile and said, "Actually, these are all eagle worm skills. It can be used as a pastime in daily life. You should no longer be suspicious of our traditional culture now, right?

Hearing Uncle Yuanshi's words, Bei Renqi quickly stood up and bowed deeply: "It's really better to read a ten-year book after listening to Uncle Yuanji's words."

Be Renqi's move made Uncle Yuanshi unable to sit on the sofa. Uncle Yuanji stood up in a hurry and held up Bei Renqi with both hands: "I can't do it, I can't do it, you really break me by doing this!"

At this time, I carefully looked at this Berenqi. He belongs to the kind of person who feels that the whole world is beautiful at a glance. First of all, a huge head, installed on a thin neck, always makes people worry that his neck will not be able to withstand the weight of that head one day, and it breaks with a "kake". Looking at Bei Renqi's face, there are pits and small pits in the big pit, and a long hair sticks out of the small pit, which makes people sigh at the prosperity of life. A pair of fighting eyes, which are still asymmetrical, one big and one small, and the eyes of the left eye are covered with a gray thing. It is estimated that the vision of the left eye is not very good; the wine lees nose is red; and it is matched with a mouthful of big yellow teeth. Almost all the shortcomings accumulated in him.

This is not enough. What's more, height and disability are waiting for the equal sign. Therefore, I now understand why his parents gave him such a name. Who can meet such a person?

This is the honorary winner of the "lifelong good man card". Generally speaking, it is the fighter among losers and the VIP among bachelors.

As soon as Miao Ruyun entered the kitchen, I sat on the sofa. He raised his legs and looked carefully at Berenqi. In the end, I couldn't help asking him, "Do you know Uncle Yuanji? You don't want to live here, do you?"

Bei Renqi shook his head and stretched out his hand to me: "It's really an honor and honor to see Zhang Deshuai alive for the first time."

With Bei Renqi's mouth, my eyebrows frowned and I was very unhappy: Can you speak human words? Zhang Deshuai who is still alive? For a person like me who can't eat gutter oil, feed poisonous rice, and lick leather shoes, you have the nerve to curse me to death?

However, in front of Berenqi's outstretched hand, I was embarrassed to refuse, so I politely stretched out my hand. When my hand, as soon as it touched his hand, I felt a great force coming from his palm and sucked my hand. Then, from the palm of Bei Renqi's hand, a true breath came and stabbed into my body. But this sincerity, which only lingered a little in my body, was forced out by the resentment in my body.

This surprised Berenqi. He grabbed my hand and said, "Look, there are still a lot of people crouching tigers and hidden dragons in Beiqiu City. It's a pleasure to meet you today.

At this time, I heard Uncle Yuanji shouting, "Who the hell are you?"

"Berenqi? It is said that people in the world are 'alone in a small building and hear "tears in front of the pillow and rain in front of the stairs, dripping to the light through the window", but I feel relaxed and happy'..." Bei Renqi still boasted.

"Talk about people!" Uncle Yuanshi frowned and shouted loudly.

"I'm 'small buildings listen to the spring rain all night and sell apricot flowers in the deep alleys of the Ming Dynasty'!" Berenqi shouted loudly.

"What?" I jumped up from the sofa. Looking down at the king of losers.

I can't combine this kind of loser king with the formal workers in the archaeological association. This figure, coupled with this honor, is said to be the clown of the circus. Who believes that it is the official work of the Archaeological Association?

Xiao Lou couldn't help but be proud of his sensational effect when he saw our reaction so much. Xiaolou knocked slightly at the corners of his mouth and said to us with a smile that was as ugly as Sister Feng, "Why, don't you believe it?"

I shook my head to show complete disbelief.

"Actually, she is still a big daughter?" After hearing the rain, Xiaolou lowered his head shyly.

Look at your honor, even if Sister Feng is a grandmother, you can definitely open a "Chastity Network". You are always at the forefront of the female chastity team like that Tu Shiyou. I was very unhappy when I looked at the small building and listened to the rain. Who cares if you are a virgin? I'm not surprised that you are a virgin. If you are not a virgin, I am curious?

"What's the matter with you coming to us?" Uncle Yuanji asked in a hurry. Looking at it, he was also very wary of Xiaolou's sudden visit to the rain.

"It's okay, it's okay. I just came to visit my home today and sent you warmth on behalf of our archaeological association. Xiaolou said with a mysterious smile.

We were surprised when Xiaolou heard the rain. Unexpectedly, she said such a thing on such an occasion.

"Do you have any questions?" When Xiaolou heard the rain and saw that we didn't talk, he began to ask again.

"Are you really a woman?" Looking at Xiaolou's short figure, the courageous face, and the chest that can park the plane, I doubted.

"You don't believe it..." Xiaolou heard Yu sighing and began to take off his clothes.

I was really surprised by Xiaolou's behavior when he heard the rain. I hurriedly asked, "What are you going to do?" What are you going to do?"

"Don't you suspect that I'm not a woman? Shall I prove it to you?" Xiaolou replied with a blink of his eyes when he heard the rain.

I quickly closed my eyes and stopped tremblingly: "This, this. Let's not prove this. I believe it, I totally believe it now. You mean that Sister Feng is your own sister now, and I believe it.

At the same time, a burst of nausea rose in my heart. Damn, if the small building really takes off our clothes from the rain, I guess our whole building will have nightmares at night.

"Yes, is there another thing that is very distressing?" Before we could make a statement, Xiaolou began to ask again when he heard the rain.

"What's the matter?" Uncle Yuanshi asked on the side.

"That's it, that's it?" Xiaolou said shyly when he heard the rain. A trace of crimson appeared from her pothole-like face like the surface of the moon.

"What is that?" Uncle Yuanji asked anxiously.

"Is it someone's chest?" Xiaolou said with a shy face when he heard the rain. After saying that, she also covered her face.

I was stunned, and Uncle Yuanshi was surprised, and Miao Ruyun, who had just come out, looked blank, and even the old Cao, who had always been very obscene, rarely closed his eyes...

"Oh, oh." I replied coldly, "Go back to drink Shengyuan?" Does that work better?!"

"Really?" Xiaolou asked me with a surprised face.

I nodded firmly. I don't understand how a woman like her can suddenly say such a question.

"Why don't you drink milk tea? According to recent news, that man can enlarge his breasts. I suddenly remembered the recent news and gave Xiaolou Yu's advice.

The small building nodded while listening to the rain. Finally, she asked, "What else can I do for you?"

We were all at a loss when Xiaolou heard the rain's question. Is this what the guest said to the host?

However, everyone shook their heads.

When Xiaolou heard the rain, we all shook our heads, and then waved to us and said, "Then I'll go first, not send it!" Then, the small building listened to the rain and rushed from the house to the door.

However, she forgot that at the door, there happened to be a ball of mud I brought when I just came in. Then, I saw the body of the small building listening to the rain, slowly tilting in the air in a beautiful posture...

What is a practitioner? Xiaolou will definitely tell you when he listens to the rain: practitioners even fall more quickly than ordinary people like us.

Because I heard a very heavy sound. The sound made me sweat for the small building to listen to the rain. What I'm afraid of is that in case she falls at my door, I will be asked to pay for her nutrition and missed work...

Xiaolou didn't expect to hear the rain, and finally fell in front of us in such a windy posture. I don't know if it's because of shame or for some purpose. Anyway, she didn't get up from the ground, but rolled and cried at the door...

In the face of this situation, I have no idea what I can do. A person who has practiced martial arts will roll and splash on the ground like this. How can this make our Chinese kung fu feel?

As soon as Miao Ruyun wanted to go there, I quickly exclaimed to her: "She is Xiaolou listening to the rain!"

As soon as Miao Ruyun heard me shouting, she immediately looked at me in surprise: "What?"

"She is the small building listening to Yu Bei Renqi mentioned by Zhuge Shenbang last night!" I said again with identification.

Miao Ruyun still looked at the guy who was crying on the ground in disbelief. She certainly didn't believe that the guy was Xiaolou listening to the rain, and I didn't believe it at first.

When the small building heard the rain and saw that there was still no movement here, it jumped from the ground. She turned her head and looked at us with those focused eyes: "Did they joke about you just now?"

As soon as Xiaolou's figure of listening to the rain disappeared from our eyes, I immediately urged Uncle Yuanji to call Zhuge Shengu and ask him to come here immediately...