Chapter 295 Tanabata Special Chapter Cowherd Thousand Flip

(The period of itching is both past and often remembered, and holding hands is double seven. Although Tianshui crosses the magpie Bridge, they often cling to each other. On the occasion of the Chinese Valentine's Day, the meeting of Muhong Muqi Bridge was pitiful. In fact, what Mu Hong wants to say is today's Qixi Festival, and she will write a special article. One more thing, that is, the diary is coming to an end. Although he has been on the street and has never been surpassed, Muhong also feels that it should be almost over. It's this month, next month, or next month, or next month, the diary should be almost over. Everything depends on Mu Hong's mood. Again, this is not the final chapter spoof of Gintama, this is not the final chapter spoof of Gintama. After the nonsense, the special chapter of Qixi Festival begins.)

Chapter 275 Qixi Special Chapter Cowherd Thousand Flips

Thousands of people, Chongqing dialect, is also mischievous.

What is the most uncomfortable day for men? Then the cowherd will definitely tell you that it is December 1st. Man, what is the most desirable day? Then the cowherd will not hesitate to tell you that it is the seventh day of July. This day is the 1st of his December 1st.

On the evening of the sixth day of July, the cowherd could not hold back the call of his body. Therefore, he looked from the side of the river from time to time and looked on tiptoe, hoping to see the figure on the other side of the river.

"Dad, Dad!" A childish voice sounded. This was the cowherd's son, who was pulling the corners of the cowherd's clothes and shaking.

"What are you doing?" The cowherd lowered his head and shouted impatiently. To understand, for a strong and normal man, for a man who can only choose to eat instant noodles when he arrives at a big hotel, (if you don't understand the meaning of this sentence, let him read Zhang Deshuai's quotations) For a man with an extremely strong beard, there is a good reason for his anger and bad temper.

"Are we going to see mom?" The cowherd's daughter allowed her fingers and looked at the cowherd pitifully.

"Go along!" At this moment, the cowherd is the most angry. In addition, the child's crying made him feel even more anxious.

"Dad, we want to see Mom." This time, two children were crying with cowherd's legs in their arms.

Seeing such a situation, the cowherd tried his best to break free. The child's crying is getting louder and louder.

When Niu Lang's legs were about to be liberated, he saw a small boat floating from the Tianhe River. Such a boat made the cowman couldn't help but be overjoyed. He quickly bent down and stroked the heads of the two children affectionately. The face has also changed from impatience at the beginning to kindness, and the love of fists is revealed in the eyes.

The boat docked, and a heavenly official hurried down from the boat. He looked at the tears still hanging on the faces of the two children, and then looked at the long and short sighs of the cowherd turning his head to one side, and his heart was roughly clear.

"Children, it's not that dad doesn't want you to see your mother! But, but, hey!" At this moment, the cowherd's voice was transmitted with infinite resentment.

What a kind father! The heavenly official secretly praised the cowherd in his heart. However, he didn't stop too much and walked towards the cowherd and the children.

When the heavenly official approached the cowherd, the cowherd turned his head and looked at the heavenly official. He pretended to be surprised and said, "I don't know the coming of heaven, atonement for sins!"

"Nothing. It's really hard for two children!" Tianguan sighed and stretched out his hand to gently rub the children's heads.

After rubbing for a while, the heavenly official suddenly woke up. He just thought that he had something to tell the Cowherd this time, which was very good news.

The heavenly official pulled the cowherd aside, first quietly gave him a pile of money, and then told the cowherd, "After the decision of the heavenly court, this year's Qixi Festival will not allow you to pass on the Tianhe River?"

"Why?" The cowherd shouted angrily as soon as he heard it.

"Wh, lower your voice. Do you know that your ugly behavior on the Tianhe River has been seen by the gods, and everyone thinks that you two are invincing to do so. Tianguan coughed and was embarrassed to say it.

"Do you think I want to!" This time, it was the cowherd's turn to be aggrieved. "There, not to mention the strong wind, there are magpie watching, which makes it no sexual interest at all. More importantly, I can't even play my usual level.

"This is not within the scope of discussion. The problem of position is a private matter, and we don't care about it. However, I want to ask you, what position do you like? The heavenly official also showed his gossip side.

The cowherd whispered a few words in the ear of the heavenly official. A smiling smile immediately appeared on Tianguan's face, and he smiled very playfully. However, Tianguan quickly pulled down his face and said seriously to the Cowherd, "Now, there is a good news for you. Tianting feels that you two are invinciable and easy to affect the onlookers of other immortals. So I decided to cancel this year's Qixi Festival..."

"What?" The cowherd's voice mentioned the biggest. Although the previous days were difficult, at least there was that day in December, and now he doesn't even have such a chance. This is killing him.

"Don't be excited, don't be excited." Seeing that the cowman's eyes were bigger than the cow's, Tianguan quickly comforted him, "What is cancelled is the Qixi Festival in the sky, so let you spend this year's Qixi Festival on the ground. It's good to open a room and come as much as you want. You see, the money for the room has been prepared for you. However, because your name has an indescribable relationship with a certain profession, remember that you can't call a cowherd below. Your location is in Beiqiu..."

Before Tianguan finished his words, the cowherd turned around and ran away and ran to the mortal world.

"The Cowherd, etc. I haven't told you where the weaver girl is waiting for you? She is in Beiqiu City..." However, the voice behind the heavenly official can no longer catch up with the Cowherd.

Now the cowherd runs like a rabbit. Men are sometimes in a hurry.

However, when the cowherd came to Beiqiu City, he found that Beiqiu City was completely different from what he thought. Because Beiqiu City is so big that he doesn't know where the Weaver Girl is.

However, it is definitely impossible for you to ask the Cowherd to return now. It took time to deal with the two children who had been crying and looking for their mother. Thinking of that, the cowherd is firmly unable to go back.

The cowherd raised his eyes and looked around, but it was a strange scene. Although it is the middle of the night, the city is still brightly lit and there are people going back and forth on the street. Such a scene made the cowherd overjoyed.

The world is really prosperous, unlike the sky, and it is always deserted. The cowherd thought happily. Then, the cowherd chooses a direction and walks forward. He firmly believes that along that road, he can find his happy belonging - the Weaver Girl.

The cowherd walked forward mindlessly. Although he felt that he could definitely find the Weaver Girl when he walked and walked like this, he had no idea when he met him.

I don't know how long he has been walking, and the Cowherd looked up. A woman in cool clothes was sitting in a room with an ambiguous light and beckoned him: "Handsome man, come inside and play!"

At this time, the cowherd found that the world was much more enthusiastic than the sky. All the immortals in the sky have always been cold. How can they be so enthusiastic about people?

The cowherd was stunned at first and stopped. When the woman saw the cowherd's reaction, she dodged out of it with a smile. She kept an ambiguous distance from the cowherd, reached out and grabbed the cowherd's hand and kept shouting, "Handsome man, play inside, play inside."

The cowherd followed the woman in.

The ambiguous light is very attractive to illuminate the word haircut...

The woman looked at the cowherd and couldn't help laughing. Niu Lang glanced over. He was really thin and fat, each with its own beauty.

Finally, the cowherd said cowardly, "I'll get a haircut!"

This made the woman here laugh more presumptuously.

The cowherd didn't know why his words made the women laugh, so he had to smile honestly, following the women.

"Inside, inside!" Finally, the woman who came out to pull the cowherd urged the cowherd.

The cowherd doesn't understand why the haircut is like this. The haircut in his memory is a basin of hot water, a razor, and a crowded place on the road. Why do you still want to go inside? It's really "the sky and the world are very different, and the infinite beauty is in it".

Although the cowherd was a little unclear, he went in honestly.

When the cowherd went in and took a look, he was even more surprised. There is no hot water, no razor, only a narrow bed.

"Lie down, lie down!" The woman also urged the cowherd.

"Why lie down?" Even if the cowherd has never seen such a formation, he still feels that there is something wrong.

"Let you lie down and lie down. What are you talk about?" The woman became even more impatient.

The cowherd has to lie down honestly**. The bed is very narrow, which makes him very uncomfortable.

However, just as the cowherd was lying down, he saw the curtain suddenly lift and several guys broke in.

These uninvited guests frightened the Cowherd to sit up from **. He looked at the guys and said, "Are you also here for a haircut?"

"Take it away, take it away!" Those guys did not respond to the cowherd, but shouted loudly.

"Can't it be unreasonable just because you line up behind me?" At this time, the cowherd was even more surprised.

"God poked (Chongqing dialect, that is to say, people are a little confused), take it away!" The guy who came in behind pointed at the cowherd with a square thing.

"How do you know I'm a fairy?" The cowherd was even more surprised. He was surprised that he was recognized as soon as he came down. The world is really terrible.

In this way, the cowherd was brought in confusedly.

A guy patted the table and asked the cowherd, "What's your name?"

At this time, the cowherd had already forgotten the heavenly official's instructions to him. He answered honestly, "The Cowherd!"

"I didn't ask you about your career!" At first, the guy who asked the cowherd questions was even more stared.

"Oh, it's still the service industry!" The other even sprayed out the smoke in his mouth and coughed.

"The cowherd is the cowherd!" The cowherd still replied.

"Forget it. They don't have real names." The guy choked by the smoke made a comeround.

JC: "Age?"

Cowherd: "I don't remember the old. Anyway, it's been a while."

JC: "Home address?"

The Cowherd: "by the Tianhe River."

JC: "by the Tianhe River?"

The smoking guy explained at this time, "You are transferred from other places, you definitely don't know. Only the old Beiqiu City knows this place. I'll come, I'll come."

Although the smoking guy said so, the guy who asked did not let him come, but continued to ask.

JC: "Family members?"

Cowherd: "I, my wife, two children, and a cow, but they are dead. I peeled off the skin and arrived at the Tianhe River."

JC: "Oh, farming to Africa!"

Cowherd: "What is farming to Africa?"

JC: "That is to say, you used to farm, but now you don't farm?"

Cowherd: "There is no land by the Tianhe River, do you still have a seed?"

Smoke JC: "I told you, it's normal to do this industry!"

JC: "Where's your wife?"

Cowherd: "We are not together. She is at the end of Tianhe. I came down to look for her. We can only see each other once a year.

Smoke JC: "If the husband and wife live separately, they are prone to problems. However, it's a little strange and old here, and the Tianhe River is not so big. Do you only see each other once a year?

Cowherd: "Isn't there an old man who separated us?"

JC: "This decision is a gang, and even the old husls have come out. Which one do you think the old hu is?

Cowherd: "The Queen Mother!"

JC: "Do we have an old man named Queen Mother here?"

Fung JC: "I seem to have an impression. She didn't call her Queen Mother, but Wang Mu. Later, everyone called her Queen Mother. Yes, yes, that's her."

JC: "Wang Mu, I also seem to know that she opened a mahjong hall?"

Smoke JC: "Hello, she can do it behind her back. This is a big case, and a gang will definitely be dug out along the way.

JC: "Let's fine first, 5,000!"

At first, the cowman didn't know what the fine was. When he heard about the money, he thought of the things that the heavenly officials gave him when he came down. I took it out of my pocket, but it was only a few hundred yuan, which was far from enough.

In this way, the cowherd was detained confusedly. Niu Lang didn't believe anything. He just went to get a hairdress and was locked up here. He only has to go to see the Weaver Girl today, and after today, he will have to wait until the next year. This kind of treatment is worse for him than killing him.

When it was almost dawn, JC was confused. The cowherd broke away from the handcuffs and ran out by himself. Anyway, the cowherd is also a fairy. We still have to add this kind of effort to others.

After the cowherd escaped from it, he found that in the vast sea of people, he did not have any news about the weaver girl. The weaver girl may also be looking for herself. The cowherd comforted himself secretly.

But when night falls, the cowherd has no news of the weaver girl. He couldn't help but feel anxious here. He didn't expect that he might as well be on the Tianhe River this time. Although there is wind, there is at least one day of pleasure. The current situation is that he can't find the Weaver Girl at all.

As time approached midnight, the cowherd knew that he could not wait any longer. Because if you wait any longer, as long as you pass twelve o'clock, you don't even have the only chance.

Finally, the cowherd decided to find a woman to commemorate his strong love for the Weaver Girl. Huangtian lived up to the thief, and there was really a woman who was moved by the story of the cowherd. Of course, it is the result of countless failures.

The cowherd told the story of himself and the weaver girl to the woman, and the woman cried. The last woman was excited and felt that the cowherd was the Mr.Right he was looking for in his life.

"Shall we do it for seven days?" That woman's eyes contain tears, which means dedication.

"seven days? No way! I only have today." The cowherd is not familiar with the understanding of seven days.

However, Niu Lang looked at the woman's face and knew that he had just said something wrong. He hurried to correct it: "I mean, seven days is too long. We should seize this time. You have to believe that I will think that we should cherish our time together in the next second, won't it?

With such rhetoric, the cowherd finally stabilized the woman. However, when the two came for seven days, the cowherd found a tragic thing. It costs money to open a room, and his money was treated as a fine and left in the JC Bureau. Not to mention that, he doesn't even have an ID card.

"You...you...what do you mean? I didn't even bring my ID card today. You don't love me at all." The woman raised her hand and slapped her, crying and ran away.

The cowherd covered half of his hot face and looked at the woman's back. He couldn't understand it at all. At this time, a guy at the front desk gave a thumbs up and praised the cowherd, "I have seen all kinds of reasons for breaking up, and I really admire your reasons for breaking up!"

"What?" The cowherd didn't know what the guy was talking about.

"Nothing, nothing. I just think the way you broke up makes me look up. That guy is still appreciated by everyone.

But the cowherd knows that this is not a good way to kill time. He has to find a weaver girl.

Not long after the cowherd left seven days, he saw the woman who appeared in his dream countless times - the Weaver Girl. Similarly, the weaver girl also found the cowherd.

The two looked at each other affectionately, and neither of them said anything. Finally, the cowherd broke the silence first: "Weaver girl, you finally appeared."

"Niuro, I didn't expect it. Your love for me is so deep. The weaver girl's words began to choke.

"Yes, I just found out." The cowherd deliberately said the word Cai very vaguely. Although the cowherd spoke vaguely, he is not ambiguous at all now. The cowherd grabbed the weaver's hand and began to run for seven days.

"Niulang, what's wrong with you?" Following the pace of the cowherd, the weaver girl became puzzled.

"Let's not waste time and start our love quickly?" Now the cowherd's heart is full of boiling eggs.

The front desk watched the cowherd pull the weaver girl over. He admired the cowherd very much. However, although he admires the cowherd, he can't help him. Because the cowherd and the weaver girl don't have ID cards.

The cowherd came out dejectedly from seven days and couldn't help sighing. He is anxious now, because it is almost midnight. As long as it is midnight, he must rush back to the Tianhe River like that Cinderella, waiting for the arrival of the next year.

"Cattleman, do you think I'm beautiful today?" The weaver girl brought a trace of shyness.

The cowherd looked at the weaver girl. Just deal with it casually: "Beautiful!" In fact, the cowherd thinks that the most beautiful time for the weaver girl is when it is **. Unfortunately, that was many years ago. For a long time, he has forgotten how beautiful the Weaver Girl is. Thinking of this, the cowherd feels like a knife. Such an opportunity to observe the beauty of the Weaver Girl will be wasted in vain.

Time is lost every second. Every second, the cowman's heart beats.

Finally, the cowherd suggested to the weaver girl, "Why don't we catch two magpiees?" I'm already familiar with that position."

The weaver girl will definitely not do this suggestion of the cowherd. Because in the middle of the night, where to find the magpie?

In the end, the Weaver Girl and the Cowherd arrived at 1149 smoothly. Then in the middle of the night, Niu Lang returned to the Tianhe River contentedly and continued to look forward to the next year today!