Chapter 193 The Law of the Yellow Emperor 12

A woman's body is the best gift given by God to men. - Zhang Deshuai's quotation

Sun, August 14, 2011

The threat of the small building listening to the rain still had an effect on me. I stood up and shouted to Mi Sheng, "Ancestor, massage jade didn't say anything about you!"

Hearing what I said, Mi Sheng couldn't help looking at me doubtfully.

Now, I keep turning in my heart. Just now, I have said that brain disability is not a disease but a kind of situation. Now I have to go back on my head. Even if Su Qin is reborn and Zhang Yi is reborn, it is difficult to justify itself under such circumstances.

I couldn't help wiping the cold sweat that secretly appeared on my forehead nervously, and then looked at the bad guy. I gritted my teeth in anger at the prince Jue: Prince Jue, I just owed at that time and gave you a bad idea to sing. You sang so well, but it turned out to be such a big thing. If you had known such a result, you might as well be a steamed bun.

Although I have been scolding the bad guy in my heart, the difficulties in front of me still have to be overcome.

Looking at Mi Sheng's doubtful eyes, my body couldn't help trembling. Finally, I explained randomly, "Actually, the massage jade just praised you for being young?"

As soon as my words were spoken, Mi Sheng not only became puzzled. Even the prince Jue looked at me doubtfully and didn't know how my view came from.

has reached this point, and I have to go on: "Ancestor, you may not know. This brain disability is played by some young children, starting from the 85s generation and the 90s generation. Massage Yu said that you are brain-damaged, that is to say, although you are old, look at this outfit. This posture is a brain-damaged..."

I said as I organized the language in my head. I don't believe this thing. Really, when I finished this set of things, they all looked at me in surprise. They can't imagine that I can crook my brain like this.

It's just that I can't get off the tiger now. Only go on: "I didn't mean that you were brain-damaged. No, you are a brain-damaged." As I spoke, I was surrounded by myself. I was shocked and quickly changed my words, "I mean, you always look young. If you go out and say that you are old in your early 20s, you may be 17 or 18..."

As I spoke, I saw that the anger on Mi Sheng's face had gone down, replaced by the pride on his face. As long as it is an individual, everyone likes to be praised.

The pride on Mi Sheng's face made the stone in my heart fall. I sighed to myself: There is a play!

Finally, I patted my forehead and praised Misheng, "You are always young and healthy!"

As soon as I finished my words, I heard the bad guy take over the words: "Brain platinum!"

I also reacted to the bad guy's words. I said why do you think it was so smooth just now? The relationship is because of this thing.

"What is brain platinum?" Mi Sheng began to wonder again.

"It's just an old man and an old lady twisting around on TV and singing, 'If you don't accept gifts this holiday, you will receive platinum." Old Cao curled his lips and said disdainfully. Finally, he added, "That thing, drink less!"

"It's okay, it's okay. It's nothing if you drink too much. I retorted, "That thing is boiled water mixed with hawthorn powder. As long as you dare to buy it, you can drink it safely. Anyway, you won't die.

"That is, we don't know if it's useful to eat our health care products, but I'm sure they will not be sick if we eat them. This is better than medicine. Zhuge Shenstick also said, "However, that old man and old lady look super disgusting to me. Seeing them twisting around on it, I can't wait to smash the TV!"

"What are you talking about?" Misheng has no feeling about our topic at all. Therefore, he asked us doubtfully.

Misheng's words made me realize it immediately. It turned out that we couldn't help but complain again. I forgot that my original intention at the beginning was to let Mi Sheng relax and not kill the bad guy.

However, looking at Mi Sheng's face now that there is no anger, I still feel that my crooked theory just now still has a certain effect. I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. It seems that I don't have to worry about Xiaolou Tingyu's marriage to me anymore.

When I was happy about my own crookedness just now, the bad guy began to provoke Mi Sheng again. I heard him say loudly to Mi Sheng, "Old man, don't you hear 'mighty and unyielding'?"

Listening to the words of the bad guy Jue, Misheng's face gradually lengthening. He stretched out his hand and pointed to the prince Jue and said, "If you say this again, be careful that I will slap you?"

"Why don't men take Wu hooks and collect 50 states in Guanshan?" The bad guy, Gongzi Jue, said unpredictable words again at this time.

When Misheng heard what Gongzi Jue said, he launched...

Misheng jumped high. Misheng jumped in the air, and his palms were constantly rubbing (harmoniously). Then, I smelled a stench coming.

Under this stinking attack, I hurriedly covered my nose. Despite this, the stench kept coming into his nose stubbornly.

When the stench penetrated into my nose, I immediately felt dizzy. It seems that a heavy object is tightly tied to the head, constantly pulling the head. It made me dizzy and even dulled my perception of my surroundings.

I can't help worrying about the bad guy in the circle. Even I on the side can feel this stench. Isn't the prince in the circle more threatened?

I couldn't help sweating for the prince...

The prince Jue in the circle did not move at the beginning, like a sculpture. Although Misheng's hands were slapped faster and faster, the stench became stronger and stronger. But the prince Jue in the circle is still motionless.

I shouted in my heart: the magic power. Under the tree of "Devil's Breath" before, the prince Jue showed it to me once. It is also his magical power that keeps us out of danger.

And this time, it was also the magic power that made Gongzi Jue not be affected by the stench of Misheng. However, this kung fu has a weakness, that is, it can save life, but the attack is powerless.

Mi Sheng in the air saw that his stench did not have any impact on Gong Zijue. Unable to wonder, he said doubtfully, "Is my 'Bao Si's fragrance' ineffective?"

Let me react to Misheng's words. This stench is a little similar to the place where I bought fish in the vegetable market, and it smells strange. Mi Sheng also gave him such a beautiful name - "Bao Sizhixiang".

But what does this smell have to do with the fragrance?

I couldn't help covering my nose tighter.

This is what I heard Old Cao shouting at me, "My head is dumbfounded, sit in the head row!"

I was furious as soon as Mr. Cao's words came to my ears. I just wanted to turn my head and yelled at old Cao. But when I think about it carefully, I understand. It turns out that the reason why Old Cao said this to me is that I am now in the front position and have been out of the people's queue.

I temporarily suppressed the anger in my heart and took a few more steps back. When I returned to the queue, the unpleasant smell just now has weakened a lot. I don't need to cover my nose anymore.

However, I was not grateful for the kind reminder of old Cao just now. Instead, I was dissatisfied with him and said, "Pregnancy, can't you speak well? Do you think you are from Beiqiu City?

Old Cao looked at me coldly and said, "Say you, you're still stupid!" Who asked you to stand as the leader? It's time to be!"

What old Cao said to me made me unable to hold back my anger. I pointed to the tip of Cao's nose and scolded, "Old Cao, you fairy! Why don't you fight for two days and go to the house to lift the tiles?

When Zhuge Shenbang saw that we were going to start quarrel again, he hurriedly persuaded, "Ok, okay! Don't make any noise, handsome man. What else do you have besides that good mouth?

When I heard it, Zhuge Shenbang obviously had the meaning of public revenge. I thought angrily: Didn't you just disagree with your pursuit of me? Didn't I tell you that you should die for the mountain people?

I retorted loudly: "Good mouth has the benefits of good mouth. You don't know, I can eat fish with my mouth, and I don't spit fish bones..."

"Do you want to say it's okay..." Before I finished my words, I was interrupted by Old Cao. But he didn't finish his words, but stopped at the critical point. Instead, old Cao laughed.

"Memoiring the flute on the Phoenix stage." Uncle Yuanshi read it aloud.

When I heard the brand name of Uncle Li Qingzhao, my heart trembling. This silent uncle is really good. At the critical moment, he will do these for me.

It's really here. Since ancient times, there have been many literati and coquettish people, and Chang'an City is romantic. The spring breeze is proud of the horse's hoof disease, but it rushes into the prostitute's house.

As soon as Uncle Yuan's words fell, he heard old Cao and Zhuge Shenbang begin to laugh. Both of them stared at me with a ** (harmonious) smile on their faces. Looking at the smiles on their faces, I couldn't help but feel nervous. I quickly put my hands on my chest, made a defensive gesture, and said tremblingly, "Do you want claws?"

"Memoiring the blowjob on the Phoenix stage. It's so wet!" Old Cao praised.

Old Cao's admiration made me feel disgusted like swallowing a fly. If you can be praised as a good poem by the obscene guy Cao, you don't have to think too much about it.

At this time, Xiaolou heard the eager sound of the rain and rescued me.

She pointed to the bad guy in the circle and said to us anxiously, "Look! Look at it?!"

At the urging of the rain in the small building, I turned my head and looked into the circle. When I turned my head, I couldn't help opening my mouth...

But when he saw the bad guy, his body rotated at high speed. I can even hear the wind brought by the rotation of Gong Zi Jue.

Under the high-speed rotation of the bad guy, Misheng's "Bao Si's fragrance" was blown to pieces. Misheng, who was jumping in the air, also stopped.

Instead, he looked at the prince Jue, who was spinning at a high speed in the circle with great interest.

At this time, the prince said loudly in the circle, "Heaven and earth are righteous and mixed with manifolds. The lower part is the river and the upper part is the sun and star. In the vastness of the moon, it is full of darkness. ......”

It seems that the bad guy Jue, the prince, has begun to use his magnificent righteousness again...

As the bad guy gradually slowed down, his voice gradually lowered...

When the prince Jue's body no longer rotated, Mi Sheng said with a smile, "What a righteous song can hinder my 'scent of Bao Si', which is admirable and admirable."

"My magnificent righteousness is the righteousness of heaven and earth, which can't be compared with the spirit of pickling!" The bad guy Jue couldn't help but be proud under the praise of Mi Sheng.

Mi Sheng's face is still smiling. He quietly listened to the proud words of the bad guy, and waited for the son Jue to finish speaking. Mi Sheng said with a smile, "Yes, that's good! But I don't know if your Haoran righteousness can be stronger than my Yangyoujigong?

As soon as Mi Sheng's words came out, I saw that the face of the prince Jue in the circle was no longer as proud as before, and his body remained calm again.

Not only that, but the silent uncle on the side also changed his face. He whispered, "Do you raise the base bow?"

"What's wrong with raising the base bow?" Looking at Uncle's face becoming solemn, I couldn't help but wonder.

Uncle Yuanshi heard my question and replied, "It's not the bow that Yangyouji is afraid of, but also Yangyouji."

Uncle's words made me puzzled. There were many famous archers in ancient times. How could Uncle Yang Youji be so terrible?

When Uncle Yuanji saw that I was not very satisfied, he explained, "This Yang Youji is the first archer in the Spring and Autumn Period!"

"How is it better than Huang Zhong?" I suddenly remembered Huang Zhonglai, the archer in Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

Uncle Yuanji shook his head and said, "Is Huang Zhong's bow comparable to Yang Youji?" After a while, Uncle Yuanji said again, "Do you know Baifa Baizhong and Baibu Chuan Yang?"

I nodded, which is a common idiom to praise the archer.

"These are all from self-contained. According to the Records of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, he is also known as 'raising an arrow'. That is to say, he only needs one arrow to kill people, not a second arrow. After saying that, Uncle Yuanshi's face faded.

After listening to Uncle Yuanshi's explanation, my heart also became heavy. According to Uncle Yuanshi, the power of raising the base bow must not be underestimated.

Finally, Uncle Yuanji seemed to remember something more and added to me: "Not only that, Lv's Spring and Autumn also recorded that the arrow method of nourishing Youji was still very powerful. It is said that the arrow he shot can be 'unin the middle of the stone'. After saying that, Uncle Yuanji shook his head gently.

Uncle's words made me a little puzzled. I asked puzzledly, "I should have learned the poem you just said. How can I remember that it was about General Li Guang?"

"That poem is a good description of Li Guang. But that's what Yang Youji's archery is like. Uncle Yuanji's face was dim.

After listening to Uncle Yuanji's words, I was also worried about the bad guy again. If it's really like what Uncle Yuanshi said, I can imagine how horrible this base bow is.

This thing is like a cruise missile, not to mention a hundred rounds, but also very powerful.

Looking at the dead uncle in the air, he has already taken action. His left hand stretched forward, as if holding something firmly, and his right hand gently pulled back, level with the tip of his ear.

Misheng's left hand aimed straight at the prince Jue...

I secretly prayed in my heart for the bad guy: massage jade, massage jade, you have to avoid it this time.

And the prince Jue in the circle is not moving like dementia at first. After a while, he sighed, stretched out his hand and rowed on the ground.

Then, I was surprised to see that a piece of land was stubbornly cut open by the bad guy...

At this time, Zhuge Shenbang shouted on the side: "Gang Ning cut the seat!"

This time, I am no longer surprised. This time, without Zhuge Shenkull and others to remind me, I know that this Nima must be another allusion.

Really, before we asked, Zhuge Shenbang said to us, "I heard the massage jade say."

Zhuge Shenbang said this and looked at us in surprise. He was surprised that we didn't ask him at all, and he answered himself.

Finally, Zhuge Shenbang asked me, "Handsome, why didn't you ask this time?"

I immediately replied, "Don't be selfish. If the urban management doesn't come, won't you set up a stall? Can you explain it to me directly? Let's have some good time!"

Zhuge Shenbang nodded and explained to us, "I once competed with massage jade..."

"Here you said. Let's get to the point?" I urged Zhuge Shen to stick.

Zhuge Shenstick nodded and then continued to say, "This move was told to me by Prince Jue. But I haven't seen him use it. At that time, he told me that this move was absolutely defensive..."

As soon as Zhuge God Stick mentioned absolute defense, it flashed in my head. Absolute defense, absolute defense. I said silently in my heart. I seem to have heard of it somewhere.

After a while, I remembered. Why is this the same as my love? However, I love Luo, at least much more stylish than Naruto.

However, I didn't say that. Otherwise, it will definitely cause some discussion. I know too well about our group of guys.

As long as we find a gap, we have to complain to you.

Zhuge Shenbang looked at my face and asked with concern, "Handsome, what's wrong with you? Do you feel ashamed of our profound knowledge?

"Daily, you fairy! Just say it directly?" I urged Zhuge Shenstick, "Don't always use these empty heads!"

Zhuge God Stick continued to explain to me...