Chapter 239 Amazing Mystery 12

The most annoying thing in the world is the pay slip: it looks useless, and it's too thin to wipe your buttocks. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotations

Sun, August 14, 2011

Now I fall to the ground in a strange posture. In order not to suffer from falling directly to the ground, he put his hands behind him and tilted his head back so that he could see Miao Ruyun.

However, when I look at Miao Ruyun and my eyes. However, she has now recovered into a cat. Even so, I felt blushing. What's more, there are the silent uncle and old Cao who pretend to be gentlemen on the side, ruthlessly criticize this shameful behavior.

People are all like this. They always like to show their nobility by criticizing others. Unexpectedly, when I saw something cheap, I ran happier than anyone else. Therefore, the more you see those who hold high the moral flag and criticize those who can make people happy in movies, the more you think that as long as they close the door, they will be better than anyone else.

However, I am not thinking about how to expose the hypocritical face of Uncle Yuanjie and Old Cao, but how to get rid of the embarrassment in front of Miao Ruyun. With my hands back, I slowly stood up on the ground.

At this moment, Miao Ruyun's voice also came as promised: "Man, that's all!"

"What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me? What if I like women? It's better than I like men!" Miao Ruyun beat all the men to death with a stick, which made my heart unbalance and raised my voice.

"Men's hobbies are engraved in genes. There's nothing we can do." Uncle Yuan, who was still criticizing my silent uncle, did not calm up when he heard Miao Ruyun's words.

"You..." Miao Ruyun didn't expect that her words made me and Uncle Yuanji wear the same pair of trousers, and couldn't help stuffing up.

"Oc's it, let's not talk about this. It's important to watch the enemy. Uncle Yuanshi did not want to continue to be entangled in this problem, but urged Miao Ruyun to come. After all, things between men and women are simple, and even Buddha can't help it.

Miao Ruyun just looked into our eyes and jumped onto the wall lightly. Although her body looks huge, it is extremely dexterous, even on the wall. Then, one by one, about the previous battle situation came.

is neither good nor bad, but overall, it is not good for us.

Son Jue, they are still rampaging on the opposite side. The three of them are like a heavy truck, and the place where they pass is a mess. All the bean soldiers who came into contact with them fell to the ground twice. But as long as the bean soldiers fell down and touched the ground, they quickly stood up and were still alive. It seems that those bean soldiers are all taught by Brother Xinchun and are full of blood.

However, the opposite camp is only a slight **, and there is no major disturbance. At present, I can't see anything special. Such a result is not very beneficial to us, but now it is blind people who have entered a dead end and can only go one way.

Every time the dead uncle heard the latest war situation from Miao Ruyun, he sighed. Because the news from Miao Ruyun is not good news.

Looking at the pimples in the middle of Uncle Yuanjie's eyebrows and the sadness on his face, my mood also began to become heavy.

After a while, Miao Ruyun came to a new situation. This situation is even worse for us - the speed of the prince Jue has slowed down.

Although those bean soldiers don't have much attack power, they still have to resist. It is necessary for the prince Jue and others to fight with the bean soldiers, but the fight requires physical strength. The current situation is also unfavorable to the prince Jue.

"What should I do?" Old Cao asked anxiously.

How do I know what to do now? I was also nervous, and I couldn't help looking at Uncle Yuanji's eyes and waiting for his order. However, Uncle Yuanji closed his eyes and meditated without saying a word, which made me even more anxious.

When Old Cao saw that no order was issued again, he turned around anxiously in place. He turned around like this, which made my heart burnt.

After a while, old Cao whispered, "Isn't Miao Ruyun able to illusion? Let her fascinate those guys with illusion, so that we can pass, won't we?

"You are stupid. Those are beans. They don't have consciousness in the first place, and you still use illusions. Is there a hammer for illusion? I almost roared at old Cao.

"Aren't I also want to help? As for being so angry?" Old Cao didn't expect me to be so angry, so he whispered.

However, at this time, a light flashed in my head. I caught the light before it disappeared. I thought about it in my heart. Soon, I had an idea. It turned out that we were all confused by the appearance and forgot the essence of things.

I practiced the whole plan in my heart and felt that it was feasible, so I told Uncle Yuanshi the plan again.

After listening to my plan, Uncle Yuanji also smiled. He couldn't help praising, "Handsome, you really have you. I just found out now that you can make do with it.

After the silent uncle praised me, he shouted to the opposite side, "Son Jue, you go back first!" Come back!"

The sound fluctuated back and forth between the walls, buzzing.

Miao Ruyun looked at us and didn't understand why we suddenly changed our mind.

The prince Jue's response came from the opposite side: "Why?"

"Return!" Uncle Yuanshi shouted again, with an unquestionable element in his voice.

Miao Ruyun looked at the opposite side again and brought us the last news. Gongzi Jue and others have begun to adjust their formation. Or take the prince Jue as the leader, and the small building listens to the rain and Zhuge Shen stick as the flanks, and retreat slowly.

Miao Ruyun came and let us turn around dissatisfiedly. This time, she still had great worries and asked us to cover each other's eyes. But she forgot that in some ways, men's minds are surprisingly consistent.

When Miao Ruyun found that we were still secretly looking at her, she became angry again. However, this time, we were in a good mood and argued with Miao Ruyun.

"Miss Miao, do you know? We think it's because you look good. If you let an old godmother come here. When I looked at her, I destroyed my own eyes. Old Cao copied what I said before and put Miao Ruyun's topic aside.

Miao Ruyun just hummed and did not lead the love of old Cao.

"Do you know why men want to see women?" I raised my voice and questioned Miao Ruyun.

Miao Ruyun didn't expect that I still had such momentum under such circumstances. She couldn't help shaking her head.

"It's not because of genetic things as Uncle Yuanji said just now; it's not because you look good as Lao Cao said. It's because our men don't trust you women!" I twisted the topic to a height of anthropology.

As soon as my proposition came out, Miao Ruyun looked at me in surprise. Uncle Yuanji smiled and knew that I was going to start to make some crooked things again.

Do you know why we men don't trust you women? That's because you women are sent by God to destroy the men's alliance. Do you know that if there are only men in the world, then men will unite to pull God down and make a 'are to take the emperor down'." I began to fool myself.

"So the men built the Tower of Babel." Uncle Yuanshi also echoed with a smile.

"It is because God is afraid of forming an alliance between men that he sent women to be easily fascinated by other things. Therefore, Eve ate the apple with Wadang. Otherwise, do you think you can hide the Almighty God with a snake? I asked loudly.

"This must be a conspiracy. Definitely! Must be! It must be!" Old Cao also nodded and agreed with me.

"And then, the man couldn't help losing the Garden of Eden. Even the alliance between the man was ruthlessly destroyed by women. It's you," I stretched out my hand and pointed to Miao Ruyun, "with your concave and convex body and the face carefully carved by God, came to** us and make us lose our paradise forever. It is you who are destroying the alliance between men. Because you are the whistleblowers sent by God among men.

"I said that when I was reading, those who gave small reports to the teacher were all girls. So, this is their vocation. Old Cao's current role has become a supporter.

Miao Ruyun was shocked by my perverseness just now, and she looked at me in a daze. She would never have thought that she was accusing us of peeping, but I made such a thing.

Looking at Miao Ruyun, I couldn't help but feel proud. Never think about taking advantage of Zhang Deshuai on your mouth, or you will let you know what is the rebuttal of Shanggang.

Uncle Yuanshi got up in a hurry. He quickly stood up and stood in front of me. Then he apologized to Miao Ruyun and said, "Miss Miao, we can't help it. Do you know, 'I'm crazy about teenagers'?"

Miao Ruyun listened to Uncle Yuanji's apology, just snorted coldly and stopped talking.

Old Cao said to me with great interest, "Handsome, how can you make these things so thoroughly?"

"In front of women, don't be reasonable and overwhelm them. Arguing with women pays attention to a 'fast, accurate and ruthless'. Quickly, that is to say, show your sword as soon as possible, and you must find a good entry point and beat her fiercely. I smiled faintly and explained to old Cao.

"So you don't have a girlfriend!" Miao Ruyun's cold words made me speechless. The sadness of the male loser will always end the conversation with this proposition.

At this moment, an obvious ** came from the opposite side, freeing us from the dispute just now...