Chapter 215 The Law of the Yellow Emperor 30

(Don't mess with a woman in the stove, especially a woman with her mouth in her mouth and in the stove, remember!)

Some men are just a talking sausage. - Zhang Deshuai's quotation

Sun, August 14, 2011

We expressed our most concern about the bad guy Gong Zi Jue. The prince Jue, who was surrounded by us in the middle, was full of grievances. His mouth opened and closed gently, as if he were saying something.

We quickly encouraged Xiaolou to listen to the rain: "Go and listen, what does the massage jade want to say?"

Xiaolou listened to the rain and listened quietly. When the bad guy's mouth stopped squirming, she twisted up and looked at us in a daze.

"What did the massage jade say?" Zhuge Shenbang asked with concern.

Xiaolou didn't say anything when he heard the rain.

"What the hell did he say?" Zhuge Shenstick became anxious.

"He said he wanted to sleep with your mother. If you don't mind, he will give you another brother." Xiaolou Tingyu repeated what the bad guy just said in a more euphemistic way. After saying that, Xiaolou's face turned red when he heard the rain.

I am impressed by the civilized way of listening to the rain. It turns out that unconsciously, it should be said that under my imperceptibility, she will also express her emotions with such words that can strongly express her emotions.

We looked at Zhuge God Stick together with gloating. Zhuge Shengu's face turned red. He didn't expect that Xiaolou Tingyu would express the bad guy's words at this time.

After a while, Zhuge God Stick shouted to us, "What are you looking at, what are you looking at?" Only by saying this can the massage jade fully express the indestructible friendship between us.

As soon as Zhuge Shenbang's words fell, Old Cao immediately said excitedly, "Your friendship is really good enough!"

I bent down with a smile and pointed to Zhuge Shenbang and said, "Your relationship should be a step closer. You can take a shower and pick up soap together in the bathroom."

Zhuge Shenbang looked at me suspiciously and didn't understand the meaning of my words. After a while, I heard him scolding me, "Zhang Deshuai, can you not be so disgusting?"

"Why am I disgusting? Why am I disgusting?" I shouted at the Zhuge God Stick dissatisfiedly, "What do you say, what do you say? It's disgusting to pick up a soap. I think you are full of disgusting thoughts?

When the small building heard the rain, it became popular. She whispered, "Aren't you just picking up a piece of soap?"

"What do you know!" It's the angry Zhuge God Stick that can't argue with me. When he heard Xiaolou listen to the rain, he vented his anger.

At this time, the old man Cao, who reacted, quickly pulled Xiaolou Tingyu aside and explained it patiently. Under Cao's explanation, Xiaolou suddenly realized when he heard the rain: "So it is! Handsome, you are so shameless!"

At this time, Uncle Yuanshi saw that there was a dispute between me and Zhuge Shenbang and quickly stood up and persuaded him, "Shuai, don't talk about Zhuge Shenbang in the future..."

Uncle Yuan Ji originally wanted to persuade him, but he didn't expect that Zhuge Shenstick was not happy. He raised his eyebrows and sprayed to Uncle Yuanshi, "What's wrong with that? What's wrong with that? You haven't seen it again!"

Hearing Zhuge Shenbang's words, I looked at him in surprise. His fingers quietly pointed to the most important part of the Zhuge God Stick and made a mouth shape to Uncle Yuan Ji, preventing him from talking.

Uncle Yuanji had already come over, but Xiaolou became confused at this time when he heard the rain. She looked at me in a freck and asked, "Handsome, why can't you speak? By the way, what's wrong with Zhuge Shenbang?

"That's a man's forbidden! You don't understand!" Old Cao did not forget his obsceneness and quickly explained to Xiaolou to listen to the rain. However, old Cao forgot a little bit, that is, Xiaolou's understanding of listening to the rain. Ordinary people can understand what old Cao explained, but Xiaolou listens to the rain, who knows!

Really, the small building became confused when he heard the rain. Looking at her confused appearance, I felt whether the civilized curses she just said were her or not. I can't help but worry. In this hurry, my mouth bald out again: "It's the root of men's inferiority!"

Xiaolou listened to my explanation, and then suddenly realized that he would give a "Oh". This makes me very satisfied. After all, there are too many things that can be understood by a guy who doesn't know what euphemism is in a euphemistic way.

Then, Xiaolou listened to the rain and said doubtfully, "Isn't he short?"

As soon as the small building heard the rain, I was so angry that I almost spit out three liters of gutter oil. That is not the root of men's inferiority complex.

When Old Cao saw that Xiaolou Tingyu was already like this, he had to stamp his feet resentfully, and then reached out and pointed to Zhuge Shengu's face and asked, "Xiaolou listen to the rain. What are the characteristics of Zhuge Shengu's face?"

Xiaolou shook her head doubtfully when she heard the rain, saying that she couldn't see it at all.

Looking at Xiaolou's slow reaction to the rain, I feel that the bad guy Jue will be happy in the future. I couldn't help saying loudly, "Didn't you notice that Zhuge Shenbang's nose is very small?"

"What's wrong with the small nose?" Xiaolou still asked me doubtfully when he heard the rain.

"I can't tell you clearly!" I'm so angry that I can't speak.

However, after a while, Xiaolou smiled at me and said, "I lied to you. Do you think I don't know? You don't know that when a woman looks at a man, she can't help looking at a man's nose!"

Then, Xiaolou gestured to me when he heard the rain. This gesture means that she has fully understood what I just said.

When the small building heard the rain draw out, Zhuge Shenstick's lips trembling with anger.

At this time, Old Cao did not have any sense of crisis. He shook his head and said, "Men like women to be single-headed, because in this way, women will not have the shortcomings of men themselves now."

"Without comparison, there is no inferiority complex. All inferiority comes from external things. Xiaolou heard the rain say bitterly.

When the small building finished listening to the rain, I couldn't help looking at the small building to listen to the rain. Don't think about it: Xiaolou listens to the rain, you do have the conditions of inferiority.

At this time, Zhuge God Stick burst out. He stretched out his finger to old Cao and shouted, "Old Cao, what are you talking about? Besides, be careful that I beat you!"

Zhuge Shenbang's pale words made old Cao obediently shut up. This makes me a little disdain Mr. Cao.

At this time, Xiaolou listened to the rain but comforted Zhuge Shenbang: "Zhuge Shenbang, it's okay. Small is good!"

"That's right, that's right. Don't you know the five-character motto that Grandma Wang said to Ximen Qing in Water Margin, Pan Lv and Deng Xiaoxian? Even if it's small, it's okay if it's just like that needle. Uncle Yuanji laughed after saying that.

This smile also made the bad guy Jue, who was on the ground, laugh. But as soon as he ate and laughed a few times, he coughed. The prince Jue coughed so much that Xiaolou listened to the rain and quickly lay on the ground to take care of him.

Zhuge Shenbang didn't expect that Uncle Yuanshi would also stand up and despise him at this time. Zhuge Shenbang completely forgot that the characteristic of our group is that as long as we encounter an opportunity to attack people, we will never let it go.

Zhuge Shenbang's face became very ugly. He turned his head and stared at Uncle Yuanji and said word by word, "Yuanji, can you speak clearly?"

"I'm kind. Why are you doing this?" Uncle Yuanshi said pretending to be shy.

Looking at Uncle Yuan's performance, I laughed heartlessly. This smile attracted the attention of Zhuge Shenbang, who was staring at Uncle Yuanjie. He threatened me viciously, "Zhang Deshuai, laugh again!"

I continued to grin at Zhuge God Stick disappily. Not only that, but also raised my eyebrows to him provocatively.

Zhuge Shentong just wanted to attack, but was interrupted by Cao's shouting: "If you are beaten, you will be beaten. I will say it happily before I say it. Damn, I was so happy to see you say it, but it suffocated me.

Then, old Cao said to Zhuge Shentong, "Zhuge Shentong, do you remember what Liu Bei said when he was alone in Baidi City: 'Don't be humble with your small, and don't show off with your big.'"

After listening to Mr. Cao's words, I looked at him in surprise with wide eyes. I don't know when old Cao can say such learned words.

Seeing that the bad guy's body was not serious, the small building that just stood up and listened to the rain. Hearing Cao's words, he couldn't help frowning and saying, "Ok, okay! Let's stop talking. Besides, Zhuge Shenbang will be angry!"

It is relatively pertinent for Xiaolou to listen to Yu's words. In fact, although this matter is my lead, I don't want it to be uncontrollable now.

When I just wanted to stop this boring and stinging Zhuge Shen stick farce, Xiao Lou said dissatisfiedly when he heard the rain, "You men always like to talk big. Is it interesting?"

Xiaolou's dissatisfaction with the rain made Uncle Yuan Ji a little unhappy. He paused and said, "You don't know that the pursuit of big is not only the pursuit of men, but also the tireless pursuit of women."

Uncle's words made me feel that things are developing in an uncontrollable direction, and I can't help but feel a little nervous.

Uncle Yuanji said loudly at this time, "Look at the word 'beautiful'. It's just a sheep above and a big one below. That is to say, 'big' is called beauty.

Uncle Yuanji's explanation made me nodded. Then, I looked at Xiaolou's chest, but it didn't look very beautiful!

When Uncle Yuanji saw that we were not shouting and saying rebuttal opinions, he knew that what he had just said had been recognized by us. Then he said, "Actually, we have always had a tradition of great beauty. In the Book of Songs? In Wei Feng, there is a man with beautiful clothes. ...The hands are soft, the skin is like curd, the collar is like a clam, and the teeth are like a rhinoceros. Isn't this the sentence we often like to use when describing beautiful women in online articles?

Old Cao nodded quickly to express his approval of Uncle Yuanji's statement. Then he said, "I know this, I know this. I also know a 'master mouse'..."

Before Mr. Cao finished his words, he was interrupted by Uncle Yuanji's violent shouts: "Get out of here!!!"

Under the violent shouts of Uncle Yuanshi, Old Cao looked aggrieved. Looking at the grievances of old Cao, I smiled secretly in my heart and scolded him in my heart: Let your baby be naughty. Let your baby be naughty.

Although Old Cao interrupted Uncle Yuanshi's words for a while, it did not affect Uncle Yuanshi's interest in our lecture. He finally made a concluding speech: "So, the pursuit of greatness is the pursuit of beauty. That's why women like papaya and men like bananas..."

"Women also like it!" Old Cao took the lead in ignoring the danger of being beaten by his dead uncle again.

"That's a cucumber!" I corrected the old man Cao.

Xiaolou frowned when he heard the rain and stopped us: "Can't you not be disgusting? Uncle Yuanji said so well just now. Why are you here again?

"She should like bitter gourd!" Xiaolou listened to the rain and had no intention of letting old Cao stop. He stared at Xiaolou and listened to the rain and said obscenely.

This time, I feel that old Cao is disgusting. I couldn't help shouting at the old man Cao, "Why don't you be a gentleman?" Always say such disgusting things."

Old Cao curled his lips disapprovingly and said, "The crow landed on the tip of the pig's buttocks (harmonious). Who doesn't know who?"

I heard that old Cao regarded me as the same as him, so I retorted: "Can this be the same? In terms of nausea, you are professional and we are amateurs.

After listening to my statement, Old Cao was obviously stunned. While he was organizing the language and wanted to speak to me. But he heard the bad guy hum slightly on the ground.

Although the voice is very soft, it touches our hearts. Everyone couldn't help but watch the bad guy with concern again.

Xiao Lou Tingyu put his ear to the lips of the bad guy again, listening to his almost inaudible words...

"What did he say this time?" Zhuge Shenru completely forgot what the prince Jue had just said to him and hurriedly asked.

Xiao Lou raised his head and said to us, "Yuyu just said that he was grateful for what Uncle Yuanshi said..."

I couldn't help looking up at Uncle Yuanshi and seeing his comfortable face.

"Yuyu also said that he was thirsty." Xiaolou said another sentence after listening to the rain.

This time, we can't help but be happy. Because the prince said that he was thirsty, which meant nothing serious.

However, this joy soon turned into disappointment. Because, at this time, where can we find water? There is a dark river, but it is also "far water can't quench the thirst".

Finally, I couldn't help looking up at Xiaoji. Then, I called it and said, "Xiaoji, come here!"

Although Xiaoji looked reluctant, it slowly came over.

As soon as Xiaoji approached, I begged, "Help, a little more nectar?"

"It's gone!" Xiaoji looked at me with dissatisfaction and refused my request without hesitation.

"What a stingy! Without any dedication!" Looking at Xiaoji, I shook my head in disappointment.

But Xiaoji was unmoved by my performance just now and looked at me coldly.

"Jiang Yingyu's chest, don't think about it." Finally, I threatened Xiaoji.

Xiaoji looked at me angrily and said, "Zhang Deshuai, are you a scoundrel?"

What's wrong? If you don't complete the task, there will be no reward. I looked at Xiaoji and said happily. I know that this move is very useful for Xiaoji.

Although Xiaoji had nothing to do with my kind of scoundrel, it said, "This time, it's really gone. Do you think mine is ordinary urine..."

"All's it. Go back and bake some oysters for you!" I interrupted Xiaoji impatiently.

Xiaoji was puzzled and didn't understand why I suddenly came up with a sentence like that just now.

Looking at Xiaoji's doubts, I still explained it: "That thing is aphrodisiac! It's very complementary!"

Xiaoji still shook his head and resolutely refused me: "This time it's really gone! I tried my best to squeeze it out just now.

However, in the end, Xiaoji still gave me a suggestion: "Why don't I let Qinglong come." If you squeeze it casually, it will be enough to massage jade.

I nodded quickly and praised Little Ji for knowing how to be mutable.

At this time, I heard that the bad guy Jue began to "woo" anxiously on the ground again. After listening to Yu's words, Xiao Lou hurriedly shouted to me, "Yuyu just said that if you let him drink that again." He gritted his teeth and committed suicide.

I didn't think so when I heard that the bad guy of Gong Zi Jue was so threatening. I thought to myself: Massage jade, do you really think I don't know? If you wanted to suicide, you would have gritted your teeth long ago. Do you still need to stick to it until now?

I hurriedly urged Xiaoji to greet Qinglong over. This time, it should be able to solve the urgent needs of Gong Zi Jue.

After Xiaoji greeted Qinglong, not only did the bad guy quit, but also didn't cooperate with us, but even Xiaolou Tingyu disagreed with us to do so. Her objection was that Qinglong was too big, which was inconvenient, and it was easy to be pointed and easy to choke on the prince.

We were making a noise here. When we were discussing a solution, we heard Mi Sheng say on the opposite side, "Don't quarrel!"

Misheng's words made us look up at him. Mi Sheng then said with a smile, "Although Qinglong's is dragon urine, it's too tonic to soak down!"

When Mi Sheng said this, I hurriedly patted my forehead. How could I forget this? Before, I always thought about how to solve the problem of Gong Zi Jue's bad guy's thirst. I completely forgot that Qinglong's guy is not ordinary. If it goes on such a large dose, Gong Zi Jue may not have to feel thirsty all his life.

Mi Sheng looked at us with a smile.

At this time, a huge turtle (harmonious) head slowly emerged from the darkness. It turned out that the Xuanwu turtle came back, and it was slowly climbing towards us...