Chapter 205 The Law of the Yellow Emperor 20

(Returning from the Dragon Boat Festival, I am in a good mood. Even though the boat was tired, Mu Hong slept well last night, and the next step was to try to update it. This chapter is to supplement the omissions in the previous chapters.)

When you want to hurt a woman without leakage, you can tell her with the brightest smile. As soon as I saw it, I knew that your mobile phone was bought by myself. This method is particularly suitable for steamed buns. - Zhang Deshuai's quotation

Sun, August 14, 2011

"Handsome, didn't anything happen between you and Qu Yuan last night?" Old Cao asked me cheaply.

Old Cao's question made Zhuge Shenbang envious. He looked at me carefully, and his eyes were full of ambiguity.

Under the ambiguous eyes of Zhuge God Stick, I felt as if I was in an ice cellar and couldn't help shivering.

I quickly said to the old man Cao, "Pregnancy, I'm curious about why you gossip so much? Isn't Mi Sheng telling a story? Why did you suddenly ask this question, do you want to mess up everyone's logic? Are you upset when you look at me as the leading man?

Old Cao sneered at me and said, "Come on? Still logical? Think about it yourself, what is the main line of your story? Can you figure it out?"

When Old Cao asked this, I was stunned. Looking back on the contents of my previous diary, it seems that I really can't figure it out. I'm surprised that I'm still being abused. Up to now, not to mention pushing down a girl, even if I kiss a woman, I'm still forced to do it. Am I embarrassed to hang out in the city? It's really sad to think about it.

When Old Cao saw me bowing my head and meditating, he opened his mouth and smiled at me, revealing his yellow teeth. It's disgusting to watch. Then the old man Cao said to me, "Handsome, or you can let Xian forget it. Change to Cao's diary, I promise to push down a girl a day, whether it's a royal sister or loli, whether it's beautiful or temperament, whether it's Mr. Cang who spends other people's sleeping time at work or Zhou Rui, who uses other people's working time to call 'godfather', can be pushed sideways and reverse. You have to believe that Mu Hong, the prodigal, doesn't want to waste pen and ink on you. On me, I can definitely use this 'yin and yang acacia' to the fullest. Our purpose is 'wore to be exhausted than to fight in the field of sports'.

There is only one central idea of Mr. Cao's long speech: force the palace to replace me as the male number one with him. He has not coveted my status as the leading man for a day or two. Listening to old Cao's words, I couldn't help frowning and saying, "You still know how to exercise in the field?"

"Who doesn't know this? Life lies in movement, and the creation of life also lies in movement. Old Cao said to me.

I listened to Mr. Cao's words and thought to myself. What's wrong with old Cao today? He will also say such words. Generally speaking, this line should be my line. Did old Cao take my script today? My heart was stunned and I hurriedly shouted to the old man Cao, "Your life lies in sports. Why don't you let the toilet wish you a 'Happy Father's Day'?

As soon as I said my words, old man Cao couldn't help looking at me. He said to me in a stunned manner, "Handsome, how can you bury people like this?"

I didn't answer Old Cao's question.

It was this pause that made Zhuge God Stick find the opportunity. He quickly raised his thumbs up and praised me, "Handsome, okay!"

I saw the raised thumb of Zhuge Shenbang, but there was a burst of nausea in my heart. What happened today? I heard Misheng's story very well. Why did you force me to ask what I said a few days ago? Wasn't it a special article a few days ago? That should have nothing to do with the diary? If you don't believe it, I have evidence. Look, the text of the diary is written in the form of a diary. First, there is a Muhong complaint that can be used to make up the number of words, then the weather conditions of the month, the day and the week, followed by the coherent content. And there has never been a second item in the special article, that is, there is no date, and it has little to do with the content of my diary.

While I was thinking, Zhuge Shenkong began to say again, "Handsome, I didn't expect you to be so charming. I said how when I first saw you, I felt that there was something in you that attracted me deeply. I just realized now that it's love..."

"Love your mother (harmony)!" Without waiting for Zhuge Shengu to finish speaking, I rudely interrupted him, "Why are you abnormal today? Who did I provoke?

"I didn't expect that the handsome man could not only attract me, but also attract men?" Xiaolou also sighed when he heard the rain.

"Handsome, you can attack and retreat. It's really a dual use." The bad guy, Gong Zi Jue, shook his head and said.

When I heard their words, my heart thumped. Things are wrong. If it goes on like this, I must be labeled by them as "beanbei Mountain, lilies bloom".

I quickly explained, "You know a string, and Qu Yuan and I are innocent!"

"It's okay, handsome, I can understand you." Instead, Zhuge Shenbang comforted me and said, "At the beginning, I couldn't face my heart. I always felt that I had fallen and was a vulgar guy. Always warn yourself what you should do, what you shouldn't do, and forbid what you should do. But the fascination with him is like a moth, which makes my heart full of holes, and there is a moth called missing hidden in every cavity.

I listened to the guidance of Zhuge God Stick and felt his pain at that time. After all, some things will slowly sprout, so I blessed Zhuge Shenbang: "I wish you and the mountain people happiness in the future!" You two will be happy."

Zhuge God Stick stared at me with a pair of grateful eyes. In his eyes, there was not only gratitude, but also a kind of appreciation to meet a confidant in his hometown. Zhuge Shenbang began to enlighten me again: "Handsome, in fact, this thing is the same as when you go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables. You like to buy eggplant, others like to buy cucumbers, but if you buy eggplant, you can't say that you don't buy cucumbers. You know, small is good..."

"Oi, alle! Stop talking!" At first, I felt that Zhuge Shengu's words were a little reasonable. When I heard half of it, I felt more and more biased and quickly interrupted Zhuge Shengu's words.

"Did I say something wrong?" Zhuge Shenstick still looked at me with an innocent look and asked blankly.

"Just now, you ruined two dishes!" I pointed to Zhuge Shenbang and said fiercely. Now, how can I buy vegetables in the vegetable market in the future?

"Then let's change corn as an example?" Zhuge Shenbang suggested again, "You know, this corn..."

"Stop it! If you say be careful of the dead uncle, you will say that your three values are wrong again. I was busy dissuading Zhuge God Stick. You can't take other things as examples. You always like to use this kind of reverie as an example. Corn, is that corn of the same type? Is that a bump or a natural floating point? It's really envious of Durex and jealous of Jaysbon.

When I roared like this, Zhuge Shenbang no longer gave me any more examples. Finally, he said to me, "Handsome, do you know? What I just meant is that you should learn to face your heart. Men's happiness does not necessarily come from women. We want to liberate men all over the world from the rule of women.

I looked at the Zhuge God Stick with a red face. This guy was obviously surrounded by the wooden red set of crooked principles, which was obviously the kind of brain shell show.

I shrugged my shoulders and said that I didn't agree with his point just now. But I didn't say anything more. After all, if I pester Zhuge God Stick in this regard, it won't have much effect.

However, Zhuge Shenbang refused to let go. He began to shake his arms and shouted at us: "Do you know? The world is ruled by women. They are comfortable with what we men create, squeezing every part of our blood and sweat, and shackles one by one on our heads. Let's be willing to be their slaves.

I looked coldly at Zhuge Shenbang's propaganda, and I didn't agree with what he just said.

And Zhuge Shenru became more anxious when he saw that his words just now did not play any deaf and deaf. He looked at us as if the revolutionaries looked at a group of insensitive Chinese people and shouted to us sadly, "Men, we need to unite." Let women know that men's world can only be men. We don't need to please women, and we don't need to buy jewelry to kneel on the keyboard in order to relieve women. As long as we open our hearts, men will actually have more love..."

Zhuge Shenbang's speech made me sleepy. I said hello to Zhuge Shenbang, "I know. Come down." Don't say that. I thought the massage jade made us annoying before. If you keep talking, be careful to arouse our public indignation.

"You don't know! You don't know!" Zhuge Shenbang began to publicize his trick to us again.

"I don't know what?" I immediately asked back.

"This world is the world of women." Zhuge Shenbang immediately replied.

"Oi, you don't need to talk about it anymore. We know that you want to save us indifferent and indifferent men who live in deep trouble, and that you are good to us. We are guilty. You are the modern Lu Xun, okay?" I buckled one high hat after another for Zhuge God Stick.

Zhuge Shenbang looked at us incredulously, and finally he shook his head at us helplessly.

At this time, I heard the bad guy say loudly, "I think so!"

The bad guy Jue has always been begging, not to mention that he is in line with the crooked theory of Zhuge God Stick at this time. I immediately saw a few eyes looking at the prince fiercely.

The bad guy of Gongzi Jue was unconscious. He continued, "It's hard for a man to be a man."

When Zhuge Shenstick saw the bad guy and defecting to him, he became energetic and enlightened us, "Do you know why women and women can't get along with each other? Women are always moody. Why are women used to embarrass women, but men don't have so many problems?"

The problem of Zhuge Shenbang made me a little confused. I haven't thought so much. What I think most about is that I can find a girlfriend so smoothly and live with her shamelessly. Between women and women, that's a woman's business.

When Zhuge Shenstick saw that we were all at a loss, he became proud: "You don't know. Because you have always thought that men are the rulers of the world. Here, I tell you, I tell you loudly that you are wrong. The world belongs to women.

It is precisely because women are the rulers of the world. Therefore, women are moody and let men think about their temper to please them; it is precisely because they rule the world and the ruler can't look down on another ruler that they make it difficult for women. And humble men discuss together how to please women. Didn't you see this..."

"He's crazy!" This time, I came to a conclusion to Zhuge Shenbang without waiting for him to finish.

"There is a bag in the skull!" Old Cao also agreed with me.

"boring!" Miao Ruyun hummed contemptuously from her nose.

"When you hear a word, you should float a lot of white." This is the bad guy who agrees with Zhuge Shenbang.

I'm not very interested in the theory of Zhuge God Stick. This world is obviously the world of the Communist Party, and you still want to rebel against a woman's world.

But old man Cao began to ask me again: "Handsome, didn't you and Qu Yuan really get anything out last night?"

I know that the reason why old Cao is asking now is that he is really curious, and secondly, he wants to change the topic and prevent Zhuge Shenstick from continuing his routine.

I took a look at Zhuge Shenbang and thought to myself: The pathetic guy was covered by Mu Hong's crooked principles.

I also wanted to stop Zhuge Shenstick to continue talking, so I said to old Cao, "Do you really want to know?"

"Uh-huh!" Xiaolou was also interested in the rain and looked at me.

I saw that everyone was surrounding me, and even the bad guy Yu Zi Jue secretly looked at me with great interest. If true, the truth must retreat in front of gossip. Gossip is the king's way.

"Actually, there is nothing between me and Qu Yuan." I cleared my throat and said slowly.

"Who believes it?" Old Cao was the first to shout, "Didn't you live alone with him last night? We all know that Qu Yuan's meaning is that.

Uncle Yuan Ji also looked at me with a smile, waiting for me to give a satisfactory explanation.

"Really, you definitely don't believe it. There is really nothing between me and Qu Yuan. We are innocent." I raised my voice a little.

"You must be guilty!" Old Cao sneered.

People, more often do not believe in their own eyes, but firmly believe in their own judgment, and stubbornly believe in their subjective judgment. Although in many cases, this subjective judgment is very arbitrary.

I was a little angry when I listened to the strange yin and yang in Mr. Cao's words. However, I still suppressed the anger in my heart and explained to them, "Yes, I hugged Qu Yuan last night."

"Ah-" This time, they should be surprised.

I was very satisfied with this effect. Then he began to explain again: "But not as you think. Last night, Qu Yuan said that he was hugging King Huai of Chu rather than hugging me.

"What's going on?" This time, even Uncle Yuanji was puzzled.

"The reason is very simple, Qu Yuan, I think I am like King Huai of Chu." I replied helplessly.

"Oh!" Uncle Yuanshi responded casually. However, he quickly asked, "Do you mean that there is a relationship between Qu Yuan and King Chu Huai?"

"It's more than a relationship, it's still a messy relationship. Do you know why Qu Yuan threw himself into the river? I glanced at it.

At this time, Uncle Yuanshi still reacted. He said in horror and uncertainty, "You mean that Qu Yuan threw himself into the river not because of the State of Chu, but for King Huai?" Again, this statement is based on Sun Cizhou's theory. Although Mu Hong felt that his theory was flawed, it was more to make history have some different voices.)

I nodded with a smile.

"Is this a big joke?!" Old Cao sighed with emotion.

"History is a big liar!" Xiaolou came to a straight conclusion when he heard the rain. I looked at Xiaolou's flat chest and thought: Who said that the chest is big and brainless? Brainless and chest should not have much to do with it?

"Why is that so? Why is it so? The face of the bad guy showed a dead color. It seems that my statement just now has hit him the hardest.

I silently waited until they revealed their inner thoughts before they began to say, "Qu Yuan said that when he saw me, he remembered the Huai Wang who made him yearn for..."

"No! Handsome, no." Before I finished my words, I was interrupted by Uncle Yuanji.

I smiled at Uncle Yuanshi and knew what he was going to ask next, so I hurriedly asked, "Uncle, do you want to say that King Huai of Chu should also be below, right?"

Although Uncle Yuanshi was surprised that I said his doubts first, he immediately nodded.

Because of this question, I also asked Qu Yuan last night. Qu Yuan told me that Huai Wang was no longer below and had been reincarnated for a long time. After these two thousand years of reincarnation, even Qu Yuan doesn't know where Huai Wang is now? Later, my voice went down.

"Why isn't King Huai below?" Xiaolou immediately asked when he heard the rain.

"Who do you think wants to stay below? You know, the guys who can live a comfortable life below are all historical celebrities. King Huai is not good enough.

Xiaolou listened to Yu and nodded after listening to my explanation.

I continued, "Last night, I stayed with Qu Yuan as the king of Huai. He told me the details of his past with King Huai, and also told me that he was later neglected by King Huai.

With a sigh, I remembered the last scene of that night...

After Qu Yuan told his story with King Chu Huai, I gently asked him, "Do you hate him?"

Qu Yuan's bright eyes looked at me and shook his head at me.

I asked puzzledly, "Are you abandoned by him?"

"You don't know women, you don't know love." Qu Yuan stood up slowly and said to me.

Qu Yuan's words made me shake my head blankly.

At this time, I saw Qu Yuan who got up and smiled at me. This smile is charming. I seem to understand how he felt when he threw himself into the river.

"I'm leaving!" Qu Yuan suddenly said.

"What don't you want to say to your Huaiwang anymore?" I said to Qu Yuan with a smile.

Qu Yuan shook his head gently.

"I'll send it to you!" I got up and suggested to Qu Yuan.

Qu Yuan rejected me again.

When Qu Yuan was about to leave, I said to Qu Yuan, "Welcome to come back next year!"

Qu Yuan refused me again: "I won't come, because my wish is over!"