Chapter 176 Special Chapter of Cold New Healing

(I have recovered from my cold today and I am in a good mood. Thinking that the master was opening a new book or a new book about Journey to the West, I couldn't help writing this article on a whim. Mu Hong did not dare to plunder the beauty of the master, but only wrote a little to entertain people from stupidity. In addition, this article is a joke, and there is no need to pay attention to the flatness and rhyme of poetry. Because the poems are all "a general unity of the country and a hole in the wellhead. The black dog is white and swollen. The flow.)

The first holy birth is a few spring and autumn, and the heavenly court is short and long

The oil poem says:

Heaven and earth are originally a chicken, and yin and yang are synthesized into chaos.

There is Pangu Pingtian and Tiandi in front of it, and Fuxi Dingren in the back.

The Yellow Emperor was greedy for heavenly achievements, and Zhou Gong ordered a man and a woman to marry.

If you know what you can do about this, you can also watch Muhong Opera come in person. ( The master, the master will come in person.)

In other words, the whole world is divided into four major continents. It is called Dongsheng Yingzhou, Nanzhanbuzhou, Xiniu Hezhou, and Beiju Luzhou. We don't talk about gossip, one is a good man Wu Erlang (sin, sin, cross the stage), and one is one is a beautiful mountain and beautiful water Dongsheng Yingzhou.

There is an overseas country in Yingzhou, which is called the proud country. Near the sea, there is a mountain called Huaguo Mountain. This mountain can be described as a good mountain, "facing the sea, spring is warm and flowers blooming". It is actually the first choice to travel with your family. There are also peaks and peach blossoms, giving birth to thousands of creatures. There is oil poetry as evidence, the poem says:

From a distance, the mountain is dark, with a thin head and a thick head.

If you turn this mountain upside down, the bottom is thin and the top is thick. ( Changed from Zhang Zongchang's "Yikun Poetry Banknotes")

There is a fairy stone at the top of this mountain. This fairy stone is three feet six feet five inches and two centimeters high and two feet and four feet high. Three feet, six feet, five inches, two minutes and three milliseconds, and three hundred and sixty-five days and twenty-three hours; surrounded by two feet and four feet, twenty-four qi according to the sky. This fairy stone, above and below the circle, covers the round place. There are also nine orifices and eight holes, according to the theory of nine palaces. It's strange to say that its stone is not covered by trees, but it is matched by Lanzhi.

This fairy stone is exposed to the coldness of the sun and the moon. One day, the fairy stone burst and an egg rolled out of it. The stone egg grows in the wind and then becomes monkey-shaped. His facial features are complete, his limbs are complete, and there is a long monkey tail behind him. What's more, the initial line is unstable, and the redness and swelling of the backkao are difficult to disappear. The stone monkey learned to crawl away, then worshipped heaven and earth and accepted the world. Shoot two fine lights and go straight to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall. We won't show how the stone monkeys play with the monkeys, but the Lingxiao Hall.

On this day, the Jade Emperor was coming to the court with the Queen Mother. The Jade Emperor sat on the dragon chair and heard three voices shouting long live. I looked at it, but I saw a quiet look. There is an oil poem as evidence, and the poem says:

Long Panzhu comes to make jade beams, and clusters of flowers come to clouds to make flowers.

Birds analyze the flower group clothes Wenchen, and the python robe jade with the general.

The wine bag and rice bag are listed in the throne, flattering and stealing the high hall.

Serving the people is on the wall, collecting money and collecting money.

The Jade Emperor nodded slightly. With such civil servants and generals, the country is safe and the people is safe, and the society is harmonious. But when I heard the Jade Emperor's voice, he said, "You have a quick play, and there is no way to retreat from the court." Why did the Jade Emperor shout such words as soon as he went to court? Because of the ancient emperor, there were fewer people in night clothes and food, and there were many absurd people.

When the lords heard how the Jade Emperor announced, "Hulala", a dragon bell flashed from the literary ministers. It turned out to be the old man who led the palace lord for 33 days.

The Jade Emperor asked, "What is Li Aiqing's book?"

Taishang Laojun waved the Buddha dust in a hurry and took out a round and slippery pill from the cuff. However, Wen Taishang Laojun said, "Your Majesty, this is the 'power pill' that your majesty entrusted to refine."

The Jade Emperor was overjoyed, with a smile on his face, and hurriedly said to the old man, "Li Aiqing cares about me, and I am very relieved!" The Jade Emperor just wanted people to present Danwan, but the "Daliwan" was slightly different from a few days ago. He frowned and hurriedly asked, "Li Aiqing, why is this 'power pill' different from a few days ago?"

Hearing the Jade Emperor's intention to ask questions, Taishang Laojun hurriedly leaned over to the ground and said, "The Jade Emperor Mingjian, Rong Wei's minister?"

"Quickly, there is no need to say too much!"

"Your Majesty, what did the 'Dali Pill' taste like a few days ago?" Taishang Laojun fell to the ground and looked up to ask.

"But there is a spicy taste." The Jade Emperor thought.

"This is the taste of Xun (wind) and (fire)!" Taishang Laojun replied in a panic, "The wind enters from the Xun Palace and becomes smoke in the fire, so Danwan has a spicy taste."

Hearing Taishang Laojun's explanation, the Jade Emperor nodded slightly.

Taishang Laojun looked up and looked at the Jade Emperor again, and hurriedly said, "Weichen has been alchemy for thousands of years, but this spicy taste is difficult to go. Recently, I have got one side by chance, but I can go to this taste.

"Come on the fast lane." The Jade Emperor opened his eyes slightly.

"Weichen took a piece of green cow skin, put it in the gossip furnace, then applied a literary fire, slowly boiled it, and got this thing. Then this thing includes Danwan, which not only has a spicy taste, but also has a lingering aroma. Taishang Laojun replied in a hurry.

"Is this thing famous?" The Jade Emperor asked.

"Nameless."

"There is no name, why is there such a thing?" The Jade Emperor asked again.

"Weichen is not talented, this thing is temporarily named." Taishang Laojun replied.

"Come and listen." The Jade Emperor was interested when he heard that Taishang Laojun was like this.

"Weichen Guan this thing is taken from the skin of green cattle and boiled, and its quality is like paste; and this thing is edible, sticky, and its nature is like pulp. The combination of the two is called 'glue'. This thing encloses Danwan in it, which is shaped like a cloth bag, so Weichen named it 'bag'. Therefore, Weichen temporarily named it 'capsule'. I hope your majesty can learn from it." Taishang Laojun explained in a hurry.

"Li Aiqing's words are very in line with me." The Jade Emperor said, "With this 'capsule', you can get rid of the bitterness. It is God-given. Li Aiqing, I want to reward you very much. I'd like to give you a prince Jue, and Xiaolou listens to Yu as a sweeper.

"Thank you, Lord Long's kindness." Taishang Laojun kowtowed in a hurry and said, "The old minister should do his best to refine more 'capsules'. Strengthen my heavenly constitution."

After the end of the emperor's gratitude, he heard the ministers shout: "Your Majesty is holy. With this 'capsule', promote the power of heaven. In this paragraph, I wanted to write about using leather shoes to make capsules, but at that time, there were no leather shoes, so I had to retreat and use the blue cowhide that Taishang Laojun rode instead.)

The mountain here has just fallen, but the Queen Mother said anly, "Bold Li Er, use this thing every day to * the dragon body."

The emperor, who originally retreated to the ranks of ministers, hurriedly dodged and hurriedly kowtowed: "The Queen Mother is angry. Don't the Queen Mother know? Hello, your majesty, you are fine!"

Taishang Laojun answered and looked up, but when he saw the Jade Emperor looking sideways, he kept wingging at himself. Ladies and gentlemen, why did the Queen Mother get angry? The Jade Emperor did not dare to speak and listened to Mu Hong as the position to speak slowly. There is no rhyme poem as proof, the poem says:

Since ancient times, emperors have been afraid of grapes and vines.

A lion roared in Hedong, a jealous woman, and ate my foot washing water.

And the fear of the Jade Emperor is more well known to all the ministers. Therefore, Taishang Laojun is not strange at all. The Queen Mother's face softened slightly when she heard of Taishang Laojun. But the Queen Mother said to the Jade Emperor, "I don't know, is it you, Chang'e?"

When the Jade Emperor heard that the Queen Mother had said this, he sweated and hurriedly explained, "Don't make fun of her, don't make fun of her!"

"I still want to coax my mother." Somehow, the Queen Mother said angrily, "As soon as the little bitch (harmonious) came, your eyes almost cracked. If it hadn't been for the protection of eyelids, I would have been afraid that my eyes would fly to the beautiful woman?

But the Jade Emperor was really angry and replied in a hurry, "My wife doesn't know anything. I love fairy jade rabbit ears."

"I don't know that the jade rabbit in the arms of a petty (harmonious) person is actually the jade rabbit on the chest!" The king's mother laughed.

"Don't make fun of your wife, don't make fun of your wife." The Jade Emperor hurriedly persuaded him.

But the Jade Emperor persuaded him, and the effect was really difficult. In a panic, the Jade Emperor slanted to the old man lying on the ground and hurriedly shouted, "I will meet the fairies, and Li Aiqing is at the scene. If you don't believe it, can you declare Li Aiqing's hostage?

When Taishang Laojun heard this, his head roared like thunder. But when she saw the burning eyes of the king's mother, she felt that her back was sweating coldly. She quickly bent down and replied, "Your Majesty's fairy is like a trembling white rabbit lying on the new cotton."

As soon as the answer was finished, Taishang Laojun knew that the prince Jue and Xiaolou were no longer listening to the rain. Turning his head and thinking about it again, Gongzi Jue and Xiaolou listened to the rain and abandoned their ears. These two are not good people, a handful of old bones, and it is better to refine more "capsules".

At this time, the Lingxiao Treasure Hall shook like a mountain. The Jade Emperor hurriedly announced the eyes of thousands of miles and the ears of Shunfeng, and went out of the Southern Heaven Gate to see what was going on.

Two flowers bloom, one on a single table; eat rice without steamed buns. But Ti Na's thousand-mile eyes and Shunfeng's ears came outside the Nantian Gate and could see and hear clearly.

There is a jingle as evidence, which says:

Green, the grass is bowing down; the flowers are full of peach blossoms; clatter, a stone monkey on the top of the mountain. This stone monkey is hairy and shameless. Climb branches and turn over stones; worship heaven and earth, and shoot golden buckets.

Thousands of miles of eyes and wind ears, after hearing clearly, I want to enter the hall to report. As soon as the two gods arrived at the Nantianmen, they listened to the guard magic ceremony and shouted, "Those two hammers!"

The roar of Mo Lihong shocked a moth in the gate pillar of Nantian Gate. This moth is getting happy and suddenly hears the word "stick hammer". Looking at his body, it is rolling and round, just like a mallet. I can't help but say: I'm famous, I'm famous.

After that, the worm quietly fell from the heavenly court. To a desolate place in Liaodong, it turned into a human form and flourished. Later, this moth was respected as a "stick" by its descendants and has been passed down to this day. This is a side story, even if you don't mention it.

has nearly 3,000 words, and this is the end of the only time. I want to know how to spoof the whole article of Journey to the West, but the master of the tour came to the West but went east.

PS: Lord, this is not an infringement of your copyright. The whole story is different from yours. Ha ha.