Chapter 307 I don't remember the name of the section or anything
Yang Dacai is really talented. I can't count how many tables there are. - Zhang Deshuai's nursery rhyme
Friday, September 16, 2011 Sunny
This time, it's not the secretary who doesn't care, but the sloppy. The arrival of sloppy people makes me feel more comfortable. Because no matter that guy, he likes to get some benefits from everything. He belongs to the owner of wild geese pulling hair and sticking water. And the relationship between the sloppy and us is there, and we also have an alumni relationship. Although I am on correspondence, correspondence is also not.
After listening to our introduction of the big tongue, the sloppy man hesitated a little. He looked at his big tongue first, and then looked at me. His eyes were very complicated. Finally, the sloppy guy even pulled me aside and asked me in a low voice, "Do you really want to help or mean?"
I can't help but be stunned by the sloppy words. I didn't expect that a guy who once took it as his responsibility to save the world became a district chief secretary for such a short time to become a reality.
"What are you talking about?" I couldn't help raising my voice when I heard the sloppy words.
When my voice was high, the sloppy stopped me in a hurry. After my voice went down, he still asked me the question I just asked: is it a real help or a verbal promise?
"I don't want to help. What do I ask you to come over?" I feel a little disgusted with the reality of sloppy ghosts.
"Handsome, I'll tell you directly. That's why I told you because our friendship is here. Is this a little tricky?" The sloppy man saw my reaction so much that he had to tell me the truth.
"What?" In fact, I don't know that this is not so easy to do. Otherwise, I would have agreed to the request of the big tongue at the beginning.
"You must also know that Joe has died now, or has he died for more than 80 years?"
"84, I know this."
"That's it. More than 80 years have been reincarnated. Such files are the most original files, which need the approval above to be checked. The above approval can't be made casually. The sloppy ghost explained to me, "Even if he is not reincarnated and becomes a lonely ghost who misses the world, if he doesn't even have a temporary residence permit like us before and is a black household, there is no way to find out."
The explanation of the sloppy is the truth, which is also what I thought of before. But the current situation is that I promised to have a big tongue. It's one thing whether you check it or not, but it's another thing whether you check it or not.
"Is there any other way?" I asked for the advice of the sloppy.
"There are also. We went out for a casual walk, and I came back to tell the big tongue that Qiao Sheng was out of his mind. The sloppy man showed that he was not willing to help.
"Personal crawling, do you curse people like this?" I took a bite at the sloppy.
"What are you muttering over there?" It turned out that Jiang Yingyu was a little unhappy when she saw me and the two sloppy guys getting together to discuss in a low voice and ignored her assistant.
"No, I'm asking if there is a meeting under the sloppy?" I prevaricate casually.
Since Jiang Yingyu was very suspicious of the reason for prevaricateting me just now, they didn't say anything.
I took the opportunity to pull the sloppy over and made up my mind to ask him, "How much is it this time?"
"Handsome, you said that money is insulting me, do you know?" The sloppy face immediately became serious. At the end, he said angrily, "Handsome, do you look down on me so much?"
Originally, I was waiting for the sloppy to say that he was in charge of the big tongue today, but the sloppy was stuck in this most critical place. He smiled at me and knew that I had just used the method.
Looking at the reaction of the sloppy ghost, I secretly scolded in my heart. Officialdom trains people. Even if you don't know it, when you get to the officialdom, you will become exquisite on all sides. The previous sloppy will certainly not stop at the critical place like just now.
"Can you help me?" I asked the sloppy for the last time.
"Handsome, I definitely want to help you, but I dare not guarantee whether I can help you." The sloppy is still the same excuse as before.
Since the sloppy guy has said he can help, I'm relieved. As for whether things will be done or not, it only depends on God.
Finally, I asked the sloppy, "How much money did you bring?"
The sloppy ghost looked at me with a little resentment. He also knew that this help was a loss-making business. On our side, we worked hard but didn't make money. Finally, the sloppy man sighed and said to me, "Yes, but not much!"
"All's it!" The somewhat awkward attitude of the sloppy made me unhappy, so I interrupted the sloppy.
Next, I, the sloppy ghost or Jiang Yingyu, who actually didn't have much to do, rushed to the household registration department of the underworld. On the way, I didn't forget to remind the sloppy to buy more bottles of good wine. Because Li Bai from the household registration department is good.
However, what's a little strange this time is that the guy who opened the door is no longer a ghost, but a new one. It's normal to think about it. It's really a little too much for you to ask a ministerial-level cadre to see the door. What's more, this guy is still like Xianglin's sister-in-law and complain to anyone who catchs you. Who can stand it?
The bad thing is that we were stopped at the door. The advantage of ghosts is that they are ministerial-level cadres, and senior officials will look very close to the people. So for those of us who come in to do business, as long as you can stand his complaints, it will definitely be fine. But the guy in front of him is different. I don't know if he has just started to show his prestige. Anyway, he looks like he is doing business.
No matter what you say, he replied resolutely: If there is no official document, if there is no official document, it is the way back.
That guy's attitude made me angry. It's good to talk, the king of hell is easy to see, and the kid is difficult to deal with. No matter where it is, it is like this.
In this way, we were stopped by a man looking at the gate.
And that guy smiled at us through the fence door. His performance shows that it is to tell us. That's it. Let's see what we do.
It's definitely impossible to go back like this. It's all here. There's no reason to return. But it is difficult to take a step forward.
While we were in a stalemate with that guy, another one came to the underworld to do business. The guy put the man in directly and didn't even read any official documents.
Seeing this, the sloppy guy also got angry: "Why did he get in? We can't get in?"
"He, I don't worry." The guy laughed at us behind the gate.
"You mean you don't trust us?" The sloppy immediately caught the meaning of the guy's words.
"That's what you said, and I didn't say it." The guy still said proudly.
Although the sloppy guy was so angry that his lungs were blown up by his words, there was nothing he could do. This is the underworld, the highest center of power, just like the meeting place with the nine chairs above us. Although it is calm on the surface, if the sloppy ghost really spreads wild, someone will appear in front of us soon. Then, there is the small dark room.
At this time, I had an idea. He smiled at the guy and said, "Let me show you something good?"
When that guy heard me say that, he couldn't help but wonder what my good thing was. However, the greed in his eyes told me that it must be something good.
Xiaoji!
I took advantage of this opportunity to let Xiaoji out. As soon as Xiaoji came out, he squatted in front of that guy.
Now Xiaoji is like a calf, looking at that guy face to face. The guy was surprised by the sudden appearance of Xiaoji, but he was even more surprised by the smell of Xiaoji.
The breath of the dragon!
We are just ghosts now. This guy has nothing to worry about. But Xiaoji is different, but Xiaoji is a dragon clan. In the eyes of the underworld, the dragon clan is much higher than us.
"Xiao Ji!" I saw the guy take a few steps back and push the fence door open and break in.
And the guy just stared at us breaking in and didn't say anything. His attention was all on Xiaoji. After we went in, he said to me, "I didn't mean to offend you guys just now!"
I ignored him, but took Xiaoji back and ran to the household registration department.
In the household registration section, it is tricky. Because Li Bai was completely drunk this time, no matter what he said, he didn't know. The real person at work is Cui Hu, the guy who wrote "I don't know where to go, and the peach blossoms are still smiling in the spring breeze."
More importantly, Cui Hu is different from Li Bai. When he listened to our intention, he first said, "We have rules for this matter."
The rule in Cui Hu's mouth is that no matter what you say, I just won't help. Cui Hu's oil and salt did not enter, which made us at a loss.
This time, it's different from the gate. No matter what you say about the gate, it's just a gatekeeper. However, Cui Hu is a civil servant in the underworld. If he doesn't do it, we really can't do anything about it.
The sloppy ghost quietly pulled Cui Hu aside and thought about impressing Cui Hu with something that could be pushed by ghosts, but failed.
"What should I do?" Jiang Yingyu looked at me and asked helplessly.
Looking at Li Bai, who was lying on the table drunk, I had an idea. A bottle of wine in the hands of the sloppy man was taken over. Then opened the wine plug, and the fragrance of the wine filled the whole room.
Fortunately, I brought wine, and I secretly shouted luck in my heart.
As soon as the smell of the wine spread, I heard a sound of ** in my nose. Li Bai, who was still lying on the table just now, stood up. Without opening his eyes, his nose came over.
Li Bai's reaction has long been my expectation. For an alcoholic, there is only one way to relieve alcohol, and only alcohol can be used to relieve alcohol...