Chapter 50 Crazy Woman
It was another Saturday. Wu Xian tidyed up early in the morning and prepared to go out. Zheng Zhou got up for the second time and asked, "Lao, what are you doing?" So neat!"
"Hey, I have an appointment with my Qingqing today to go to the cinema." Wu Xian's face is full of happy longing.
"Damn, early in the morning, brother, can you be less disgusting? Look, I have goosebumps." Zheng Zhou stretched out his arm to Wu Xian.
Wu Xian immediately blocked it and said, "Okui, boss. I still want to eat. What's my appetite if you do this? He picked up the mobile phone on the table and looked at it and said to Zheng Zhou, "Boss, I'll flash first. I'll call you if there's anything, but I hope there won't be any phone call." Zheng Zhou raised a finger at Wu Xian's back and then did what he should do.
Li Heqing had already made breakfast in the canteen. When he saw Wu Xian coming in, he immediately waved. Wu Xian went to Li Heqing, picked up a deep-fried dough stick and put it in his mouth. Li Heqing's chopsticks hit Wu Xian's hand and said a little coquettishly, "Why are you so unhygienic? It's not without chopsticks."
Wu Xian put down the deep-fried dough sticks, picked up a pair of chopsticks from the dinner plate, smiled at Li Heqing and said, "Qingqing, I find more and more that you smell like my housekeeper."
Li Heqing blushed and glanced at Wu Xian, "Who is your housekeeper! I'm really shameless."
Hearing Li Heqing say this, Wu Xian immediately cried sadly: "Oh, my God! My Qingqing doesn't want me anymore. There is no light in my world.
"Eat you! So many things can't stop you." Seeing that Wu Xian said more and more, Li Heqing quickly stuffed a deep-fried dough stick into Wu Xian's mouth. So that Wu Xian won't say something to make him blush.
After breakfast, Wu Xian and Li Heqing took a bus to Fucheng. Not long after the shops on the street opened, Li Heqing took Wu Xian and began to stroll around. Wu Xian now knows why Li Heqing said he would go to the cinema in the morning. It turned out that he was pulling himself to go shopping.
Although Wu Xian doesn't like shopping very much, he is accompanied by beautiful women, and this hard work has become a beautiful dream.
Li Heqing took Wu Xian to wander around. Basically, he had to try on two sets of clothes in the store that sold clothes, but they only tried not to buy them. Among them, Wu Xian saw several sets of Li Heqing wearing very well. Originally, he wanted to ask Li Heqing to buy them, but Li Heqing gently said in Wu Xian's ear, "I don't want to buy them, just I just want to experience the fun of my boyfriend shopping with me. Wu Xian also felt powerless when he heard this! Sister, you try this. Although you have nothing, the way the waiter looks at me has changed!
Li Heqing pursued this kind of fun, and Wu Xian had to accompany Li Heqing in the store.
Wu Xian took Li Heqing's hand and walked on the street, which is also a reward policy for shopping! Li Heqing saw a women's underwear store in front of him, and his eyes turned twice in his eyes. He smiled and said to Wu Xian, "Xian, I want to buy that. Can you go in with me?"
Originally, Wu Xian wanted to agree, but he didn't have to accompany him to buy anything. However, when he saw the store pointed by Li Heqing, Wu Xian couldn't say that good word, just hesitated. This... That... What..."
In the end, Wu Xian couldn't even say a complete word, and his face slowly turned red under the gaze of Li Heqing. Are you kidding? Although it is Wu Xian's dream to enter the women's underwear store, can a big man not be embarrassed to go in and face the underwear all over the world? You have not been treated as a pervert or a pervert, so congratulations, your ancestral grave is smoking.
Seeing Wu Xian's embarrassed red face, Li Heqing smiled and said, "Ok, I lied to you."
"What?" Wu Xian looked at Li Heqing with a face full of disbelief. He had made up his mind to accompany Li Heqing even if he died there. Suddenly, he heard Li Heqing say this, and his fantasy collapsed.
When Li Heqing saw Wu Xian's expression, he immediately knew that there was something unhealthy in the boy's mind. He hummed, "Did you mess up your opportunity?"
Wu Xian may have behaved too clearly and said with a smile, "There! I just didn't expect that my Qingqing would lie to me. Wu Xian seemed to have caught the core and immediately counterattacked, "Speaking of the topic that you lied to me, how is Qingqing going to compensate my young and fragile heart?"
Li Heqing was defeated by Wu Xian's counterattack. Originally, he wanted to cure Wu Xian's wolf heart, but he did not expect that he was given an army by Wu Xian. Ha ha... There's nothing wrong. Why don't we go in now?"
"Hehe..." Wu Xian's smiling eyes narrowed into a line. No, why don't we find a place where there is no one to study together?
Hearing Wu Xian say this, Li Heqing still dares to stay and run out without looking back. Who knows if Wu Xian will be beastly. A young and beautiful girl ran in front of him, and a sunny and capable young man chased behind him. From time to time, he heard the girl making a few silver bell-like laughter. How many people on the street are really envious!
"I'm not running, I'm a little thirsty!" Li Heqing took the lead in surrendering and said to Wu Xian, "I'm a little thirsty. Let's buy something to drink!"
"Well, okay." However, Wu Xian still turned his hand on Li Heqing's head. Li Heqing said anxly, "I have surrendered, and you still messed up my hair."
Wu Xian just smiled. He liked the feeling of Li Heqing's long hair, and his hair was still very straight. Sometimes Wu Xian wanted to find an advertiser for Li Heqing to shoot shampoo advertisements.
Li Heqing walked to the street drink shop and said to the waiter, "A cup of pearl milk tea and a cup of pure water."
"Ha ha, do you still remember!" Wu Xian said with a smile that he was very satisfied with Li Heqing's memory of drinking pure water.
Li Heqing raised his head and said proudly, "That's right, and you don't see who I am."
When Wu Xian and Li Heqing were chatting happily, a voice came. Sorry! By the way, we don't have pure water here. Why don't you two order another cup?
Li Heqing and Wu Xian met and smiled, and both of them forgot that this is a street restaurant, not the kind of grocery store that sells everything. Generally, they only sell street drinks, but they still sell less water. Ha ha, I'm sorry, then give me a cup of lemon tea.
"Okay, please wait a moment."
Wu Xian and Li Heqing were drinking drinks on the street, holding their little hands and walking slowly. Wu Xian saw that the clock in a store showed that it was 10:30, so he said to Li Heqing, "Qingqing, we are going to the cinema now. How about going to have dinner after watching it? Or are you going to see it after dinner?"
Li Heqing asked about the time, thought about it and said to Wu Xian, "Let's go to the cinema first!" After watching the movie, we will go to dinner and decide where to go after eating.
"Okay." Wu Xian responded. Take Li Heqing to the cinema.
Walking to the cinema, Wu Xian saw that there were not many people in line. Yes, who came to watch the movie in the morning! So he said to Li Heqing, "Qingqing, you line up first. I'll buy some popcorn and coke or something." Li Heqing nodded.
Wu Xian walked to sell food, but Wu Xian didn't know that a pair of vicious eyes behind him were staring at him fiercely.
"Boss, give me two cups of coke and a bag of popcorn." Wu Xian said to the owner who bought snacks. The boss quickly took out what Wu Xian wanted. After Wu Xian finished paying the money, as soon as he took two steps, a woman bumped into him, grabbed Wu Xian's arm and said loudly, "You bastard, I finally found you."
The things in Wu Xian's hand were spilled on the ground by this woman's collision, and he was a little angry, but he still restrained himself and would rather do less than do more. Sorry, miss, you have the wrong person.
"Ha ha, call me Miss! That's right. You don't have to pay if you eat clean. Of course, I'm almost the same as Miss!" The woman said a little crazily.
People who are shopping are also attracted by this scene at this moment, forming a small circle. Wu Xian didn't expect to encounter such a thing when he bought some snacks. Seeing the average-looking woman who was about 234 years old, Wu Xian really wanted to go up and beat her. Why did he come to me? Now it is regarded as a monkey!
"I'm sorry! I think you really got the wrong person. Sorry, please make way!" Wu Xian didn't want to be strangled into some of the right and wrong, and said politely to the people around him.
The woman didn't let Wu Xian go. She grabbed Wu Xian and dragged her in. It's not idle in my mouth." I know I don't deserve you, but you infected me with your sharp 1 wet wart, and you still have to give me your medical expenses!"
Wu Xian was pulled hard by the crazy woman, and half of the only things in his hand were also reduced. Except for the coke in his right hand, everything else was dedicated to the floor.
Originally, Wu Xian thought about this matter. He was unlucky and bought a new bag of popcorn at most. Now Wu Xian is really popular. What the hell! After repeated entanglement, he clearly explained to her that he was not the person she knew, and now said that he had transmitted some disease to her. Although Wu Xian did not know what kind of disease it was, Wu Xian also knew that the disease was absolutely not a good thing in the eyes of the onlookers.
Wu Xian threw the only coke in his hand to the ground, and the brown water exploded on the ground and splashed around. What do you want? Let me tell you, there is no one in my dictionary that doesn't hit women. Tell me clearly that I'm not a gentleman!"
The crazy woman was a little scared when she saw Wu Xian like this, but she still said strongly, "Come on! You hit it! Forget me to death. It's not that I haven't been beaten by you."
Onlookers saw the girl's reaction to the image of a vulnerable woman holding on in the face of domestic violence. Everyone also believed the woman's words.