Chapter 57 pissed off the fat uncle
Chapter 57 Fat Uncle is so angry
But the next second, all the people present were directly swallowed by Yan's words: "Hey, Ma, I saw the enemy's horse eat happily that day, so I think it's a good thing."
Well, Xiao Liu curled his lips and pretended to have nothing.
As soon as they talked, the leader and Xiao Liu were also ready. Two bags of yellow peaches are firmly hung next to the saddle. The two war horses carry two generations of yellow peaches, and the weight is very well-proportioned.
The leader also began to plan the next step. But he never told Yan Cun and Xiao Liu that this would be their separation.
The head of the man took the black beans handed over by Yan cen, reached out and took a handful, and sent it to the horse's mouth. The horse smelled the fragrant horse, fluttered, and the food was very happy.
The headman fed the horse on the left and the horse on the right for a while, and the black beans in the bag soon saw the bottom.
From time to time, he said, "Horse, I'm full of food. After a while, I will spread my hooves and run away. When it comes to the next step, I will stir-fry a large plate of black beans for you. Although you are the enemy's war horse, I will send us safely. I am as good to you as my own horse!"
As soon as Yan Zheng heard this, he poofed and laughed, "Uncle Fat, that's the enemy's horse. It can understand the enemy's words, but it can't understand us. Why don't you learn to bark twice and see if you can communicate.
The leader glanced at Yan Chan and said, "Go, go, go, what do you know? If you don't communicate well in advance, this horse knows human nature. It's time to run well."
After saying that, the head man touched the horse's head in a good way, which was very close to him. Uninformed people will probably think that this is not a war horse snatched from others, but the leader's own horse.
After being quiet for a while, when Yan Yi and Xiao Liu thought that the leader fell asleep against the horse's face, the leader suddenly said, "Hurry up and get on the horse. They're coming. After a while, he ran hard and ran into a hidden place and stayed out.
Then the leader himself turned over the horse.
The two war horses bear extraordinary weight. One is the weight of two people, and the other is a fat boss. Now there are two generations of heavy yellow peaches.
At once, the two horses retreated one after another, and the hooves will stand firm.
The group of leaders who listened said, "The clothes of the yellow peaches are all open, and the other hand is just right. If you see the pursuers behind you for a while, Xiao Liu is responsible for driving the horse. Yan Xiaoqi is responsible for throwing the yellow peaches at them. No matter whether you hit it or not, it will still be, just smash it fiercely."
The leader calmly commanded, and Xiao Liu and Yan Chan nod to show that they understood.
The leader turned slightly, took out a yellow peach, pinched it in the palm of his hand, and said to Xiao Liu and Yan Xin, "Let's leave quickly before they get close. It's not appropriate to stay here for a long time. After a while, we will whip a few more fiercely to make the horse run faster."
Now the leader doesn't like to laugh as usual, but more like an elder, teaching the two juniors with a lot of attention.
Naturally, in the eyes of the leader, Xiao Liu and Yan Yi are still children. Such a young child should be favored at home and should not be displaced, just like their own children.
With this thought, I couldn't help opening the dusty memory of the boss.
Before joining the army, the boss was a businessman who opened a small restaurant. He had a beautiful, knowledgeable wife, and a pair of lively and lovely children.
If they are still alive, they should be Xiao Liu. Yan is as big as Yan, and they are two or three years apart at most. Originally, the whole family was beautiful and envied others.
However, that year, he went out to negotiate business, and there was a plague in the village. When the child's mother dragged the two children to find the leader, he was dying, and the doctor was also helpless. Later, I went there in a few days.
Leaving the leader to pull the two sons and daughters alone, but God seems to be particularly unfair to the leader. After the end, the two countries will go to war, so the leader can only run around with his children.
Not long after, the lovely children were seriously ill one after another. The doctor in the town said that the cause of this induced disease may be left by the previous plague. Then there was a long-term hard work, so it broke out.
Medicinal materials are bought with silver, and it costs money to hire a doctor. Originally, I was wandering, so I didn't save any money. Now the entanglement on my body is becoming more and more rare. With only broken silver, it is no longer possible to buy medicine for the two children. In addition, the head man also owes a lot of foreign debts.
In the end, the two children couldn't survive. The youngest son went there for a few days, and the eldest daughter barely delayed for a few days.
The happy family of four was left with a lonely husband. He helped in the restaurant for some time. After paying off the foreign debt, the lonely leader joined the army without looking back.
At that time, the two good brothers around the leader persuaded him to go back to his old business and make a living. However, the leader shook his head. He is a man. He can't live in the world. If he dies in the battlefield, he can also be worthy of his wife and children. At least he can have a companion on Huangquan Road, and he won't be too lonely.
Before joining the army, he always joked with his good brother, "Madam and the dolls are waiting for me in front. If you don't see me, they won't go too far. The whole family should go on the road together."
Later, the officers and soldiers recruited took away the newly enlisted militiamen. After entering the barracks and training for a period of time, they were organized according to different teams.
Because of the good food cooked by the head man, he was assigned to the cooking camp and followed the vanguard camp.
After the battle, the leader stayed in the barracks safely, in charge of the food of the generals and soldiers.
Although he did not go to the battlefield to kill the enemy himself, making every meal in the rear is not as simple as killing the enemy.
As the saying goes: people are iron, and rice is steel. Only when you have enough food can you have the strength to work.
Year after year, the leader has also stayed in the barracks for nearly ten years. From the head soldier to the head of the battalion, it is not easy to become the leader of a battalion.
Whenever I miss my wife and children, at the beginning, I was drunk in the military camp and used alcohol to relieve my worries, but later, I was half drunk and went to the military prostitute to vent my selfish desires and find a place where I could vent my anger.
"Where to go! Stop, don't run!"
A scolding interrupted the memory of the boss. The leader on the horse looked back. It was terrible. The enemy caught up with him.
"Yan Xiaoqi, throw the peaches!" He didn't care much. The leader shouted loudly at the horse in front of him, and also rode the horse to run again and again at the same time.
Open some horse bodies on the side and don't agree to be hit by the yellow peaches of the robbed party. The solid yellow peaches are really tied up, but they are not lighter than the stone.
So the leader is also making this idea. It is very difficult to find a package of stones on the mountain road here for a while, but with this yellow peach, it also saves a lot of trouble, and it is barely counted as a hidden weapon.
Immediately when Yan Yi heard this, he obediently took out Huang Tao, turned his face sideways and said to Xiao Liu, "I, I, I'm going to lose it, be careful of your face."
Xiao Liu really didn't care about it and only received it: "Raid your hand over your head and throw it back fiercely. It won't hit both of us like this."
Yan Chan nodded and left Xiao Liu with the back of his head.
In the blink of an eye, a yellow peach was thrown out of Yan Chou's hand, and he didn't know whether it was hit or not. The boss looked at it, it was great, and then he also threw out the yellow peach in his hand.
Throwing one by one, from time to time you can also hear a cry and fall.
The people in the rear never know when the two horses that have been moving forward alternately will throw out the next fruit. I don't know where the parabola falls.
Although the slightly better martial arts can be avoided, those who are poor in martial arts are not so lucky and fall to the ground.
Wait for the time to get on the horse and chase again. The person in front of him has already run away.
But this is always the time when the food is exhausted. This is not a treasure pot, and it is born infinitely.
Just as Yan Zhen and others were about to reach the top of the mountain, there was no yellow peach left, and the enemy was also chasing hard in the rear. Although it was half a miles away, the sound was indeed clear.
I only heard the leader say to the wind, "Xiaoliu, don't stop driving the horse, don't turn back. There is my cushion here. No matter what happens, don't stop, run forward until you meet the advance army."
will be outside and not restricted by military orders. So at this time, the leader was the biggest, so he listened to him.
"Yes!" Listening to the unreal voice from the wind in the rear, Xiao Liu quickly replied.
Not long after, they heard the sound of weapons handing over from the rear. They ran hard, but the sound of chasing was that they were getting farther and farther away.
Yan qi was worried about the head man and turned his face slightly to Xiao Liu: "Xiao Liu, let's go back to find Uncle Fat. He can't handle it alone. Let's help him."
Xiao Liu shook his head, didn't say anything, and still galloped hard. In fact, Xiao Liu knew in his heart that the boss finally held back the enemy and gave himself time to escape.
If you turn it back now, it will undoubtedly be a trap, and it will also waste the painstaking efforts of the boss. Moreover, if you want to escape again, it will be even more difficult.
But Yan Zhen can't take care of so much. Although he has always been naughty and makes a lot of trouble for the leader, at this time, Yan Zhen really wants to help the leader and let him get out of danger with himself.
So Yan Zhi struggled in Xiao Liu's arms. He must drive Xiao Liu back to be the leader. The two of them are deadlocked immediately.
With such a struggle, the horse ran more unstable. In order to prevent the two of them from falling off the horse and being injured by the horse, Xiao Liu scolded, "Don't make trouble. When you cross the mountain, meet the army, and then go back to save Mr. Lei. Now we will go back and die!"