Landlord's hot day

Chapter 56 Cultivation is not an easy job

These little women have to do a lot of work for their families every day. When they are young, they have to carry water to cook, pull grass and chop wood. In this way, it is strange that the skin on their faces of their faces will not be damaged! Sometimes they are also busy working and don't have time to clean up their own appearance, so they become the "unkempt face" and "sloppy" in the mouth of the little bolt...

And this fish is the aunt in Loli's skin, and it is still from the 21st century. Naturally, it is cleaner than the native women in Xiaoqi Village. Not only must the clothes be washed before wearing them, but they also pay special attention to hygiene and cleanliness. Even when they are still young, they will never be the same as their peers. Feel free to roll and play on the ground, let alone drag a long snot on your face...

The fish also knew that the ultraviolet rays at the seaside were much stronger than other places, and the gentle sea breeze would also blow people's skin. Therefore, the fish knew from the moment when the sun was the strongest and the sea breeze was strongest. At the same time, he used some simple skin care methods accumulated in his previous life to carefully protect his delicate Skin.

Since the fish has always been carefully protecting their skin and maintaining their appearance, they will naturally look a little different in the eyes of others. In addition, children of the same age are not as beautiful as fish, and some of them don't even know how to dress up.

In this way, the fish are naturally more outstanding among a group of native women, and it is normal to be noticed by the little bolt.

However, these unique things about fish are actually only developed little by little according to the living habits of her previous life, but it is not that fish deliberately did this to make a difference. Moreover, it seems that the Yang family feels normal to see the fish like this. They don't feel any difference between the fish and other people's little women. Maybe the Yang family is used to seeing such fish when they were young.

However, as an outsider, Xiao Shuanzi can find that the fish is different, which still makes the fish very happy. After all, which girl doesn't like to listen to praise and praise?

So Xiao Shuanzi's words successfully scored for himself, making Yuer feel that he is a good husband. It is also because of these words that really praise Yuer, Yuer decided to officially regard Xiao Shuanzi as a candidate for her future husband, and made up her mind to transform Xiao Shuan from now on. Zi, try your best to cultivate Xiao Shuzi into a satisfactory husband!

The poor little bolt didn't know at all. Just because of these words, he has been officially listed as a cultivation object by the fish. He is still struggling to wonder whether the fish will regret not giving him sugar, so he finally made up a flattering smile and a revering sentence in order to make the fish keep his promise: "And Ba Niang You are more generous than those little women in our village, always generously share sugar with everyone!"

Xiaozuanzi's words not only did not make the fish feel that he was praising himself, but made the fish pay more and more attention to the problem that Xiaozuzi likes to eat sugar. He decided to use sugar as bait first and cultivate Xiaozuzi into a "man" that meets his own requirements. After successful cultivation, he can find a way to let Xiaozuzi give up the bad hobby of eating sugar.

And since the fish has decided to include the well-aware suppository as a cultivation object, the most important thing now is to help the small suppository lose weight. The fish will not care about the fact that the small suppository is not up to the standard because of the small suppository. Moreover, the fish did a lot of weight loss in their previous life, so it is not difficult to make a weight loss plan for the little bolt...

In order to have a slim figure, Yuer used a lot of dieting in her previous life, so she casually added a condition to the little bolt: "Oh, I just forgot to say that you want to continue to get sugar from me, and there is another condition."

"What?!"

Xiao Shuanzi jumped up and protested with an indignant face, "You...didn't you just promise me not to regret it?"

The fish blinked his big watery eyes and argued innocently, "I don't regret it. I'm just adding a condition. What's wrong? Aren't you going to eat candy?"

"You...well, I'll put up with it for sugar!" Xiao Shuzi said with a look of death: "Tell me, what have you come up with to torture me!"

"Don't be embarrassed! I just want to help you lose weight, so that you won't always be called 'little fat' and 'little fat'," the fish said for a pause. Seeing that the little bolt was really interested, he pricked up his ears and finished with a smile: "Don't you hate people calling you 'little fat' and 'little fat'? As long as you lose weight, won't anyone give you a nickname in the future? Even if they take it for you, you can justly refute that you are not fat, can you?

Yuer's words sound quite seductive, which makes the little bolt tickle at the moment--this little bolt is so big that he hates being called a little fat man, so being able to control these people's mouths is the little bolt's dream...

However, Xiao Shuanzi knew that the fish was a cunning child and always set a trap for himself to drill, so he was not immediately persuaded by the fish and responded happily this time, but carefully asked, "Let's talk about how you plan to help me lose weight. It's not too late for me to agree."

Seeing that Xiao Bolzi's face was guarded, Yuer immediately raised his mouth and smiled at him with a sweet smile and said, "As long as you eat more vegetables and eat less meat on weekdays, so that you can lose weight."

Hearing this, Xiao Shuanzi asked suspiciously, "Do you really just need to eat more vegetables and less meat?"

"Of course, if you can stand it and don't touch a little bit of meat, you will lose weight faster." The fish generously offered the valuable experience he had summed up in his previous life - if he didn't want to be fat, he wouldn't eat meat.

After listening to this, Xiao Shuanzi tilted his little head and thought for a while. He was sure that there was no trap in the fish's words this time, so he patted his chest and replied, "What's so difficult? As long as I eat sugar, I will be willing not to eat! I'll listen to you if you don't eat it.

It turned out that this little bolt only likes to eat sugar, but lacks interest in meat, so he readily agrees to the fish's request. Anyway, he doesn't like meat very much. Since the fish said that he can lose weight without eating it, he simply doesn't eat it.

Xiaozu's obedient cooperation made the fish very satisfied. At the same time, she quietly set up a sports plan for Xiaozuzi, intending to cooperate with the vegetarian diet to make Xiaozu quickly lose weight.

So after the poor little bolt hit it, he learned to play with fish under the old locust tree every day, which would make the fish threaten for various reasons and make him run around the village. He had to sweat all over to stop.

At first, the little bolt always used various ways to be lazy and resist, but since the fish deliberately gave more than half of the sugar that originally belonged to the little bolt to others in front of the little bolt, the little bolt no longer resisted... The fish asked him to run, and he ran obediently. After running for a month, the little bolt himself I have developed the habit of running. Every time I don't wait for the fish to speak, I will run first.

The days passed little by little in the play of the fish and the little bolt. In a blink of an eye, the fish deliberately cultivated the little bolt for three months. In the past three months, the little bolt only ate vegetarian dishes and ran and sweated profusely every day. Soon his original chubby body lost a circle, and finally he was no longer a bucket figure.

However, although the little suppository has lost a circle of weight, it is still a member of the "slightly fat world", and the remaining meat on his body seems to be unable to get rid of it. After observing the small suppository for a period of time, the fish knew that the fat should be caused by the small suppository's love for sweets. So slowly, the fish realized that it was time to get rid of the bad habit of sugar-loving, otherwise he would not lose weight in his life.

But this little bolt has been "sugar-loving" at the moment, and this habit has been maintained for several years, just like a person with a long history of drug addiction, and if the little bolt wants to abs to abstain sugar, the fish will have no magic weapon to restrain him, and the little bolt itself has no motivation... This is really a problem!

For a while, the fish really couldn't think of a way to make the little fat man quit sugar, so he could only put the matter on hold for the time being, let the little bolt continue to diet and exercise, and then slowly talk about the rest.

Since the fish couldn't think of a way to make the little suppository quit sugar for a while, she first tried to find a way to find out the cause and effect of the small suppository's love of sugar. As soon as the fish inquired, he knew that the little bolt's love of sugar was still a "historical problem", and no wonder the little bolt.

It turns out that Xiaoshuzi's father has the unique skill of making crisp sugar, so his family used to open a small workshop to make sugar, and there are piles of hot and freshly baked crisp sugar at home every day. Because of making sugar, this little bolt's father always has to taste it first, so he is addicted to it after tasting it for a long time and has to eat some every day.

When the father of the little bolt loved to eat sugar, the little bolt was just a baby waiting to be fed. Therefore, once when the little bolt's father held him to try sugar, he took a piece of sugar and licked the little bolt. The little bolt grinned as soon as he licked the sugar. Finally, the little bolt in the baby firmly remembered the sweetness. The smell.

Later, the small bolt slowly grew to one or two years old. Before that, the small bolt had not developed the bad habit of "sugar-loving", but the small bolt's father took the sugar ** the small bolt once again, which activated the sweet taste that had been sealed in his memory, so the small bolt was completely from then on. I fell in love with sugar.

In addition, Xiaoshuzi's family was making sugar every day at that time, so when Xiaoshuzi wanted to eat sugar, he just needed to secretly go to the workshop to break a piece, which was not difficult at all. Therefore, Xiaozuzi slowly developed the bad habit of "sugar-loving" by the workshop at home!

And when Lin found the bad habit of the small bolt, the small bolt was five years old and it was difficult to correct it for a while...

However, although Lin couldn't correct the bad habits of the little bolt, she knew how to control the root cause -- she directly didn't let the little bolt's father make sugar and let him change to another business, so as not to make a few money and lose her son's teeth.

It happened that Xiao Zuanzi's sugar workshop didn't make much money at that time, so Xiao Shuanzi's father closed the workshop and started other businesses in line with Lin's wishes.

As soon as the sugar workshop was closed, the little bolt had nowhere to steal sugar. In addition, Lin deliberately hid all the sweets at home, so the slow little bolt usually could hardly eat sugar at home, so he could only relieve his buns or rub sugar everywhere during the Spring Festival.

It is also because Lin's strict management of the small bolt and does not prevent him from eating sugar that the small bolts have the cheek to fight fish, and even listen to the fish for sugar.

After hearing these situations, the fish knew that the situation of the small bolt was not as bad as he thought, and was also glad that Lin could control the sugar addiction of the small bolt with presight. Otherwise, if Lin only knew how to spoil the small bolt and let him eat it, it would be more difficult for the fish to control the small bolt now. Sugar addiction has been removed.

Since the fish knows that Lin usually controls the small bolt by tough means and only let him eat sugar occasionally, the fish quickly came up with a way - as long as she cooperates with Lin and no longer gives the small bolt sugar in the future, the small bolt has less chance to eat sugar, as long as the channel for the small bolt sugar is cut off, There is nothing you can do if you just want to eat it.

However, it is still a little difficult for the little bolt to feel that he does not eat sugar. He has to find something else to distract the little bolt. It is best to use the method to stimulate the small bolt. After getting along with Xiao Bolt for so long, he has already figured out the easy-to-irrit temperament of Xiao Bolt, so Yu'er wants to find something to provoke the little bolt, so that he will be angry and not eat sugar as soon as he is angered.

After having the general direction of the preliminary plan, Yuer began to think about what method to stimulate the small bolt. After thinking about it, Yuer finally decided to take advantage of his advantage and make the small bolt "in dwarfed", and the so-called advantage of Yuer was that she, a pseudo-loli, had accumulated two generations of knowledge...

Under the guidance of Yang Dalang and Yang Silang, the mastery of various ancient knowledge has made rapid progress. Not only did Yang Dalang read the Book of Songs, Zhou Li, Book of Rites, etc. that Yang Dalang must read in the school, but also the courses that other students who are going to participate in the imperial examination should learn, fish I also learned it all.

Of course, Yuerzhi is not a female champion, so she only read those books roughly and roughly understood the meaning, and did not understand these books as well as Yang Dalang and others.

Besides, those boring classical Chinese fish are not very interested. The reason why she read it with Yang Dalang and others is that she was initially curious about the things that ancient students had to learn and wanted to experience it first-hand, but the fish only read it once and was completely uninterested in those classical Chinese.

Therefore, these ancient knowledge and fish are not strong enough to make the little bolts who are serious about to study, but Yang Dalang and Xiao Shuanzi are another subject they study in the school, but fish can be better than them without learning... This subject is "clear calculation".

The so-called "ming arithmetic" is one of the subjects in the imperial examination system of the Song Dynasty. Ming arithmetic basically belongs to the natural sciences and is not as valued as Jinshi. Usually, the examination will be divided into three parts. First, one of the Nine Chapters Law, Zhang Qiujian, Xia Houyang, Zhou Yu and Five Classics are each. Passed;

In the examination of "Recording" and "Three-class Numbers", ten is nine to pass; finally, seven articles of "Decisal Art" and three three "Collection of Ancients", ten pass six are passed.

Mr. Liu thought that the housekeeper would know how to calculate in the future, so he asked Yuer to learn clear calculation from Yang Dalang, and Yuer also learned clear calculation from Yang Dalang, only to know that in fact, the ancient clear calculation was arithmetic, and clear calculation is equivalent to modern mathematics...

This fish was forced to read the multiplication formula by her mother since she was a child. When she grew up, she studied mathematics for several years, so the fish's mathematical knowledge is better than the little bolt, isn't it? Oral calculation and mental calculation are naturally much better than the little boy, and the fish is enough to show off in front of the little bolt.

So one day, the fish deliberately showed his hand in front of the little bolt, which made the little bolt unable to close his mouth. It seemed that it was hard to believe that the fish who had not read a book in school, actually learned better than him!

And what Yuer wanted was this shocking effect. When Xiao Shuanzi was surprised, Yuer immediately seized the opportunity and said to provoke him, "Xiao Shuanzi, you don't work so hard in school. No wonder you are not as good as me!"

"I..."

The little bolt only said "I" and chose to respond to the fish's mockery with silence. Who let him really learn as well as the fish?

But the fish could not easily let go of the small bolt, but she deliberately added another sentence coldly: "Oh, I just asked my brothers to teach me some when I had nothing to do, and I didn't even go to the school, let alone let my husband teach it in person. I just learned something at will, even if you are better than Xiao Shuanzi. You are really not ordinary stupid. Even I, a little lady, can't win!"

The little bolt really can't be provoked. As soon as the fish provoked him, he immediately defended with an excited face: "Who said I can't even win you?"

"Isn't it?"

The fish first glanced at the little bolt with a smile, and then refuted him with the facts: "Just now, we counted the math, but you were not as fast as me, and you made several mistakes. I didn't miscalc it anywhere!"

"That's because..."

Xiaozuanzi only got up and couldn't find words to refute the fish, but he really didn't want to be looked down on by a little woman, so the face-to-faced Xiaozuanzi finally found an excuse for himself: "That's because I haven't listened to the class well recently. If I study hard for a few days, I will definitely compare you. Go down!"

"Can you really compare me? I don't think I can do it!" Yuer deliberately pretended not to believe and provoked the little bolt with words, trying to provoke the little bolt's temper.