I'm a cat

"...That's it, mage," a woman said with lingering heart. "Since that night, it will be like this every day. There must be demons. Mage, you have to save me!" The more she spoke, the more frightened she became, and she couldn't help shaking, "Master, I haven't slept for days. You must save me..."

The mage stretched out his hand to stop her from talking more. He moved his steps and slowly looked at the room.

This is a one-bedroom, one-living room, well-decorated house, located in a high-end residential area with various modern facilities. Its hostess is a woman of the era who graduated from a famous school and worked in a well-known company. However, when something difficult to explain happened around her, she was still the first choice to invite a mage.

This mage is about 60 years old, wearing a moon-white Tang suit, fairy style and Taoist bones, extraordinary temperament, indeed like a master outside the world. This master has always made a living by divination, and occasionally invited people to drive away demons and towns. But ten to eleven of the demon exorcism incidents he has received so far are the result of the parties themselves. He sighed in his heart: Obviously, human beings gave birth to suspects themselves, but every time they were detained by monsters. However, after this sale, this month's wine money has been paid again, which is quite cost-effective. As he thought so, he pretended to check around and walked around the whole house with his fingers.

The owner of this room is a 23- or four-year-old woman. Her beautiful face is full of bleakness and astonishment, and her eyes are full of expectation to follow the mage. She holds a cat in her arms, as if she wants to get some courage from the pet. Her cat obviously couldn't feel the owner's uneasiness and was coquettish. Mage?" Seeing the mage walk several times in the room, she summoned up the courage to ask.

"Don't worry, everything has me!" The mage gave her a remably answer. He was thinking about how to make up a story to end this matter.

"This is..." He suddenly turned his head alertly, and a faint smell floated under his nose. "There is a demon! Did he really meet this time..." He couldn't help fighting a cold war.

The woman hurriedly asked, "Mage?"

"Don't make a sound!" The mage pulled out the mahogany sword, and put a few spells on the sword. He waved the sword, and the spells burned up. The mage used the burning spells in all directions, and then pulled out a few spells, "Papa!" Sticking to the wall, a mouthful of water was sprayed on it, and several words written with cinnabar, bent and twisted, which no one could recognize. The mage touched the sweat and said, "Okay."

The woman asked in surprise, "Does the mage mean that the monsters here have been cleared?"

The mage said righteously, "The lonely ghosts here have been removed by me. These charms have the effect of suppressing the house. If you paste them here, you can rest assured from now on."

"Ah..." The woman took a breath and stretched out her hand to her wallet. "Then your reward is..."

The mage stretched out his hand to stop it and said, "It's not too late to talk about remuneration when the lady's house is really settled down. Let's leave first." With that, he bowed his hand and went out.

"It's really a master!" The woman praised. She fell on the sofa and happily raised the cat in her hand and said, "That's great coffee! We can have a good sleep tonight."

"Meow, meow." The coffee is calling. For it, as long as it is in the owner's **, it can sleep well at any time.

Lu Jiu stood in front of Zhou Ying's door, stretched out several times to knock on the door, and shrank back again and again.

After being frightened when he first came to the city, he couldn't figure out why he didn't immediately carry his luggage back to the mountains, but continued to stay. However, he did not follow his uncle Lu to work as a professional liar in the city. Now he has opened a farm in the suburbs of urban and rural areas, raising pigs, sheep, chickens and other animals, and also growing mushrooms. Because their family has the ability to reproduce organisms in large numbers, the farm is booming. However, because Liu Di and Huoer regard him as a "canteen", his income has not been high.

Lu Jiu doesn't like to come to the city, but he does have something to ask Zhou Ying for help this time. Bang!" He finally summoned up his courage and began to knock on the door, " Bang!"

After the knock on the door, the door suddenly opened, and the fire stretched out its head fiercely and roared: "Who! Knock on the door in broad daylight and don't want to live!"

Lu Jiu was so scared that he stepped back a few steps and stammered, "Is Zhou, Zhou and Zhou Ying at home?"

"No, he went out with the zombie - if he was there, I would open the door in person!" Huoer yawned and asked, "What's the matter with you?"

"No, it's okay!" It's too dangerous for Zhou Ying not to get along with Bifang alone. Lu Jiu turned around and wanted to leave.

"Hight!" Huoer touched her stomach and said, "I'm so hungry. You just came here. Come in!"

“~~~~~”

"Come in and cook for me quickly, or I will eat you!" The fire ordered, "The meat is in the refrigerator, the water is in the water pipe, and the pot is on the stove... You'd better move faster!"

Lu Jiu took the meat out of the refrigerator, endured the nausea caused by blood, and tried not to think about what kind of meat these were - he was not happy that he didn't want to eat it. Naturally, he dared not say that he could not cook meat at all. When he brought up the cooked meat with fear, he took a bite and said, "It tastes good. It's better than what Ying made." Lu Jiu secretly took a breath.

The fire was satisfied and squeaked her mouth and asked, "Well, what's the matter with you doing here? Let me listen to it for the sake of you cooking for me.

"My uncle sometimes collects demons for others..." Lu Jiu looked at Huo'er's face and said cautiously.

"He is a monster himself."

"He is... a liar..."

"Oh, yes, your uncle is the liar Lu Shu." Huoer nodded and said.

"He was invited to a family to collect demons last night, but there were 'really' monsters there, so he randomly pasted a charm on the wall and escaped..."

"Escape? Escape?" Huoer said in disbelief, "It may be a delicious monster. How did he escape?"

Lu Jiu doesn't know how to answer.

"What happened later?" Huoer will not get tired of listening to stories.

"Then he escaped."

"I asked him after he escaped?"

"...He came to me. Because the woman who asked him to exorcise demons was very rewarded, he was reluctant to give up, so he asked me to see what it was."

"Are you going? Is your magic power higher than him? Huo'er asked.

In fact, Lu Weima's words at that time were: "Xiaojiu, aren't you good friends with Liu Di? Ask him to see what kind of monster it is." - Liu Di and I are friends? Lu Jiu doesn't think so. He is just the object of Liu Di's bullying, right? He just thought that every time Liu Di forced himself to drink with him, he dared not take the initiative to approach Liu Di. But he couldn't refuse his uncle's request, so after thinking about it, he still wanted to ask the good-tempered Zhou Ying for help.

"Have you gone? What kind of monster is it? Is it delicious?" Huo'er is still asking.

"...I...I dare not go..."

"What a pity," Huoer smirthed and sighed, "such a good opportunity."

“......”

"So what are you doing looking for the shadow?" Huoer squinted at Lu Jiu, "Shouldn't it be..."

"No, no, it's okay. I'm going back." Lu Jiu wants to escape.

"Haha, you don't have to look at it like this. I often eat your pig. Today, the shadow is not here. It's right for me to do you a favor." Huoer patted Lu Jiu's shoulder with his wings and said, "But we agreed first that no matter how delicious the monster is found, it will be eaten by me, and you will pay me ten more pigs."

“......”

"Let's go, let's go, where is the monster?"

Lu Jiu came to Zhou Ying in the hope that things could be resolved peacefully. If there is only fire, then there will only be one result - the monster was swallowed by fire indiscriminately. Such a thing is just creepy, but he also dares not resist Huo's request. He was urged out of the door by Huo'er. When he walked to the fifth floor, he saw Lin Rui patting a basketball and ran up. He saw the fire standing on Lu Jiu's head at a glance and asked, "Hua'er, where are you going? My mother won't come back from the night shift today. Why don't you come to my house to play games?

"I'm going to catch monsters!" Announced proudly.

Lu Jiu had an idea: If Zhou Ying is not here, Lin Rui is the only one who can dissuade it when the fire is messing around. He quickly shouted, "Lin Rui, do you want to go together?"

"Catching monsters?" Lin Rui tilted his head and rolled his eyes. He didn't know what he was doing.

Lu Jiu briefly told him about the matter.

"It's really useless," Lin Rui curled his lips. "Your uncle and nephew are really a shame!"

"Let's go with Lin Rui. He will pay 20 pigs as a reward." The fire automatically doubled the reward.

"I don't like raw meat," Lin Rui said. "It's all for you. But my mother is not at home today. I have to cook and eat by myself. I can't go with you. After saying that, Lu Jiu didn't respond. He looked at his face and said, "It's a pity that I have to cook by myself tonight!" He looked at the fire and lowered his voice and fell on Lu Jiu's ear and said, "Do you want me to go with the fire?" Isn't it?"

Huoer stretched out his neck to hear what he was saying.

"...what do you want to eat?" Lu Jiu finally understood what he meant.

"KFC!" Lin Rui shouted that the fox's nature was undoubtedly revealed at this time.

At nine o'clock in the evening, Lin Rui and Huo'er ate until KFC closed and ate all the money in Lu Jiu's pocket. Then they wiped their mouths with satisfaction and followed Lu Jiu to the monster woman's house.

The woman hasn't slept well because of panic these days. Today, once she is relieved, she goes to bed early. Lin Rui waved his hand and cast a spell to make her sleep more soundly, and then three monsters appeared in the room. A cat next to the sleeping woman suddenly jumped up and bowed to give them a "woo" sound.

"Where are the monsters?" The fire squeaked his mouth and looked around.

"It is said that the monster appears after she falls asleep every day and messes up her things..." Lu Jiu also looks around, but the starting point is completely different from the fire.

"Then find it out! Where is it? Where is it?"

"...I don't know... My uncle said that he did feel demonic."

"Can you believe that old liar's words? If you lie to me, I will take you!! Humph!" The threat of fire is very powerful.

Lin Rui looked around and said, "It's true that there is no demon spirit, but it's hard to say. If it is a monster with a weak demon spirit, the three of us appeared here early together and easily covered up its demon spirit. Let's wait. Since it has come to make trouble a few days ago, it should also come today - the deer for the horse will not be useful.

"A monster with weak demonic spirit? That's not delicious." Huoer yawned disappointedly, "But for the sake of Lu Jiu's fifty pigs, I will also wait here with you."

Lu Jiu: "~~~~~~~~"

The cat named Coffee has been staring at them with its amber eyes and listening to them. It heard a breath and saying, "So you are here to catch monsters. Meow, catch it quickly. Meow, my master is very scared these days. Meow, although I didn't see anything, meow. " It jumped down from **, stood with its two back claws, waved its front paws and said, "Hurry up and catch it, meow, I have something else to do for the master. I won't accompany you, meow." It went straight to the wardrobe, opened the cupboard door and dragged a box out.

Huoer, Lin Rui and Lu Jiu looked at each other and stared at it together.

The coffee opened the box and took out a large ball of woolen knitting. As soon as I looked up, I saw them looking at myself and said unhappily, "What are you doing? Meow, I haven't seen a cat! Meow!"

"Are you a cat?" Lin Rui lifted it up and carried it in front of him and looked at it. "No matter how you look at it, it's a cat demon."

"Ren me go! Meow, you stinky monster, meow!" Coffee danced wildly, trying to grab Lin Rui's claws. Lin Rui threw it to the ground, and it immediately put on an offensive posture and shouted, "Isn't it you stinky monsters that are scaring my master? Meow, I will never let you go of my coffee! Meow!"

"...aren't you scaring her and messing with her?"

"Don't you hear her say it's a monster? Meow! It's a monster like you, meow! My coffee is the most obedient cat in the world. Meow, this is what my master said. Meow, it's not wrong, meow!"

"What do you think you are not a monster?"

"Me? Meow, of course I'm a cat, meow..." Coffee said proudly, "I'm the most beautiful and most noble cat, meow, that's what the owner said. It's not wrong, meow. Can't you see it, meow?" It gave Lin Rui a white look and said, "Idiots who don't even know cats, meow, ignore you. I have to help my master a lot! Meow." After saying that, it unfolded the large mass of wool objects, took out a few wool balls, sat on the sofa and held them with two front paws, seemingly weaving them.

The wool items in the coffee hand are not long or short. It is said that the scarf is also a barrel-shaped. It is said that there is no distinction between sweaters, collars and arms. It is said that the gloves are too big. It is said that there are sweaters and there is no waist and crotch... There are broken threads everywhere on it, which are all sides. Some places are woven too tightly and twisted into pimples, and some are ground. Fang was woven too loosely and became a hole one by one. Lin Rui, Huoer and Lu Jiu looked at it for a long time, but no one knew what it was. Although the coffee was knitted with two claws, it was woven quickly, and a large section was woven in a short time. It accidentally fell on the ground and rolled out. It immediately jumped on it with cheers and "played" with the thread ball. After working for a long time, it suddenly remembered something and dragged the messy thread back and continued to weave.

"Excuse me..." Lu Jiu finally couldn't help asking, "What are you doing?"

"Meow, I'm weaving something." Coffee doesn't even raise its head.

"But what is this?"

"Sweater! Meow." Coffee whited this stupid monster who not only didn't know the cat, but also didn't even know the sweater.

"This is a sweater." Lu Jiu, Lin Rui and Huo Er suddenly realized that this was not a fish net, but a sweater.

Lu Jiunuo said, "The reason why that woman asked my uncle to eliminate demons is because of a sweater. It is said that she wants to weave it for her boyfriend, but every night it changes differently from before she went to bed, and even the wool becomes messy." Lu Jiu looked at the coffee that was still trying to weave and said, "She can't find the traces of outsiders coming in, so she thinks that there are monsters at home and dares not sleep every day."

"Then this monster did it." Lin Rui lifted the coffee again.

"You are the monster, meow!" Coffee shouted angrily, "My coffee is a cat!" Meow!"

"Of course I'm a monster!" Lin Rui said, "But you are too, cat demon! I think you probably ate the emperor's pulp a few days ago and became a monster, right? Now your master has hired someone to kill you. For the sake of the fiery pigs, you accept your fate!"

"Master... to get rid of demons is... meow... to get rid of me..." Coffee opened his eyes in disbelief, "Master... get rid of me... meow~~~~" Its voice trembled and said, "Master... don't want me... meow."

"Because you messed up her carefully knitted sweater every night, she was scared to death. Now..." Lin Rui looked at the cat and thought about how to deal with it.

"Wow~~~~~~" The coffee suddenly cried, "Master doesn't want me~~~~ Meow~~~~ I don't want to live~~ Meow~~~~ I'm going to die~~~~ Wow~~~~~ The master doesn't want me~~~~ Meow~~~~ ~”

"Who told you to scare her every night? You deserve it!" Huo'er said without any sympathy.

"I didn't scare the master~~~Meow~~~~Coffee is my favorite~~Meow~~~~

"Obviously, you are making this 'sweater', and you still want to deny it!"

"Wow~~~~ I just watch the master stay up late every night, meow, I'm afraid I can't catch up with the man's birthday, meow, so I secretly help the master, meow... The master picked me up from the dustbin, meow, me dried fish and milk every day, meow, meow, let me sleep beside her, meow, I said that I am the cutest cat in the world. Meow, I like my master the most. Meow, I can do anything for my master. I must let the owner marry the man she likes! Meow, why didn't the host suddenly want coffee~~~~~ She just said that she loved me the most, meow~~~~" and cried again.

Lin Rui kindly figured out what was going on. He took the sweater and said, "But if you weave the sweater like this, she will think it's normal to be malicious damage."

"Meow, I don't weave well! Meow, I'm exactly the same as the master! Meow!"

When the coffee pointed out which sweater was knitted by its owner and what it knitted, everyone nodded together - it was exactly the same. This woman's boyfriend is so pitiful!" Lin Rui shrugged his shoulders.

"The master doesn't want me~~~~~ meow~~~~" The coffee is still choking, holding the "weater" and crying again, "The master doesn't want me~~~~~meow~~~~"

"What should I do now?" Lu Jiu asked at a loss.

"What should I do? Anyway, I have found the monster - only your uncle and nephew can be scared like this by this monster! What a shame for monsters!!" Lin Rui sighed, "Now the deer can safely collect money for the horse. As for this cat... fire, do you want to eat it?"

"Don't eat! It has no magic at all. What's so delicious for cats!" Huoer disdained the cat demon, "There are still fifty pigs waiting for me to eat!" If you can't finish eating, you will exist there first. One will give birth to two, two will give birth to four, and four will give birth to eight... More and more, more... In the end, there will be endless pigs..." Huoer calculated carefully.

"So what about it?" Lu Jiu cried pitifully when he saw the coffee. He couldn't help but be moved with compassion. He didn't pay attention to the calculation of the fire, and his pig farm would belong to it.

Lin Rui looked at the coffee, grabbed his hair and said, "Yes, you can't ignore it. Hey, cat demon!"

"I'm not a cat demon! Meow! I am a cat! Meow!" The crying coffee immediately raised its head to refute.

"If you don't want your master to want you, I have a way."

"What's the way?! Meow." Coffee jumped up and ran to Lin Rui's feet and rubbed around. "Mimi" shouted and asked charmingly, "What? Meow. Tell me, tell me! Meow."

"First of all, you can never let your master know that you are a monster in the future."

"I'm not a monster in the first place, meow!"

"In addition, you have to restore these 'sweaters' and this room to their original appearance so that she feels that nothing has happened."

"This is easy, meow." Coffee immediately began to act, and saw it quickly remove the knitted part of the sweater, roll the scattered wool on the ground into a ball, put them all back into the box, put the box into the cook, and then swept the velvet on the ground with its tail. Sure enough, it took less than ten minutes for everything to return to its original state. What else? Meow." Coffee looked at Lin Rui with hope.

"That's all right," Lin Rui said. "As long as you don't make trouble for your master in the future and don't let her realize that there are monsters at home, she will think that the charm of the deer for the horse works and will never find anyone to eliminate demons again."

"Do you mean that the host will love me as much as before, meow, and say that I am the most beautiful, cutest, noblest, gentlest and smartest coffee every day? Meow." Coffee asked happily.

"If someone tells me this every day, I will definitely eat him as soon as possible!" Huo Er made a disgusting expression and declared to Lu Jiu. Lu Jiu also felt that it was more uncomfortable to listen to such words every day than to let the fire stare at them.

"But coffee, let me tell you, you can't knit a sweater with your paws." Lin Rui said in a lesson.

"Why? Meow, I can weave my claws as well as the master, meow.

"...she can't use it as a standard..."

"Hey, coffee, if you really want to learn to knit a sweater, I can help you find a good teacher." Lin Rui said proudly.

The next day, when Lin Rui's mother Lin Qingping knit a sweater for her son, she found that the cat her son brought back to play with was staring at herself without blinking. "Xiao Rui, be optimistic about your child. If it jumps up, it will mess up the wool."

"No, I want to learn to knit sweaters from my mother." Lin Rui patted the cat and said.

"Cats learn to knit sweaters? Your child is so imaginative.

Lin Rui laughed happily and ran over, holding his cheeks to look at the sweater his mother knitted for himself: the light green sweater was lined with light yellow patterns, and the two letters "LR" were woven in artistic font on his chest. Now there are only the last two sleeves left in this sweater. Lin Rui looked at it happily and suddenly said, "Mom, I feel so happy that I can wear such a good sweater."

"You child..." Lin Qingping's eyes turned red. "Mom can't buy you a famous woolen sweater like other people's mother. She can only let you wear a knitted sweater. When you pay off your father's debt, I will definitely buy you the most beautiful woolen sweater, so that you won't be as good as your classmates in school.

"No, I think the sweater my mother knitted is more beautiful than the 'fish net'... No, it's much more beautiful than the woolen sweater they bought! Moreover, the whole class is wearing the wool fir I bought. Only I have a sweater knitted by my mother. It's too late for them to envy me! ( Humph, whoever dares to look down on me will eat him!) Lin Rui threw himself into his mother's arms and acted coquettishly. He sincerely cherished his current happiness.

Three days later, Lin Rui put on a new sweater and returned home complacently with coffee that she had learned her skills. She sat on the sofa and licked her paws, waiting for her master to show off after falling asleep - weaving a real sweater to show her. She would not think there were monsters at home, but that there were immortals at home, right?

"Coffee!" As soon as the master came back, he lifted it up and turned it around, held it tightly in his arms, and said, "I finally summoned up the courage to give him the knitted sweater today. He didn't refuse!" I'm so happy. You're also happy for me, aren't you?" She kissed the coffee hard before putting it down. "Let me make a big meal to celebrate!" Coffee, what do you want to eat? Stewed shrimp with milk or fish fillet porridge?

The coffee stayed on the sofa, watching the owner busy in the kitchen, and analyzing what she just said in his mind: the sweater has been given to him = it has been knitted = there is no need to help himself = what he has learned is useless...

"Wow!!!!" It hugged a cushion and cried, "Damn it! Master! Meow, I haven't shown my skills yet. Meow, I learned so seriously, meow~~~~~"

The owner was in the kitchen and only heard the cat barking. While recalling the situation of giving him the gift, he thought, "Will he be surprised?" Even the coffee is happy for me..." She held the shovel and immersed herself in sweet thoughts. She couldn't hear the crying of the cat in the living room...