Chapter 112 The Law of the Yellow Emperor 27
(Last night's game was over, but it was slightly bright. Recently, I have been playing too many cards, so that I haven't even finished reading "Genius on the Left, Madman on the Right" for a week, woo!)
Every word I say to you comes from my right hand. You want to cut it yourself) - Zhang Deshuai's quotation
Sun, August 14, 2011
I suddenly smiled presumptuously, and Mi Sheng couldn't help looking at me. He was more surprised, not only that I was laughing, but also Uncle Yuanji and Old Cao were smiling.
"What's wrong with you?" Mi Sheng couldn't help asking doubt.
At this time, I laughed so much that my stomach began to hurt and I couldn't even breathe. I pointed to Misheng and said breathlessly, "Wo grass mud horse... grass mud horse..."
"What's wrong with this?" Mi Sheng asked in shock.
After I easily stopped laughing, I said to Misheng, "Do you think these two horses are BMW horses?"
After thinking about it, Misheng muttered, "At first, I didn't believe much that the so-called BMW, which used to have Qin Ma and Dawan Ma, were named after place names, and then like a sweaty horse, talking about the characteristics of horses. This fertile grass and mud horse is even more strange. Not to mention the water in the bowl, he also eats grains. I always feel that this guy doesn't look like a mortal thing. However, the grass and mud horse he told me sounded still very real.
I thought about the story that Yuan Tiangang told to Misheng to help King Kang cross the river, but the voice of "Lu's Lu" appeared. Isn't this what Liu Bei and Uncle Liu experienced in Tanxi?
Now, it can be fully judged that the bad old man Yuan Tiangang is making up a story to win. However, even though Misheng was smart all his life, he finally ate Yuan Tiangen's foot washing water. Nothing else, because the whole story is virtual and real.
I whispered to Mi Sheng, "Do you think Yuan Tiancan is voting on you?!"
Mi Sheng's face showed a blank face. After a while, he replied uncertainly, "It shouldn't be. Even if Yuan Tiangan wants to decide on me, is his "Bole Xiang Ma Jing" fake, isn't it?
"The book may be true, but the story is hard to say." I explained to Misheng, "This grass mud horse is the kind of thing that looks strange. It's called grass mud horse, but not grass mud horse, not grass mud horse or your horse. That thing looks very strange. What's its name?" I patted my head and couldn't remember what kind of old the grass and mud horse was for a moment.
"Alpaca! Living in South America. Uncle Yuanji answered for me.
I suddenly realized, "Yes, it's the alpacas. It is impossible for him to learn from Bethune and come here from South America to help others.
Hearing what we said, the red on his face began to fade, replaced by white. Looking at Misheng's reaction, I know that he is gradually understanding now.
I then said to Mi Shenglang, "You were cheated by Yuan Tiangan!"
Even if Misheng was successful, he couldn't calm down at this time. He opened his mouth and scolded, "Yuan Tiangen is a fairy. I'm really smart and confused for a while. I just realized that he was so kind to tell me the Xiangma Sutra.
After a while, Uncle Yuanyi sighed, "This Yuan Tiangan is really a strange man of a generation. Even if you make up a story, I will talk a lot about it for you. It's really true and fake.
Uncle Yuanshi sighed here, but Mi Sheng kept cursing Yuan Tianang there. However, he can only talk about it now, because Yuan Tianang has been dead for a thousand years, and there is no dust left.
Old Cao said gloatingly, "This is really 'hit wild geese over the years and be blinded by geese'."
Old Cao's gloating made Mi Sheng have no words to refute. He had to raise the curse against Yuan Tianang to a high level again. Even in the end, Mi Sheng also directed and performed a crazy revenge method, that is, to resurrect Yuan Tianang with the law of the Yellow Emperor, and then scold him to death.
I heard Misheng's crazy idea and felt that it was not feasible. After all, thousands of years have passed, and there is no ashe left for Yuan Tianang. Besides, Yuan Tianang's soul may have been reincarnated long ago. Where can he go to find him?
After a curse, Misheng's anger gradually subsided. After his anger subsided, Mi Sheng said hoarsely, "Am I not the one who lost my temper?"
Uncle Yuanshi smiled and shook his head slowly and said, "No, no, it's human! If you are a man, you should have a little temper and be a person with a good personality.
"Therefore, I linger among the dogs and horses to show my temperament." The bad guy began to smash me and praise me.
I curled my lips at the bad guy and thought to myself: Yours is not a temperament, but yours is ** naked desire, okay?
"That's it. It's not a sin for men to cry. No matter how strong they are, they have the right to get tired..." Xiaolou Tingyu also began to sing. Even if every word is not tuned, it is really rare.
Mi Sheng bowed his head and said nothing. After a while, he looked up and said, "This Yuan Tianang is also a talent, but his evil heart is too heavy."
"How did he create the snake spirit?" Old Cao still can't forget his Detective Di Renjie. He didn't know at all that Di Renjie was a book written by foreigners.
Mi Sheng glanced at the old man Cao and did not take his words, but continued to say, "He is the kind of fertile grass and mud horses and mud horses that I pulled for me, although I now understand that it is fake. But his exquisite heart is still the description of the details of these things, which makes me unwilling to believe that it is his fiction.
"That's right, the story is almost true. It's just that he combined the story of Liu Bei, Ma Yuetanxi and Kang Wang Nandu. So you think it's true when you hear it. This is the one who is full of trains. I have a conclusion about Mi Sheng.
Hearing my conclusion, Mi Sheng couldn't help nodding and agreeing. However, he still said to me earnestly, "Handsome, you are shameless, he is shameless. Even a loyal and honest old man cheated.
Listening to Misheng's sigh, I couldn't help looking at him and thinking: You are still loyal and honest, and I don't feel it no matter how I look at it. You really think I don't know. Things become demons for a long time, and people are fine when they are old.
However, through what happened just now, I also realized another truth: knowledge is terrible, especially by using knowledge to fool it. Don't you see, some experts like to fool you and only report good news but not worries. After the price of electricity rises, it is the price of water, and Guizhou is full of worries.
At this time, Mi Sheng said, "Let's tell a story." He told us the rest of the story of Wei Zheng and Yuan Tianang's borrowing the law of the Yellow Emperor...
After Yuan Tianxi made up a story and scolded Mi Sheng, Mi Sheng was surprised that there was such a horse skill in the world.
When Yuan Tianang saw that his goal had been achieved, he changed his words: "In fact, why Bole is good at dealing with each other is not because of his own merit. What I found from Bole's tomb is not only the Bole Xiangma Sutra, but also another book that has long been lost..."
"What subbook?" Mi Sheng asked quickly.
"The Book of Animals!" Yuan Tianang replied without hesitation. There are really books about animals in history. First, they have long been lost, and second, the title of the book is Muhong has been forgotten. Please forgive me.)
Waiting for Misheng to ask, Yuan Tianang said to himself: "This Xiang Animal Sutra, called Xiang Animal, actually includes not only such six animals, but also almost all the common species in the world.
"It is because of this book that I can know autumn and find it here."
As soon as Yuan Tiangang's words fell, Mi Sheng asked, "How did you find this place through the fish in the Yangtze River?"
It turned out that Yuan Tiangang did not pay much attention to this abnormal phenomenon at the intersection of the Yangtze River and Jialing River at the beginning. He thought it was a natural phenomenon.
One night, when Wei Zheng and Yuan Tianyang were drinking in a restaurant, Yuan Tianyang found a strange thing - the Yangtze River fish was different from usual.
This matter itself is not a big deal, but Yuan Tianang is not only an easy-to-calculation master, but also a gourmet. Under the delicious **, the hadith of "a gentleman is far away from cooking" does not work.
So, Wei Zheng and Yuan Tianang came to the kitchen of the restaurant to inquire about what the Yangtze River fish did.
But Yuan Tianyang was secretly surprised when he saw the Yangtze River fish swimming in the wooden basin. Because he found that although they were all Yangtze River fish, there was a big difference between this fish and the fish. Yuan Tianguang found that the scales of a kind of fish in this wooden basin were faintly blue.
This discovery surprised Yuan Tianang. He hurriedly greeted Xiao Er and asked where the fish came from. Xiao Er told them that this fish is an ordinary Yangtze River fish, and it is sent by someone every day.
After listening to Xiao Er's explanation, Yuan Tianyang immediately pulled Wei Zheng and went straight to the Yangtze River, and didn't even care about eating.
On the way, Wei Zheng also asked Yuan Tianang doubtfully, "You are in such a hurry, but why?"
Yuan Tianyang told Wei Zheng: "The Yangtze River fish in this wooden basin is very different from other fish. The fish scales have a faint blue light, and the cyan five elements belong to wood, which is the main tree, which means that the Yangtze River fish is more vigorous. Not only that, think about it carefully, what are the characteristics of these Yangtze River fish?
When Yuan Tianang asked this question, Wei Zheng also thought about it carefully. After a while, he replied, "The fish fins seem to be slightly different."
"This kind of fish has slightly longer ventral fins. In my opinion, this fish prefers to walk at the bottom of the river. Yuan Tianang immediately replied.
The next time, Yuan Tianang led Wei Zheng around the Yangtze River, carefully looking for some traces of the Yangtze River fish they saw that day. Huang Tian lived up to his heart. In the end, Yuan Tianang saw the clue.
It turns out that this Yangtze River fish is only available in one section. It starts at the intersection of the Yangtze River and the Jialing River and ends at Tangjia Tuo. This discovery also made Yuan Tiangang a little puzzled at the beginning. He didn't understand why only the Yangtze River fish raised by this section of the river were like this.
After Yuan Tiangang associated this abnormal phenomenon of the intersection of the two rivers, Yuan Tiangang made a surprising discovery. That's all this phenomenon, which is caused by the dark canal hidden under the Yangtze River.
So, Wei Zheng hurriedly ordered the water ghost to go down to the river to find out. But after several efforts, there is still nothing to gain. At the beginning, the discovery was trapped in Victoria Valley again.
When Wei Zheng was at a loss, Yuan Tianang found him again. Yuan Tianang asked Wei Zheng, "Do you know the allusion of the birth stone? The birth stone is actually the current marble stone. Regarding why marble is a birthstone, it has been told before, and it will not be repeated here)
Wei Zheng was stunned and didn't understand why Yuan Tianang asked him this at this time. But he still told Yuan Tianang about the myths and legends about Xia Qi.
However, Wei Zheng looked at the mysterious smile at the corners of Yuan Tianang's mouth and knew that Yuan Tianang had the answer. He hurriedly asked, "What else did you find when you asked me about the birth stone?"
"I ask you, can Stone make a living?" Yuan Tianang did not answer the question.
Wei Zheng also knows that this is a myth and legend. After all, from common sense, no matter what, a stone can't give birth to a big fat boy. However, he still didn't understand why Yuan Tianang mentioned Xia Qi at this time.
Yuan Tianang said at this time: "Actually, you should know that stones can't have children. But why is Dayu's son called Qi? In fact, the reason is very simple, that is, caesarean section.
"Isn't it Lao Jun to be born from the left armpit?" Wei Zheng laughed. ( Laozi's birth method, see Historical Records)
Yuan Tianang shook his head, and his face rarely appeared solemnly.
When Wei Zheng saw Yuan Tiangan's solemnity, he couldn't help but put away the joke he had just joked about. He asked Yuan Tianang anxiously, "Do you know anything?"
"This rule of the Yellow Emperor is near the birth stone." Yuan Tianang replied affirmatively.
"Oh, would you like to hear more about it?"
"One is the dark canal, which is at the intersection of the two rivers. This dark canal is not far from the birth stone; the other is the legend of the birth stone, don't you think it's strange? Third, there are many strange things about this birth stone. This place is backed by Nanshan and faces the Yangtze River, but it is desolate. Yuan Tiancon said three reasons in one breath, "However, there is another most important one."
"What?" After listening to Yuan Tianang's explanation, Wei Zheng made up his mind.
"I watched the sky at night and saw the guest star committing Beidou. I'm afraid this is not an omen." Yuan Tian's words gradually lowered.
When Wei Zheng heard Yuan Tianang's words, his face immediately became frightened. He couldn't hear the meaning of Yuan Tian's words.
So, with the help of Yuan Tiangan, the two came to the birth stone and began to look for it. Finally, the two came here.
After listening to Yuan Tianang's explanation, Misheng asked, "Are you here this time to save the current emperor?"
Wei Zheng quickly dodged out and said loudly, "At that time, the emperor was the saint of thousands of years. If the dragon control the guests, don't heaven want to destroy my Tang Dynasty?"
Mi Sheng's face showed a smile: "Where did this start? In today's world, even if the emperor dies, doesn't he still have a son?
"You don't know anything. The Kingdom of the Tang Dynasty was first determined, and there were tigers and wolves in the four realms. In today's world, only the holy king can protect our people. If the holy king dies, the East Palace holds the power of the country. But Donggong is weak and reputable, but the protection of the situation is worrying!" Speaking of this, Wei Zheng's face showed a sad look.
After listening to it, Misheng said disapprovingly, "What's the matter? Besides, aren't you a minister of the Tang Dynasty? Why do you want to say that about the next emperor?
"The benevolence of Donggong is weak, which is really not my words. When his mother died, the East Palace cried three times. Even if there is a beautiful talk of benevolence and filial piety, it is really difficult to protect the situation. If the country is not guaranteed, it will be difficult for the community to help. At that time, the disaster of 'Five Hu Chaohua' will be on top of my subjects in the Tang Dynasty. After saying that, Wei Zheng began to bow. The "bang" sound echoed in the space for a long time.
At this time, Mi Sheng let out a long sigh and stopped talking. After a long time, he asked, "Is it another matter?"
Wei Zheng, who was kowtowing, stopped kowtowing and told the story of the Wuhu chaos period.
During the Western Jin Dynasty, not long after Emperor Hui of Jin Sima Zhong ascended the throne, there was a "Eight Kings Rebellion" in the Western Jin Dynasty. After this turmoil, the national strength of the Western Jin Dynasty declined greatly. At this time, the Xiongnu in the north waved south and broke through Chang'an. The curtain of "Five Chaos" was opened.
The Central Plains fell under the rule of ethnic minorities. Although a large number of clans moved south to avoid chaos at this time in the Western Jin Dynasty, more people could only stay in place and become subjects of the subjugated country. During the "Whu Chaohua", the most famous Han people were reduced to "two-legged sheep", used as military food, and were cooked alive by the barbarians.
(It's a pity that our history has cleverly chosen to silence the era when the Han people were slaughtered crazily. Countless souls can't be exchanged for a stroke of sweat, can't it be sighed? There is a figure who is accused of slaughtering ethnic minorities against national unity. He is Ran Min. He captured Ye City and is said to have massacred 200,000 Hu people. Our big book is special, but we selectively forget the number of Han people who were slaughtered by the Hu people.)
After Wei Zheng finished talking about the tragic Han hell, Wei Zheng angrily added: "If you are not my kind, your heart will be different!"
Misheng's face also showed a kind of compassion. He learned about the tragic era from Wei Zheng's story just now.
After a while, Mi Sheng asked, "Is it so tragic?"
"It's dozens of times more tragic than what I just described. Do you know that even after the years of life of the former Sui and me in the Tang Dynasty, the Central Plains has not returned to its previous prosperity!" Wei Zheng replied immediately.
Misheng thought for a while before saying, "Are you coming this time?"
"Borrow! Just borrowing! When today's saint comes back to life, we will return it immediately!" Wei Zheng patted his chest with a loud sound and punched the tickets repeatedly.
At this time, Mi Sheng said helplessly, "I can't guarantee it. I'm just informing you. Can't I guarantee it or not?!"
As soon as Mi Sheng said this, a loss immediately appeared on Wei Zheng's face. However, the loss only flashed across his face. He hurriedly said, "I'm tired!"
After listening to this, I couldn't help asking Mi Sheng: "Did you promise him like this?"
"Nonsense! Who made me a Han Chinese?!" Mi Sheng's face showed a kind of perseverance.
I lowered my head and thought of: Han people, a proud word. However, can we be as proud as in the past?