Chapter 195 The Law of the Yellow Emperor 14

Men are wine, and the longer they are, the more mellow they are; women are milk, the more fresh they are. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotations

Sun, August 14, 2011

Under the angry eyes of Uncle Yuanji, the old man Cao was so scared that he quickly shrank his neck and dared not finish his words.

Uncle Yuanji said leisurely, "Actually, according to records, this arch was raised by a filial son. The filial son threw birds and beasts with stones so that his parents could drink broth, and later he had this base bow.

I don't agree with Uncle's explanation. This bow and arrow are all weapons for people to shoot animals. Why do they have to be associated with those so-called filial piety? Who said that the ancients had no imagination?

When I was impressed by the imagination of the ancients, I heard the sound of rain from the circle, and I couldn't help looking into the circle...

I saw Xiaolou listening to the rain and his palms flying endlessly. Every palm pats, it is like cherry blossoms falling in the sky, and the palms all over the sky can't help but remind people of "flowers and flowers flying all over the sky".

And Misheng still had a smile on his face. His body did not make much action, but when the palm of the small building was about to listen to the rain, his body was slightly side. The palm of the small building listening to the rain is bearable. On the surface, it looks like Misheng's palm that can only avoid the small building listening to the rain every time, which is dangerous. But in fact, Misheng pinched it just right every time, and just avoided it. It can be said that one inch more is safe, and one inch less is hurt.

When the first wave of continuous attacks stopped when Xiaolou listened to the rain, I saw Xiaolou's face turn red when she heard the rain. It seems that the drawing of the set of palms just now still makes it difficult for the small building to listen to the rain.

But Misheng is fine, and the smile on his face has never faded. He stared at the small building and asked Yu, "Is it over?"

Xiao Lou couldn't help but get busy when she heard Mi Sheng's question. I heard Xiaolou listen to the rain and say, "What do you want?"

"It's nothing. Let me ask, if you haven't finished playing, let's continue!" Mi Sheng has asked with a smile.

Contempt, ** naked contempt. Of course, this contempt is based on strong strength. Because there is only that level of strength gap between Niu B and pretending B.

Although Xiaolou's IQ is not very high, she also heard the naked contempt in Misheng's words just now. Xiaolou couldn't help shouting again when he heard the rain, and the palm shadow that had just slowed down flew again.

However, Misheng was "lazy to review" while listening to the rain in the small building. This time, he seemed to have lost interest in Xiaolou's control of listening to the rain, and he didn't even bother to hide.

I heard two crisp sounds and looked into the circle. I can't help but be stunned by the strange scene in front of me...

Xiaolou's palms were tightly attached to Misheng's lower abdomen. But strangely, Xiaolou did not show a trace of joy on his face, but showed a frightened expression. But Misheng was in place with a relaxed smile on his face. It seems that Xiaolou's palms did not hurt Misheng at all.

At this time, Mi Sheng lowered his head and looked at the small building to listen to the rain. He smiled proudly at Xiaolou and said softly, "How about this chaotic skill?"

However, Xiaolou's face was red, and her shoulders were trying to shrink back. But no matter how hard Xiaolou listened to the rain, her palms still stuck firmly to Misheng's body. I can't even pull it down.

At this time, I heard the white tiger and big white cat persuading Xiaolou to listen to the rain: "Just give up. That's the work of chaos."

I was shocked as soon as the words of the white tiger and the big white cat came out. It's not its exit. I forgot that there is another guy on our side who can understand Misheng.

I couldn't help asking the white tiger and the big white cat: "Do you know the power of chaos? Then why didn't you say it earlier?"

"You didn't ask me either?" The white tiger and big white cat said dissatisfiedly behind him.

We don't care about the dissatisfaction with the white tiger and the big white cat. Zhuge Shenbang also asked anxiously, "Then what do you think about the power of chaos?"

The white tiger and the big white cat first looked up at Mi Sheng in the circle, and waited for it to see that Mi Sheng was smiling and looking at it without stopping it. Then the white tiger and big white cat continued: "It is said that there are three emperors between heaven and earth. It is the south and the north respectively, and the central emperor is called Chaos..."

Before Baihu finished his words, he heard Uncle Yuanji say in surprise, "This is something in Zhuangzi."

I was also puzzled when I heard Uncle Yuanshi's surprised voice. How could Uncle Yuanji know this?

Uncle Yuanshi continued to say to us, "The central emperor of Chaos lives without a head. However, Emperor and Emperor Hu were unhappy with Chaos, so they discussed whether we should enlighten Emperor Chaos. As a result, these two guys enlightened the Chaos Day. After seven days, the Chaos Emperor hung up.

"What? You said that the Chaos guy hung up? As soon as Uncle Yuanji's words fell, I said in surprise.

Uncle Yuanshi's face also faded, but he still nodded firmly to me.

Uncle Yuanshi nodded, and I began to meditate. It seems that the two guys are also naughty enough, but Chaos seems to be a abused master.

As I was thinking about it, old Cao began to ask, "Why do you look at the seven orifices?" Don't people have nine tricks?"

When Uncle Cao heard this, he couldn't help scolding him, "Pregnancy, don't talk in the future. Can't you imagine it? Chaos, you can't eat or drink. What does he want to do with the two tricks below?

When Old Cao heard Uncle Yuanji's explanation, he also nodded. In his mouth, he whispered, "Without those two tricks, is the chaos male or female? How can you distinguish this?"

Old Cao's words puzzled me. Yes, how to distinguish between male and female chaos? In the past, you looked at the face, but the chaotic guy had no face; later, when he looked at the chest, I guess the chaotic guy would not have breasts; now, he is taking off his underwear, but even if Chaos takes off his underwear, you can't distinguish it? It seems that it's better for this guy to die.

Miao Ruyun heard that we began to struggle with chaotic gender issues again and had long deviated from the previous theme, so she quickly said, "Don't say more about this. Let's talk about the key point. Let's leave this problem to the bricklayers, right?

Miao Ruyun's words woke up our dreamer. Who says that a woman with big breasts must be brainless. Isn't Miao Ruyun's method a good way? As long as the bricklayers study that Chaos is male, she must be female.

The accuracy of this method is terribly high.

I nodded quickly and agreed with Miao Ruyun's method: "We should still listen to Miao Ruyun's advice. This method is definitely the best way."

And Uncle Yuanshi showed his heavy side at this time. He said to me uneasily, "Aren't you afraid that we will really find the tomb of the chaotic guy?"

I didn't expect Uncle's words at all. I was stunned for a while before saying uncertainly, "It's unlikely here. After all, the chaotic guy only appeared once in Zhuangzi. How can we find it?

"You also underestimate our bricklayer." Zhuge Shenbang sneered and then said, "We can find the bones of Empress Nuwa. The tomb of Cao Cao is not unrecorded in history. We can still find it. Although there is nothing in it, we can't find his master yet. You know, in terms of archaeology, our technology is at the forefront of the world.

Zhuge Shengu's words made me sigh: "How can Cao Cao, such a powerful guy find a third-tier city like Nanyang to settle down? If you want me to say, why does he have to find a first-tier city like Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou? How much do you want to settle down in that poor and remote place?

"How high is the land in Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou? How expensive is it if you get another tomb? Old Cao showed his wisdom to my ignorance, "You know, this thing should also pay attention to cost."

Although Old Cao's contempt for me made me very unhappy, this was the first time I heard that Old Cao could see one thing so thoroughly and couldn't help nodding.

At this time, I heard Mi Sheng in the circle say to us, "Actually, you shouldn't care about Cao Cao's tomb?"

Misheng's sudden words attracted our attention. At this glance, I found that Xiaolou's palms were still close to Mi Sheng's body.

Now the small building's face shrank when listening to the rain, looking like the Yangtze River bursting. Tears have begun to rotate in the eye sockets.

I looked at Xiaolou listening to the rain and hurriedly shouted, "Xiaolou listening to the rain, you have to hold on. You should know that you are a regular worker and have a staff. At worst, we still have to deal with work-related deaths, don't we?! ......”

"Ouch, handsome. Just stop talking." Before my words fell, I was interrupted by Uncle Yuanji. "It's not skydiving here. Can't you just say less?"

As soon as I heard Uncle Yuanji say the source of my complaints, I hurriedly learned from the appearance of old Cao, shrank his neck and stopped talking.

At this time, Xiaolou's body listening to the rain no longer moved. I guess she just found that no matter how hard she tried, she could not get rid of Misheng's chaotic work.

Xiaolou turned his head and asked us pitifully, "Can you figure it out quickly?"

"The strong man broke his wrist!" Old Cao shouted without hesitation.

Xiaolou listened to Yu's method and couldn't help looking at us in constersation.

"Listen to the rain in the small building. You are a regular worker and have a staff. It's okay. This can be reported as a work-related injury!" I shouted at the small building when I heard the rain.

Uncle Yuanji stared at me again and said harshly to me, "Handsome, don't always talk about skydiving. Is it interesting?"

I lowered my head in shame and thought to myself. I don't use skydiving to persuade Xiaolou to listen to the rain, so what should I say? Xiaolou listened to Yu's advice that as long as Huangyan Island is in our hands for a day, you will be fine. I don't think that's convincing.

At this time, Uncle Yuanji cleared his throat first and said to Xiaolou in a loud voice, "Xiaolou listens to the rain. I've thought about it carefully. Is this a work-related injury?

When I heard Uncle Yuanji say so, I scolded fiercely in my heart. Uncle Yuanji, Uncle Yuanji, isn't that the same thing as what I just said? If you don't let me talk about your feelings, you have to say it yourself. However, I turned my head and thought again: I really deserve to be an uncle, with the style of leadership, and know how to stop the credit.

Although we have designed an excellent plan for the small building to listen to the rain, we have ignored a problem. That is, we don't have a knife. Even if Xiaolou listens to the rain and makes a "strong man break his wrist", you have to have a knife, right?

Xiaolou listened to the decision we made, and her tears immediately gushed out...

And Misheng heard Xiaolou crying when he heard the rain, so he quickly spread out and let go of Xiaolou's palms when he heard the rain.

I couldn't help looking at Misheng jumping back in a daze. I didn't know that the solution was so simple. This is completely different from what I thought before. The scene I imagined is much bloodier than here.

However, Xiaolou listened to the rain, but completely ignored Mi Sheng's departure, and she began to cry in the circle. At first, she stood and cried, but later maybe she was tired of crying, so she lay on the ground and cried...

So, no matter what happens to a woman. Her heart is about finding support. There is nothing we can do. God has made a decision.

When Xiaolou's crying sounded down, she remembered that she had been freed from the predicament just now.

Despite this, Xiaolou Tingyu still pointed at me and said dissatisfiedly, "Handsome, I didn't expect you to be so cruel?"

Xiao Lou listened to Yu's words, which made me a little confused. I don't understand why the decision made by old Cao made me take the blame.

I quickly turned my head, pointed to the old Cao and explained, "He made this idea?! How does it have anything to do with me?"

Old Cao slapped my hand and smiled at me cheaply. He explained to me, "Handsome, there's nothing I can do. Who made you handsome?"

This explanation of old Cao is very useful to me. Isn't this obvious? Among us, I am the most handsome. However, I was still not stunned by Mr. Cao's words and shouted to Mr. Cao, "What's the use of being handsome?"

"Rich and handsome, rich and handsome, handsome in the end, is the most important." Zhuge Shenbang explained to me.

The explanation of Zhuge Shenbang made me confused again. I touched my head and couldn't help wondering, "Is it the most important thing to become handsome?"

"You don't know women?" Uncle Yuanji also began to say.

"It makes you seem to know more about women. You know women through that website, right? Speaking of which, I know about Baizhi almost the same as Tingfeng. In the end, I couldn't help but be a little complacent. Thanks to Master Chen, without him, we would not have been happy today.

Uncle Yuan Ji didn't expect me to say such a thing at this time, and his face began to turn red. After a while, Uncle Yuanji said to me, "Handsome, can we not talk about this? Didn't you see it yourself?"

"I look critically, I look selectively, and I look out of low interest. I don't recharge and don't buy membership to watch it. I said a series of powerful words in one mouth.

At this time, Zhuge Shenstick jumped out again and persuaded us, "Ok, okay. You are not women. Let's listen to what Xiaolou listens to Yu's words.

"Forget it, is she still a woman?" I disdained Zhuge Shengu's suggestion and hummed.

The small building that was still crying on the ground listened to the rain and heard me say this. Her crying immediately stopped, and the small building turned over from the ground and got up from the rain. Then she pointed to me and shouted angrily towards us.

When I saw Xiaolou's reaction to the rain, I understood one thing. It turned out that Xiaolou didn't cry just now, but felt that we didn't care much about her. She didn't know how to end it. Now my words just gave her a chance to go downhill.

When Xiaolou heard the rain come to us, he began to shout at me again: "Handsome, why am I not a woman? Why am I not a woman anymore?

I turned my head and stopped talking to Xiaolou listening to the rain. Because I am a smart man. And smart men should never argue with women. Because you won the debate, she will make you kneel on the keyboard, and you will still kneel on the keyboard if you lose. And the most important thing you should do is to stop the woman in your arms and gag her mouth with something. Of course, I won't talk about what's good to gag their mouths.

Of course, my method is not suitable for small buildings listening to the rain. Because, in my mind, there is an equal number between Xiaolou Tingyu and the woman.

Xiao Lou listened to the rain and saw that I ignored her, and she began to jump up again: "Handsome, make it clear today. Why am I not a woman anymore?

"Japanese are also human beings?" I threw a sentence coldly.

Xiaolou listened to Yu's IQ and didn't understand what my sentence meant at all. She couldn't help standing still and looking at me in a frenze. She didn't know what was in my words just now.

At this time, I heard the bad guy Jue on the ground say, "Handsome, you can't say anything!"

The bad guy's words make me feel uncomfortable every time I listen to it. But this time, in order to get rid of the entanglement of Xiaolou listening to the rain, I risked the threat that I might slap him for a while and said to the bad guy, "Hello?"

"Yes! But also!" The bad guy said and stood up. When he fought, I saw the hole in his body, and the blood no longer flowed out. At the same time, the bad guy's face also turned a little red, which was much better than before.

Xiaolou heard that Yu saw that the prince Jue was almost better, and he also came over with concern and reached out to help him.

"Are you really all right?" I continued to ask the bad guy without saying anything.

"Yes! However! Don't you hear that 'mighty can't be subdued'? The bad guy began to shake his head again.

I began to feel unhappy again when I listened to the bad guy's words. I quickly stopped him and said, "Ouch, how many times have you said 'mighty can't be incondient'? Even if you complain, you can't vomit like this, can you? Can we change a sentence, such as 'If you talk again, you will slap me', which is easy to remember and domineeringly wrapped in underwear - side leakage.