Chapter 346 The Thief

(Recent reading some of Shen Zhihua's books, there are many things in them. It's just history, always a woman with heavy makeup. The real truth will only be under the dust of history. Unfortunately, I have to be careful when I speak now, and I'm afraid of crossing the thunder pool.)

After Zitong, Yannei, his wife and his wife, there is another title - "the main responsible comrades in the family." - Quotations from Zhang Deshuai

Sunny Thursday, September 29, 2011

Everyone who has drunk knows that beer is always full of stomach. I didn't know how long I had slept in a daze before I was awakened by a strong bubble of rising spirits.

When I woke up, I found that I was sore all over. It turned out that after I was drunk, I fell asleep directly on the edge of the bed. Looking up, I saw Xiao Xue and Jiang Yingyu lying crookedly**.

I immediately had a plan in mind. When I go out first and feel comfortable, I will come back for a bed-to-be meeting. Although it is not like Wei Xiaobao who can have seven or eight wives, it is the dream of many men to hug left and right.

I stood up and moved my sore shoulders. As soon as I turned my head around, I found a pale face standing against my face. This surprised me, and I almost couldn't resist the comfort just now.

Although I get along with them day and night, I see a lot of ghosts. But this loose hair, a pale face without foundation, and the scarlet tongue stretched out outside really scared me. I opened my mouth wide and didn't forget to put out a hand to cover my mouth. Before I could make a sound, the ghost said, "Sun (handsome) son, die (yes) me!"

This familiar voice made me react immediately. It's a big tongue.

It's strange to say that it's also a ghost, but as soon as I know it's a big tongue. The tight body also immediately relaxed, and the discomfort before comfort immediately hit the head.

Before I could speak, his big tongue said to me, "Sun (handsome), don't make a rough sound, there are thieves!" After saying that, she also pointed to the outside.

The words with a big tongue make me unable to stop laughing after listening to it. This is a short-sighted thief who dares to steal my Zhang's small building.

This is also the first time I met a thief in a small building of the Zhang family. At the thought of this, I feel a little excited.

"I'll drive (b) you to see!" His big tongue pointed out and said to me.

I nodded, but I didn't think it was good after a few steps. Because beer is nothing when you drink it, but you will know it after drinking it. White wine hurts the liver, and beer hurts the liver and kidneys. But now I have this swelling pain, and it's really not easy to go out. Finally, I really had no choice but to take care of any shame. I picked up a wine bottle and carefully and accurately aligned it. In fact, what's so shameful? Xiao Zhang Deshuai Xiaoxue and Jiang Yingyu have never seen each other.)

But I'm a little embarrassed now. My embarrassment is not because of Xiaoxue or Jiang Yingyu, but because of her big tongue. Now Xiaoxue and Jiang Yingyu are lying on **, but their big tongues are looking at me with interest. Under the gaze of my big tongue, I really feel that I can't get up refreshed.

I said impatiently to my big tongue, "Don't look!"

"I'm not interested in you. When it's ready, come out and have a look! Shall I go out first?" After the big tongue told me, it floated out.

When the big tongue comes out, I will feel good.

After that, I gently opened Xiaoxue's door. The eyes have been in the dark for a while. Although the room is still dark, I can see some blur.

From the crack of the door, I saw a guy crept up the stairs. I feel strange to see him like this. Because according to the general situation, you must search the first floor after coming in, but this thief came directly to the second floor.

If you think about it carefully, I will understand. This thief didn't come for property. His purpose is me, more precisely my things.

However, he certainly didn't expect this thief, even though he crawled up tiptoe. But behind him, unhappy, small man and big tongues (ghosts) are looking at him with great interest. After a while, these ghosts came up and blew on the guy's neck. Every time he blew, the guy's body stopped. If he quietly turned his head back, he must have found nothing. After he finished reading it, he began to move up again. Unhappy to wait for others, he followed him like a shadow, laughing.

I didn't show up, but patiently watched what adventure this thief would encounter in a moment...

Unhappy that these guys were very interested in teasing the thief at the beginning, but they found that the thief just looked back and continued to play with them.

Unhappy to wait for the ghosts to get together and begin to whisper. Soon, they dispersed. It seems that there are some countermeasures this time.

Then, unhappily, he went forward, bulged his cheek at the back of the thief's neck and blew fiercely.

At this time, the thief was a little angry. He straightened his body and turned his head to look back. At this time, the big tongue came up...

"Ah!"

There was a sad cry from the thief's mouth. Then I saw his body and fell straight back. Immediately, there was a "groaning" sound on the stairs, and the thief rolled down the stairs.

This situation made me unable to hide myself anymore and had to appear. At the same time, this cry also woke up Xiao Xue and Jiang Yingyu, who were in a daze. When the two came together, they asked in a daze, "What's wrong?"

I saw that Xiaoxue and Jiang Yingyu had woken up, so I waved to them and said, "Come here, is there anything lively?"

"Brainache!" Xiaoxue rubbed her temple and said in a daze.

"Old Mountain City is all like this!" I also agreed. However, he soon said, "Get up, it's lively!"

Next, I won't say anything. I will turn on the light in the living room when I go out.

At the foot of the stairs in the living room, there is the thief just now. He was motionless. It seemed that he had just been so scared by his big tongue that he had passed out.

I looked down at the thief lying on the ground. This guy looks like he is in his 40s. A public face has nothing to pay attention to. Even the body is not fat or thin. Everything seems mediocre, so mediocre that people will forget it as soon as he turns his head. The only thing that impressed me was his trousers with a wet ball in the middle. There are still some water stains under me.

At this time, Xiao Xue and Jiang Yingyu also came out. The two yawned as soon as they went out. Xiaoxue asked me impatiently, "Handsome, you are in the middle of the night..."

Xiao Xue only said half of his words and changed the topic: "Who is he?"

I shrugged my shoulders, saying that I didn't know either.

Now, Xiaoxue and Jiang Yingyu have come out, and they are much better. I stood up, kicked this guy with my feet, and shouted, "Wake up, wake up!"

After a while, I heard a leisurely sound from the guy's mouth. At the same time, his eyes also turned. At this time, I knew that he had woken up and probably felt that some part of his body was a little wet.

However, he is embarrassed to open his eyes now. I kicked him again and whispered, "Get up!"

"Sun (handsome) son, let me come!" The big tongue floated quietly and wanted to help me.

When the big tongue floated over, the guy on the ground also happened to open his eyes. He opened his eyes and opened his mouth at the same time: "Oh-"

This long breath made me scream in my heart. It's going to be bad! Because this guy's performance obviously means that he is going to faint.

I kicked him again rudely and shouted, "Hold on, we won't faint until we finish the interrogation!"

With this foot, the thief did not faint. His eyes rolled smoothly and looked around.

"Get up!" I kicked him again and went back to the sofa to sit down.

As soon as the thief came over, he shouted, "You can't interrogate me!"

"Why?" Xiaoxue exclaimed first.

"Because I have a legal basis. I can only steal you. You can't hurt me." The thief insisted.

"What's the matter?" Xiaoxue couldn't help but be a little angry when she heard this.

But I know that what the thief said is true. Because such a thing really happens, as long as the thief dares to sue, the owner will be bad. This is "not afraid of being attacked by a thief in the house, but afraid that the thief will understand the law."

Xiao Xue looked angrily at the thief who stood up and asked, "Who are you?"

That guy raised his head and didn't even look at us. This is holding the law as a shield, but the most annoying thing is that you can't do anything to him.

"You didn't say that, did you?" Xiaoxue reached out and patted the coffee table, got up angrily and shouted fiercely.

The guy still stood with his head held high and was indifferent to Xiaoxue's intimidation.

I reached out and pulled Xiaoxue down. This guy put on such a posture, just knowing that there was such a law. With the strong backing of the law, what can we do?

Xiao Xue looked at me puzzledly and didn't know why I stopped her. The reason why I stopped Xiaoxue is that I have thought of a way to let him explain honestly without violence...