Chapter 36 Hopeless Interview
"Okay, now the interview begins." A senior sitting on the jury may not be able to stand it anymore. He shouted at a group of wolves who were having a spring, with contemptuous look on his face.
When everyone heard someone say that the interview began, they woke up from Yuan Wenlan's smile. Zhang Wei, are you here yet?
A long and thin man stood up and walked to the podium. A teacher on the jury asked, "Have you ever done publicity work in school before?"
The buddy looked ahead and answered seriously, "I used to be a cultural committee member in the class and painted on the blackboard. I have a certain understanding of the publicity work, and I think I am qualified for this job.
"What are your strengths?" The teacher asked again.
"I can draw and write calligraphy, and I feel good about myself."
Hearing this, the teacher put down the pen in his hand and looked at the interviewer on the stage. He asked, "Then why did you choose to come to the Propaganda Department?"
The buddy seemed to have prepared his lines and came as soon as he opened his mouth. Because I have done publicity work and am familiar with some of them, and I also want to fully exercise myself in college so that my college life is not so monotonous!"
The teacher nodded and said to the buddy above, "Well, it's okay. Go down and have a rest!" The buddy bowed politely before leaving the podium.
The second person went to the podium, and the questions asked by the judges were basically the same. That's three questions. Although this girl is not as talented as the previous buddy, she has done a lot of summer work, basically the kind of girl with some social experience. Five people came down in a row, and the problems were all those, and Wu Xian also fought Xiao Jiujiu in his heart!
"Run away! It is either versatile, or has certain work experience or social experience. What about me? Work experience? Zero! From primary school to high school, the biggest official is a team leader and a cultural committee member, which is an official position that can't be climbed high! Social experience? I don't know if learning farming at home is a kind of social experience? Painting? Calligraphy? We also know a little. At least once we also used a reed as a brush and made a few strokes. The artistic conception is not bad, but let's make do with the words! If you can't draw anything else, you can draw bamboo, which is still a kind of simple strokes. I have drawn a few comics, but compared with the genuine version, what I imitate is a completely new character. Compared with them, I feel inferior!" Wu Xian muttered with a wry smile, which may be the most tragic activity! Showing his shortcomings to the public, Wu Xian was a little embarrassed to retreat.
Yuan Wenlan has been watching Wu Xian intentionally or unintentionally. When she saw the smiling face on Wu Xian's face, Yuan Wenlan thought to herself, "Is he so confident? Can he be better than everyone in front of him? After turning over the information in his hand and seeing that the following two were Wu Xian, Yuan Wenlan immediately took Wu Xian's information in her hand. Whether it was gold or waste material would be verified in her own hands.
Wu Xian didn't even know his bitter smile and became a bridge to control his fate.
Two or three people are very fast, and they can ask in less than five minutes. Seeing Wu Xian, Yuan Wenlan cleared her voice slightly and asked Wu Xian, "Why did you come to participate in the propaganda department?"
Anyway, Wu Xian has the idea of breaking the jar, and he doesn't have too many words. In order to be able to exercise!"
When Yuan Wenlan saw Wu Xian's answer so concisely, was he so confident? So please tell me, what kind of specialty do you have?
The corners of Wu Xian's mouth rose slightly, showing a wry smile. Specialty? Seriously, everything is just a little bit of fur, not a specialty.
Yuan Wenlan saw Wu Xian's confident smile again and finally couldn't help asking, "You are so modest. I appreciate you very much. So please tell me where your self-confidence comes from?
Wu Xian was stunned. Where did he be modest? I'm telling the truth. Why do you say I'm modest? Originally, you may not even know how to draw and write calligraphy, but it's just a nice way to make yourself from making a fool of yourself. How can you become modest? And the appreciation of beautiful women, don't talk nonsense! Didn't you see that the wolves sitting over there have turned into evil tigers?
When Yuan Wenlan saw Wu Xian silent, she thought that what Wu Xian wanted to express was that self-confidence came from his silent efforts, not fancy words. Thinking of this, Yuan Wenlan immediately looked at Wu Xian, as if she had found a new continent.
"OK, I understand what you mean. Thank you. You can go down and have a rest. Yuan Wenlan said.
Wu Xian looked at Yuan Wenlan speechlessly. Before I said the answer, you shot me. However, forget it! Anyway, I didn't expect to be able to enter the propaganda department. Just think of it as a free interview experience!
Wu Xian sat in his seat and looked at the people behind him talking on the podium. Wu Xian was bored for a while! If I had known that there were such crouching tigers and hidden dragons in college, I would not have come to participate in any propaganda department. He was the only one who was shot before he answered the question. Depressed!
After everyone spoke, the teacher sitting on the jury stood up and said to the students sitting aside, "That's all for today's interview, and the results will be announced on the bulletin board in two days. Let's go and see it by yourself! There is nothing wrong now. Let's go back! Enjoy next weekend."
After hearing the teacher say that nothing happened, a group of people immediately walked out. No one wanted to stay in this boring space for another minute. Although there was a beautiful woman in it, you stared at her alone. If they didn't call the police, there was smoke coming from your ancestral grave.
Wu Xian walked out slowly and took a deep breath. Relieve the depressed mood you just received in it, look at the deep blue sky, and show a smile. Haha... It's better to go back to bed! There is no need to work. Everything is floating clouds.
Back to the dormitory, the boss and Brother Da have disappeared. Wu Xian asked the only guy in the dormitory, "Where are the boss and Brother Da?"
Zheng Zhou took a look at Wu Xian and said, " boss, that boy went out to pick up girls. As for Brother Da, I don't know about this. Maybe I went to eat with my fellow villagers, or maybe I went out for a walk. All right, I won't talk to you. I'll take a shower first. I have to go out to eat with my fellow villagers later.
"No! You all left and threw me alone in the dormitory? Do you have a conscience?" Wu Xian called sadly.
"Son, you can also find your fellow villagers to go out for dinner or something, or go to the street to get a girl and ask her to go to the cinema." Zheng Zhou's voice came from the bathroom.
Wu Xian despised for a while. It's not that you don't know that there are few people in Nanhu in our school, but so far I have seen a person from Nanhu, and she is still a woman. You asked me to invite her to dinner. Brother, what will she think?
"Ha ha, I forgot. However, it's better for you to be fellow villagers. Hearing Zheng Zhou's shameless voice coming out of the bathroom, Wu Xian could imagine how obscene Zheng Zhou's smile was.
" Stay away from me. A girl with no feeling will never touch it!" Wu Xian shouted at the door of the bathroom.
"Then there is only a second way to go." Zheng Zhou's words came from the bathroom, and at the same time, there was a sound of water.
Seeing the sound of water inside, Wu Xian directly raised an international gesture in the bathroom. He also began to take off his clothes and changed into a cool set of clothes.
Wu Xian clicked on several websites he had been paying attention to on Li Yu's computer. Looking at the exquisite handmade knives and titanium alloy lighters on the website, I drool a lot! However, I don't have much money in my pocket, and I can't afford it! Take that knife as an example, it can be regarded as a luxury. One centimeter of rice, Wu Xian's living expenses are only a few centimeters a month.
The more you look at it, the more poisonous it is, and the more poisonous it is. I didn't find out when Zheng Zhou came behind him. Old one, that's good! I like this knife. How much is it? I'll buy a few as a gift.
When Wu Xian saw that Zheng Zhou had been dressed, he couldn't help but laugh at his addiction. A living man wore clothes beside him, but he didn't find it. It's only a few thousand yuan! However, for those who like it, it's worth it!"
Zheng Zhou couldn't help smacking his tongue. A knife costs thousands of yuan. Should he consider becoming a blacksmith in the future? This profession is quite good! It's a big profit, and there are not many competitors yet. Forget it! At this price, I can't get a few back if I sell them.
Zheng Zhou picked up his mobile phone from the table and looked at the time. He patted Wu Xian on the shoulder with a smile and said, "Lao, have fun alone!" I went to dinner first. Remember, don't be too ** when masturbate!"
"Get out! Don't let me see you." In Wu Xian's laughter and scolding, Zheng Zhou also disappeared, leaving only one Wu Xian in the dormitory doing nothing.