Chapter 180 Children's Day Special
(According to the characteristics of Muhong, if you don't write a special article on Children's Day, a favorite holiday, it will definitely make Muhong feel that there is something missing. We won't talk about gossip, and children's articles will appear in pink. PS: Due to today's Muhong Festival, there is much less update time in the evening. In addition, this special article is a temporary thought, so I didn't write enough 10,000 words at the beginning. I'm really sorry. Correct it now)
Chapter 180 Children's Day Special Chapter: Male No. 1 Defense War
"What kind of rhythm is the most swinging? What kind of song is the most happy..."
A high ringing sound came from my iphone4s, which can also unplug the battery, which made me crazy because I rushed to the proposal last night.
But the bell just rang and immediately broke. I muttered angrily, "It's another liar who sucks money. Can't you use other moves?" For a guy who is having a beautiful dream, everyone will be upset if he is interrupted.
After muttering, I turned over and was ready to go back to sleep. However, as soon as I turned over, the high-sounding bell of "The Most Dazzling National Style" rang at the head of the bed.
Although the bell was very high, I lay quietly at the head of the bed and didn't bother to answer the phone. But the bell rang stubbornly, like a life-threatening. I quickly blocked my ears with my fingers and cursed the copycat machine loudly in my heart. At the beginning, I shouldn't have focused on the seller's full chest, but I completely forgot what she told me that with this mobile phone, you can answer any phone.
Now, I deeply regret it. This mobile phone is simply a high decibel speaker, tormenting my ear that has just woken up. The torture made me want to go crazy and I can't wait to smash it with a hammer...
Fortunately, when I cursed the mobile phone loudly in my heart, it suddenly stopped, just like when Gong Lin was singing "Gunken", she was out of breath and couldn't make a sound.
The world calmed down again. I said happily in my heart.
However, I forgot one thing. That is, the fist was taken back, which was to make a stronger punch. Even if Gong Linna is angry, she can still sing, isn't she?
What kind of rhythm is the most shaky? ..." Suddenly, the mobile phone at the head of the bed roared again. This sudden sound shocked me, who had just fallen into confusion. As soon as the body was excited, he immediately woke up...
I reached out and took my mobile phone from the head of the bed, which showed a strange number. I have never seen this number. However, from its stubborn ringtone, I know that it is aimed at me.
"Ferty..." I answered lazily when I answered the phone.
"Zhang Deshuai, you have a bad temper, don't you even dare not answer my mother's phone." An angry voice came from the phone.
When I heard this sound, my head couldn't react for a moment. I don't know who this sound is. I swear to the little Zhang Deshuai who has been with me for 26 years that this is the first time I have heard this woman's voice.
However, how did she know that I was Zhang Deshuai? A question mark came to my mind. This is really strange every year. There are so many this year. Since I started writing a diary, all strange things have come to me. Finally, this woman's temper is big enough. Isn't her period coming? Otherwise, my period should have come yet.
In an instant, countless thoughts flashed in my head. But these countless ideas finally converge into a big question mark.
After the stormy scolding of the woman in the microphone stopped, I carefully asked, "Who are you?"
"You can't even hear my business. I'm Mu Hong." There was a voice on the phone.
"Nani?!" Now, I'm completely awake. Mu Hong, the one I feared the most in my life. People are not only moody, but also a serious narrow-minded person. As long as I am targeted by this guy, it's better for me to commit suicide.
The hand holding the microphone trembled slightly; a thin layer of sweat appeared on its forehead. My lips trembling and I can't even speak.
I don't know why Mu Hong found me at this time and called me. Things are completely out of my control. This guy jumped out of the scenes. What's the purpose?
In my head, the question mark is getting bigger and bigger.
Suddenly, I thought of what old man Cao and I complained about Mu Hong last night. Could it be that that narrow-minded man has come to the door now to take down my male number one? This retribution came too soon, and it has become a retribution.
The temperature in the room began to drop. I can feel that the hair on my body is clinging to me in the cold, making me at a loss.
Finally, I bravely and pleaded to the phone, "Auntie, aunt..."
"Hmm?!" There was an elongated nasal sound on the phone. This nasal sound is shocking to me.
Bad, women are afraid of getting old. I can't wait to slap myself a few times. This time, I said bald again. I quickly changed my words and said, "Sister..."
"Hmm?!" On the phone, there is still an elongated nasal sound.
My heart sank again, and this still doesn't work. Finally, I bit my teeth and said to the microphone, "I said, sister..."
These three sentences have been changed to three names. Therefore, women and so on are troublesome.
"Ty!" As soon as the old sister exited, Mu Hong's impatient voice came from the other side of the phone.
I was stunned by the exit of Muhong. Say, what exactly am I going to say? I don't know. I don't know now. Does Mu Hong know what I complained about her yesterday? I now admit my mistake with tears and hope to be forgiven by her. What if she doesn't know, didn't I throw myself into the trap? If I don't make a statement now, what if she comes to plead guilty. If I don't take the lead, I will take down my male number and replace it with old Cao. Then no one has read my diary.
I think it was a difficult decision, so I made a difficult decision with the car seller and asked the shoe seller to leave the Internet.
Suddenly, the phone in his hand weighed a thousand pounds. It's so heavy that I can't pick it up at all. I have an idea. I hope this phone will suddenly be out of power.
Silence, like this hot weather. Silence connects me and Mu Hong.
After a while, Mu Hong heard that I didn't say anything and said impatiently, "Zhang Deshuai, have you had a chat today? If you talk, you will still be old. Do you think my phone bill is not Qian Mai?
Mu Hong said these words, which I couldn't figure out at all. How can this impermanent guy be inferred by common sense?
I will be flat. Although I can't figure out Mu Hong's psychology now, I don't know if she already knows what I complained about her. However, if I express myself first, I will still take some initiative. At worst, I will just make a self-criticism.
I said cautiously, "Sister, we complained to you yesterday?"
"Oh!" There was a voice on the phone. The voice was neither excited nor angry, but was extremely calm.
It is this calmness that gives me a bad feeling. Now, I firmly believe that Mu Hong must know what I complained about her last night. This is really, for the sake of a moment's quickness, and now it has come to such an end. However, Mu Hong's tone shows that I still have a glimmer of hope.
I hurriedly explained, "Actually, in the atmosphere last night. I just said a few words casually, but it was against my will, not my heartfelt words. You know, my admiration for you is endless. Speaking of this, I paused for a moment and waited for Mu Hong's reaction.
However, there was still only an unusually calm "Oh" on the phone. This "Oh" made me feel that my flattery is not yet hot. If the flattery is too obvious, it won't have any effect.
I hurriedly explained, "Actually, old man Cao said it first last night. He scolded you first and then urged us if he was talking about it. In fact, he has had a problem with you for a long time. He said that he is still a virgin now. He has always had a lot of opinions about you on this. He is extremely disrespectful to you and always forces us to take a stand. He said that you are a prodigal woman and asked Lao Fang to teach you well and pull you 'a red apricot out of the wall'..."
At this point, I closed my mouth again. Now, the disaster has been brought to the head of old Cao. Let Mr. Cao tell me yesterday that he wants to be the male lead. Even if Mu Hong took down my male lead, Old Cao, you can't think of it. You don't even look at it. You still want to be a male lead with the face of the old society.
And there was another "Oh" on the phone. Although this "oh" is just a word. But I heard that the tone was no longer calm, but a little angry. This word "Oh" with a little anger made me happy. Look, the moody wood red is also trapped now. The next thing I have to do is how to successfully seduce Mu Hong's anger, and then guide all this anger to Old Cao's head.
As long as a woman labels someone in her heart, that guy is basically a dead person. And I still have some experience in how to seduce Mu Hong's anger. Don't forget that my mouth is made to hurt people.
I continued to say on the phone, "Sister, do you know? Old Cao, what did he say about you behind your back?
"What did you say?" Mu Hong hurriedly asked.
As soon as I heard Mu Hong asking, I knew in my heart that this matter was already stable. I'm not afraid of anything else, but I'm afraid that Muhong is not interested. And for a moody person like her, what she is most afraid of is who speaks her words behind her back.
I said all the slanderous words of old Cao to Mu Hong. Of course, most of them are from the bottom of my heart. Those words that I usually dare not say are now said by Mr. Cao. Anyway, these words will be dead without proof at that time. Even if Old Cao came to me to question me, I was sure that it was what Old Cao said, and he couldn't do anything about it.
In those slandered words, I took my hurtful mouth to the extreme. It is a sentence that can't be separated from the three big enemies of women, old fat and ugly. Really, as soon as I stopped, I heard Mu Hong scolding old Cao on the phone.
Mu Hong's curse to old Cao sounds to me like the sound of heaven. It is the sound, every word in my heart, giving me a feeling like a spring breeze, and a transparent feeling of holding ice in my arms in summer. I can conclude now that old Cao is dead.
Who is scheming is the patent of women. Only men can play scheming to the extreme.
When Mu Hong finished scolding easily, I quickly persuaded him, "Sister, don't tell me what I told you. As you know, if old Cao knows that if I tell the secret, he must fight with me. As you know, I don't have any magic power now. In case he goes crazy, I still can't afford it. Or, you can give me a cheater so that I can also see who abuses in my diary. You know, it's not easy for me to get along in my diary now. Anyone who sees me can bully me.
Mu Hong didn't say anything. I guess my request didn't pass. I knew that Mu Hong was a guy who liked to abuse the Lord. Look at me, it's up to now. Not to mention pushing it down, no woman has said she likes me. There is a small building listening to the rain. That guy can be regarded as a woman.
After a while, Mu Hong said to me on the phone, "What else?"
"No more." I was stunned for a moment, and now I have guided Mu Hong's anger to the head of old Cao. My goal has been achieved, so there is no need to say more. For the rest, Mu Hong will do it for me. Even if you are Muhong, and you haven't fallen into my trap, I can't help but be secretly proud.
Finally, I still thought about it and said to Mu Hong, "Sister, you should know. My respect for rice is just like my mother..."
"Don't come to the set of Tang Bohu Dian Qiuxiang," I was rudely interrupted by Mu Hong before I finished speaking. "Do you think I look like Sister Pomegranate?"
I'm "clucking" in my heart. Mu Hong, she even knows this. It seems that I will still show off in front of her in the future. This guy seems to be unfathomable. As long as I say a beginning, she can immediately think of its source.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but be excited. A woman who is too smart is not cute. Mu Hong, it's better for me to provoke less.
While I was thinking nonsense, I heard the phone cut off. There is only the busy sound of "dudu"...
Now, I'm completely sleepless. I have great sorrow for the next fate of old Cao. I silently drew a cross on my chest and blessed Old Cao: Old Cao, you will always live in our hearts.
I turned over and got up from **. After a while, I called Old Cao in a happy mood.
I'll call again...
The line is still busy!
Listen to a woman's voice on the phone, "Sorry, the user you dialed is on the phone." I was as happy as a peony flower in my heart, and I danced in the room.
When I calmed down, I immediately thought of it. After a while, Old Cao will definitely look for me. With his words, he should soon guess that it was my secret. After all, who else can say those words besides me, Zhang Deshuai?
Next, what will old Cao say? I simulated in my heart, but I always couldn't calm down. From time to time, I always thought of old Cao's submissive face under Mu Hong's scolding, but I didn't dare to have any objection.
Really, after a while, my phone rang again. I picked up the phone and saw that it was Old Cao...
I answered the phone with an extremely happy mood: "Ferty hair!"
On the phone, there came an angry voice from old Cao: "Zhang Deshuai, good! I just found out now that your boy actually pulled Mu Hong over.
Listening to the angry voice of old Cao, I couldn't help laughing. It was easy to suppress this smile, so I pretended to be surprised and asked, "Old Cao, what's wrong? Did Muhong come to you? What did you say? Why didn't she come to me first? Anyway, I'm the number one, aren't I?
"If you pretend, you can pretend vigorously!" Old Cao said angrily on the phone, "You can eat your skin now. There will always be a day when you regret it!"
"Okay, I have a phone call coming in. I'll answer the phone!" I hurriedly said to Old Cao.
This time, I didn't lie to him, and a phone call really came in. I saw that it was the same number just now - Muhong.
Holding the phone, I hesitated. At this time, Mu Hong will call me again, which is definitely not a good thing. If there is something good, that guy won't think of us.
In the end, when I bite my teeth, it is not a blessing, but a misfortune that cannot be avoided. I have come to the door, where can I hide? Even if I hide, can I hide? Women are born as detectives. As long as they want to find something, there is nothing they can't find.
I carefully answered the phone and asked carefully, "Sister?"
From the phone, there was a sneer from Mu Hong. With this sneer, my heart was cold. It seems that the matter has been exposed. Damn, I still underestimate Mu Hong.
Really, Mu Hong sneered at me and said, "Handsome, that's good!"
When I heard this praise, I not only had no joy in my heart, but felt cold all over my body. A person can only laugh first when he is extremely angry.
I hurriedly explained, "Sister, listen to my explanation..."
"No!"
This "no" made me realize the abomity of wood red again. In one sentence, she choked back all my words.
I opened my mouth and wanted to speak, but I didn't say it. After a while, I said again, "Sister, you must listen to my explanation..."
"No!" This time, it was a resolute tone.
This time, I realized. For Mu Hong, she is not the little girls in the romance drama. While covering her ears and shouting, "I don't listen, I don't listen", she looks at you with her eyes and can't wait to look at your mouth shape to know what you say.
If Mu Hong doesn't listen, it will never give me a chance to explain.
This time, I have no way. Fortunately, this guy is not in my diary. Otherwise, I really don't know if my mouth, which is born to hurt others, can beat her.
After a while, Mu Hong said on the phone, "Dragon Gate Magic Mountain."
"Nani?!" For Mu Hong's brainless words, I don't know what it means.
The voice of Mu Hong came from the other side of the phone: "Don't watch some island movies!"
Mu Hong's words make me imagine that she frowned at the other end of the phone. How can she think of island films through this sentence?
Finally, I retorted powerlessly, "You still don't watch island movies!"
"I'm watching cartoons. What's the mess you're watching?" Mu Hong almost roared at me at the other end of the phone.
"I also watch cartoons, such as..." I said a few cartoons that are famous to me.
"Dragon Gate Array Magic Mountain." Mu Hong told me again and hung up the phone in a hurry.
I stared at the phone in my hand. I don't know what Muhong means. This headless word makes me not know what Mu Hong wants to do. What's wrong with this guy today? It will jump from behind the scenes to the front of the curtain, and I keep guessing in my heart.
However, I thought about it and couldn't figure it out. Instead, Mr. Cao kept calling me. I cut it off, and he continued to fight. Finally, I was so annoyed that I deducted the battery, which made the whole world much quieter.
When I came to the gate of Longmen Magic Mountain, I saw a guy in white. When she saw me coming, she waved to me.
Don't doubt that this guy must be the Muhong who has my biggest headache but has to serve carefully.
came to Mu Hong, and I quietly looked at her again.
The visual measurement should be about 1.6 meters, and it should be a little left to reach my jaw. Walking together in this way will not seem incongruous. The skin is good, white and delicate, and it has the characteristics of a woman in Beiqiu at a glance; a white dress, which looks like the texture of a stall; a pair of huge sunglasses should be used for shading...
After measuring Muhong, I thought to myself: Beiqiu women have three good skin rejuvenation and white waist; Beiqiu women are not good, smoking mahjong and having a bad temper.
If the three are good, the two in front of Muhong can be seen, and the third one is really hard to say; if the third is bad, the last one is for sure. I really don't know the other two. However, from the way she has been doing nothing all day long, I feel that she will definitely play mahjong.
I thought about it secretly in my heart.
Suddenly, Mu Hong said, "Have you seen enough?"
Mu Hong's words made me wake up from my meditation. When I woke up, I felt that the distance between me and her now was a little ambiguous.
I quickly moved my body away and complimented, "No, beautiful women can't see enough."
"Do not say much!" Wood red words always make me feel a little good. However, being said to be a beautiful woman, it seems that she is still very useful in her heart.
After a while, I asked Mu Hong, "What did you ask me to do today?"
"Today is Children's Day!" Mu Hong looked away and said to me.
I nodded, I know that. Even if I don't remind you, I know that today is Children's Day. I still know this.
I asked doubtfully, "What's wrong with Children's Day?"
"Five!" Mu Hong seemed to be interested all of a sudden.
Looking at Mu Hong's excited appearance, I was silent. Muhong, if you don't see how old you are, you also told me that it's still Children's Day. Let's not celebrate the holiday. How about the one after the holiday? I watched it secretly and had a bad idea.
However, I dare not say it now. Although, Muhong doesn't look like anything now. However, in case this sentence is wrong, she must not strip me alive according to her temper. I don't dare to take this easily now. I'd better be my male lead honestly. At least, with the male lead, are you afraid that there is no ** play?
"Wait a minute, I'll buy a bottle of water? What kind of water do you drink?" I still have to be courteous in front of Mu Hong. Now I have to take good care of the guy in front of me. This guy is the guy who determines my future fate.
Mu Hong looked at me and shot a light from behind the sunglasses. This light makes me feel a little uncomfortable. I couldn't help lowering my head and looking at my dress. No problem. Although I'm wearing a stall, at least it's neat.
Finally, I asked carefully, "What's wrong?"
"It's nothing." Mu Hongbian still looked at me with that kind of eyes and answered me.
I still asked Mu Hong attentively, "I'm going to buy water. What do you want to drink?"
"Whatever!"
This sentence "casual" makes me a little difficult again. The two words with the largest amount of information in the world are women's "casual". The amount of information in those two words exceeds the information content of tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of lives every time I squirt.
However, I still ran to buy water obediently. The water in the park is too expensive. It's better to buy it outside. I have to try my best to control the cost now. Unless Mu Hong agrees to my further request, I will never invite her to dinner. I secretly made up my mind.
I'm a little hesitant at the place to buy water. Mu Hong didn't tell me what she wanted to drink. I picked up two bottles of mineral water and put them back. If I buy mineral water, will Muhong think I despise her?
At the thought of my precarious position as the male number one, I took out two bottles of fruit oranges from the freezer. That's it. Although it's more expensive than mineral water, it's compared with my male lead. Appropriately, I can accept the unspoken rules.
However, looking at the high price, I put another bottle back. I picked up the bottle of mineral water I had just put back.
"A lot of money?" I shook the bottle in my hand and shouted to the boss.
"Five yuan for two yuan, a total of seven yuan." The boss glanced at it and replied immediately.
"It costs two yuan for mineral water." Hearing the boss's words, I was stunned, "I bought 1.5 yuan elsewhere."
"If you are Hu (Harmonious) Jin (Harmonious) Tao, what if I give you all this stall?" The boss didn't show weakness and shouted at me.
"If I were Hu (Harmonious) Jin (Harmonious) Tao, would I come to you to buy something?" I couldn't help laughing, "One piece and five?"
The boss thought about it, took the mineral water back from my hand and handed me another bottle. He smiled and said, "This bottle is five yuan!"
I looked at the two bottles of identical packaging of mineral water and didn't understand why this bottle was cheap. I said in a loud voice, "Is this bottle crooked? Be careful that I go to the Industry and Commerce Bureau to sue you?
"Isn't it crooked? Isn't it past the expiration date?" The boss said carefully. Finally, he added, "It's okay, it's okay. Don't die."
I flip the bottle of expired mineral water and looked at the boss's windy and rainy face. Finally, he asked, "Do you have expired fruit oranges?"
"You crawl, what kind of person do you think I am?" Unexpectedly, when I asked this, the boss was angry again.
When I took the bottle of expired mineral water in my hand and left, I cursed in a low voice anx, "What kind of person? If you sell it when it is expired, I can't even ask. Do you think you are a state-owned enterprise?
When I came to the gate of Longmen Magic Mountain, I saw another person standing next to Muhong.
Xiao Xue!
When I saw the sudden appearance of Xiaoxue, I immediately became overjoyed. He ran up quickly and said hello to Xiaoxue, "Xiao Xue, why are you here?"
"I was called out by Mu Hong!" Xiaoxue may be due to the fact that she hasn't appeared for a long time. Now, she looks extremely excited.
I looked at Xiaoxue's face with excitement, so I hurriedly handed the fruit orange to Mu Hong first, then touched my head and said to Xiao Xue, "I didn't expect you to come too? Mu Hong didn't tell me that I would buy another bottle of water?
Xiao Xue still took Mu Hong's hand with an excited face, and I guess she was surprised that she could appear like this. Therefore, she is extremely darted with Mu Hong now. Xiaoxue begged Mu Hong, "Sister Mu, do you want to add some scenes for me to bring you this time?"
"Did you bring her here?" Hearing Xiaoxue say this, I can't help but be puzzled. Look at the wooden red dress, it's a thing of the past.
"Uh-huh!" Xiaoxue looked at me and said, "It's Sister Mu who called me. My sister told me that as long as I brought her here, she would let me show up once.
** I thought of the naked unspoken rules in my heart. It seems that unspoken rules are everywhere.
Mu Hong, just dive into me. I can devote myself to art at any time. I looked at the snow and wood red in front of me.
Two people have their own characteristics. Xiaoxue's youth and Muhong's intellectuality have their own characteristics. If I choose now, I will definitely choose wood red. Although this guy has a big temper, I can keep my male number one.
And Xiaoxue, even if you are the girl I once chased, I still like to choose art in front of art. I thought painfully in my heart.
However, I know that all this is delusional. Therefore, I have to swore Mu Hong first and try to make her promise me to maintain my position as the male number one until the end of the diary, and establish my status as the male number one.
But I saw that Mu Hong was not positive about me. Even if I put Fruit Orange in front of her, she didn't take it. Here, it makes me look a little embarrassed.
Is there anything I can't do well?
At this time, Mu Hong suddenly spoke. She told me, "I drink mineral water!"
"Nani?!" Hearing Mu Hong's words, my heart almost got cold. Why does Zimuhong drink this damn mineral water? Is she saving money for me and cares about my poor monthly salary?
I didn't expect that this wooden red, which looks not very easy to deal with, also has such a considerate side. Based on this, I feel that I should take the initiative to put forward the unspoken rules so that I can take the initiative.
However, there is something wrong. How can I say this is damn mineral water? I hurriedly withdrew the mineral water that had already been stretched out.
Mu Hong was also surprised by my strange behavior. She looked at me and asked, "What's wrong?"
I scratched my head and looked at the damn mineral water. If I had known, I wouldn't have been greedy for cheapness and bought this damn mineral water. Now, Muhong, a little-sighted guy, has added up his preference for mineral water. This is what I didn't expect.
What should I do now? I keep thinking in my heart. Give or not, that/ia/a/question.
Here, in case something happens to Mu Hong. I guess, not to mention the male number one, Mu Hong must exile me to Huangyan Island; no, now this damn bottle of mineral water has been held in my hand.
I stared at this damn mineral water and felt deeply annoyed that I had just been greedy for cheapness.
In the end, I will be single-minded. I can't hand over this bottle of mineral water anyway. If this is handed over, I will have to spend it on Huangyan Island in the future.
The contents of the future diary have become Louis XVI's diary: "There is nothing to write today. There is nothing to write tomorrow, and there is nothing to write tomorrow..."
I cut down and unscrewed the lid of the mineral water in my hand. Then, I breathed myself wildly.
This time, not only Mu Hong was stunned, but also Xiao Xue was stunned. I don't understand what happened to me today and why I suddenly did this.
After I gasp, I quickly said, "I'm sorry, I'm thirsty. Well, I'll buy another bottle."
After saying that, I didn't wait for Mu Hong and the others to agree, so I went back and bought another bottle from the boss. This time, I had to take a good look at the production date on the bottle cap and confirmed that it had just been produced, so I was relieved.
When I handed over the newly bought mineral water to Mu Hong, she stared at me with dissatisfaction. She must still be weird about my strange behavior just now, but fortunately she didn't say anything. But he just looked at me with dissatisfaction.
This makes me feel a lot better. At least, Mu Hong is now dissatisfied with me, not her hating me.
You can't be a little careless when dealing with women. Especially when dealing with a moody woman, you are not sure what she will do next second. This is much more troublesome than the weather forecast.
And then, we played happily in the Dragon Gate Magic Mountain. Although I don't have much power, don't forget that we have been acting by mouth so far.
Although Mu Hong's personality is unpredictable, it still makes her happy under my witty words.
Looking at Mu Hong's smiling face, I feel at ease. It seems that my male lead is finally a little settled.
And Xiaoxue did not appear for a long time, and this sudden appearance made her excited. And the excited Xiaoxue, who saw the things playing in the dragon gate array, were like a real child, full of surprises.
When she is surprised, she likes to play with Mu Hong. Looking at the two crazy women, I fantasized about it. Women are beautiful spokespersons, and every woman will have a kind of beauty. Of course, Xiaolou doesn't count the guy who listens to Yu. I suspect that she appeared to prove that God is omnipotent. It can not only produce works of art, but also produce defective products.
When Xiaoxue and Muhong appeared in front of me again, I found an extremely serious thing. That is, I'm going to fight a ** defense now.
I have good news and bad news now. The good news is that I have determined that the bottle of mineral water has expired; the bad news is that I haven't found a toilet near here. And what gratified me most was that I just wisely refused Xiao Xue and Mu Hong's invitation to play jumper with them.
If I had played just now, I guess I would become the most famous guy in the Dragon Gate Array. It will definitely appear on the homepage of major video websites.
As soon as I saw Mu Hong and the others coming, I hurriedly stuffed the bag in my hand into them, and then brazenly borrowed a bag of paper towels from Mu Hong, and ran away like flying away, looking for the toilet...
When I came out of the toilet easily, I saw that Mu Hong's face was not so good-looking. I don't want to see this uncertain face. I don't know where I offended Mu Hong.
I walked over carefully. Xiaoxue whispered to me, "Handsome, your bottle of mineral water was seen by Sister Mu."
I was shocked to hear Xiaoxue's words. Even if I drink expired mineral water, why is Muhong's face so ugly? She should feel sad about what I just did. Once again, she was moved and made me unspoken. I am always ready for this. This is once you enter the literary and art circle. Your body is full of literature and art, and you should always be prepared.
Mu Hong saw me coming and said coldly, "Zhang Deshuai!"
"What?" I lowered my head and cut it as if I had done something wrong.
"Hello, you are so kind!" Muhong's tone is still very harsh.
Mu Hong's words make me completely don't know what to say. I don't know why she is angry or why she is angry. How can this make me take the right medicine?
Really, don't guess the woman's thoughts.
After saying that, Mu Hong pulled Xiaoxue over and walked away angrily. Leaving me alone inexplicably standing still, I don't understand the situation at all now.
And when Xiaoxue was pulled away by Mu Hong, she quietly stroked a phone call posture for me.
I know that this is what Xiaoxue told me to contact. If there is any news, she will inform me as soon as possible.
Looking at Xiaoxue's distant figure, I cried a little. It seems that my position as the leading man is like a dangerous egg...
When I got home, I received a call from Xiaoxue. After I couldn't wait to get through, Xiaoxue told me on the phone, "Handsome, I had a good time today!"
"Xiao Xue, did Mu Hong say anything to me?" I asked anxiously. It's simply delusional to want a woman to tell you the point at once.
"Oh, Sister Mu has a good impression of you." Xiaoxue thought for a moment before saying.
"It's not this, it's not this." I quickly corrected, "Did Mu Hong mention or hinted at what to do with me?"
"No!" Xiao Xue replied immediately.
"No?!" I asked dodlessly, "Is there nothing?"
"There's really nothing!" Xiao Xue replied firmly.
Xiao Xue's words made me not know why. What does this wood red mean? I don't know.
It seems that it is still not easy for me to deal with Mu Hong's prodigal woman. I fell on ** and looked up at the ceiling...