Chapter 129 Stupid girl, are you bluffing me?

"Stupid Meier, the baby doesn't live in the mother's stomach, but... Well, the father puts it in the mother's stomach."

To be honest, Meng Zhe is really not easy to explain to his sister-in-law Jiang Xiyao about this core issue, so what he said is still a little vague.

"Did Dad put it in his mother's stomach?" Jiang Xiyao, a girl, was aroused by Meng Zhe's vague statement. She stared at Meng Zhe without blinking and continued to ask, "Meng Jiji, how can you put it in? It's not that they haven't seen a newborn baby. When the baby was born, there was, there was... such a big one!"

While talking, Jiang Xiyao separated the two white arms and drew a distance of about 30 centimeters.

"Stupid girl, who said that the baby that the father put in the mother's stomach also has such a big baby?"

Meng Zhe stretched out his hand and tapped gently on Jiang Xiyao's forehead, and then said with a little crying and laughing - how on earth is this stupid girl's brain constructed?

"Ah-woo! Meng Jiji, if you knock on someone's head again, you will be stupid!" After covering the little head with both hands and pouting to protest against Meng Zhe's knocking on the head, Jiang Xiyao quickly turned her attention to the baby's question: "Nah... Meng Jiji, how big is the baby that the father put into his mother's stomach?"

How old is

?

"Meier, do you know what's the difference between a little girl and an adult girl?"

Meng Zhe scratched his head and decided to start from adolescence after thinking for a long time.

"Punlike, hate! Meng Jiji, you are a fool! Why do you ask such a shameful question..."

This question made Jiang Xiyao blush - the difference between the little girl and the adult aunt, Jiang Xiyao, who has been developing for two or three years, of course, is very clear.

"Because only adult girls can conceive a baby." Meng Zheyan answered concisely, and after a slight pause, he continued, "Just like an adult girl can be pregnant with a baby. Only an adult boy who marries an adult girl can put the baby into the belly of an adult girl."

When talking about this, Jiang Xiyao finally seemed to understand, but she obviously still didn't understand what this had to do with what she heard last night.

So, in the spirit of learning and forging ahead without shame, Jiang Xiyao stared at Meng Zhe and asked, "Meng Jiji, what you said has nothing to do with the fight between my parents and my parents last night?"

"It's related! Of course it matters! Clumsy Meier, because Uncle Jiang and Aunt Hu..." Looking at his sister-in-law's big eyes, Meng Zhe really felt that the following words were a little unspeakable.

God, earth, I can't get through this day. How can I spread such an embarrassing thing? Sister-in-law, you suddenly realized whether it or not... Although she prayed like this in her heart, looking at Jiang Xiyao, who was still full of doubts, Meng Zhe would not understand if she didn't say why, then Mei'er, the stupid girl's heart knot must not be untied.

So, after gritting his teeth, Meng Zhe, who had been in circles for a long time, finally began to explain the core problem to his stupid sister-in-law - "Listen to me, Meier. If an adult man and woman who are married, if they want to get the crystallization of their love, that is, a baby, they must let the adult boy put the seeds of the baby stored in his body into the belly of the adult girl. In order to complete this step, their bodies must make the closest contact. The boy should put the dick he used to put the seeds into the girl to receive the seeds..."

At this point, Meng Zhe looked at his sister-in-law Jiang Xiyao with some embarrassment, because the boy's penis could use the nickname of dick, and the girl's nickname seemed to have no erotic nickname suitable for the current name?

Is it possible that the flower path has never been swept by guests. Is the Pengmen open for you now?

"What is it? Come on, Meng Jiji, tell me quickly.

Jiang Xiyao, a curious baby, didn't know what Meng Zhe was embarrassed about at all. Instead, she was tired of shaking Meng Zhe's hand and asking.

These knowledge that can't be obtained in class are really interesting for Jiang Xiyao's little girl who is full of curiosity about herself and different surnames at this stage.

"Inside...[***]."

Meng Zhe, who had no choice but to be shaken down by his sister-in-law, could only say this special noun that he felt a little embarrassed and said to his sister-in-law Jiang Xiyao, who was still young.

It's just that what Meng Zhe didn't expect at all was Jiang Xiyao, who would definitely become a frightened little white rabbit. Instead of showing any shyness, her hands that shook his arms became more energetic.

"Meng Jiji, you lie again. He has held the neighbor's little boy before, only... only so small!" While talking, Jiang Xiyao drew about a peanut distance with her right thumb and forefinger.

Obviously, there is no concept of an adult man in Xiao Nizi's mind.

So Jiang Xiyao felt very confused - occasionally when taking a shower, the girl had also explored where she was with her fingers because she was curious, so she couldn't imagine how a chick the size of a peanut could put the baby's seeds in.

"Stupid girl, were your breasts as big as they are now two years ago?"

Jiang Xiyao's doubts about not seeing problems from the perspective of development made Meng Zhe quite speechless, so Meng Zhe couldn't help saying this.

"Meng Jiji!!! You big bad guy, big pervert! You, you, you... How can you pay attention to people here?!"

Very good. This time, Meng Zhe finally succeeded in turning his sister-in-law Jiang Xiyao, who subconsciously covered her chest with her hands, into a frightened little white rabbit.

"I mean, I just want to tell you that the child will also develop, and the baby's peanuts will become very long and thick when they grow up..."

Meng Zhe is somewhat guilty about his sister-in-law's questioning - in the past two years, Meng Zhe has seen Jiang Xiyao's spring too many times intentionally or unintentionally, and even eaten Jiang Xiyao's stupid girl, the tofu sent to his door many times.

So, after saying this sentence, Meng Zhe quickly changed the topic: "Stupid Meier, I'm back to the point! Because an adult boy who wants a baby, if he wants to put his seeds in the belly of an adult girl, he needs to put his dick into the adult girl's one for a long time... And this kind of thing, except for the girl's pain when she does it for the first time, it will be a very comfortable thing- When you are extremely comfortable, adult girls will use their crying voice to make the seemingly painful but actually happy voices you heard last night when they are doing this kind of thing! So, you don't have to worry about your parents at all. They really didn't fight!"

When spitting out the last word, Meng Zhe showed a relieved expression.

Mom!

This kind of thing will be explained next time. Anyway, I won't be this popular science worker again! Even if it is the future wife Jiang Weiyu who asks this kind of question, she will never explain it!

After listening to Meng Zhe's words, Jiang Xiyao blushed, twisted her hands and fell into silence. Meng Zhe did not say anything - so there were only two people in the room, slowly breeding an element called ambiguity.

Fortunately, Jiang Xiyao, a stupid girl, finally summoned up her courage to raise her head again and asked a very stupid and naive question - "Meng Jiji, my parents did this kind of thing yesterday. Will our family have an extra brother or sister after a while?"

Jiang Xiyao looked at Meng Zhe seriously and asked like this.

"This problem..." Meng Zhe got a big head again, because he found that he just just explained that it was not a fight but a villain, and forgot to explain that this kind of goblin fight also had the function of enhancing the relationship between husband and wife.

"Meier, I didn't say this kind of thing just now. Will it be very comfortable to do it except for the first time? Therefore, in addition to doing this kind of thing for the sake of breeding a baby, married adult men and women will also do this kind of thing to increase their love and love... At this time, as long as you take all kinds of precautions, you will not conceive a baby.

Fortunately, this problem is not difficult to explain, and it will not make Meng Zhe so embarrassed that he can't speak - yes, the most embarrassing thing is said, what else is there to say?

"It's a lie! How can you like and love each other by doing such a strange thing?

I don't know what Jiang Xiyao's stupid girl thought of. Anyway, before Meng Zhe's voice fell, Jiang Xiyao had already opened her mouth and asked.

"Stupid girl, I'm not lying, I'm real. If you don't believe it, go home and pay attention to it. Let's see if your parents are in a better relationship than usual today, and see if your mother looks radiant today... Ah, by the way, don't tell them that I've said these things to you! Never tell Xun'er!"

Meng Zhe now just wants to send Jiang Xiyao home quickly to end this embarrassing conversation.

"Can't you tell your parents or your sister?"

Jiang Xiyao, who was still red on her cheeks, seemed to be in a very, very good mood when she said this sentence. Meng Zhe even saw the unconcealed excitement in the eyes of the little girl.

Hmm?

What's so happy about this kind of thing?

Meng Zhe couldn't figure out what he thought of in his little sister-in-law.

Since you don't understand Meng Zhe, you don't bother to guess. Don't guess the girl's thoughts, do you? So Meng Zhe just nodded vigorously and then said, "Yes, I must not tell Uncle Jiang and Aunt Hu what I said, and absolutely not tell your sister!"

"...Okay."

Jiang Xiyao, who had completely got rid of the anxiety and panic, seemed to be in a good mood, nodded and agreed to Meng Zhe's request in a seemingly reserved tone.

And Meng Zhe naturally showed a relieved expression.

Sanqing Daozu, Jade Emperor... Thank you, thank you!

But not until Meng Zhe was happy, Jiang Xiyao suddenly stretched out two smooth fingers like mutton fat jade at him... Huh?

What kind of shape is this? I don't have a head. Why do I make a V gesture to my brother-in-law to represent victory?

Meng Zhe, who thought so, looked at it again and made sure that Jiang Xiyao was indeed a victory V gesture in the palm outward, not a discordant anti-V gesture in the palm.

"Meng Jiji, don't forget that the last time you took away someone's first kiss, you promised to unconditionally meet my three requirements! Take away your first kiss of being kissed by a girl, it's just the first one... So you still owe me two requirements that must be unconditionally satisfied!"

After saying that, he didn't think of anything, so the red glow that could not melt appeared on his face again. Even Jiang Xiyao, whose small ears and slender neck were affected by the seedlings, turned her head and ran away without looking back.

Ahh?

Stupid girl, you are bluffing me... Brother-in-law, how can I make such a promise that is completely unfavorable to me? And one time or three?

Meng Zhe blinked his eyes, and then he tried to recall the incident when he kissed his sister-in-law by mistake. Then Meng Zhe was surprised to find that he seemed, seemed, maybe, probably, basically... At that time, he really said such a thing when he was trying to appease his sister-in-law Jiang Xiyao because he was afraid of Jiang Weiying's discovery!

So, Meng Zhe felt a little big again, because he had vaguely guessed the reason why Jiang Xiyao had just deliberately proposed this matter and ran away with a red face as soon as he finished speaking.

"Fly, hit your stupid mouth, won't you make up some lies to deceive that stupid girl?"

Meng Zhe, who was in the middle of the head, stretched out his hand to his mouth in annoyance and slapped him twice.

After completely shifting the responsibility to his mouth, Meng Zhe muttered self-hypnosis: "Maybe, maybe I think too much? Meier, a stupid girl, even if I just said that, she still has a little girl who doesn't understand those things, so she shouldn't make that kind of request, right? Well, I don't think so..."

After self-hypnosis, Meng Zhe rubbed his face and quickly walked out of his office and studio, and then went straight to the studio of the Women's Twelve Painting Workshop.

Although Jiang Xiyao promised not to say those conversations just now, it was strange that Meng Zhe could rest assured at this moment - unfortunately, after Meng Zhe pushed open the door of the Women's Twelve Painting Workshop, he did not find Jiang Xiyao in the studio.

"Meng Zhe, where is Mei'er? Did she tell you what happened?

Seeing that the person standing at the door was Meng Zhe, Jiang Wei, as a sister, immediately asked in a worried tone. At this time, the little girl didn't care what the other girls in the studio would think.

"It's no big deal. That stupid girl is just suddenly depressed. I have successfully solved this problem! Why didn't Mei Er come back to the studio?

Meng Zhe answered Jiang Wei's second question first, which made Jiang Wei calm down before asking back.

After saying that, Meng Zhe and Jiang Weiyu coincidentally coincided with each other. They thought of the most likely answer to the surname - Jiang Xiyao's girl should have gone home.

"Meier, is she really all right?"

And this kind of situation is a little strange no matter how you think about it. Obviously, Jiang Wei, as a sister, is still a little worried.

"It should be no problem... Why don't we go to your house and have a look?"

Meng Zhe nodded first, but then he said in an uncertain tone. Meng Zhe was still a little worried about Jiang Xiyao's ability to keep secrets.

Jiang Weiyu, who was also worried about his sister, of course, would not refuse Meng Zhe's request, so the two hurriedly walked down the building of Tianjiao Club - from the receptionist in the lobby on the first floor, Meng Zhe got the answer that Jiang Xiyao did run in a few minutes ago, although the receptionist was not sure that she ran in a hurry. Miss Jiang, is it her sister Jiang Xiyao or her sister Jiang Wei?

So, more than ten minutes later, Meng Zhe walked into the door of the Jiang family for the Nth time.

"Xiao Zhe is here? It just so happens that my aunt is going to cook. Let's talk about it... What do you want to eat?"

Hu Caiwei, with a ruddy face, was obviously in a very good mood when she opened the door. She said with a smile.

"Aunt Hu likes to eat everything! So whatever you want!"

He noticed that Hu Caiwei was different from usual Meng Zhe, and said this while secretly taking a breath.

"Ouch, Xiao Zhe, did you put honey on your little mouth today? But... Auntie, I can't make this kind of food."

Hu Caiwei stretched out her hand and pinched Meng Zhe's face with a smile and answered Meng Zhe in a joking tone. She was really in a very good mood today.

"Well... can you make tremella lotus seed porridge?" Meng Zhe quickly changed it to the designated food. After Hu Caiwei nodded and said yes, Meng Zhe finally asked, "Aunt Hu, has Meier come back?"

"I'm back, I'm just back! Meier, the crazy girl, I don't know if she is hyperhidden today. When I opened the door, she stared at me for a long time, and then suddenly rushed into my arms and said that she was really worried for nothing, saying that Xiao Zhe, you really didn't lie to him... Xiao Zhe, what on earth did you say to Meier?

Speaking of Jiang Xiyao, Hu Caiwei's tone became a little strange. Obviously, she was very puzzled by what had just happened between her and Jiang Xiyao.

"Heh, heh... Aunt Hu didn't say anything! Meier, because she had grown up, she suddenly began to worry about what to do if Aunt Hu suddenly got old. I comforted him and said that Aunt Hu, you would not be old, because Aunt Hu, you are a typical representative of this year's 20th and 18th next year... So, Meier ran home. It was about how she saw Aunt Hu. You can't be young and beautiful, so don't worry!"

In the face of Hu Caiwei's inquiry, Meng Zhe made up such a set of lies in a hurry, and when he said these lies, Meng Zhe's expression was as serious as the host of the news broadcast, and he could not see any trace of lying at all.

"Xiao Zhe, you child, auntie, I have reached the age of old people. How can I be young and beautiful..."

Although she said so in her mouth, Hu Caiwei's eyes containing autumn water have exposed her mood at this moment - there will be that woman who doesn't like to be praised by others?

(to be continued)