Chapter 60 Goodbye to Earth
Lan Mingyu's facial expression changed and said with a big smile, "Good wife, let's go to do what the boss told us, and then find a hotel to do our business." When Zizhu heard his answer, he blushed and scolded angrily, "You bad guy. Brother Kang is still there. He knows how to bully me. I'll tell my cousin to go later."
When Lan Mingyu heard Feng Zizhu talking about Kang Tie, he turned his head with a straight face and said helplessly, "Hey, buddy, I won't find fault with you. Let's do it first." Kang Tie turned his head angrlessly and said, "Well, I look up to you. Today, I don't care about you for the sake of my brothers and sisters."
Lan Mingyu roared again, "What sister-in-law, you want to call sister-in-law, sister-in-law, you know?" But I saw that Kang Tie had already gone far.
Lan Mingyu hurriedly chased after him: "Hey, wait, didn't you hear me? Wife, slow down and be careful not to fall down. With that, he turned around and shouted at the dozen mecha behind him, "Hey, don't follow me. Guard the spaceship first. I'll call you if I need anything."
After hearing this, several mecha soldiers who were about to follow immediately stopped and guarded the spacecraft. It is said that the place where they landed was the peak of a cliff, and there would be no problem even if they didn't have to guard the spacecraft.
Lan Mingyu followed Kang Tie. After arriving in the city with high-tech equipment, Kang Tie saw the architectural style of the city. The gobrysanthem stone on the roadside was engraved with two big eyes, standing there strangely, and then looked at the distorted font on the signboard of the store.
Surrounding other places, he frowned and said to Lan Mingyu, "This is not my country, and it is an island country with deep hatred with my country. Let's go to my country."
Lan Mingyu wanted to make fun of a few more words, but when he saw Kang Tie's hateful eyes, he swallowed his words and looked at Kang Tie in a daze: "Well, you earthly people are in trouble. It's really incredible that there are so many countries on one planet."
While the three were flying with spray-painted backpacks, Zizhu asked doubtfully, "Honey, I heard that although there were many countries here in the past, my cousin has unified them. Why are they still the same now?"
Before Lan Mingyu had time to answer his wife's words, Kang Tie clenched his fists and said annotably, "Well, this country can't be without a king for a day. Brother Long has been trapped in chaos for so long. Of course, the country that has just been unified has fallen and scattered. Otherwise, Brother Long asked them to unify the words and language as soon as he was unified, you Do you know the words on the signboard of the store just now?
Zizhu recalled and said honestly, "I really don't know it. What's that? It's similar to our font, but not our text.
Kang Tie said, "Well, it's just a copy of imitation of our Chinese words." Zizhu asked tirelessly like a primary school student, "China? What is it?"
After hearing this, Kang Tie said proudly, "Huaxia is another name of our country. The people in our country are called the Chinese nation, which has been culturally inherited for thousands of years, but I don't know why the words and languages of our country are the same as yours. Maybe our ancestors had communicated a long time ago. ."
Lan Mingyu saw that they snatched themselves one by one, and immediately coughed, "Hey, buddy, why haven't you arrived yet? You're not lost, are you?" After hearing this, Kang Tie almost choked to death and scolded angrily, "You bastard can't think about it for good. I will get lost. Look at the mainland in front of you. Isn't that my motherland?"
The three came to a market while fighting. Zizhu looked at the bustling market, dazzled for a moment, and asked questions. Although Lan Mingyu was anxious, he did not know what those strange things were. He could only watch the two of them neglect him again.
Zizhu suddenly pointed to a noodle seller's stall, pulled Lan Mingyu and pointed to a couple's face: "Honey, do you think that looks good? I want it."
Lan Mingyu was overjoyed and said, "Haha, the opportunity for buddy to show it has come. In this duo, I'm in charge of money." While slandering, he also looked at Kang Tie proudly, as if he said provocatively, haha, you can't do it.
Kang Tie directly ignored his eyes. Lan Mingyu happily pulled Zizhu to the old man who set up the stall and asked, "Old man, how much is this face?" The old man looked up at the two people holding hands and smiled, "Haha, young man, buy it for your girlfriend. It's not expensive. It's only three yuan each."
Lan Mingyu smiled and said, "Haha, it's so cheap. Honey, do you want anything else? Anyway, it's not expensive."
After hearing this, Zizhu smiled at him with relief, leaned on his shoulder and said, "No, just buy this one." When Lan Mingyu was about to pay, he suddenly glanced at Kang Tie with a smile and said to Zizhu, "Hey, if you don't buy another one for Brother Kang, it may be necessary in the future."
It is said that Lan Mingyu came to the earth again with Feng Zizhu and Kang Tie. As soon as Feng Long unified the earth, he was trapped in a chaotic galaxy by Isera and Wu Kra. This country can't live without a king for a day. The earth has been cared for so long. Of course, I don't know what the chaos is like.
Zizhu was happily fiddling with the face that Lan Mingyu bought for her. Kang Tie and Lan Mingyu were discussing the task plan, but the three unconsciously walked into a remote alley. As soon as they entered the alley, three yellow-haired young people surrounded them.
"Cheer, my little sister is good-looking. Do you want to come with my brother tonight?" Another yellow-haired young man also approached Zizhu** and smiled, "Hey, how about I treat you to a lollipop tonight? Black, big and thick lollipop.
When Lan Mingyu saw the three flirting with Feng Zizhu, he was immediately angry. He pulled out a short stick from his waist, twisted out a laser stick and stepped forward, pulled Zizhu behind him, and looked at the three hooligans with cold eyes.
The three looked at his momentum and knew that it was not a good stubble. After a few seconds, Lan Mingyu gritted his teeth and jumped out a word: "Get out." After hearing this, the three took out their pistols, machetes and sticks with a gloomy face, and surrounded Lan Mingyu.
When Kang Tiezheng also pulled out a short stick to help Lan Mingyu, Lan Mingyu turned his head and said to him, "Help me look at my wife first. I can just do these bastards myself."
After hearing this, Kang Tie smiled and looked at the three yellow hairs with pity and said, "Well, then I won't mind my own business." After saying that, he looked at Feng Zizhu, who looked at Lan Mingyu worriedly: "It's okay. Your husband will deal with this garbage in two or three times."
Having said that, Feng Zizhu still looked at Lan Mingyu's side worriedly. He saw the yellow hair that pulled out the stick and rushed to Lan Mingyu first. Lan Mingyu fiddled with the laser stick in his hand and closed his eyes slightly and said, "Luowu warrior skills, dodge."
Under the yellow hair's surprised eyes, Lan Mingyu suddenly disappeared, and the next moment he appeared on his side, and the yellow hair still maintained a swinging posture, and heard a voice in his ear, "Luowu warrior skills, thrust."
Before the words fell, the laser stick in Lan Mingyu's hand was on Huang Mao's abdomen. The meat and eight vegetables in the yellow hair's body finally protruded a mouthful of gastric juice mixed with blood, but it still did not fall to the ground. The swing stick in his hand pulled to the back of Lan Mingyu's head.
"Rowu warrior skills, killed." When his swing stick was still three centimeters away from the back of Lan Mingyu's head, Lan Mingyu drove the laser rod through his temple with strong wrist force.
He pulled out the laser rod without any blood. In this way, a living man fell in front of Lan Mingyu.
Although Feng Zizhu is a woman, she is not afraid of this kind of scene, which is very common in his chaotic hometown. Feng Zizhu raised the face in his hand and shouted, "Husband is so great, so awesome."
Kang Tie looked at Lan Mingyu's sumpy eyes and said to Feng Zizhu, "Cut, just your husband's two strokes, it's okay to deal with this garbage. When we and Brother Long were trapped, we had a lot of experience in the Luowu Galaxy and those perverted supergravity planets. Ask your husband, which time we were right. He has won the practice.
Lan Mingyu easily put it in a yellow hair, and the remaining two stood there trembling and did not dare to move. Seeing that they did not pose a threat, Lan Mingyu turned his head and said, "Hey, you bastard, you are not like this. Why don't we practice now?"
Kang Tie, who was about to scold back, suddenly changed his smile and shouted, "Be careful!"
Seeing that the courage from nowhere, the man holding the pistol actually aimed at Lan Mingyu and pulled the trigger. Lan Mingyu slowly turned his head in astonishment, looked at the yellow hair that closed his eyes and pulled the trigger, and said to himself that this boy was the first time to kill people?
The metal bullet quickly shot at Lan Mingyu's head. Lan Mingyu stared at the growing black spot, and Zizhu was so scared that he closed his eyes and screamed loudly. I heard a "bang" from the air, and then the sound of the metal shell falling to the ground.
A faint blue light appeared in front of Lan Mingyu's forehead. After blocking the bullet, the blue light automatically disappeared. Kang Tie was relieved when he saw this and said, "Wow, I forgot that Brother Long has a shield specially designed to develop laser metal dual defense. What a false alarm."
Hearing Kang Tie's words, Zizhu also quickly opened his eyes and looked in the direction of Lan Mingyu, but at this time, there was no shadow of Lan Mingyu. After hesitating for a long time, the yellow hair who shot still decided to open his eyes to see, but he saw that there was no human figure where Lan Mingyu stood, and there was no blood.
Turning his head and looked at the man with a machete beside him, he didn't know where he was going. At this time, he suddenly felt a burning sensation on the back of his neck. Of course, Lan Mingyu's laser gang stuck to his neck. The yellow hair suddenly broke out in a cold sweat and heard Lan Mingyu's cold voice behind him: "Play with weapons casually with weapons. It's very dangerous, kid."
"Children? Children? Children!" The last three words said by Lan Mingyu echoed in his mind for a long time and couldn't go away. Suddenly, he gritted his teeth and screamed and was ready to turn around.
Lan Mingyu is willing to give him a chance: "Rowu warrior skills, constraints." Lan Mingyu held the yellow-haired body with a machete in one hand and held a laser stick in the other. He quickly pinched the yellow-haired hands in front of him and twisted his hands into an incredible arc.
"Ah!" The pig-killing cry sounded in the alley, and the yellow hair had already left the gun in his hand and shouted, "Brother, spare my life, brother, I was wrong. I dare not do it in the future, brother, ah! Brother, I'm wrong, brother!"
Lan Mingyu would have a little pity for him. He shook off another body in his hand and bent down to the yellow-haired ear and said, "Now the kid is really getting more and more ignorant. He doesn't know how to respect his elders at all. How do you think he should punish you?