Chapter 202 Dragon Boat Festival Special

(This is a prototype that Mu Hong thought of when she was bored, and later felt that if it was spread out, it might be able to make up into an article. Think about the follow-up plot after the Dragon Boat Festival comes back. This is a big fight between melons and melons. Of course, it has nothing to do with the diary.)

The special chapter of the Dragon Boat Festival: The master of the melon shed swelling (harmonious) can speak

In July, the irritable air wrapped Chongqing together, making people crazy.

Although it was the beginning of the lantern, the heat still wandered at the door of the store and quietly slipped in along the crack of the door...

"Wang~"

Samoyed shouted with a long voice outside the door. Then, it shrugged its buttocks and was about to rush to the door.

I looked up and saw a well-weary figure flashing past the door. I kicked Samoyed hard again and scolded, "Sirty dog!"

Samoyed ate my foot and turned his head dissatisfiedly and said to me again: "Wow~"

Samoyed was picked up by me the day before yesterday. To be precise, he delivered himself the day before yesterday.

The afternoon before yesterday, I decided to work the morning shift. As soon as I came to the door of the store, I saw this furry Samoyed lying at the door of the store.

When it heard my footsteps, it looked up and shouted at me. I don't know what's going on. As soon as I saw it, the familiar feeling came out from the bottom of my heart like a roller coaster. Lowering my body, I gently patted its dusty hair. The dust is emitting colorful colors in the sun, making me cough...

Samoyed meekly put out his tongue and licked my hand (harmoniously), just like the pet I fed myself.

At this time, the crisp bell rang. Take out the mobile phone, which clearly shows - ice melon. Ice melon, the melon farmer in the melon shed, directly under the jurisdiction of the melon shed. With someone's tireless efforts, the ice melon won the best mystery award of the melon shed. The gender is unknown.)

"Master, why did you call me at this time?" I asked with dissatisfaction. Because, according to the general situation, Binggua took the initiative to call me, which was life-threatening. However, fortunately, Binggua never took the initiative to call me.

First, there was the laughter of ice melon on the phone. This laughter made my heart sink. My first reaction was that something was wrong. But if you think about it more carefully, I've been good enough for a while. Although I haven't sold much, I still come to the store every day. I also went to the morning shift today. If there is no credit, we should also have overtime pay.

Waiting for Master to laugh enough on the phone, he said to me, "Mu Hong, have you received the gift I gave you?"

"What gift?" Hearing Master give me a gift, I couldn't help but be overjoyed.

Then, the ice melon took the trouble to explain it to me. After the ice melon explained, I looked down at Samoyed, who was wandering around my feet.

Seeing a piece of mud on Samoyed's body again, I couldn't help frowning. Finally, he asked uncertainly, "Master, is the gift you mentioned this dirty Samoyed?"

"It's Samoyed, but there is no adjective before you." Binggua affirmed my doubts just now on the phone.

At this time, Samoyed licked my feet and then looked up and shouted at me: "Wow~"

The sense of loss about the gift made me angry and couldn't help kicking Samoyed fiercely.

At this time, I heard another sound from the phone: "Ice melon, come and eat watermelon!"

"Master, who called you just now?" I can't help but wonder.

"Flower roll, your uncle!"

"Is it male or female?" I immediately became interested. Anyway, I didn't pay the phone bill. At this time, you can also get closer to the relationship. In case Master is happy and gives me a magic weapon - a half-year supreme relative, won't I fly from the melon shed?

"This..." Binggua hesitated on the phone.

At this time, the voice came out of the phone again: "Ice melon, why don't you come to eat watermelon! If you don't come again, you will be eaten by the guy who listens to rain.

"Okay, I have something to do. Let's talk about it later!" Master may be thinking about watermelon.

When I heard that Binggua was going to hang up the phone, I panicked and hurriedly begged, "Master, just tell me the gender of my uncle? Why don't we change the topic and talk about your gender?

Master sighed on the phone and laughed, "Your uncle is said to be a cute girl."

After saying that, Master hung up the phone.

Listening to the "dudu" blind sound, I became melancholy. If Huajuan is a girl, shouldn't I be called uncle but aunt? What should I say about this generation? And who the hell is listening to the rain? There must be some mystery in it. It seems that my apprentice is enough to fail.

"Wang~"

Samoyed's cry woke me up from my meditation.

I looked down at this dirty Samoyed again. Since it was a gift given to me by my master, we had to accept it. I squatted down, reached for its head, and looked at it carefully. After this measurement, I found a situation...

A small nameplate was hidden under Samoyed's long neck hair.

I pulled off the nameplate and silently read the words on it:

Name: The presence of the master.

Gender: Male.

Hobby: Beauty!!!

I saw the three striking exclamation points behind the hobby, and then looked at the Samoyed with his tongue outstret, and secretly said in my heart: What a lewd dog.

I patted it on the head and asked gently, "Will I call you the master in the future?"

"Wang~" Samoyed nodded and shouted.

Dogs are really good friends of human beings. I can't help but feel happy that this master can understand human language. Anyway, it's boring to go to the store every day. Accompanied by a dog can also eliminate loneliness, which is also a pleasure in life.

When I was happy in my heart, I felt a chill on my face. It turned out that the master stretched out his tongue and licked it. Thinking of the three exclamation points on the nameplate, I kicked it angrily and shouted, "Don't think about me. Your hobby should be ** bitch, not beauty. I really don't know what you think. Do you still want to fall in love across species?

The "Wang~" master shouted and looked at me pitifully.

But the poor patriarch can't impress me at all. I kicked it again and kicked it fiercely...

Then, I took out the key and opened the shutter door. The sun swarmed into the room and shone brightly inside. The huge word "death" is particularly conspicuous in the sunshine...

I forgot to say that I'm doing funeral service. But we are different from ordinary funerals, because we serve dead people, or rather ghosts.

Actually, this business is very easy to do. Because we only sell one thing, that is clothes. I don't sell iphone, I don't sell iPad, I don't sell villas, I only sell clothes. Our slogan is: trust because it is professional.

And the most critical point is that this industry is a gray profiteering. For example, the cheapest piece of clothing in the store is thousands. In fact, the raw material is just a few pieces of paper. Therefore, the guys who read this book are very lucky. Ordinary people, Mu Hong will never tell him.)

"Colored dog!" I shouted at the master again.

The master obviously recognized the dissatisfaction with him in my words, stepped into the curled up body and ignored me.

"Would you like to eat chicken skulls?" I still have a good way to deal with the master. He picked out a chicken head from the bag of the chicken and shook it to lure it to the master.

When he heard that there was food, the master poked out his head again and even shook his tail to show his preference for me.

While shaking the chicken's head, I continued to seduce the master: "Isn't you a perversion dog? Yes, I'll give it to you?"

The result is naturally self-evident. The master didn't even hesitate and began to nod his head. After nodding, the master shouted to me again: "Wow~"

As soon as it called, I gave it another kick. I thought to myself that the master is too unprincipled, or its principle is chicken head. The leader didn't even resist, so he admitted that he was a sex dog. This made me suddenly feel bored. At first, I thought that it would abandon its faith like a communist under my coercion and lure, watching the leader leaning over and chewing the chicken's brain. I have no sense of accomplishment at all.

Pull your foot out of the sandals and gently step on the master's body. Hairy, very comfortable...

Just as I was about to fight the landlord with others on the computer, I felt the master's body tremble below. Then, the master's cry came from under the table.

"Colored dog!" I kicked it gently again, but this time, the priest's body was still shaking, different from before.

I was suspicious and looked up at the door. It's not a beautiful woman, but a slightly faint shadow wandering at the door, looking like she wants to come in but dares not come in.

Seeing the faint figure, I was overjoyed: business is coming! I kicked the master again: "The perky dog! Shout!"

The master shouted cooperatively below.

When the master shouted, the shadow no longer wandered, but rose at the door.

This situation made me even happier. I just raised my hand to QQ to fight the landlord, and then kicked the master: "Luo! Go and open the door!"

Master, lying well on the ground has no intention of taking action.

This is the first time I have encountered the situation of the master disobeying my orders. I was so angry that I kicked it again: "Dog, go open the door!"

"Wang~" shouted dissatisfiedly below, expressing his resistance to me.

I don't understand why the master is so abnormal today. I can't help looking down at the master doubt. When he lowered his head, he saw that the master was also looking up. Staring into the master's eyes, I ordered again, "Dog, go open the door!"

The master's mouth opened. This time, it didn't come out "Wang~" but it actually said: "I'm here in person. It's a gift from the ice melon, not from the store. Business is coming. As a shopkeeper, you don't know how to greet him. You really don't have any sense of service. Also, don't always call me 'lewd dogs' and 'lewd dogs' in the future. Remember, I am the master who comes in person and belongs to the evil family. If you bury me like this again, be careful that I will ask the demons to blacken you. Do you know that I am also a person with status among demons.

When the master spoke with this mouth, I felt "buzzing". Samoyed actually opened his mouth to speak. It seems that 2012 is really coming.

After a while, I asked the master tremblingly, "Can you talk?"

"Nonsense! Do you want me to sing a song "Apnoying" for you? To tell you the truth, I used to be in the literary circle. Why don't I write about the entertainment industry so well? That's because we are also people who have been in it. The master said proudly below.

"Then why didn't you talk before?" I was startle.

"It's not because of you." The master's eyes glanced at me.

"Because of me?!" I became more confused.

"Can you sit up with your legs together before saying this, do you know? You should know that there is a difference between the sitting posture of a girl and a young woman, and there is also a difference between the sitting posture of a young woman and an aunt. Don't make yourself an aunt early!" The master taught me a lesson below.

When the priest reminded me, I immediately felt as if I had been insulted. It's strange to say that I never feel anything will happen when the master can't speak. When he said this, he immediately put a big "rogue" label on his head.

This time, I kicked the master hard and shouted, "Holigan!"

The master ate a foot and immediately jumped up with his tail between his legs. This time, it chose a place far away from my killing radius and squatted down honestly. The master tilted his head and looked at me again.

At this time, I feel that I am not looking at a Samoyed, but a normal man. Thinking of this and holding the patriarch at home, I can't help complaining that I was too careless. Think about it, can the gift from Master Ice Melon be an ordinary Samoyed?

Once again, I thought of the three striking exclamation points on the nameplate when I first met the master, and hurriedly asked him, "To be honest, have you done anything to me?" ( Because the identity of the patriarch has been exposed, it is better to change the "it" of the patriarch to "he" in the future. No matter how much you bully the patriarch, you can't always scold him. In case the master is really angry and quarrels with me in the melon shed, it's not good. Although he may not beat me when it's really noisy.)

"You feel a little too much. Do you really think you are a beautiful woman? You know, I'm interested in beautiful women, not wagging my tail when I see a woman. The master raised his paw and pointed at me to show disdain, ** naked disdain, "You don't look at you either. My face looks like Yang Mi, just like a young cow, which makes me afraid to eat that when I go to KFC now.

The fierce offensive of the master stunned me in the chair. Seriously, I'm a Yang Mihei myself, and I didn't expect him to compare me with Yang Mi. Finally, I teased him and asked, "Are you also Yang Mihei?"

When asked this question, the master couldn't help but feel proud: "I'm not only Yang Mihei, but also Zhou Xunhei and Wang Fei fans."

"You are still Wang Fei's fan Zhou Xunhei, and just say that you are Li Yapeng." I expressed my views on the master. Later, I remembered something and quickly asked the master, "You just said you didn't say anything because of me?"

"I get angry as soon as you say it. Do you know why I like to call it?" The master looked at me angrily.

I shook my head blankly. Only he knows why dogs like to bark.

"I often call you a signal, which means I'm going to speak. If you're good, just give me a kick." The master replied angrily, "Look at you, you are not good-looking, and you have a big temper. I think you will also find a husband like Xie Mengwei in the future.

"Which one is Xie Mengwei?" The sudden name of the leader made me think like riding a bicycle with the latest GPS navigator to surpass the Benz.

Gazi in Little Soldier Zhang Ga. I really can't communicate with you." The patriarch began to be angry again and said to me, "That's the one, which looks like the male version of Mo Xiaobei."

I finally understood the master's explanation. I don't have any impression of Xie Mengwei, but I'm familiar with Mo Xiaobei. Isn't he the child star in My Own Swordsman, which was very popular in those years? She is not good-looking, but I really can't imagine a male version of Mo Xiaobei.

The master saw me constantly sketching Xie Mengwei's outline in my mind and asked, "Do you remember?"

"You are a fairy!" The priest's urging made me immediately imagine what Xie Mengwei looked like. It doesn't matter. It's better not to think about it. In anger, I immediately grabbed the box of the stick chicken on the table and smashed it. "Master, your mother (harmonious) criticized."

When the master saw the box that hit the head, he not only did not hide, but made a chic head shaking posture, wanting to show his hand in front of me and put the box in his mouth. As a result, it failed. Looking at the soup hanging on the head of the patriarch, the anger just now was gone.

However, the master was busy looking for something to eat on the ground and had no time to look up at me. Seeing the master eating happily on the ground, even if he wanted to quarrel with him, he could no longer quarrel. The master has this advantage now. As long as it ignores you, you can't shout at it.

I had to walk to the door and didn't forget to give him a fierce kick when I passed by. The master immediately shouted in pain, "Mu Hong, will you only bully me?"

"Shout again, I will start to lose weight today, so that you don't have anything to eat." I turned my head and threatened the master.

When the Master heard my threat, he lowered his head and continued to search for something to eat.

I came to the door, gently opened the door, and said coldly to the faint shadow, "Come in!"

The shadow stared at me in surprise and asked, "Can you see me?"

"Bullshit, I can't see who you and I are talking to. Do I have a bag in my head?"

At this time, I heard the master say leisurely behind him, "Mu Hong, can't you improve your sense of service?"

"I want you to take care of it!" I said without looking back, "Remember to lick the ground clean, so that I won't clean it later."

"You are lazy. Let's see who dares to marry you in the future?" The master is still chattering behind me.

The faint shadow saw such a scene inside me, and he couldn't help hesitating outside the door...

(This is the end of the random expansion (harmonious) of the melon shed. Let's consider the next content after the wooden red Dragon Boat Festival comes back. However, whether you write or not depends on Mu Hong's mood.)