Chapter 281 is not history 2

(Do you still know that 67 years ago today, 40,000 compatriots hugged and cried? Do you still know that 67 years ago today, a radio wave crossed the world. But today, I don't know anything. I don't know the mourning of 30 million wronged souls; I don't know the loud "You don't see the Han army". What makes me only remember the white clouds and black soil of September 18th, but I don't remember the smell of wine on the streets of Chongqing today? What a sad word.)

I saw a joke today and felt that human beings could no longer stop the technical house. You put your hand under your buttocks and sat him down, and then masturbated again, and then you felt as if someone else was helping you masturbate yourself. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotations

Sun, August 14, 2011

I didn't expect to come back to life so easily. Everyone has an incredible expression. You look at me and I look at you. No one knows what to say.

"You have also seen the law of the Yellow Emperor. In fact, it's just a tool. Wu Xie's voice sounded again.

This thing is a treasure for us. For Wu Xie, who gets along with the Yellow Emperor's law day and night, this thing is just like.

We didn't say anything and didn't know how to answer.

After a while, Wu Xie said to us again, "Since you can come here, it must have been Misheng who let you in?"

Wu Xie's words surprised me. I didn't expect him to know this. I had to nod honestly. In front of Wu Xie, there is nothing to hide. It's better to admit it generously than to hide it and be found.

"What's his purpose?" Wu Xie continued to ask us.

" Chiyou." I answered honestly, "He wants to resurrect Chiyou and then use it for him." Of course, I didn't tell Wu Xie Misheng to promise me the position of Xiangbang.

" Chiyou, a name I miss." There is endless desolation in Wu Xie's voice.

"Of course you should know that you are an ancient wizard." Old Cao said with a smile and was flattering Wu Xie again.

"What do you know?" Wu Xie did not accept old Cao's flattery. This makes me very useful.

After a while, Wu Xie said again, "This name reminds me of an old friend."

"Aren't you opponents? Why did you make friends again?" Uncle Yuanji suddenly asked, and his face was a little strange.

"A rival? Where did this start again?" Wu Xie's voice was a little surprised.

"You are the wizard under the Yellow Emperor, and isn't the battle between the Yellow Emperor and Chiyou?" Uncle Yuanji explained.

Wu Xie just sent out a "oh" and didn't say anything.

Wu Xie's reaction made me anxious. I don't know what's wrong with him now. He always speaks slowly. And I also know some of what Uncle Yuanji said about the battle of Zhuolu.

The Battle of Zhuolu is summed up in one sentence: Chiyou came from the south, and Chiyou had a beard; in the north, there was the Second Emperor Yanhuang with a comb in his hand. When the beard saw the comb, he wanted to comb the beard with the comb. When the comb saw the beard, the beard was afraid that the beard would break the comb. The comb doesn't want the comb to comb the beard, and the beard wants the comb to comb the beard. The comb combed the beard, and the beard combed the comb.

When I was thinking about this tongue-twist version of the battle of Zhuozhou, my heart suddenly moved. Then, I felt a wave in the space around the body.

Soon I found a black hole in the air, and something slowly flowed out of the black hole. This thing quickly condenses into a person's outline, and the color is gradually deepening. Finally, a figure stood in front of us.

Thank you!

Wu Xie's move was held by HOLD. We were all stunned. I never thought of such an incredible way of debut.

Wu Xie looked at us and proudly brushed his beard under his jaw.

Wu Xie in front of me is very different from the appearance of the immortal Taoist bone I imagined. He is not tall, only 1.5 meters tall. My head is very small, about the size of my fist. This is the first time I have seen such a small head. However, the forehead is obviously raised, which can't help but remind me of Su Dongpo's poem joking about Su Xiaomei: "Before going out of the hall, your forehead will go to the front of the painting hall first."

Thinking of this, I almost couldn't bear to laugh. However, some people can't help it.

Gong Zi Jue!

Mr. Jue pointed to Wu Xie's forehead and read out Su Xiaomei's poem that I just thought of: "Three or five steps before leaving the hall, my forehead comes to the front of the painting hall first."

At this time, all of us couldn't help laughing.

As soon as Gongzi Jue's poem was out, Wu Xie's face became angry. If there is a physical defect, it is as taboo as Wang Yuhu in The Legend of Ah Q. And now the prince Jue is committing the taboo of Wu Xie.

When we all stopped talking, we found that the prince Jue was still there and kept laughing. At first, I envied Mr. Jue's lung capacity so much that he could keep laughing for so long. Soon I found that the boy Jue laughed so much that he burst into tears, and his nose was dragging longer and hanging into a bright one.

Xiaolou Tingyu stood beside the prince Jue and saw her reach out and poke the prince Jue's body several times, trying to help the prince Jue stop laughing. However, Xiaolou's efforts to listen to the rain did not help, and the prince Jue was still smiling painfully.

This reaction of Gongzi Jue made us focus our eyes on Wu Xie. This is the same as the lice on the head of a bald man - it's obviously caused by Wu Xie.

"Yuyu, I'm sorry, I can't help you." Xiaolou listened to the rain and looked at the prince Jue still smiling in pain. She said helplessly, "This is not an internal force. I have sealed your laughing hole, but it still doesn't work.

"It's a sting!" Uncle Yuanji's face changed.

To be honest, I hate it. This kind of colorless and odorless thing is always difficult to detect, and it will be too late when you find out. And those creepy bugs, which are disgusting to think about.

The prince Jue stretched out his finger to Wu Xie and begged for mercy intermittently. But the voice was fragmented by his continuous laughter, which sounded very uncomfortable.

"I think the joke just now is very good." Wu Xie did not accept the prince Jue's plea for mercy, but smiled at the prince Jue.

This time, I was worried about the prince Jue. What everyone didn't expect was that Wu Xie was also a must-have.

Gong Zi Jue's body has bowed down with laughter, but the horrible laughter has not stopped, still stimulating my eardrum.

Wu Xie saw that the punishment received by the prince Jue was almost complete, so he helped him stop laughing. Prince Jue immediately squatted on the ground and gasped. The long smile just now tortured him to death.

When the prince Jue almost recovered, Wu Xie said to him, "I can't measure myself!"

Wu Xie's naked contempt for Gongzi Jue** stung Gongzi Jue's self-esteem. Regardless of the gap in strength, he jumped to Wu Xie.

Watching the prince Jue rush to Wu Xie, I imagined countless of his end in my mind. However, there is only one result in each outcome, that is, the prince Jue was beaten by Wu Xie.

The result is different from what I thought. Prince Jue didn't have a chance to get close to Wu Xie at all. He only rushed forward a few steps, and his movements became strange. For a moment, he raised his arms and opened his hands, as if he were grasping something, and his body was even more forceful. It seemed that he was grasping something and climbing; for a moment, as soon as his feet were hard, he jumped off the ground, as if he were avoiding something. There are countless strange things like this.

When Xiaolou saw that the prince Jue was like this, he immediately rushed to the prince Jue. But as soon as she approached Gong Zijue, she began to make almost the same action as Gong Zijue.

"Illusion! It's an illusion again!" Zhuge Shenstick, who had suffered the loss of illusion, immediately blurted out.

I'm busy recovering my mind and want to see what's going on. But the strange thing is that no matter how you look for it, you can't see any abnormal feeling, just at the position of Gong Zi Jue and Xiaolou listening to the rain, as if there is really something. But that thing doesn't look like an illusion.

When I saw such a situation, I couldn't help but wonder. Because I have never seen such a spell. Is there really such a powerful illusion? After thinking for a moment, I asked Miao Ruyun loudly, "What kind of spell is this?"

Miao Ruyun also shook her head, and she can't explain it clearly now.

At this time, Uncle Yuanji said, "I remember that there is a spell that is a little close to this spell."

"What spell? Is it an illusion?" I asked immediately.

"That should be a five-epart escape technique. I don't know if it's an illusion or not. However, the spell needs the assistance of external objects, but external objects are very ordinary things. I remember that Ji Xiaolan mentioned that his friend would have a spell in Yuewei Caotang Notes. Just put a few stools and tables in the yard, high and low. When Liang Shangjunzi came in to steal things, he saw the thief shuttle between the tables and stools, turning over the (harmonious) wall for a while and crossing the house for a while. Uncle Yuanshi explained while thinking about it.

The description of Uncle Yuan's death is somewhat similar to that of the current prince Jue and Xiao Lou listening to the rain. It's just that Wu Xie, who cast a spell on them, can do it without any help. It can be seen that Wu Xie's kung fu is definitely on top of that guy.

However, the experience of Gong Jue and Xiao Lou listening to the rain made me think about how to help them get out. Old Cao shouted at the two guys over there and asked them to retreat. However, Gongzi Jue and Xiaolou listened to the rain and turned a deaf ear to Old Cao's words, as if they were not in the same world as us. Old Cao's efforts were in vain.

Not long after, I saw that Gongzi Jue and Xiaolou were already out of breath when they heard the rain. As soon as the prince Jue stagnated a little, he fell down, which surprised me even more. I don't know what happened to him in the world of Gongzi Jue, which made him like this...