Chapter 235 Amazing Mystery 8

Now it's love at first sight, but it's just that the two of them meet each other, open a room for three times, four legs together, five-style positions, sweaty (six) backs, seven days of hotel, bear to look at eight condoms on the ground, long (nine) long aftertaste, very boring. - Zhang Deshuai's quotations

Sun, August 14, 2011

In order to stop us from being distracted by the picture on the wall, Uncle Yuanji stopped his fire bell curse. In this way, our progress has been significantly accelerated.

In the dark, I seemed to have lost my sense of distance. I don't know how long I have walked or how far I have walked. The team turned around in front, but it opened up. Not only that, it seems that the front is no longer endless darkness. The seemingly bright light makes us shocked.

At this time, Uncle Yuanshi sighed, "The god of valley is immortal, which is called Xuanxuan. The door of Xuanxuan is called the root of heaven and earth. If it is continuous, it is not used frequently.

As soon as Uncle Yuanji's words fell, he heard the bad guy cursed, "Why are there such popular words?"

"What's going on?" Although I knew that the prince Jue was scolding Uncle Yuanji, I still couldn't understand the obscure words of Uncle Yuanji.

This question made the prince Jue shut his mouth, which made me feel embarrassed.

Uncle Yuanji disagreed. He raised his voice and said, "This is the words in the Tao Te Ching, and it is not the Wei Feng in your 300 Poems. Why is it a popular voice? Don't you hear 'the way is drowning'?

When the bad guy heard Uncle Yuanshi slandered his heart so much, he also raised his voice: "Is the righteousness of my religion known by the tree rider you teach?"

"What tree jockey?" Uncle Yuanji was completely fooled by the allusion of the prince Jue.

"Xuanzhongji" says: the tree is a thousand years old and is called a green sheep, and the tree is long live and is called a green cow. Aren't your ancestors a tree rider? After saying that, the guy laughed. He felt that it was a very happy thing to slander the originator of Taoism in this way, as if he had taken a lot of advantage.

"Even if our old man rides a tree out of the customs, is it better than your shit-eating one?" Uncle Yuan's voice became higher. Uncle Yuanji was not willing to show weakness and said following the logic in Prince Jue's words.

"How do you say eating shit?" Although Zhuge Shenbang is not from the same faction as us, at least it also belongs to the Taoist industry. At this time, he obviously stood on the side of Uncle Yuanshi.

"The tired dog is like a homeless dog'. Isn't there a saying that wolves travel thousands of miles to eat meat, and dogs travel thousands of miles to eat shit? Uncle Yuanji explained.

When the bad guy heard that the silent uncle not only slandered the scriptures in his heart, but also buried the sages in his heart, he became furious and cursed loudly. At this time, our team immediately became lively.

Now, the whole team is almost divided into three camps. On one hand, the prince Jue and Xiaolou listen to the rain, and on the other hand, there are Uncle Cao, old man Cao and Zhuge God Stick. However, Miao Ruyun and I didn't say anything, just listened to the scolding inside.

Although both of them scold each other, it does not affect the speed of our team's advance. Because we have long been used to the process of pinching each other.

As we move forward, the front is getting brighter and brighter. The murals on the wall can be seen clearly. When I was sweeping the mural on the wall, I suddenly felt that my feet slipped and fell on my back.

As soon as I fell, I heard the old man Cao pointing at me heartlessly and laughing. However, he immediately followed in my footsteps and fell in exactly the same posture as me.

Old Cao also fell down, and the team immediately stopped. If I fell alone, they might still think that I was careless, but almost at the same time, Mr. Cao also fell down, which can't be described as carelessness.

I stretched out my hand on the ground and groped carefully. When I touched it, I felt a tingling in my hand, as if there was a needle on the ground, which stabbed me fiercely in my hand. This tingling made me scream and jump up from the ground. Then, old Cao also jumped up in pain.

Old Cao and I said in one voice, "There is something on the ground!"

With this call, the team is a little small**. Everyone couldn't help looking down to see what was on the ground, so that old Cao and I would be like this.

The ground is pitted and not very real. Uncle Yuanji also launched the fire bell spell so that we can see clearly. However, we still didn't find anything. This time, I and old Cao looked at each other in consterence.

"Maybe the ground is uneven?" In the end, Zhuge God Stick had to give a reluctant reason. Although Mr. Cao and I felt that his explanation was very reluctant, we could not give a reasonable explanation.

"On the way to the next, everyone should be careful!" Zhuge God Stick ordered again.

But we don't know what to be careful about and how to be careful. However, we continue to move forward.

I stepped up a few steps, came to the old man Cao and asked him seriously, "What's wrong with you just now?"

Old Cao recognized that there was no need to joke in my words, so he honestly replied, "At that time, I just felt that my feet slipped, and then I fell to the ground. That thing seems to be rolling on the soles of my feet. What about you?"

"Like you. Later, when I touched the ground, I felt pierced by something and it hurt a lot. But there is no bleeding, only a small pit. I have told you about my situation.

"Me too. At that time, it was still very painful, not like the scum on the ground. Old Cao said in surprise.

After listening to what old Cao described as me, I felt a trace of doubt in my heart. What is that thing, but at present, it looks more like a warning, and it doesn't seem to mean to harm us.

When I was thinking about it, Old Cao asked me in a low voice, "by the way, why did only the two of us fall down?"

"It should be that you and my practice is not enough." After thinking about it for a moment, I replied, "In this team, you and I are the weakest. Those three are all working hard, and it is generally difficult for them to fall down. Uncle, who is old, has always been more careful. He always brings sesame sauce to a hot pot. And Miao Ruyun, she has a cushion..."

"That should be a meat pad." Old Cao smiled and said, "Now it's not the time for her to wear a cushion."

"How do you know?" I can't help but be a little curious.

"I have seen the trash can in the toilet. There is no sign she used in it. Old Cao's voice was very low but obscene.

Old Cao's words made me feel sorry. It's really a fellow. Through the trash can in the toilet, you can judge a woman's physiological period. However, I still criticized old Cao righteously: "Pregnancy, how can you do this?"

"Cut, you don't think I know. You are not the same. By the way, you are better than me." Old Cao said disdainfully.

"What's wrong with me?"

"You don't think I know. Let me tell you, I've lived for so long and I haven't seen such a sultry person like you. Handsome, I'm not talking about you. You want to pick up girls by brushing the toilet. You are still the first person from ancient times. Old Cao said meaningfully.

Listening to the sarcasm in Cao's words and how he knew that he wanted to chase Miao Ruyun by brushing the toilet, which surprised me. Men don't have a high IQ only when they have an affair. I quickly lowered my voice and asked old Cao, "Why do you say that?"

"Don't think I can't see it. Look at the trash can in your house. It hasn't been cleaned for a few days. But you cleaned the toilet. Why did you do this? The reason is very simple, that is, you want to chase a woman. Men only do thankless things when chasing women. Old Cao replied.

Old Cao's words have some truth. I couldn't help nodding. Men can only change through women. However, I now feel that my curve to save the country has no effect. If you want to pick up girls by brushing the toilet, it seems that you are doomed to be a loser.

When Old Cao heard that I didn't say anything, he began to persuade me again: "Handsome, it's okay. If you think so, although Miao Ruyun didn't want you, didn't she want me?

It makes me feel sad to hear what old Cao said. Old Cao actually classified me and him in the same rank.