Chapter 1 Don't pretend*, pretend* to pee in your pants!
At the beginning of September, although autumn has begun, the autumn tiger is still fierce. The weather is extremely sultry. Yicheng Railway Station is full of people carrying large boxes and small bags. The huge waiting room is like a big steamer. People are sweating like rain, wet and sticky, and many people's faces are irritable.
It was the beginning of college freshmen. Many students, accompanied by their parents, waited for the beginning of a new life with some trembling and excitement.
Wang Zheng sat in a chair boredly, kicking on flip-flops, wearing washed white trousers and sweatshirts, and constantly fanning magazines as fans in his hand. Looking at all kinds of passengers, Wang Zheng was really depressed.
Originally, he lived a free life in Yicheng and rural areas. He slept until he woke up naturally every day and could flirt with the blushing little girl in the village when he had nothing to do. As a result, the damn old man broke his comfortable life with a phone call. He couldn't refuse the old man who watched him grow up at all, so Wang Zheng stepped forward. The train to the capital.
"It's really aggrieved and fresh. This old man actually asked me to be a bodyguard for a girl. I don't know whose girl is so blessed." To put it bluntly, the bodyguard is a male nanny. He must be called by his employer, which makes Wang Zheng really a little unhappy, but he has nowhere to vent.
"Next, we will start to broadcast a brief introduction to Yicheng's weekly news."
The fang-toothed female anchor in Yicheng began to appear on TV at the railway station.
"On Monday, Jiangning Bank robbed. The suspect of the robbery has been arrested in Yicheng. Surprisingly, the police found that the suspect was tied up and thrown at the gate of the police station early in the morning. The police are now looking for mysterious volunteers.
"On Tuesday, Yicheng Pixiang Hope Primary School was established, and the mysterious funder did not appear from beginning to end. This Hope Primary School will also become the largest Hope Primary School in Beichuan, which is expected to solve the problem of the difficulty of children from 1,000 poor families."
"On Wednesday, Xu Ming, chairman of Hanfang Group, the largest real estate developer in Yicheng, has been investigated on suspicion of illegal fund-raising. A mysterious clue provider proved to the police that Xu Ming's illegal fund-raising has exceeded 4 billion..."
Listening to this shocking news, Wang Zheng's slightly depressed face finally showed a happy smile.
In this way, I said goodbye to Yicheng, but fortunately, I left a little something worth remembering.
It was not easy to get the ticket check, and the train was even more crowded. The carriage was overcrowded. Wang Zheng spent a lot of effort and finally squeezed into his seat.
"Brother, this is my seat."
A boy with black-framed glasses and dressed as a college student is sitting in the seat that should belong to Wang Zheng, with a flattering smile and saying something to the girl beside him.
And the girl obviously doesn't like to talk to the man with glasses, and her answer is very perfunctory.
What made Wang Zheng unhappy was that the man with glasses obviously heard his words and looked up at himself contemptuously. After looking at himself, he ignored it and continued to give a flattering smile to the girl beside him.
"This child is really... so ignorant." Seeing this, Wang Zheng's unhAPPiness disappeared a lot, and the corners of his mouth led a playful curvature.
"This classmate, this is my seat, please make way." Wang Zheng rarely began to be polite.
The glasses man raised his head again, looked at Wang Zheng from top to bottom contemptuously, then took 100 yuan from the wallet and said, "Countryman, I'll give you 100 yuan to buy your seat."
The girl also saw the man with glasses's behavior, and a trace of disgust flashed between her eyebrows, but she didn't say anything.
"100 yuan, so much?" Wang Zheng showed a flattered look and was silly and happy.
"I haven't seen the world, why don't you take it!" The man with glasses said impatiently. Wang Zheng, a countryman, disturbed his time to pick up girls and made him very unhappy.
"But I like this better!" Wang Zheng smiled and didn't receive the money, but reached out to grab the iPhone4S in the man's hand with glasses. He threw it hard and threw it directly to the other end of the carriage!
The whole carriage was crowded, and the mobile phone was thrown so far away that it disappeared directly into the crowd!
"How can you, a countryman, grab my mobile phone? Like a robber, he is not a good person at first sight!" The man with glasses stood up angrily and roared at Wang Zheng.
Wang Zheng shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently, "If you don't pick it up again, I guess your mobile phone will be gone."
The man with glasses stared at Wang Zheng fiercely, and then squeezed to the other end of the car. This is the mobile phone he just bought. It is an absolute weapon for picking up girls. You can't lose it like this.
Wang Zheng smiled happily, sat down directly in his seat and said to himself, "Bad boy, we countrymen are not easy to bully."
Many of the crowded passengers around laughed kindly. The behavior of the man with glasses just now really made them feel unhappy. Although Wang Zheng's approach was a little rude, it was really enough to relieve their anger.
The girl next to her also smiled, turned her face and said to Wang Zheng, "You are so funny."
The girl was wearing a pink T-shirt, her long hair was tied into a ponytail, and her lower body was wearing khaki shorts. Her bare calves were as white, white, her eyes were large, and she looked very beautiful. She belonged to the type of girl next door. No wonder the man with glasses stuck to others shamelessly.
"Meet me, my name is Su Huanan, a sophomore at Capital Medical University. Thank you for driving that annoying guy away." The girl named Su Slowly smiled and bent her eyebrows, which was very sweet and beautiful.
"My name is Wang Zheng."
Su slowly found that the man in a sweatshirt was not as rude and casual as he was wearing. If he scraped off the messy stubble, his appearance was even quite beautiful, and his smile was quite kind.
I have to say that in general, men and women are from the appearance association.
"You countryman, you robbed it. Robber!" The man with glasses finally squeezed over from the other end of the carriage, waved the mobile phone with the cracked screen, and cursed angrily.
A prank smile flashed from the corners of Wang Zheng's mouth: "If you dare to say one more word, believe me or not, I will throw you out? Just like throwing a mobile phone just now!"
"Your mouth is so dirty, is this the quality of you countrymen? After all, he is a migrant worker without much education!" The man with glasses is a little timid, but he still doesn't give in.
"Do you deserve to occupy my seat and talk to me about quality? Not to mention me, who can compare your quality with the old and young men in this carriage?
In addition to the students who started school, there were many migrant workers in the carriage. The words of the glasses man had long provoked their anger. Hearing Wang Zheng's scolding, they immediately shouted happily, and even some good people began to cheer.
"You wait, you wait." The man with glasses became the target of public criticism. He trembled angrily and pointed to Wang Zheng and said, "When I get to the capital, I will find someone to deal with you!" A countryman with no quality and no tutor!"
"You don't have to wait for the capital. I'll clean you up now." Wang Zheng grinned and looked very happy.
Wang Zheng took off his flip-flop, put it up, and shouted demonstratously, "If you dare to say one more word, I will fan you into a pig's head."
The glasses man is obviously the type of bullying the soft and afraid of the hard, as if he was really afraid that the flip-flops in Wang Zheng's hand would fan down. The corners of his mouth moved, but he didn't dare to make a sound again.
"Looking at people with colored glasses, such a person deserves a lesson." Su slowly curled her lips and looked very beautiful: "Wang Zheng, are you going to school or travel to the capital?"
Wang Zheng shook his head: "No, I'm here to work in the capital."
The man with glasses said again without regret: "Work? You are a migrant worker, right? Still working? Which construction site are you moving bricks on? Do you want me to introduce you to a security job?"
Wang Zheng looked at the man with contemptuously, stood up and walked to him. His lips moved, as if he had whispered something.
The man with glasses said doubtfully, "What did you just say? Say it louder, I didn't hear it clearly.
Wang Zheng looked a little impatient and said, "I said you peed in your pants, handsome!"
Wang Zheng's shout attracted everyone's attention, and everyone unconsciously turned their eyes to the crotch of the man with glasses!
"You're bullshit!" The man with eyes shouted, but still instinctively looked at his crotch!
It doesn't matter. The man's yellow casual trousers with glasses have been wet, and the crotch is still dripping wetly!
Wang Zheng covered his nose and said with disgust, "It smells bad! How old are you and still peed in your pants!"
Everyone covered their mouths and noses. The carriage was originally closed and unventilated. A strange smell came from the crotch of the man with glasses, and then spread quickly. The passengers near the man with glasses quickly retreated, with a look of disgust on their faces, for fear that the smell would stain on themselves!
"What a shame. I can't even control my own peeing!"
"Go to another car, and let's not be smoked!"
"Is this person qualified to pee in his pants in public on the train? Do you have any public morality!"
"He has no quality in the first place!"
"You have to shoot it quickly and send it to Weibo!" Many people have taken out their mobile phones and pointed them at the crotch of the man with glasses.
"Oh, my God! How could this happen!"
The man with glasses has clearly felt that he is dripping uncontrollably somewhere, and he has been clamped. I tightened my legs, but I couldn't hold back!
"It's a shame!" As soon as the glasses man looked up, he suddenly saw Wang Zheng's eyes full of disgust, contempt and gloating. Suddenly, he wanted to die. With a howling, he covered his crotch and squeezed into the bathroom with a red face!
It is estimated that the glasses man will stay in the bathroom until the train arrives in the capital, and he will no longer have the face to appear in front of everyone.
Looking at the fleeing back of the man with glasses, the whole carriage burst into bursts of laughter.
Wang Zheng said with a smile, "What's wrong with the people in the city? Don't pretend to be ×, pretend to pee in your pants!"
Su slowly saw such a scene. Although his face was red, he also smiled very happily and whispered to Wang Zheng, "You are really awesome. How did you do it just now?"
"What to do?" Wang Zheng said with a harmless face. He now finds that the little girl blushes and gives people a soft and lovely feeling, which deliberately teases her.
"That's... just let him pee in his pants." Su slowly blushed, but still asked, "I can see that you did it."
"I just accidentally poked his closed menstruation." Wang Zheng said with an indifferent face.
"Closed menstruation? You know the meridians of the human body so well. Do you know traditional Chinese medicine? Su Huan slowly looked surprised: "I'm also a doctor of traditional Chinese medicine in a medical university. You can discuss it when you have time!"
"Aren't traditional Chinese medicine all old men?" Wang Zheng touched his face and said, "Is there such a beautiful and young Chinese medicine doctor? I am a martial arts master hidden in the people, not a traditional Chinese medicine doctor.
"However," Wang Zheng paused and continued, "We can really discuss other issues when we have time."
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Sure enough, the man with glasses didn't come out of the bathroom until he got out of the car. He kept his head down, and no one could see his face.
Wang Zheng and Su slowly walked out of the Capital Station side by side. The two chatted all the way and were already very familiar with each other. Wang Zheng was originally cheerful and good at adjusting the atmosphere, which made Su slowly happy all the way.
"It's a pleasure to chat with you. Leave me your contact information." Su slowly took out his mobile phone.
"No, everyone is in the capital. I guess it will be easy to meet." Wang Zheng turned around gracefully and left with his dilapidated package.
Su's face was full of faint regret.
A tall man in a suit and leather shoes saw Wang Zheng. After hesitating for a moment, he came forward and asked, "Is this Mr. Wang Zheng?"
Wang Zheng raised his eyebrows: "Do you know me?"
The boss gave me a picture of you. Knowing that you arrived in the capital today, I was specially sent to pick you up.
When he said this, the tall man was still looking at Wang Zheng's clothes with a face of distrust. This was a senior bodyguard hired by the boss for the lady at a high price. Why did he look like a countryman entering the city? The young lady is a person with a cleanliness fetish. If you see that the bodyguard is this sloppy, won't she be angry again?
And the young lady hates the boss's extra bodyguards. She has a feeling of caged canary. At this time, I don't know how to embarrass the new bodyguard!
Thinking of the young lady's furious appearance, the tall man's forehead couldn't help sweating coldly.
Comparing the photos, the tall man found that the two were indeed exactly the same, and he didn't want to talk to Wang Zheng more. Anyway, everything was decided by the young lady. It is estimated that with her nature, she would definitely not let Wang Zheng enter the door.
"Well, okay, please ask Mr. Wang Zheng to come with me to see the young lady."
The tall man helped Wang Zheng open the rear door of the Mercedes S600, and Wang Zheng sat in carelessly.
The man with glasses stood in the distance and saw Wang Zheng leave. The resentment in his eyes suddenly became stronger. He spit angrily on the ground and then took out his mobile phone: "Hey, second uncle, I met a hateful guy today. Can you help me..."
PS: Knowing that the beginning is more criticized, please endure these two chapters and start immediately. In addition, pay tribute to Liu Da.