Chapter 3 Joke Ear
"Why does Zhaizhu think that Ning Laodao alone can stop the 200,000 elite soldiers of Song Valve?" Yun Yi flashed a funny smile and asked.
"Ha! Yun Shao, you finally can't pretend! I think the master of Zhai will definitely let Master Ning make an appointment to fight against the master of the Song valve. At that time, he only needs to lose both sides to let the master automatically withdraw from the competition for Luoyang. Kou Zhong and Yun Yi played a double reed.
"But even if the valve owner is injured, you can still let Uncle Zhi and Uncle Lu do it!" Yun Yi retorted.
"It depends on how deep the old relationship between the valve owner and the fasting master is!" Kou Zhong laughed evilly.
"You..." The master concubine and apprentice realized that she had been attracted by the jokes of the Kou Zhong brothers before, and suddenly became a little angry. Fan Qinghui's determination was good, and his face was calm, as if she was silent before the outbreak, while the master concubine Xuan was difficult to keep calm. She stood up and was about to scold her, but immediately remembered her identity, and she only The jade face turned red, and there was a look of anger and sulking.
As for Xie Hui beside him, if it hadn't been for Fan Qinghui's stopped eyes, he would have had a seizure. After all, his concube was humiliated. As a man, he still had to show his "chicken movement" appropriately. However, his son couldn't help laughing and almost laughed. It was also because Yunyi and Kou Zhong's tacit understanding of cheating on the street since childhood was a child, which made people almost turn around. Who would have thought that the two world-famous commanders would talk and laugh like this.
"Don't be angry, or Ziling will be distressed. Besides, we can't blame us. It was Feixuan who told jokes first, so our brothers had to learn to sell now!" Yun Yi shrugged his shoulders and said shamelessly.
"At present, Li Shimin has sent troops to Hebei. If he is given three months to calm down the north, what's the use even if we get Bashu at that time? Li Valve could even send troops from Hanzhong to attack Chengdu, threatening the great rear of the Divine Arrow Army. At that time, Bashu was like chicken ribs, which had already been tasteless. Kou Zhong's eyes also shifted to the teacher's concubine and put the topic on the table.
"According to the young commander, what should we do today?" Fan Qinghui said in a cold voice. If it hadn't been for the realm of empathy, she would have been out of control.
"Our brothers in Bashu are determined to win, so everything can only be solved by force, and there is no other possibility." Kou Zhong looked at his brother Yun Yi and said proudly.
"In that case, let's solve it by force!" Fan Qinghui said harshly. Her expression was still in the ancient well, and her clear eyes flashed with deep and unfathomable light, showing the cultivation of infinitely closeness to the heart of the sword.
As soon as Kou Zhong heard this, he suddenly felt that he had a lot of fun and said awkwardly, "The Lord of Zhai is joking! Is the leader of the White Road the one who solves things by force? Speaking of which, they are 2V4, and they don't have much advantage. What's more, Yunyi and nine of them are not here, and the door is full of people from Xiejiabao. Even if both of them are masters, they may not have a chance of winning. At most, they can only escape in a hurry.
"That's what the young commander said before. Is there any other solution besides force? Feixuan will never sit back and watch Bashu fall into the hands of Yi Shuai. The master concubine looked at the young commander's expression and interrupted.
Kou Zhong is born to be a super figure who does not accept power. The more pressure is, the more he has to go in the opposite direction. His eyes are bright, and he becomes a young commander full of self-confidence and fearless of anyone in the world. He smiled and said, "Please draw the way."
"Zhong Shao is up to you this time! What do you think of the fasting master? When Yun Yi was angry with Kou Zhong, he took out the wine gourd from his waist and poured wine. He was so carefree that Kou Zhong almost cursed.
"The concubine's cultivation is no less than mine, so let her make an end with the young commander!" Fan Qinghui's eyes flashed with doubt, and he was a little puzzled. He secretly said, "This Yunyi's skill is comparable to mine, but his realm is higher than mine. Why doesn't he fight? Instead, it makes his brother Kou Zhong and Kou Zhong's skills and realm are slightly inferior to that of the concubines. Is there any future..."
Xie Hui and his son became referees in an instant. They looked at the master's concubine and showed a curious gentry. Obviously, they were more looking forward to her performance.
"The fate of Bashu is determined by Feixuan's color and empty sword and the young commander's Jing Zhongyue! It's not to tell the winner or lose with you, but to tell the life and death. The teacher's concubine came calmly.
Kou Zhong was completely miserable. He looked at Yun Yi for help. Yun Yi flashed a trace of uncontrollable murderousness and said coldly, "Okay, very good! Is Cihang Jingzhai so experienced in the world? Is this also a contribution to the people of Bashu? Yun Yi thought it was just a martial arts competition. He was naturally full of confidence in Kou Zhong, but the division of life and death was another matter.
"This is another problem. Feixuan only knows how to act according to the current situation. Li Shimin does not lose Ba Shu, and the world can still hold a two-point situation. Alas! The young commander is such a mother-in-law. The uninhabited long street outside is the most suitable for the battlefield. Let our life or death determine the fate of Bashu and the future world!" The master concubine Xuan showed a look full of bitterness. Her beautiful eyes swept over Yun Yi and stared at Kou Zhongdao.
"Dear Feixuan have ever thought about how unfair this is! For the sake of Ling Shao, I can't deal with you at all. In this way, I will definitely lose Bashu. Moreover, at present, the Ba League and the Sichuan Gang, two of the three major forces in Sichuan and Shu, have been submissive to Yun Shao, and there are 50,000 elites of the God and Arrow Army outside Chengdu. How can we calculate that we are sure to win? Why do we have to fight with the fairy life and death and hurt the harmony? Kou Zhong couldn't laugh or cry.
"With my Cihang Jingzhai here, I won't let your brothers attack Chengdu so easily. If you can't kill the concubine, you are not qualified to be an emperor at all! Those who have achieved great things in ancient times and now are not ruthless people. All the obstacles blocking the throne have been removed. The master concubine seemed to be sure that Kou Zhong could not be cruel, and said sarcastically.
"The meaning of the fairy's words, when Cihang Jingzhai chose Li Shimin as the future emperor, did he find that he also had the intention to kill the concubine?" Yun Yi sneered. The bloody bow box on the back seemed to feel the murderous intention that the owner could not suppress. It buzzed and seemed to drink blood out of the sheath at any time.
"He has, he can give everything for the sake of the people." The master concubine replied calmly.
"If the world is unified by the north and the south, the world can be expected to have a period of long-term prosperity. If it is from the south to the north, not only will foreigners invade, but the world will be torn apart. We fully support Li Shimin, not only because we think he is the best person to seek happiness for the world. Fan Qinghui made a final explanation: "Another reason is that Li Tang has changed from strong to weak, and the foreign troops will take the opportunity to invade. Jieli has been staring at him and preparing for the invasion of the south. If you come from the south, even if you can't calm the Central Plains, the damage will be endless, and the suffering of the people will not know when it will end? Middle-earth may never regain its vitality.
"Huh! Extremely hypocritical! You also heard my previous jokes. Have you ever thought about it? If our brothers help Li Shimin win the position of Li's lord, as long as Cihang Jingzhai forces him to serve Zhong Shao, Zhong Shao will persuade Liu Heiyu in Hebei, and the people from all over the world will attack Luoyang and join forces to build the country. Isn't it easier to complete the great cause of unification in the world? Why do you just want us to compromise Li Shimin? Is Hu Han mixed blood the standard for you to choose the emperor? Yun Yi slapped the case and roared, exuding a overwhelming murderous atmosphere all over his body, making Xie Wenlong, whose skills were slightly weak, almost out of control.
"..." Fan Qinghui and Shi Feixuan were completely shocked by Yun Yi's amazing words.
"Since Feixuan has been to my God Bow City, she knows the strength of Yun, but those are only a tenth of Yun's strength. Jieli children are like wood in front of my divine arrow soldiers, which is vulnerable. What's more, when my brother captures Luoyang, even if he doesn't go south, I will go north for a while. At that time, I will shoot him and Bi Xuanlaoer on the spot. Yun Yi said confidently, "I don't know whether the Zhai Lord and the concubine believe it or not. If I give an order now, even without the assistance of the four major clans and the Sichuan Gang, the 50,000 sailors outside our city can turn Chengdu into the back garden of my god bow city in one day and erase the Duzun Fort from the world."
"Let's not talk about the battle between Bashu and Shu. It's just that Yi Shuai is so arrogant that he ignores the safety and danger of the people in the world and tries to go north. Then I also want to make an exception and see the elegant demeanor of the arrow god, otherwise your brother will be the next Yang Guang." Fan Qinghui's eyes shot out the brilliance and said harshly.
"..." Kou Zhong and Yun Yi were completely speechless. Everyone was talking about the issue of Bashu. The lady actually covered the hat of the faint king Yang Guang. Yun Yi now doubted whether this Fan Qinghui was a Han man. Can only the Turks invade the south, and I Han people can't go north?
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Chengdu, the suburbs.
"You take the golden ring to return to Chengdu first. Xiaojiu will stay. I have something to ask." Xu Ziling came to his senses, took out the golden arrow order and said to Yunshi Jiuqi, who had subdued the golden ring.
"Order!" The nine people saluted with a special gesture and said in unison. In a blink of an eye, the other eight people and the golden ring disappeared. Xu Ziling also doesn't want to use the arrow order, but it is impossible to ask for useful things from their nine mouths without the arrow order. In their hearts, the arrow order is equivalent to their faith and life, which is worth not defending with everything.
"What's the matter with Ling Shuai? Please tell me. Xiaojiu knows everything and says everything." Yunjiu went forward to salute.
"You are the only one among the nine people!" Xu Ziling looked at the handsome and naughty teenager, and the shadow of his youth also appeared in his heart, smiling. Yunjiu's character can be said to be the concentrated embodiment of the three brothers, including Kou Zhong's mischievousness, Yun Yi's coolness and Xu Ziling's unrestrained.
"Ling Shuai didn't like it, so Xiaojiu stopped talking." Yunjiu smiled mischievously and touched the back of his head and said.
"You little guy, Yun Shao is right. You are the new mahjong. If you don't talk, who should I ask? Xu Ziling joked.
"I only heard that mahjong was invented by the master of the hall, and I have never played it. I would like to ask Ling Shuai, is mahjong played in his hand like Go, or moves and plays like chess? Yunjiu is shameless.
"You think you are beautiful, and you are playing. You just owe it." Xu Ziling was in a good mood with Shi Qingxuan's heart, so he also accompanied Yunjiu to make a few jokes.
"Xiao Jiu knows his mistake, please ask Ling Shuai to show it." Yunjiu played with Xu Ziling and showed a funny face like Kou Zhong, and suddenly lost his temper. Last year, when Kou Zhong took their 72 brothers to fight in the south and the north, he tortured them a lot and let them complete seemingly impossible tasks, but they suffered a lot.
"Okay! Don't be naughty. Be serious and answer my question. Xu Ziling paused and said with a straight face.
"Please rest assured that Xiaojiu's answer will definitely satisfy Ling Shuai." Yunjiu boasted. After all, the news of the Divine Arrow Hall is the crown of the world. It can be said that the whole world is like a beautiful woman in a bikini in front of the Divine Arrow Hall. There is almost no secret. Of course, it is Yun Yi, the owner of the Divine Arrow Hall, who can remove the last fig leaf.
"What's the situation of Brother Liu Heiqi in Hebei?" Xu Ziling asked directly.
"After Liu Heiqi broke through Li Yuanji and Li Shentong, he formed an alliance with Gao Kaidao and Zhang Jinshu, who rebelled the Tang Dynasty, to relieve his worries and led his division into Zongcheng, Hebei Province. On the 18th day of the twelfth lunar month, before the arrival of Li Jiancheng and Li Yuanji's reinforcements, Li Daozong, who defended the city, saw that it was difficult to protect his situation. He made his own decision and abandoned the city and tried to protect Luozhou, which was strong in defense. Liu Heiyu chased after him and killed 5,000 soldiers. Li Daozong only escaped by himself.
"One night, Liu Heiyu ambushed outside Zongyue City and ambushed the reinforcements who came day and night. Li Tang's reinforcements were defeated and fled back to Taiyuan in a hurry. Then Liu Heiyu attacked Xiangzhou, Weizhou and other places with the momentum of breaking bamboo, and took back the territory lost by Dou Jiande from Li Tang one. Tang generals Qin Wutong, Chen Junbin, Cheng Mingzhen and others were forced to flee to Guanzhong. Liu Heiyu then replied to the national name of Dou Jiande, and also called himself the King of Xia, changed Yuan Tianzhao, set the capital of Luozhou, restored the civil and military official system at the time of Dou Jiande, and followed his method. Yunjiu's greatest strength is not only his martial arts talent, but also his amazing memory. It is completely a humanoid hard disk that can walk and speak. He has an unforgettable and unforgettable memory. He has already memorized the news of all kinds of people and horse forces in the world, which is also the reason why Xu Ziling asked him.
"What did Li Valve do for this after he was defeated like this?" When Xu Ziling heard that Liu Heiyu was defeated by the Tang army, he also let go of his worries about his safety, and then asked.
"The defeat of Li Valve gave Li Shimin an opportunity to turn over. According to reliable news, Li Shimin had led the army to conquer Liu Heiyu the day before yesterday, and used Li Jing as the general manager of the expeditionary force. He and Li Yuanji gathered 80,000 troops in Huojia to fight back in an all-round way. At present, the two armies of Tang and Xia are in Xiangzhou. Today, I got the news that the two sides have their own wins and losses under Xiangzhou City, and the situation is anxious. Yunjiu replied.
"Li Valve's action is so fast?" Xu Ziling was surprised. He didn't expect that Li Shimin would organize a counterattack in three days. He expected that he must have already planned it, otherwise it would be impossible to catch Liu Heiqi's weakness at a glance. Xiangzhou is the gateway to attack Luozhou. If Xiangzhou is lost, Liu Xia will be in danger.
"What is the opinion of the Tangzhong conspiracy group on this?" Xu Ziling is familiar with the organizational structure of the Divine Arrow Hall. The "group" is equivalent to the brain center of the Divine Arrow Hall, which can make the fastest response to foreign messages at the first time, and carry out maximum and possible analysis.
"Ling Shuai really asked in time. Xiaojiu also just got the news and didn't have time to report to the master." Yunjiu said mischievously.
"Don't talk nonsense! Come on, or I suggest that Master Yun transfer you to Zhong Shao. Xu Ziling threatened.
"Master Ling is angry, and Xiaojiu will say it." Hearing this, Yun Jiu had no way at all and said obediently, "After a night's analysis, it can be concluded that Liu Heiqi can't defend Xiangzhou, and then he will definitely retire from the capital Luozhou."
"What do you think of Li Shimin's military route?" Xu Ziling asked.
"Due to Li Shimin's help and Li Jing's help, coupled with the lack of information and time, he only got a 50% strategic analysis report, which is less than 60% accuracy. Xiaojiu dares not answer without authorization." Yunjiu replied.
"How about the 50% report? It doesn't matter if you say it. I'll take care of it for you, Yun Shao." Xu Ziling was eager to know the degree of danger of Liu Heiyu, so he let Yunjiu violate the rules.
"Thank you, Marshaling Ling. The report pointed out that Li Shimin would besiege and attack Luozhou with all his strength. Finally, Li Shimin came to completely calm down the north before Yi Shuai collected Bashu and the young commander went north to attack Luoyang, and then kill Luoyang with us." Yunjiu said it truthfully.
When Xu Ziling heard this, there was a lightning flash in his mind, and he couldn't speak for a long time. On the one hand, he was worried about Liu Heiyu, and on the other hand, he was worried about the two brothers fighting for Bashu, and there has always been an inexplicable panic in his heart.
Xu Ziling smiled bitterly and said, "Assuming that the situation continues according to the current situation, I don't know when Shengping will come? Or the Middle-earth will split forever and reproduce the situation of chaos! What can we do?" At this time, Xu Ziling can be said to be the most painful person among the three brothers. He likes to be free and advocates freedom. In order to end the chaos in the world as soon as possible, he resolutely assisted the two brothers to sweep the world. Unexpectedly, it is still difficult to change the division between the north and the south, and the loss and helplessness in his heart are difficult to say.
"Alas! What's the team's idea about this?" Xu Ziling sorted out his emotions and continued to ask. The "plan group" is equivalent to the most secret chief of staff of the Arrow Army. Yun Yi has the shadow of the "plan group" in every operation.
"The time is too short, and a complete report has not been produced for the time being. But Xiaojiu believes that the gains and losses of Bashu this time are directly related to the overall situation of the world. Yun Jiu said confidently.
"Hmm! Yes! Xiaojiu also knows a lot!" Xu Ziling looked at the childish Yunjiu and praised.
"Xiaojiu doesn't want to understand too much. He only knows that Xiaojiu's life only belongs to the Divine Arrow Hall. He works to death for the master of the hall, and goes forward bravely for the restoration of the great cause of China. People block killing people, and Buddhas block Buddhas. If Li Shimin, a mixed-race man of Han and Hu, gets the world, our brothers will take his life even if they try their best. Yun Jiu's body exuded a shocking murderous atmosphere, and even Xu Ziling, who was already a master at the master level, was shocked. Is this still a 15-year-old child?
"Xiaojiu..." Xu Ziling's words came to his mouth, but he didn't know what to say. But he thought a lot in his heart and said secretly, "What should I do for this Chinese career?" What can be done? ..."
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