Chapter 6 The most untrustworthy thing these days is photos
Early the next morning, a senior stood at the door of Wu Xian's dormitory, sucked his nose slightly, and saw Wu Xian lying in **. He frowned and said to the other three who got up: "My name is Zhou Yufei, a little instructor from today to before your military training, to teach you how to fold quilts and organize your assembly."
Li Yu said with a smile, "It turned out to be the immediate boss. Come on, Brother Fei, come in for a cup of tea." With that, he poured the water in his cup and put the tea again.
Zhou Yufei was not polite. He came in and sat on the chair, took the tea made for him by Li Yu, and took a shallow breath. Looking at Wu Xian lying in **, he said, "Did he drink too much?"
Li Yu and others nodded. Zhou Yufei continued, "Don't drink so much in the future. Now I'm here. If the instructor comes, that's not what I said. We just turn a blind eye, but this school is not as strict as other schools. If we are caught, we may get a warning before we go to school, which is not worth it.
"Oh, that's it! We won't drink after that. He just came yesterday, and we picked him up, so we drank a little too much. Zheng Zhou responded.
"Well, that's it! You can also reduce the smell of wine in this room. I'm going to another dormitory to talk to them. I'm coming to teach you how to fold quilts in the afternoon. Zhou Yufei put down the cup and walked out.
"Brother Fei, you often come to play!" Li Yu took Zhou Yufei to the door and said.
Zhou Yufei answered and walked into another dormitory. Li Yu and others also began to work hard to remove the smell of alcohol in the room.
When Wu Xian was about noon, he was woken up by the hunger in his stomach. Those guys were really not human yesterday! I kept pouring wine on myself, which made me vomit sparsely and almost spit out the bile. Now this belly has revolutionized, alas, poor man!
"Lao, you finally woke up." Li Yu saw Wu Xian get up and greeted him.
After a meal last night, the relationship between the four also advanced by leaps and bounds. Finally, they were ranked according to the age in the novel. Wu Xian was only 18 years old, so he was called the youngest. Zheng Zhou ranked second. Originally, he was unanimously called the second brother, but Zheng Zhou strongly asked to change, otherwise he would change the dormitory, so everyone called him the boss. Unexpectedly, Zhao Da was tall and only a few months older than Wu Xian. This result surprised everyone. And because Li Yu was the largest, the position of the dormitory director fell on his shoulder.
"Well, that is, the three of you are not authentic and put me down as soon as they came." Wu Xian rubbed his head. Yesterday's wine still didn't wake up, and now his head still hurts a little. What time is it now? Can you eat yet?"
Li Da smiled and said, "I'm still an old cow. As soon as I woke up, I wanted to eat. This level is not something we can wait to achieve."
"Go, you didn't fix it. I vomited all my food, and now my stomach has rebelled. Can you find something to eat?" Wu Xian retorted.
"Okay, young one, get dressed and leave! The canteen is not open now. Let's go out to eat. Li Yu said to Wu Xian with a smile.
Wu Xian looked at Li Yu warily and said, "I won't drink even if I die this time. Otherwise, I'll still be hungry first and wait until the canteen opens."
Li Yu laughed loudly and said, "Kid, even if you want to drink, you can't drink. Your boy's heroic performance alone made us poor yesterday. I wanted to keep some wine to drink these days. I didn't expect that your boy would be round. What else to drink? If you drink more, I will drink the northwest wind. Zhao Da and Zheng Zhou nodded at the same time. It seemed that they really didn't drink.
The four of them had a small stir-fry outside, then wandered for a while and began to walk to school. I felt a little oppressive as soon as I entered the school gate. The reason is that there are more people in uniform on campus. If they hadn't come in from the school gate just now, the four of them would have thought they had entered the police station.
"Alas, it's sad! I was a little panicked when I saw these uniforms. Li Yu shook her head and smiled bitterly.
"I'm a little bit too." Zhao Da responded.
Zheng Zhou looked at a senior sister in uniform in front of him and said with a smile, "Why don't you wear a skirt?" Otherwise, it will be the uniform of Chiguoguo**."
"Fal" "Despise" "Don't say you know me"
Zheng Zhou's words attracted strong contempt from the three people. However, the performance of the next three made Zheng Zhou feel that he was still quite pure. How's that senior?" That person is a freshman, right? She looks good." "That girl is good! It looks like a peak on the side of the mountain, with different heights. Stop and sit at the Aifeng Pavilion at night, and the frost leaves are red in February flowers..."
"Shameless! They are all a bunch of wolves!" Zheng Zhou also said in his heart that if he said it, he would be beaten by a group.
In the afternoon, Zhou Yufei came to teach Wu Xian and others to fold the quilt. Looking at the flat quilt folded into square tofu pieces, Wu Xian and others were all envious. But the weather in the South China Sea is too hot. As soon as he folded a quilt, Zhou Yufei's clothes were exposed, and the fan was still on.
"Well, that's the essentials of this stack of quilts. You can press them when you have time, so that the quilts are easy to form." After saying that, he began to guide others to fold the quilt, and the buddy who was taken by Zhou Yufei as a demonstration said with a smile, "I put the quilt like this and didn't cover it to death." This guy's words suddenly caused all the laughter in this bedroom.
Wu Xian also returned to the dormitory and took his quilt and began to act, but except for a little statue, there was no statue. Zheng Zhou's children's shoes played at a high level, and the square tofu cubes appeared in his **, and several other people he envied were about to die. Finally, the heavy responsibility of folding the quilt fell on Zheng Zhou's children's shoes, which made Zheng Zhou's children's shoes laugh and cry.
In the evening, all four of them talked nonsense in the dormitory after taking a shower. Suddenly, Li Yu shouted and looked at the beautiful women. The other three immediately jumped on it. It turned out that Li Yu entered the intranet of Nanhai University of Political Science and Law. A post from the school forum is displayed on the computer desktop.
"I thought a university like this didn't have the ranking of the school beauty! I didn't expect that there would be such a good guy who made the ranking of the school beauty. Li Yu said to the three people around the computer.
Wu Xian looked at a few pictures and lacked interest. Although it looks good, it is either an artistic photo or a makeup made by yourself, and you can't see the original real appearance at all.
Li Yu and others stopped looking at Wu Xian when they saw it, so they asked, "Why don't you look at it? Don't you like women? After saying that, the three of them tacitly stepped back.
"Get out of here, I'm a normal man and won't be interested in you three. It's just that the current girls either take artistic photos or put on heavy makeup, and the ghost knows what they will look like after removing their makeup. What's more ruthless is PS. A dinosaur can become Xi Shi, and Xi Shi can become a fairy. In a word. The most unbelievable thing these days is photos.
"Incisive, but, Daxian, you are so demanding, what type do you like? Li Yu asked.
Wu Xian thought for a moment and said, "This! First of all, long hair is floating, straight hair, one without makeup, elemental beauty. It's good to see it for 20 years. The most important thing is to be virtuous and be able to get into the kitchen.
"Child, you are born in the wrong age. It's better to be hundreds of years in advance. The requirements you mentioned can meet you. Now, except for the first one, take your time to find it yourself!" Li Yu looked at Wu Xian and said like an old bachelor.
As soon as Li Yu finished his words, Zhao Da called Wu Xian. Old one, here is one that meets your requirements.
Li Yu listened to Zhao Da's words and came up actively. When she saw the people on the screen, Li Yu looked strange. Is there anyone in the world that this boy said, or is this boy who has been on the campus network before, according to this standard?
"Hey, youngster, this beautiful girl is a freshman. You have a chance!" Zheng Zhou said with a smile.
Wu Xian smiled, but he didn't expect that Li Heqing was also on this school beauty list and still ranked first among freshmen! That's a must. This girl is the master's. Who can't rob her? Otherwise, I'll be anxious with him.
When Li Yu saw Wu Xian's domineering announcement of the news, she felt very adulterous. He asked with a smile, "Old one, do you know her? Say whether you have adultery or not.
"Go, keep it a secret! Watch it then! Waiting for the master to triumph." Wu Xianhao said ambitiously.
Zhao Da poured a basin of cold water on Wu Xian's heart. Little one, you are still practical. Others are so beautiful that they have chased her too much. With your small body, it can't be your turn!" Zhao Da's words were immediately approved by the other two. At the same time, they came over and patted Wu Xian on the shoulder, with very sympathetic eyes. Wu Xian, who was angry, scolded the three people for not being righteous enough, as if they had died before they were successful.