Chapter 344 I am also patriotic

At your scolding level, I will give you four wisdom teeth. - Zhang Deshuai's quotation

Sunny Wednesday, September 28, 2011

The words that Zheyi just now obviously plagiarized Yida's classic advertising words made me furious. I don't have much patience for this kind of repetitive joke. After all, no matter how good the joke is, you can't reuse it three times.

In the outbreak of my feelings, the broken wings ran without a trace like the guy who got the amnesty order. I looked at the bottle of hemorrhoid cream spray printed in my hand, which was full of English but authentic national goods. I couldn't laugh or cry. I used to feel that its spray was full of fragrance, but now I want to vomit like pregnancy.

I threw the bottle opponent into the trash can under the coffee table. This made Jiang Yingyu dissatisfied. She shouted to me urgently, "Handsome, pick it up."

"Why?"

"We still have dinner here tonight? You throw a cure under you. Who can eat? Jiang Yingyu said dissatisfiedly.

"What are you afraid of? You didn't smell it just now. Besides, you threw your bloody angels directly into the trash can in the toilet. What did I say? I raised my voice very high.

"I do. Besides, if I don't throw it there, where will I throw it?" Jiang Yingyu retorted.

"That's it, that's it." Xiaoxue also stood on Jiang Yingyu's side. Then, they pointed at me and scolded me down.

In their count, I broke out and shouted, "You shouldn't use Sophie!"

"Why?"

"Because they are Japanese. If you dare to use Japanese goods, you are selling the country. They are complete traitors and traitors. Do you know that every time you use an aunt towel, you let Japan make one more bullet. And this bullet of hatred is what they used to invade us. Do you know?" I suddenly got up righteous and said majestically. Speaking of the excitement later, I even pointed out that there were 38 bullets attached to each sanitary napkin. These bullets are lined up in a long row.

Xiao Xue and Jiang Yingyu didn't expect that I would suddenly pull this thing to the national righteousness, which was obviously stunned. After a while, Xiaoxue shouted to me, "What do you know? We use our blood to fight against Japan. This is called dyeing them with blood and telling everyone not to forget the national shame.

"Yes, this is called blood-stained demeanor." Jiang Yingyu also echoed enlightenedly.

When they say this, I don't know what to say. After all, people can say the blood-stained demeanor, how can I refute it?

Xiao Xue saw that my momentum was a little sluggish, so she took advantage of the victory and said, "It's you, Zhang Deshuai, should destroy your own eyes. Do you think you have seen Japanese love action movies? What do you think, have you seen it?

"I..." Xiaoxue's accusation made me speech.

When Jiang Yingyu saw that my words were blocked, she fell into the well and said, "Yes, you have you seen it? You don't destroy your own eyes first, but also instigate others to fight against Japan. Don't you feel guilty?"

"This is called the cultural part of the border." I'm not willing to show weakness. Anyway, they began to blame each other, and I also showed my words, "You haven't heard of it. The nation is the world. Isn't the love action film of the island a national industry? Since it is a nation, it is also the world. Since it's world, why can't I watch it?

"You just quibble?" Xiaoxue snorted coldly from her nose.

"I not only want to see it, but I also need to watch it more. You don't know, I see all free resources. And these are charged in the island country, and the fees need to be taxed. I am wasting the tax resources of the island country. Every time I watch one, I ask the island country to collect some less taxes. As long as all the Chinese unite and everyone watches love action movies, the island government will go bankrupt. We are called subduing soldiers without fighting, which is the highest level in the art of war. Do you know? All young people who watch love action movies are patriotic young people. We are not watching romantic action movies. We are patriotic in our way. Do you know? If you don't know, don't talk nonsense. What self-destructing eyes? What kind of mental poison is it? We look at it with patriotism and permeate patriotism into what we can do. Where are we watching a movie? We are silent patriotism. I explained proudly.

After this call, I hit the arrogant arrogance of Xiaoxue and Jiang Yingyu who were aggressive just now. I leaned at them and said disdainfully: Humph, fight these truths with me, and I'll let you have four wisdom teeth.

Jiang Yingyu, who was angry, said to me, "So you still want to masturbate after watching the action movie?" As soon as she said this, she immediately regretted it, and Xiaoxue also stared at her.

"When did I masturbate? Did you see it? Which eye did you see? I grabbed Jiang Yingyu's words and began to "it is appropriate to chase the remnants of the bravery".

"All's it. Don't argue. Look at the trash can in your room. What else is there besides toilet paper? Xiaoxue came up with evidence.

Jiang Yingyu didn't say anything, but lowered her head.

Jiang Yingyu lowered his head and reminded me for a moment. I had really been hit by her, but at that time, it was not "a table, a chair, a paper basket, one person to a pomegranate". Just as I "fall to the ground bit by bit, and my children and grandchildren are surnamed Ni", Jiang Yingyu broke in inappropriately. Thinking of this, I don't say anything.

Someone spoke when neither of us spoke. The speaker this time is the broken wing that just ran away.

I don't know when the folded wings will return quietly. He is now leaning against the door frame and looking at us with a smile. When I didn't talk to Xiaoxue and Jiang Yingyu, he said, "That..."

"If you have something to say, there is..." It was me who was unhappy. When I saw the folded wings return again, I became even more unhappy. The words are not very pleasant, but at the critical moment, I will still change that sentence that is not elegant.

"Actually, I'm coming this time..." The folded wings seemed to stop talking.

"Take your things by yourself." Jiang Yingyu's words are also unpleasant. But she just said, but did not take action, and did not mean to reach out to the trash can of the coffee table.

"I don't want anything."

"Then you are here to beg for food." My words are full of the smell of gunpowder.

"I'm not here to beg for food." The broken wing bit his teeth tightly, and then he made up his mind to say, "Actually, I want to warn you. You'd better move. Although I failed this time, I don't know who will come in the future. I can't guarantee what will happen to you."

The words that the broken wings warned us made me stunned. I didn't expect that the folded wing came back to tell us this. Although I just subdued the folded wing and released it again, it's not that I have a good impression on him, but because I don't know how to deal with him, so I can only let him go. But this is not out of my intention, but it is still beyond my expectation that the folded wings are so well-flowing.

"Moving?" I smiled bitterly, "Then where do you think we can move? The world is so big that there is no place to be at this moment.

"That's all for me. I hope you take care of everything." Folded wings also felt my helplessness. He just said this to me and was ready to leave.

However, as soon as the folded wing turned its body, it turned back.

This move of folding wings surprised us and didn't understand why he did this.

"Do I still want to ask?" The expression of the folded wing is a little strange this time.

"What else is the problem?" Although the kind advice of folded wings to me just now has no real effect, it still makes me feel useful and my tone has slowed down a lot.

"I want to ask, do you know the recent situation of Xiaolou listening to the rain?" The head of the broken wing lowered.

"Don't you know?" Jiang Yingyu was surprised.

I saw the appearance of folded wings, and he asked this, which means that he is still very attentive to listening to the rain in the small building. But Xiaolou may have her own way to consider why Xiaolou didn't contact him.

Thinking of this, I felt in a trance that the current folded wings were a little similar to Uncle Yuji. The saddest thing about the apprentice's betrayal of the master is the master.

After thinking about it, I said to the folded wing, "It's windy outside. Why don't you come in?"

At my invitation, the folded wing once again returned to this small building of the Zhang family that brought him nightmares. He sat on the sofa and was no longer as arrogant as when he first saw me. The face of the broken wings is also lonely.

I cleaned up all the teapots and teacups on the coffee table, and the spray just now must have fallen in. In this case, this tea must be amazing. I had to make another pot of tea for the folded wing.

Folded wings curled up on the sofa, looking down at the heat coming out of the teacup. After a while, he raised his head and asked us, "Do you know Xiaolou heard about her?"

Jiang Yingyu turned his eyes to me. We learned that Xiaolou's recent news from Yu was in an MMS message sent to me last time when Zhang Dekai got married. Since then, I haven't had much contact with Xiaolou Tingyu. The key is the trans-ocean phone, which is too expensive. I don't usually get in touch.

The folded wings followed Jiang Yingyu's eyes and also looked at me. But there is one more expectation in my eyes.

After thinking about it, I asked Zheyi, "Can you tell me your phone number?"

"Do you know her news?" The eyes of the broken wings are full of ecstasy. Then, a string of numbers jumped out of the mouth.

I wrote down this string of numbers and forwarded the MMS message sent by the prince Jue to the folded wing. The reason why I did this is to ask Xiaolou after listening to the rain to see if she wanted to contact the folded wing. Now that the contact information of Gong Zi Jue has been exposed, I'm a little worried.

Folding wings hold their mobile phones and look at the photos on the screen. The small building in the photo listened to the rain and smiled happily. He rubbed the screen with his hand a few times, but his eyes were bright. His lips trembling and he spit out a few words vaguely: "Okay! OK!"

I don't know how good it is in the folded wing mouth, and what exactly it means. Do you feel good when you see the small building listening to the rain, or do you think that the small building is doing well now?

He carefully put the mobile phone back in his pocket, and he said to us, "Thank you!" Finally, the folded eyes were fixed on me for a few seconds, and he said affectionately, "Especially you, in fact, I didn't think you would tell me at the beginning. You made me a wish."

"Didn't she tell you that Xiaolou Tingyu got married?" Jiang Yingyu asked the broken wings.

The folded wings shook his head gently.

"She is really." Jiang Yingyu muttered dissatisfiedly.

When I heard Jiang Yingyu's words, I gave her a fierce look. At this time, it is useless to say these.

The folded wings smiled, although there was a lot of bitterness in the smile. He explained to Jiang Yingyu, "Don't blame her! I didn't do it well!"

"Do you want to see her?" Jiang Yingyu talked more again.

Jiang Yingyu's words made the folded wings' dim eyes flash again. But the bright light soon disappeared, and the broken wings shook their heads gently.

Jiang Yingyu also opened her mouth and spoke, which was stopped by my eyes. I said to the broken wing, "It's okay. It will pass."

"Well, it will always pass." The folded wings looked up and smiled at me again.

The smile of folding wings moved my heart. Now I feel that the shadow of the dead uncle in him is getting more and more. This feeling makes me very uneasy.

I sighed and asked Xiaoxue, "Have you made an international call?"

"Open. What's wrong?"

"I'll use the phone." I asked Xiao Xuedao.

Why do you use mine? Can't you hit it too?"

"I don't have much money. Hurry up!" I urged Xiaoxue.

"I have it! I have it!" The folded wings understood what I meant, and a surprise appeared in his eyes. He quickly took out the phone again and stuffed it into my hand.

I shook my head cruelly at the folded wing.

Here, Xiaoxue hesitated and took out the phone. When it was handed over to me, he also told me, "Is this bill deducted from our rent?"

"Are you so preoccupied with the accounting?" I was dissatisfied with Xiaoxue and said, "Why don't you just call me?"

I picked up Xiaoxue's phone, and I dialed the number of the MMS message sent to me last time. While waiting for the phone to connect, I said to the folded wing, "Remember, I'm not helping you this time, but helping me. Do you remember?"

A flattering smile appeared on the face of the folded wings.

After a while, the phone was connected. From there came the voice of Prince Jue: "Hello!"

"Don't put your arms back, I'm Zhang Deshuai. Is your sister-in-law on the side?" I asked carefully, looking at the broken wings.

"What a handsome man! There! "I" Gong Zi Jue answered on the phone for a while. Then, I heard a loud call: "Zitong, phone!"

"Who is it?" Xiaolou heard the sound of the rain.

"Handsome!"

When the prince Jue finished answering, he asked me in a low voice, "Handsome, why do you only call Xiaolou?" What is it?"

The words of Prince Jue are still the same even if they go abroad. These are really the foreigners who went out.

Before I answered Gong Zi Jue's question, I heard Xiaolou's voice listening to the rain: "Handsome, why did you think of calling me?"

"It's not me!" I took my mobile phone away from my ear and handed it to the folded wing, "No! Hurry up, the phone bill is so expensive!"

The phone trembled in the hands of the broken wings. When I saw this, I greeted Xiaoxue and Jiang Yingyu aside and created a relatively quiet environment for the folded wings.

Xiao Xue looked at me dissatisfiedly: "Zhang Deshuai, what's the phone bill?"

"Deduct from the partnership fee."

"You are so embarrassed to say the partnership fee. Tell me, have we eaten in the house, can you tell me? Xiao Xue blamed me.

"I let you eat in the house, and you don't eat it." I replied with aggrieved words.

"Who can eat your kind of unity and Master Kang?" Xiao Xue said anly.

"That's because you don't eat, it's not that I won't soak you. Besides, what about 2.5 yuan for a bag of noodles?

I was joking with Xiaoxue and Jiang Yingyu here, but the folded wing came back. He returned the phone to me and said repeatedly, "Thank you, thank you!"

"Don't thank me! I just said, I'm not trying to help you, I'm helping me!" I pretended not to appreciate the broken wings.

"Thank you for that!" Folded wings said with a smile. At this moment, there is more sunshine in the smile of the broken wings.

Looking at the smile of the folded wings, I quietly asked, "What's wrong? Is it done?"

Folded wings nodded with a smile. Then he told me, "Xiao Lou has agreed to let me take care of her when she gives birth?"

"What?" Xiaoxue looked at the broken wings in surprise.

"Calculations, when the small building has a child, I will retire. You are free, and you can sit back on yourself. The folded wings smiled happily.

After saying this, he wanted to invite us to have dinner with him, but we refused.

After the folded wing went out, Jiang Yingyu asked me doubtfully, "Handsome, why do you want to help him? Isn't he a bad guy?"

"Actually, he is not bad." I looked at the door and said slowly, "There is no distinction between good and bad people in the world. We like to distinguish them in this way. It is precisely because we like to label others with our own standards. Good and bad, good and evil only exist in our hearts.

After I said this, I heard Xiaoxue say disdainfully, "Is it possible for you, a patriotic tube, to say such a thing? Who believes it?"

"Why do I think these are uncle's words?" Jiang Yingyu hit the point.

"Whoever says it." I also thought of the way Uncle Yuanji told me these things in the bamboo forest. In the bamboo forest, he told me. In fact, people are struggling with good and evil. No one can do good things forever without evil thoughts, and no one can always do evil things without good thoughts. Our good and evil behavior is only the result of the game of various forces.

Finally, Uncle Yuanshi also warned me. Don't love people because of their evil deeds. If we let hate quietly replace love, we will certainly treat those who we think we are evil with evil deeds. At this point, what's the difference between us and the wicked?

I didn't tell Xiao Xue and Jiang Yingyu about the last teaching given to me by Uncle Yuanji, but said, "Xiao Lou heard that she was pregnant with a baby and didn't tell us. Xiaoxue, bring me your phone number. I want to make a good decision on her, as well as the bad guy.