Chapter 313 Uncle Donkey is an uncle, not a donkey

(Sogou officially declared war, and I laughed when I saw this news. By the way, how lonely you are, Sogou. Zhou Hongyi should also learn from Liu Qiangdong's domineering words: I only talk to the strong.)

Saturday, September 17, 2011

If I don't care about adding the underworld, I feel guilty about Uncle Lv. Once he adds the underworld, I won't be happy. By the way, when did the underworld cultivate me? When I wanted to enjoy the benefits, you disappeared. When I have the ability, you jump out and let me contribute. Who is willing to pay unilaterally?

All love is in return. This kind of reward is tangible or invisible, but it is a reward for the giver. Even the most selfless maternal love still hopes to get the pleasure of life growth from this love.

Uncle Lv also saw the displeaguity on my face, and he pretended to cough. Regardless of Uncle Lv's cough, he had to stop talking.

"Xiao Sa, don't you still have official business to do?" Uncle Lv said with a smile.

At this time, a fool could hear that Uncle Lv was evictioning. He was not a fool, so he was also busy saying that he had something else to do, and even said goodbye.

As soon as she left, Xiaoxue asked Uncle Lv, "Don't you have a place to live?" Xiaoxue doesn't have much feelings about the official position, let alone an official in the underworld?

"Can you see me?" Uncle Lv was surprised that Xiaoxue spoke directly to him like this.

"What's wrong?" Xiao Xue was surprised that Uncle Lv was surprised that she could see him.

"Nothing." Uncle Donkey just said lightly.

Then, Uncle Lv looked straight at me.

I know that Uncle Donkey looked at me like this to ask me about Zhou Zhenglong. Regarding Zhou Zhenglong, who can be a disciple of Mr. Chen, the news I know now is that he no longer lives in a house provided by the state. Next, it will fade out of our sight.

In fact, even if Uncle Lv finds Zhou Zhenglong, the two can still say that they are ugly in the New Year painting. I am now full of sweat. Sweat is not only because of Zhou Zhenglong's New Year paintings, not only because Uncle Lv asked me to find Zhou Zhenglong's New Year paintings, but also because of the big tongue, in fact, not because of the big tongue, but because of Liu Mingcheng, in fact, not because of Liu Mingcheng, but also because Liu Mingcheng's previous life was not Han Qiaosheng. Are you dizzy when you see these things? Then you know how I felt when the thousands of thoughts in my head were mixed together.

Uncle Lv saw that my face was not very right, so he asked kindly, "Handsome, are you a little inconvenient?"

"Nothing. There are many places, but the standard is definitely not high. I replied.

"Nothing, nothing. As you know, when I was working on security in the underworld, the conditions were almost the same as here. Uncle Donkey is quite reasonable.

"Ministry, let's not talk about security work, okay?" I'm not polite to Uncle Lv now. If I'm a minister, I can only say that I used to be a minister. Now, why don't you come to me to squeeze a single room? What does this mean? It means that no matter what kind of official you are, as long as you are not under his control, you can scold him casually. For example, I dared to scold Hillary after I scolded Obama. As long as you are not an American, you can also scold.

Uncle Donkey could only smile at me awkwardly. He also knew that what I just said was warning him. Warn him not to tell those stories anymore. I know something about his work.

"Don't call me Uncle Donkey." Uncle Lv also said to me in a friendly tone. Now he is no longer Xianglin's sister-in-law Lv uncle who looks at the fence gate.

"Uncle Donkey, why did you come out?" My head twitched and began to ask another question that I shouldn't have asked.

"Isn't there nothing to do down there?"

"Didn't you just say that you did the security work of the underworld? Why is there nothing to do? Is it really corrupt?" Xiaoxue asked,

"Don't talk nonsense, Uncle Lv is a very clean person." Uncle Donkey has already been like this, and I have to maintain some face for Uncle Donkey.

Uncle Lv looked at me gratefully. For some things, we can't help, but at least we can make sure we don't fall into the bottom. He continued, "Isn't this just a leisure period? I just want to find Zhou Zhenglong you mentioned before."

"Zhou Zhenglong? This is not urgent." I said quickly, "Uncle Lv, I'll take you to Yongchuan Wildlife Park to see the tiger tomorrow."

"Why did you go to see the tiger?" Xiaoxue asked again.

They immediately explained the big tongue for Xiao Xue. The ghost is a good assistant under the Lord of Hell (they don't know, it should be the former Lord of Hell). He was eaten by tigers before he died, so he seduced people to be eaten by tigers after death.

"So that's it." Xiaoxue suddenly realized and said, "That's really not easy to do now. Now the tigers have been fed, and they can't eat human flesh at all.

"Uncle Donkey, you were born at the wrong time. If you were born after the chaos of Sichuan, it would be comfortable. At that time, tigers were running around the house. It is said that as soon as the county officials heard that Sichuan took office, they would rather die. I'm afraid that my county official will not be treated as a county official, but will be eaten by the tiger. I followed Xiaoxue's words.

"Uncle Donkey, how were you eaten by the tiger before?" Xiaoxue asked a question that should not be asked.

I hurriedly winked at Xiaoxue. However, at the same time, I was also curious. After all, when I heard a minister tell you about his past, there were still some more private things. People are curious, not to mention me, a gossipy guy.

What I didn't expect was that Uncle Lv answered instead, "Actually, I was a donkey before."

"Don't say you are from Guizhou?" Xiaoxue grabbed another sentence

"Why?" This time it's my turn to wonder.

"Have you ever heard of Guizhou's donkeys like horses?"

I shook my head and continued, "I only know that the donkey is exhausted."

"I'm that donkey." Uncle Donkey took over the conversation.

Uncle Donkey is really an honest man. He can say such a self-introduction, which makes me unspeakable. After thinking about it, I said to Uncle Lv, "Actually, it's okay. If it were now, you would live in the fire."

"Why does the donkey live in the fire?" Uncle Donkey is a little confused.

I'm worried about Uncle Lv's understanding ability. He must have never been to Baoding and eaten donkey meat, otherwise he would know why the donkey lived in the fire.

"Nothing, nothing." I smiled at Uncle Donkey and then said, "So you became a ghost later?"

"No! After I was eaten by the tiger, I was reincarnated. I don't know what happened. I still remember my previous life and knew that my previous life was eaten by a tiger, so I was angry and went to find the tiger. At that time, I thought that I used to be a donkey. You wanted to eat me, but now I'm a human. You can still eat me. I didn't expect it." Speaking of this, Uncle Lv took a breath.

After listening to Uncle Donkey's words, I was very happy. Uncle Donkey is really an honest man. Otherwise, it won't go into the tiger's mouth. But on the surface, I can't say that Uncle Lv is stupid, so I have to praise Uncle Lv: "Leader is a leader. He is really dedicated."

Leader's dedication is ubiquitous. For example, there was Zhou Jiugeng in the past and a cousin in the back. Zhou Jiugeng's dedication is to tell everyone not to put smoke on the table. Cousin's dedication lies in warning everyone to cover his watch.

You haven't seen it. Zhou Jiugeng has disappeared, and the smoke on the table has disappeared. So you can boldly predict that with your cousin, the watch will keep a low profile.

When you figure out this situation, how dare you say that officials are not dedicated?