Chapter 31 Newcomer's visit 1
In a blink of an eye, the fish married to the Zhao family for three days. After breakfast on the third day, Lin left the fish alone for a long time. He carefully discussed some big and small matters of the door with the fish, and carefully prepared all the gifts for the fish to return to the door, and let the fish and Xiaozaozi go home early tomorrow morning. Don't let the Yang family I'm in a hurry.
At night, after Yu'er and Xiao Shuanzi blew the lamp and went to **, Yu'er thought for a moment and told Xiao Shuanzi, "If we go back tomorrow, you have to talk carefully. Don't say anything you shouldn't say, and let your father and mother think that I'm not doing well at my husband's house..."
Xiao Shuanzi was a little unhappy when he heard Yuer's words. He complained with a sad face, "What can't you say? I don't know how comfortable it is after you married to our family. How can it be? Even if I tell the truth and don't deliberately look for that good word, my father-in-law and mother-in-law will know that you are doing well in your husband's house! Not only have my husband never treated you badly, but my father-in-law and mother-in-law have never treated you badly!"
"I'm just telling you casually. Did you say a lot of words to argue with me? Stingy!" When the fish saw that Xiao Bolzi had said a series of words to protest, she frowned helplessly.
The little bolt beside him saw that he simply held the fish in his arms. With his big hand, he made irregularly ** and said with a smile, "I just want everyone to know that if you marry me, you will only enjoy happiness and won't suffer!"
At this time, the fish held in the arms of the little bolt was no longer in the mood to answer the little bolt's words, because the unruly big hands of the little bolt were touching her itch, which made her whole body shrink into a ball and giggle.
Xiao Shuanzi was not in a hurry to do that with the fish. Instead, he continued to laugh at the fish and chatted with the fish: "Madam, do you know why this new daughter-in-law went back to her mother's house with her husband's house three or five or seven days after marrying to her husband?"
When the fish heard this, she said coquettishly: "You have been making me laugh all the time. How can I answer you?"
After saying the fish'er's words, the little bolt stopped using his bad hand and turned to hook a wisp of fish's hair around his fingers. After the fish was released from the little bolt's magic palm, the fish replied lazily: "The bride is afraid of being bullied by her husband's son-in-law after marrying her husband's house, so she will hurry to take her husband back home as soon as she gets married for a few days. , I want my mother's family to help beat and beat my husband! Let her husband dare not bully her in the future!"
Yuer's words made Xiao Shuanzi suddenly cry and laugh: "A lot of nonsense! Are you an official who can eat people?
"Well, that is, the bride was afraid of her mother's family's worries, so she hurried home to show her mother's family, so that her mother's family knew that she was not wronged in her husband's house, so that her family could rest assured." This time, what the fish said was a little more reliable. After hearing this, Xiao Shuanzi did not talk about the fish's nonsense, but told the fish the story of the bride returning home.
"In fact, there is an interesting legend in the custom of the bride returning to the door," Xiao Shuanzi started as a storyteller, but after this head got up, he deliberately did not say anything, but suddenly asked the fish, "Do you want to listen to this legend?"
As soon as the fish heard this, she was furious. She rudely stretched out her pink fist and beat the little bolt and said angrily, "If you don't want to tell that interesting legend, why do you deliberately start?! Be careful if you don't pay attention to me!"
When Xiao Shuanzi heard the words, he immediately smiled and made a request in his heart: "Ma'am, if you are willing to kiss your husband's face, go on immediately!"
But how can the fish be threatened by the small bolt?
Seeing the fish snorted disdainfully, "Huh, don't say pull down, I'm going to bed!"
Seeing that his wife was angry and had pulled the quilt across her back, Xiaozuzi hurriedly squeezed out a bright smile, pulled the fish's body back, and quickly took the initiative to put her face to the fish's little mouth: "Since the wife is unwilling to kiss her husband, then take the initiative to let the wife kiss her. Anyway, it's all The same."
As soon as the little bolt played with the treasure, the fish couldn't get angry at the moment. After laughing, he could only pretend to stare at the little bolt angrily.
Now that Xiao Shuzi has got the kiss of the fish, he naturally dares not sell it anymore. He immediately consciously said, "There was a little woman who said a lot, and her parents were very uncomfortable with it. One day, her mother said that she--'s mouth is too talkative. The little lady is so bad and unlikable, and she will be disliked if she marries someone else's house in the future.'
The little bolt paused and then went down and said, "Soon the little lady will get married."
The fish heard that this had aroused interest and asked hurriedly without waiting for Xiao Shuanzi to speak: "Then after she married her husband's family, is she really disliked for talking too much?" Was she given a break by her husband because she talked too much?
Xiao Shuzi shook his head mysteriously and said, "The story is so easy to be guessed by the wife, so what else can I do about it?" It's better to sleep with your wife directly!"
"Okay, don't talk about it. Go on!" Seeing that Xiao Xuanzi seemed to be off topic, Yu'er immediately stared at him unhappily and urged him frequently.
"After the little wife married her husband's house, she always remembered her mother's reminder before going out. She was afraid of being rejected by her husband and did not speak for two days and nights. In this way, the groom was very anxious and thought, 'Is it possible that the matchmaker was coaxed and carried back a mute?' The groom thought about it and finally decided to divorce the bride..."
As soon as the fish heard it, she exclaimed, "Ah, that little lady has really been retired!"
"Don't worry, the story is not over yet. Listen to me talk slowly," the little bolt saw the fish obediently shut as the audience, and then slowly said, "The groom waited for three days and didn't see the bride open her mouth, so on the fourth day, he invited a sedan chair to carry the bride back to her mother's house, as if he wanted to take the bride to rest. The appearance of sending it back to my mother's house.
"The bride was both sad and aggrieved after knowing it. When she was about to get home, she inadvertently saw a hunter raising his bow and aiming at a crisp bird through the shaking curtains. The hunter aimed very accurately, so the cheerful bird was quickly killed..."
"When the bride saw this scene, she thought of what happened to her and couldn't help sighing in the sedan chair: 'The red willow green sweater is hidden in the deep mountains. You died after talking too much, and I didn't say anything to turn back.
Hearing this, the fish immediately grasped the point of the story and asked, "So the bride sighed so much that the groom knew that she was not mute?"
"Yes, the groom who had been following the sedan chair was very surprised when he heard this and immediately realized that the bride was not a mute, but he didn't speak for some reason a few days ago. So the groom began to regret his recklessness and wanted to let the person carrying the sedan chair turn back immediately, but by this time the sedan chair had been carried to the door of the bride's house..."
"The groom came up with an idea in anxiety. After seeing his father-in-law and mother-in-law, he never mentioned the divorce of his wife, but said that today he specially accompanied the bride back to visit the two elders. As soon as the bride's parents heard this, they only praised the groom for not only filial piety but also thoughtful thinking, and happily welcomed the young couple. From then on--"
"Since then, the bride has returned to the door in three days, and it has become a custom that has been passed down to this day," Yuer took Xiao Bolt's words first and smiled proudly: "Am I guessing the end of this story?"
"Yes, yes, my fish is the smartest!"
The little bolt first praised the fish with a smile, and then quietly untied the fish's close-wear while the fish was still immersed in the story. When the fish recovered from the story, the little bolt had peeled her like a newborn baby. The fish only had time to exclaim low and was pressed by the small bolt. Under my body...
After a moment, the heavy nanmu bed "squeaked" and "squeaked", and the fish's touching moans and small bolts were intertwined with beast-like low gasp. At the same time, those wonderful sounds were intertwined into the most primitive and beautiful music, and also made Nanmu** with the tent have an unconcealed beautiful spring light... ...
In the dead of night and the branches on the moon, it is a wonderful moment for the bride and his wife.