Chapter 320 Call the police? No way

After the report of defeating the R country H national martial arts delegation with one person was vigorously publicized by Nanhai Province, Wu Xian couldn't even think of a reputation. Wu Xian was so scared that he dared not go out these days. As soon as he went out, he was surrounded by people to sign and asked Wu Xian to perform martial arts for them.

So Wu Xian has become an authentic otaku at home these days, and has become an avant-garde person invisibly. However, the TV at home is occupied by Sadako, and the computer is occupied by Zhao Muxue. Wu Xian could only watch cartoons with Li Heqing, and he didn't know whether the two were intentional or unintentional.

There are cartoons, snacks, and beautiful women. This life is simply a fairy life. Wu Xian is a little in love with this life, but the disadvantage is that Li Heqing did not wear a maid costume.

When it comes to this maid costume, Wu Xian remembered a recruitment revelation he saw on the Internet, saying that an otaku wanted to find a maid to go home and watch a movie with him, with a salary of more than 3,000 yuan, food and accommodation, and as long as the girl watches cartoons with him, it is not recommended. Wu Xian thought that he wanted to laugh a little. It's good to say that he didn't push down, but now he doesn't push down. That buddy is just looking for a girlfriend! I guess the quality is still relatively good. Now Wu Xian thinks that that buddy is also a good man looking for a girlfriend. After a long time, that buddy is the aunt I worship.

Wu Xian looked at Li Heqing, who was changing the next episode, and his eyes were full of stars. He could find a beautiful girl to watch cartoons with him without paying his salary. This day is so beautiful.

Li Heqing changed another episode of the cartoon of Crayon Xiaoxin. Seeing the **1 smile on Wu Xian's face, he angrily reached out and pinched Wu Xian's face and said, "What's wrong with you thinking?"

"Where is it! What else can you think of besides missing you?" Wu Xian said to Li Heqing with a hippie smile, but he did pull Li Heqing into his arms.

Li Heqing was very useful for Wu Xian's sweet words, so he fell into Wu Xian's arms and played with Wu Xian.

"Qingqing, can I discuss something with you?" Wu Xian said with Li Heqing, who was smiling in his arms.

Li Heqing looked up at Wu Xian and said, "What's the matter? Say it." However, before he finished saying this, Li Heqing's attention returned to Crayon Shin-chan on the computer.

Seeing Li Heqing's performance, Wu Xian touched his nose and said helplessly, "Can you change a cartoon? I've been watching this film for three days."

Wu Xian doesn't have many opinions on how long he will watch it, but Wu Xian is speechless when he looks at Crayon Xiaoxin. I don't know why Li Heqing is so interesting. Anyway, Wu Xian is watching Crayon Xiaoxin and wants to die. It's too naive.

"Why? Don't you think Xiaoxin is cute? Don't you think this plot is funny?" Li Heqing asked Wu Xian with some doubt.

Seeing Li Heqing's expression, there was a black line on Wu Xian's forehead and he didn't know what to say, but in order not to let his IQ drop sharply, Wu Xian still said bravely, "Xiaoxin is cute and funny, but you will feel boring after watching too much, right?"

"I don't think so! I think it looks good. You see, he is quite funny now. Hahaha... Xian, look at it! Haha" Li Heqing did not forget to pull Wu Xian to be happy together while entertaining himself.

Seeing Li Heqing like this, Wu Xian smiled bitterly. Seeing that his euphemistic actions did not work, Wu Xian could only give up the idea of continuing to talk and focus on looking at the beautiful woman in his arms.

When Li Heqing laughed there, Wu Xian always smiled a few words, and then began to look at Li Heqing. It didn't take long for Xiaoxin to laugh a few episodes, but it made people laugh several times. When he saw the subtitles at the end, Li Heqing got up from Wu Xian's arms and was ready to change the film.

Seeing Li Heqing's movements, Wu Xian hoped to watch the bloody and affectionate soap opera with Zhao Muxue, which makes people dizzy easily. That film can at least let Wu Xian see the intellectual level of the same person!

However, it seems that Wu Xian wants to watch cartoons, which means that he still has a small child in his heart!

Li Heqing did not click out the next episode of Crayon Shin-chan, but turned off Crayon Shin-chan and changed it to the main interface of PPS. He asked Wu Xian, "Which cartoon do you want to see?"

Hearing Li Heqing say so, Wu Xian hugged Li Heqing fiercely and kissed her on the forehead, with the same expression as an ant seeing sugar.

"Look at the Pirate King! I've seen it before, and now I don't know which episode it has been updated to. It should be over!" Wu Xian suddenly thought of chasing the Pirate King for more than a month. Looking at its plot, Wu Xian still liked it.

"One Piece?" Li Heqing looked at Wu Xian in surprise, and his eyes were full of surprise. That film is not finished yet! It's been ten years, and it's basically a middle period. After waiting for a few years, you can grab the computer with your son to watch One Piece.

"Fuck! It's not over yet. I thought it would be complete after ten years. This girl hasn't finished yet!" Wu Xian said angrily, this is purely a trap! Ten years of grinding a sword can't describe that buddy. It's so perverted!

"If he had watched it for a long time, I would watch it with my son! I don't believe that my son has grown up, and the old boy hasn't finished it yet.

Hearing Wu Xian say this, Li Heqing covered his mouth and smiled softly. OK, do you watch it or not? If you don't look at it, I'll watch Crayon Shin-chan.

"You can put this thing aside first. I don't know who just said that he would give birth to a son for me and let him watch One Piece with me?" Wu Xian hugged Li Heqing and smiled, as if a big gray wolf had successfully abducted Little Red Riding Hood.

Who said that? Who said he was going to give birth to a son for you? Li Heqing said with a red face. Seeing Wu Xian's approaching face, Li Heqing stretched out his hand to block Wu Xian's face and said, "Is it like you to have a son?" Fighting all day? Become a national hero?"

Li Heqing still has a little bit of a little bit about the forbidden life these days, and now he is just using it to suppress Wu Xian. Then we don't have sons, but a lot of beautiful daughters, beautiful women like you. We dressed them up beautifully.

Who is going to have a daughter with you? What a shame!" Seeing that Wu Xian was not suppressed, he let Wu Xian take the opportunity to counterattack. Li Heqing was a little he wanted to get up from Wu Xian.

"Isn't that what you said? Didn't you say that having a boy would fight like me? That subtext is to have a girl with me! If you understand so clearly, I still understand." Wu Xian listened to the lecture on his face and looked at Li Heqing as a good student every time.

"No more, no more. You are a shameless bad guy!" Li Heqing struggled to run out of Wu Xian's arms, stood high and pointed to Wu Xian and said that a queen wind made Wu Xian slightly fall in love.

"Hey, then I'll show you how powerful the bad guy is!" Wu Xian rubbed his hands, smiled, and looked up and down at Li Heqing's well-developed body.

Feeing Wu Xian's red and fruity eyes, Li Heqing screamed strangely and was ready to escape, but how could a weak woman run out of Wu Xian's palm?

Before he ran, he was carried by Wu Xian. Wu Xian walked to his room with Li Heqing, as if he was ready to roll the sheets in broad daylight.

Li Heqing saw Wu Xian carrying her to Wu Xian's own room, opened his mouth and shouted loudly, wanting others to come out to stop Wu Xian. But Zhao Muxue came out and took a look without saying anything. She went straight into her room and took the door heavily, as if Li Heqing's cry for help affected her to watch TV.

"Little girl, just call me! The louder you scream, the more excited I am! On my territory, no one will come to save you if you break your throat. Wu Xian said the well-known lines very evilly. His tone and tone were a little more like those who really played **.

However, at the critical moment when Wu Xian was about to open his door, Li Heqing's mobile phone suddenly rang. Li Heqing took out his mobile phone from himself and looked at it and hurriedly picked it up. However, Wu Xian was crazy and didn't stop. As soon as he saw Li Heqing calling with his mobile phone, he shouted, "Call the police? No way!" With that, he grabbed the mobile phone in Li Heqing's hand and threw it directly to **.