Chapter 331 The Struggle with Xiaoxue

I saw a black article about a pig being shot yesterday. The farmer said to the mule: I need to make three things clear: 1. You are a mule, not a horse, but a ** horse; 2. Your task is to grind crazily; 3. You can only do rough work, because your stupid IQ is a lot. Do you understand? The mule walked out of the mill, and the pony came to ask him: What did the master just say? I vaguely heard... Fuck the horse... Crazy grinding... Mudzhi... Xiang...

Monday, September 19, 2011

At Xiaoxue's repeated request, I had to vacate my room and let her live in. I have to say that women are often synonymous with trouble.

However, the women who make you feel troublesome are all people who have something to do with you. For example, Mr. Cang, I never think she is too troublesome.

When I moved everything that Xiaoxue had moved into the room that used to be mine but was now successfully occupied by her, Xiaoxue praised me: "Handsome, I didn't expect you to be so good now?"

"Don't say those useless things? When will you pay? I don't appreciate Xiaoxue. Because when a woman suddenly appreciates you, you can take care of your body or take care of your wallet.

"I came in a hurry this time and didn't bring any money!" Xiaoxue looked at me and said with a smile.

I looked at Xiaoxue leaning against the door and sat honestly and rudely on the soft**. The mattress is soft, and the foot of the bed is still built with my head turned. I don't understand how Xiaoxue could like such a difficult environment and live here with a straight face. If it hadn't been for my understanding of my appearance, I would have felt that Xiaoxue had taken a fancy to me.

"There is no way to have money." I smiled and said to Xiao Xue.

"What's the solution?"

"I'll make a promise." I laughed and said, "You know, we are so familiar with each other. There is nothing to be embarrassed about."

"Zhang Deshuai..." Hearing this kind of joke again, Xiaoxue's face didn't look good, and she raised her voice a few degrees.

"Since you have moved in, I'm not Lei Feng and Bethune, so I can't be without money." I explained, "But you don't have money now. And what else can you repay now besides your own body?

"You are shameless!"

"I'm shameless?" I sneered, "If I'm really shameless, how old are the children?"

"That's not because you can't beat me every time." Xiaoxue began to talk about my shortcomings again.

As soon as Xiaoxue raised this, I felt very unhappy. Every time I drink with Xiaoxue, I have thought about it before. If I want to drink Xiaoxue over, I can also serve her once. I even bought the sobering medicine, but it's a pity that I come back every time. Think about yourself, you are really unlucky.

"Isn't it too late now?" I showed a guilty smile again, "Now it's just the two of us. This bed is also very good. Don't worry about knee injury."

"Knee injury?" Xiaoxue couldn't help but be stunned.

I didn't carefully explain to Xiao Xue the cause and effect between the knee injury and the child's soy sauce. Instead, he looked at Xiao Xue with a very ambiguous look.

"Ok, okay!" Finally, Xiaoxue became impatient, took out her wallet and pulled out a few pictures of Grandpa Mao, which was loved by the people of the whole country, "Here you are!"

"If you say so, it will be over." I ran over and took the money from Xiaoxue's hand. I also looked at the authenticity of the money uneasily.

"Don't worry, there is nothing fake!" Xiaoxue was even more annoyed when she saw me like this.

"Who can be accurate? These days, even love is fake, let alone money?

Xiao Xue didn't say anything. She knew what I just said. That is to mean, when I was with Xiaoxue, I thought I was playing with her, but I was fooled by her.

When I finished checking the money, I said to Xiaoxue, "Yes, let's sign the contract?"

"What?"

"I'm afraid you won't give me money at that time!"

"You..."

"It has nothing to do with us now. I'm the landlord and you're the tenant, which is normal.

Xiao Xue is speechless. In her heart, I must have become extremely urban.

Actually, the last thing I want now is that Xiaoxue lives here. Because this place is a little dangerous. I don't know when and how this danger will come. Now I feel that there is an explosive bucket under my buttocks. At any time, someone pressed a burning fuse on the dynamite barrel.

After Xiaoxue signed the contract with me, I didn't forget to tell Xiaoxue: "Can't you owe the rent?"

"I know."

"I'm afraid you are in arrears. You haven't even found a job now. I'm still a little worried about not having a formal job.

"Then you don't worry about Mr. Cao?"

Is it good for old Cao to start his own business? If you have the ability, you can start a business. I will never stop you. No, go and set up a stall." I gave Xiaoxue some advice.

After saying that, I threw the bulging snow below. I went back to my new room upstairs and began to tidy up.

This room was lived by Jiang Yingyu before. The room is full of pink, which looks very ambiguous. It makes me a little unnatural.

At this time, I heard Xiaoxue shouting below, "Zhang Deshuai!" In the voice, it is very harsh.

"What's wrong?" I answered as I tidyed up the room.

"You come down!" Xiaoxue's voice is full of unquestionable elements.

Women are really troublesome. I have firmly established my previous thoughts in my heart.

After I came down, I saw Xiaoxue pointing to the trash can under the table.

"I forgot!" I looked at the trash can and walked straight over. I think Xiaoxue wanted me to take the trash can with me.

After I picked up the trash can, Xiaoxue said to me, "It's not this!"

"What is that?"

"Look at what's inside?" Xiaoxue doesn't want to look directly at the things in the trash can.

I looked down and saw that there was nothing strange in the trash can. A black garbage bag was cleverly spread in the trash can. There is more toilet paper in it, which is almost all a ball.

"Nothing?"

"What are those?" Xiaoxue pointed to the toilet paper, but twisted her head.

"Toilet paper." I replied in a franthe.

"I know."

"Oh!" Now that I understand, I changed my words, "This is the story of hundreds of millions of orphans looking for their mothers after the war. It's tragic. Do you want to hear it?

"Do you have frequent wars?"

"Cut!" I took the trash can in my hand and walked out. "Only by chasing the poor bandits can I show my true nature."

"Yeah! Why do these powerful words of Chairman Mao (Harmonious) come out of your mouth so obscene?

What do you know? My name is Pea Shooter.

"Personal crawl! The more I talk, the more energetic I get." Xiaoxue heard that I got Plants vs. Zombies out. She couldn't guess what else I could say to me next and was going to kick me out.

I was about to come out when Xiaoxue stopped me again: "Leave the trash can!"

I obediently put down the trash can and was ready to go upstairs to clean up my room.

"Your descendants!" Xiaoxue shouted behind her.

"It's your descendants!" I turned around and said.

"Your mother is numb!" Xiaoxue is a little angry this time.

Women are really troublesome. Not only troublesome, but also has no sense of humor. I added another one in my heart. But no matter how much you add it, the garbage bag still needs to be brought out.

When I came out of the door, I said retaliatoryly to Xiao Xue, "Xiao Xue, you brushed the toilet."

"Why me? Didn't you say it's rotated?"

"It starts from you." I said without looking back.

This toilet belonged to me before. Once, I wanted to get close to Miao Ruyun by brushing the toilet. But Miao Ruyun left me. However, brushing the toilet is not without gain. At least you can know when a woman should lose her temper for no reason. You have to be honest these days. Otherwise, you don't even know how you died.

But later I found that the curve of brushing the toilet to save the country could not achieve my purpose, so I lost interest in brushing the toilet, which is very meaningful and sexy. This toilet is slowly being abandoned by us.

So far, I don't know how long this toilet has not been brushed. So, when Xiaoxue couldn't understand my humor, I retaliated against her and asked her to play the toilet.

Not long after I went upstairs, I heard Xiaoxue scolding at me: "Zhang Deshuai, get out of here!"

Xiao Xue's scolding made me very happy. But his face still had to be rigid, so he came out. Xiaoxue is in the toilet and scolds me.

But as soon as I came out, she ran back. Then, a huge dry vomiting sound came from the toilet.

When the dry nausea disappeared, Xiaoxue ran out and continued to scold me. After scolding for a while, she ran back and vomited for a while. Maybe he scolded himself disgusting.

I was at the door, looking at Xiaoxue with a straight face. The pleasure of revenge in my heart is like countless horses running, and I can't help it.

When Xiaoxue easily stopped vomiting, I also came down from above.

"Zhang Deshuai, you are really good!" Xiao Xue pulled off the rubber gloves and fell over. He walked to the room angrily.

When I came to the toilet, I felt sick. I usually feel nauseous when I go there. Now I brush half, half of the sea and half flame, which makes me feel like I feel carsick. I buried my head in the sink and began to vomit.

"What's wrong? Pregnancy reaction?" Xiaoxue gloated in his ear.

"Your sister!"

"It's time to recite!" Xiaoxue laughed at me and disappeared again.

Now I regret that I shouldn't let Xiaoxue do this kind of work. In fact, I just don't want Xiaoxue to live here. There is no need to abuse her like this.

At this time, I heard the familiar mobile phone ringing. It was lawyer Mei who called me. He asked me where the specific address of my Zhang's small building is, and he will come over in a moment...