Chapter 323 Uncle Donkey

Many things are not what you think. For example, after watching a very pleasant love action film, his body has no reaction, not because he has Liu Xiahui's mind, but maybe he is (harmonious) impotence. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotations

Sun, September 18, 2011

In the following process, I experienced the feeling of hanging the gap. That feeling is really wonderful, not to mention two beautiful women around. And Xiaoxue was even more happy to see my embrage. Her eyes looked at me from time to time. Staying in a part of my body, I moved away with a bad smile.

Xiao Xue's reaction made me even more embarrassed. If there is a magic lamp in front of me now, I will definitely rub the magic lamp to make it want to die, and then tell the elves living in the magic lamp. Send me a pair of underwear immediately, whether it's pure cotton or not, as long as it's a pair of underwear.

But there is no magic lamp in our world that can show my superb skills, so I don't have underwear to wear. I only bent down and moved forward carefully and slowly, but even so, it made my body trembling from time to time. This feeling is indescribably uncomfortable.

When we came up from the river and came to the road. Those walking on the road saw me like this. A kind aunt came up and looked at me with concern.

I was even more ashamed under the gaze of these aunts. Some aunts, who had a strong hormone secretion and caused maternal brilliance, came over and asked with concern, "Little brother, what's wrong with you?"

I wanted to straighten my waist, but due to the unyieldingness of a certain part of my body, I didn't even have a chance to straighten my waist. I had to bend my waist lower and replied in a panic, "I have a fever!"

"Fever?" The aunt looked at me and said, "It's really a little bit. You can see that your face is red like this."

"niang, it's okay. Does he really have a fever? Xiaoxue said with a smile.

The smile on Xiaoxue's face made me immediately understand the meaning of her words. More importantly, Xiaoxue read the last burning word a little vaguely, making it coquettish, which made me feel embarrassed. If I hadn't been unable to straighten up now, I would have been anxious with Xiaoxue.

So, underwear is always a man's best partner. Men can have no tops or watches, but you can't have underwear.

When the aunt heard Xiaoxue's words, she began to nag: "You young people. Don't look at it. Your friends are all burned like this, and they can't find a way to subside his fever. They are still laughing here.

I was almost grateful for the aunt's words. What a bosom friend. I know I'm burning now. In fact, I don't need medicine for this fever. I just need to use Suiren's "drilling wood to make fire" to calm down the fever.

"niang, he will be fine in a moment. You are young and in good health. Xiaoxue laughed so much that she couldn't close her mouth.

"Let's go!" I begged in a low voice. I'm making my voice lazy now, and it's really like a patient. After saying this, I also leaned my head against Xiaoxue's chest.

Soon, my head felt soft. This kind of softness is not the kind of boneless but elastic softness. But when Xiaoxue saw that I wanted to take advantage of her, she reached out and pushed my head away.

"You don't care about people. You know that I have a fever and don't care about me." I said to Xiaoxue with angry eyes and the coy voice of the man in Bay.

"Go." Xiaoxue said fiercely to me.

"Sister, this is wrong with you. Anyway, the little brother-in-law is also a sick person. The aunt couldn't stand it anymore and began to blame Xiao Xue.

When I heard the aunt's accusation, the gratitude in my heart arose spontaneously. To my aunt, I have an impulse to call my mother. This guy knows too much about men's pain.

"Girl, in fact, he..." Although Xiaoxue is fierce to me, she still needs to maintain some image in front of outsiders.

"What's wrong with him? Anyway, he is your boyfriend. Even if there is a conflict, shouldn't it be like this? I know that you young people are open-minded now. The aunt went on again.

However, I heard something else. I just can't straighten my waist without underwear. How can this be related to open-mindedness? This is really that men can't understand the thoughts of women in the world, and even philosophers can't understand the thoughts of aunts.

"Let's go! I'm going to throw up!" When I see that it continues to be entangled like this, it will really be endless. The beautiful image in my mind at the beginning, but now it is a mess.

I felt relaxed when I sat in the back seat of the car. I could only bend down and walk just now. It's really hard for me.

With the alternating light and dark street lamp, I untied the oilcloth outside the package. It is also carefully wrapped in a layer of plastic. That's why the package was not soaked when I came up from the middle of the Yangtze River.

I took the contents out of the package. After reading it casually, the most important thing here is the text and materials, and most of it is the content of the interview. It should be some of the parties interviewed by their uncle in the investigation of the "zombie case", or an open or unannounced visit. There are also some photos. I took them and looked at them. This should be some parties, and some of them can be seen at a glance...

After reading it casually, I put the material on my seat and closed my eyes. I'm still thinking about my uncle.

I think about why my uncle painstakingly put such a game. Normally, he can give these things directly, not in this way.

As I closed my eyes and thought about it, Jiang Yingyu came over and asked me, "Handsome, have you found anything?"

"Look at it yourself!" I replied casually.

Then, I heard the paper turning. This sound shocked me. I quickly snatched these materials from Jiang Yingyu's hands.

This move surprised Jiang Yingyu and Xiao Xue. Jiang Yingyu stared at me with puzzled eyes. She didn't know why I had a 180-degree change in an instant.

"Can't you watch it?" I said loudly.

"Handsome, what's wrong with this?" Jiang Yingyu asked me.

"You just can't watch it!" I held this material firmly in my arms and said firmly.

"Handsome, don't be angry. Didn't we just play with you?" Xiao Xue, who was driving, said to me without looking back.

"What's angry about?"

"Isn't that the ones just now? Besides, it's not the one we want to see you. A dirty ball!" Xiaoxue made a disdainful move in front of him.

"What's dirty? Where is it dirty?" I shouted angrily. I didn't expect that Xiaoxue would twist this at a cost. What's there to say? Isn't it just a man's toy when he is bored?

Xiao Xue shouted at me, but did not speak again, but drove intently.

I held this material in my arms, but I didn't let it go. Jiang Yingyu saw me like this and asked carefully, "Handsome, don't be angry? Didn't we really mean it just now?

"What's wrong with you on purpose? Isn't he waiting for us to see it?" Xiao Xue, who was driving attentively, added it again.

"I want you to see it!" I sneered, "Is the turtle son just wanting to see you?"

"All's done. Let's not talk about this. We all knew the situation at that time. It's just that the underwear was washed away by the Yangtze River. But, handsome, you should tell us. It's convenient for us to say that you don't wear underwear. Jiang Yingyu became a peacemaker.

"Didn't I tell you to throw your clothes over?" I replied angrily.

"You said it at that time, but who knows that you are because of this?"

"What else can it be because of that?"

"I really can't tell you clearly!" Jiang Yingyu was also a little angry, so he put down a word and sat back in his seat angrily.

Jiang Yingyu's inexplicable anger made me puzzled. Women are really a group of terrible things. She will be inexplicably angry on various occasions. She was talking and laughing with you just now, and the next second it will become cloudy.

Jiang Yingyu's anger made me at a loss. Now I feel that Jiang Yingyu's anger is caused by me. So I began to persuade Jiang Yingyu: "Actually, I'm not angry with you!"

"I said, you are eager to let us see it!" Xiaoxue sneered in front of him.

I don't care about Xiaoxue's sarcasm at all. Men should learn to rake their ears and drive out things that should not be heard when dealing with women.

I paused before saying what I thought in my heart: "Actually, I don't want you to get involved."

"Why is that?" Jiang Yingyu asked me, "Do you think we are in the way?"

"No. As you know, this matter is very risky. That's why I don't want you to be in any danger. If you are in danger, I blame myself."

"It's okay. We thought of this from the beginning." Jiang Yingyu said firmly to me.