The highest number of cats

The Taoist priest stroked his long beve and instructed his apprentice, "I want to go back to my hometown as a teacher during the Spring Festival. You have to practice hard during these days when I am away, so that you can do it yourself, okay?"

"Yes, master!" A big black cat squatting in front of him replied solemnly.

"Black Ice, you were originally an ordinary wild cat, but it is not easy to get the opportunity to become a demon after 60 years of imperial pulp. You should know that the livestock in the city are too weak and there is no one who can practice. So you have to respect your identity, work hard, and don't let yourself fall into confusion with wild cats, and don't slack off when you are not around as a teacher. Do you understand?

"Yes, master!" Hei Bing straightened his neck and answered loudly, proud of himself as a monster.

"Okay, I'm going to be a teacher. I'll come back after the holiday. Take care of yourself." After saying that, the Taoist body turned into smoke and disappeared.

Black Bing stared at the place where the master disappeared for a long time, and his heart was full of admiration and envy. When will he reach such a Taoist practice as the master? It stood up proudly and straightened its tail and walked out with a standard cat step.

"Meow, meow...ow..." The coffee shouted and grabbed the owner's famous brand fashion.

"Good coffee, good coffee, I know it's not good for me, but I can't take you on a plane. Just stay in a pet hotel for a few days. I'll be back in three days and I'll compensate you well!" The owner gently persuaded the cat.

"Meow..." Coffee saw that his nature had no effect and turned into an emotional attack. It looked at the master with his big eyes with tears, cried sadly, and rubbed his head against her hand. "Meow...meow..."

"Coffee! Woo..." The master couldn't help crying, "I'm sorry, but..."

"Miss, didn't you say you wanted to catch the plane at five o'clock?" The service staff of the pet hotel are used to this scene of the separation of the owner and the pet, and politely reminded her, "Don't worry, the kitten will be the best taken care of here."

"I'm really going..." The master looked at the table hanging on the wall, took the coffee off his clothes with tears, and handed it to the waiter. "Coffee, I'll think of you, woo..." She gritted her teeth, covered her mouth and ran out with choking.

"Master..." Coffee looked at her back in disbelief and was put into the cage without being noticed. "The master really left me, meow... The master went out to play and left the coffee by himself, meow... Wow... I don't do it, meow, I hate my master, meow..." It made a sound in the cage. I cried a lot.

During the Spring Festival, many people living in big cities have to return to their hometowns and their relatives for the holiday. They are too far away to bring their pets, so these days, the business of pet hotels is extremely booming. Rows of cages in the store are full of all kinds of small animals: cats, dogs, birds, hamsters and even rabbits, turtles, hedgehogs. These animals, who were placed here by their owners, were already frightened, were even more disturbed by the coffee and howled and cried.

Coffee finally got tired of crying. I slept, woke up and then cried. I was tired and slept. I don't know how long it took. When I woke up again, I finally calmed down, sighed, and sorted out my fur. Although 120,000 yuan was unwilling, now I can only wait for the master to come back to pick me up, master... Whoo... ......Master......

"This cat is really troublesome," a waiter opened the cage to put water and food into the coffee, and said to his colleague, "Every time it takes the lead and changes several kinds of food for it, and he doesn't eat it."

"Meow!" Coffee looked at her angrily and gave her a claw if she dared to reach in again, but she talked and laughed with her colleagues and continued to distribute food to other animals and went far away. Humph, how can I eat this! Meow! The owner gave me fish, shrimp and chicken liver, and drank milk, meow!" He glanced at the plate of cat food disdainfully.

Why did the master leave me here? Meow, why did you leave me to these bad women to bully? Meow, they want to starve me to death! Meow, I want to die of thirst, meow, let a lady like me live in the same room with a dog. Meow, I'm really the poorest cat in the world, meow..." It portrayed itself as a poor abused animal in his heart, so it doubled its sadness.

When the waiters turned off the lights and left one after another, the coffee got up from the cage. It made up its mind and shouted, "I don't want to stay here anymore. Meow, I'm going to leave. Meow, I'm going to be a stray wild cat to make the bad owner anxious, meow!"

Although it is not a powerful monster, it is no longer an ordinary domestic cat after eating the emperor's pulp, and it has more or less supernatural powers. It pressed its paws on the cage door and said in human language, "Open, meow, open, meow." When it read it for the fourth time, the door lock sounded softly and the cage door opened - it had already found that it had the ability to unlock and open the door, and often used it to sneak out to play or steal things from the refrigerator. This time it finally came in handy.

The coffee jumped out of the cage and used that ability again when walking to the door of the store. The shutter door of the pet hotel opened a gap. It drilled out and swaggered into the night of the city.

Coffee has a vague memory of the days before it was picked up and raised by the owner, and it lived a good life at the owner's house. Before it learned to use spells to open the door, it only went for a walk on the platform on the roof, so it was very novel as soon as it saw the outside world. It was born with cats. Look carefully at the surroundings: endless traffic roads, neon shops, endless human beings... All of this is quite fresh at first glance, but I'm tired of looking at it for a while.

"Goo," the stomach shouted a few times, and the coffee came out from under the holly of the roadside green belt, ready to follow a smell of food floating into the nose to get something to eat.

"Well, stinky master, I can live a good life myself. Meow, look, meow, I've already smelled the smell of fried fish, meow." It walked to the fried shop with confidence.

Black ice sat on the guardrail of the elevated road and looked down at the hurried and chaotic human world below with deep eyes.

Black Ice was originally a famous cat born in a pet store. It was bought a month after birth. When it was a kitten, it was also favored by its owner, and it was named "Black Ice" because of its black body and snow-white four claws. But when the kitten grew up and her personality was no longer so delicate and cute, the owner gradually got tired of raising it, so he took the opportunity to move and put it on the tree without taking it with him. At that time, Hei Bing screamed desperately, trying to attract the attention of the owner, and waited bitterly for a day and two nights, hoping that the master, at least his favorite little master, would suddenly appear and take it home. However, on the third day, after Black Ice spent a whole day biting the rope in the heavy snow, it no longer thought about the former master. All I think about is that it can live even if it is on its own.

With the passage of time, it learned all the skills of being a wild cat and lived a new life freely until that night when the full moon was empty, the thing that changed its life happened.

Now Black Ice knows that the thing is called "Di Liu Pulp".

"Black Ice, you are no longer an animal, but a monster that is more advanced and smarter than human beings! Don't act in a demeaning manner!" When he didn't know what had happened and used the special ability born in his body as foraging and competing with other wild cats, the master suddenly appeared in front of it. He asked about Hei Bing's experience and said that to Hei Bing, who had realized that he was not a human, "We monsters don't even care about humans. How can we compete with wild cats!"

"Wondth more than human beings? Still want to be smart?" Black ice is dizzy. In its consciousness, man is the master of the world and can master everything in the world, like a god.

"Yes, we monsters - you are monsters now - are more amazing than human beings!"

"I'm more amazing than human beings!" Black ice has a feeling of dry mouth and tongue.

"You can be more amazing than human beings, but not now, if you want to become a really great monster, you have to learn a lot and go through very hard practice. I can teach you all this, and are you willing to suffer?"

"Yes!" Black ice shouted happily.

It has been almost half a year to practice with the master. Hei Bing is learning various basic spells, spitting and practicing qi, absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon. He feels like he has been reborn these days, but he dares not be proud of it and knows that he is far from a real monster.

"Maybe a hundred years, maybe 200 years before I can cultivate a person, but you..." Hei Bing looked at human beings and muttered to herself, "You can't even live a hundred years old, and human beings are just hurried guests in the world. It's really stupid that I used to look at you so much."

Black Bing watched the busyness of human beings with the pride of being a monster. For a long time, he felt a little hungry before he was ready to find food. Now of course, it disdains to eat the leftovers in the dustbin. Although it is only a preliminary spell, the human food store can come and go freely. It remembered a fried shop that suits its own taste and decided to "go eat some fried fish and chicken wings today."

"This is too salty, meow, this is too old, meow." While eating fried fish and fried meat stolen from the fried goods store, he said, "Oh, if I'm not really hungry, meow, I can't eat such rough food, meow."

Several wild cats jumped out of nowhere like ghosts, surrounded by coffee and made a threatening sound from the depths of their throats.

"You want these things, meow," Coffee looked at the leftovers, "I'll give you, meow, I don't want to eat them anymore, meow." It proudly raised its tail and was ready to find something more suitable for its appetite.

"Wow!" The wild cats also roared and still surrounded the coffee.

"Ladies won't fight with wild cats, meow." The coffee swaggered forward.

The wild cats set up their own attack frames and prepared to teach the unknown domestic cat that broke into their territory without permission.

"Get out of here! Meow!" A human voice suddenly came out of the coffee mouth, which shocked the wild cats, "Get out! Dead cat! Otherwise, I want you to look good! Meow!" It uses this trick every time it encounters a similarity that provokes it, and it works every time.

Sure enough, the suspicious cats heard the sound of human scolding and jumped into the corner with a little hesitation.

"Well, I'm everyone's boudoir, meow!" Coffee stretched its claws, "Fighting will make nails, meow!" It turned its head and walked out of the alley.

Black Bing got what he wanted to eat and was about to find a quiet place to enjoy, but he saw a strange scene in the alley. Originally, he thought it was a war between wild cats, but later found that in the middle was a delicate domestic cat with a bow around his neck. He thought to himself, this cat Now it's time to learn a lesson. Once it was also proud of being the king of wild cats, but now it has treated all cats equally. It is already a monster, and of course it will no longer care about cats.

But when it was about to leave with food, it was surprised to hear coffee reprimand the wild cats in human language.

"It's not a cat!" Hei Bing looked at the swaggering coffee. Although it was only a faint atmosphere, Hei Bing sensed it, "Like me, it is also a monster turned into by cats, which is my kind..." Hei Bing has never seen any other monster except one of its master and one of his nephews. This time, he can actually meet one The monster of race and Taoism is the same as it, which really surprises it. The relationship between cats and cats is always faint, but Black Ice is no longer a cat. It really wants to get to know this monster and open up its social circle among the monsters.

It threw the food on the ground, walked to the coffee with solemn steps, nodded and said in human language, "Hello, I'm Hei Bing."

"Oh," Coffee took a look at it. In theory, the lady should not accept the pick-up of the opposite sex she met on the road, but the black cat is quite handsome and looks like a tutor. "My name is Coffee, meow." Coffee replied reservedly. I thought that I didn't take a shower today, and the beautiful bow was stained with oil just now. The image must look greatly reduced. Alas, it's really unlucky to meet such a handsome cat when I have just washed it clean and sprinkled perfume.

"Have you also just turned into a monster?" Hei Bing asked, "I became a monster when the emperor's pulp came last time."

Coffee suddenly jumped back, bowed, raised its tail, and put on an attacking posture: "So you are a monster! Meow! He pretended to be a cat to lie to me! Meow!"

"What are you talking about? You are also a monster!"

"Who is the monster, meow!" Coffee rushed up, gave Black Ice two paws, and quickly jumped to a safe place and continued to be on guard - what Coffee hated most was to be called a monster, but Black Ice offended it, and a friendship that had just begun to sprout fell to the bottom.

was caught with two claws for no reason, and Black Ice suddenly became angry: "How dare you catch me!"

"stinky monster! Meow, I hate monsters the most! Meow."

"Hate monsters? What are you?"

"Can't you see that I'm a cat! Meow!"

"You think you are a cat after saying human words and adding a 'meow' at the end of each sentence! You are not a monster! It's not the same as me!"

"stinky monster! Who is like you! Meow!"

"How dare you insult the noble monster, dead cat!"

"Monsters are strange cats, meow, they are terrible monsters, meow, how dare you say noble, meow! We cats are the most noble and lovely animals! Meow!"

"Cats, animals, livestock, inferior, want to compare with our monsters, another 10,000 years!"

"Wow!"

The proud race was insulted, and they were all angry.

Black ice showed its claws, and coffee began to shake its swollen tail, stared at each other, made a threatening sound, and was ready to fight. They circled opposite each other and turned around again, but no one did it first. Finally, Hei Bing said first, "Forget it, I don't want to use my best to deal with wild cats."

"I don't want to get my nails, meow." Coffee also expressed concessions. If their dialogue ends here, even if the two people with the same fate can't become friends, they will not become enemies, but Coffee added another sentence: "My noble cat, meow, disdain to fight with monsters, meow!"

"What are you talking about! How dare you say that cats are more noble than monsters!"

"Then don't ask, meow, look at me and you will know, meow. How can an elegant cat like me be compared with a vulgar monster like you, meow!"

"Dead cat..." Hei Bing shouted "I'm going to teach you a good lesson!"

"Are you afraid? Meow!"

"Then follow the rules of the monster and fight!" Hei Bing said solemnly.

"Is that the rule of monsters? Meow, that's the rule of cats! Meow!"

"You're scared!"

Who is afraid! Meow! Let's fight! Meow!"

"Okay, three days later, at six o'clock in the morning, I will meet at the gate of the zoo and die!"

"Hmm, duel, meow!" Coffee said aggressively, "Don't run away then!" Meow!"

"Each other." Hei Bing glanced coldly at the coffee and turned around and walked out of the alley.

"stinky monster! Meow! Wait, meow, I'll teach you a good lesson, meow!" Coffee still bowed behind it and shouted, "I want you to know that cats are much more noble than monsters, meow!"

But then... When the figure of Black Ice completely disappeared, the hot mind of coffee suddenly calmed down and thought: It is a monster, and there must be those strange demons. How can I beat it? With strength, I'm not afraid of it. I'm a cat that has never been defeated (it has never fought with other cats), but the demon method... Speaking of which, I also know a few monsters. That monster should be better than this cat demon...

"Bum bang!"

Lin Rui woke up from his sleep by a knock on the door on New Year's Eve.

The knock on the door kept ringing, "Mom, why don't you open the door?" Lin Rui thought in a daze, "That's right, my mother went to buy New Year's goods early in the morning..." He was unwilling to get up, grabbed the sweater and put it on his head, and dragged his shoes to open the door.

"Who is it?" My mother told me that when I was alone at home, I must ask clearly that I can't open the door for strangers. Lin Rui will definitely do this in front of my mother, but anyway, my mother is not at home now, so these troubles will be saved. But after opening the door, there was no one outside.

Lin Rui grabbed his head, and his voice came from behind him. "I haven't been to your house for a long time. Meow, the decoration is still so tasteless. Meow," the coffee has staggered into the house from under his feet.

"Coffee cat? Lin Rui and Huoer's nickname for coffee) "He hasn't seen this monster who insists on being a cat for a long time. "Why do you come to my house? Fortunately, my mother is not at home. If she sees a cat like you, I will definitely kill you!" Birds of the world gathered together. Lin Rui became more and more like his friend's fire. If he was woken up when he fell asleep, his temper would be very bad.

"Meow," coffee took out its coquettish ability and rubbed it on Lin Rui's legs. "I'm hungry. Give me something to eat. Give me milk to drink, meow."

Lin Rui saw that the spoiled cat was dirty, as if he had really suffered a lot, so he gave it a glass of milk.

"Well, teach me magic, meow," he said after drinking milk and licking his paws. "I'm going to duel with a monster the day after tomorrow!" Meow."

"Spray!" Lin Rui sprayed out all the sip of milk he drank and grinned at it, "You? Duel with monsters..."

Lin Rui came to the fifth floor with the coffee he was trying to resist. He only knocked twice, and the door opened automatically. The man in the room sat on the sofa with his back to the door, fiddling with something on the coffee table, and asked without looking back, "Fox, what are you doing here? Don't you think it's early to pay New Year's greetings? I won't give you New Year's money."

"Where's the fire? What about Zhou Ying? Why are you the only one here? Lin Rui asked with a look around.

Gui'er insisted on celebrating the New Year and took Zhou Ying out to buy things. Fire goes to the zombies, and it is said that there are fresh monsters. Liu Di replied lazily, "And I'm taking care of them."

"No one is there. There's nothing you can do! It can also be used." Lin Rui had no choice but to make the worst choice, and could only blame the coffee for his bad luck.

What are you doing? I declare that I'm busy and not free!" Liu Di never looked up and was busy writing and painting there.

"What are you doing?" Lin Rui lay on the back of the sofa curiously and leaned over to see that Liu Di was writing some names and time on a piece of paper. He didn't know what it meant.

"I'm arranging the order of appointments during the Spring Festival. Children don't understand. Go, go and play with your cat."

"Are these all your girlfriends?" Lin Rui flipped through the papers with great interest and saw that there were at least 50 female names on those papers, which were simply unlimited for shemales, old and young, and unlimited nationality.

"How is that possible!" Liu Di shouted, "How can my girlfriend have only these?! These are just a few people who invited me to spend the holiday together during the Spring Festival. I'm arranging the date order.

Lin Rui shrugged his shoulders and changed the topic and said, "I have something to ask you."

"Didn't you say that I don't have time? I have to stop these days! ...Do you think it's beautiful at 4 p.m. on the third day of the lunar new year? Or is it better to ask Ali?"

"It won't take long to teach this coffee cat a little magic, will it?" Lin Rui picked up the coffee and showed it to him, "And... I've seen its owner, but he is a young and beautiful woman."

"Women? Still young and beautiful?" Liu Di finally looked up and looked at them.

"Then it's settled and I'll give it to you! I'm going to grandma's house with my mother for the Spring Festival. I don't have time to care about it! Bye!" Lin Rui took the opportunity to throw the coffee into his arms and rolled out of the door like a gust of wind.

Liu Di looked at the door where Lin Rui had disappeared, then looked at the coffee on his knees, and blinked, "What's wrong?" He flicked his coffee nose and asked, "Hey, cat demon, what the hell are you doing with the fox?"

"Who is the cat demon! Meow!" With two claws, Liu Di's handsome nose has a few more "fingerprints" of coffee.

"Dead cat, you are tired of living!" Liu Di punched it on the sofa, "Say, did you collude with the fox to break my date? If yes, peel off your skin and give it to your girlfriend as gloves!"

"Dead monster! Meow!" Coffee showed no weakness and bowed his waist and roared, "Hurry up and teach me magic, meow! I don't have time to waste here!"

"Teaching spells?" Liu grabbed his head and said, "It seems that I heard the fox say that just now... Do you want to learn magic from me?"

"Yes! Teach quickly! Meow, I'm going to fight with that monster the day after tomorrow, meow!"

The day before the Spring Festival, the crowd in the mall was so crowded that it was terrible. Liu Di stood at the door and muttered to himself, "I know there are many people in this city, but how come there are so many? It seems that everything is free of charge!" He said to the coffee that was invisible and stood on his shoulder, "Hey, don't fall down. If you fall, you will be trampled into cat skin!"

"Meow...wow..." Coffee saw so many people for the first time in his life, his voice trembled, and his four claws firmly grasped Liu Di.

"Good! Gui'er must take Zhou Ying to buy things here, and we will rush in!" Liu Di used his hand, and a small ball invisible to human eyes appeared in front of him and floated to the mall. This small spell could help them find Zhou Ying in the sea of people, and then Liu Di put on a dead-seeing posture and rushed into the crowd in the mall.

Entering the gate of the mall, Liu Difa felt more and more incredible that so many people could be stuffed in a building. Now he doesn't have to walk by himself at all. As long as he adjusts the direction, the crowd will automatically push him. He was "pulled" onto the automatic elevator and then pushed to the second and third floors... "Oh, so many people It's also good!" Liu Di feels good about himself and thinks so.

Up to the fifth floor, this is the place to buy electrical appliances. There are fewer people downstairs. Liu Di looked over the crowd with his tall head and saw Zhou Ying sitting on a row of benches for customers to rest in the corner. He was surrounded by men who were escorted out by his wife or girlfriend to go shopping, and he was also with them. Well, the big bag at his feet was full of bags, obediently waiting for his wife and girlfriend to claim it.

"Puss!" Liu Di looked at the same expression on Zhou Ying's face as the men around him and couldn't help laughing.

"Oh, is that him? Meow." Coffee looked over there and intuitively found Zhou Ying - it may not know that as an animal like a cat, it is born with eyes that can see through strange species, and it is born with the ability to feel all the changes around it. When it has become a "monster" with intelligence and ability at least comparable to human beings, These natural instincts have naturally improved. Perhaps from this point of view, cats are really a very suitable animal to become monsters.

"He, hahahaha..." Liu Di couldn't help laughing and grabbed the coffee on his shoulder and shook it hard. "Did you see it? What does he look like? Haha..."

"Meow, woo... woo..." Coffee struggled hard in his hand.

In the eyes of the people next to him, this handsome man is completely insane: his hands are empty and shaking, still laughing presumptuously, leaning forward and backward. Within two seconds, about ten square meters of open space appeared at the crowded elevator entrance centered on Liu Di. A socially responsible middle-aged woman has begun to warmly greet the security guards of the mall.

When the people around him dispersed like this, Liu Di saw more clearly on the counter not far away. Gui'er was choosing a camera, picked up one from time to time and glanced at Zhou Ying sitting there. Every time she made such a comparison, Zhou Ying smiled helplessly at her. This situation makes them look like a pair of human couples.

"Nanyu is very dangerous..." Liu Di grabbed his chin and commented.

"So, when to learn spells, meow!" Coffee finally broke free from Liu Di's hand, grabbed his clothes and climbed onto his shoulder, asking impatiently.

"I'm going now!" Liu Di flicked on its nose and walked towards Gui'er. After a few steps, he was attracted by another thing.

"Let's go, meow."

“......”

"Let's go! Meow!"

“......”

"Do not go! Meow!"

Liu Di began to walk again, but in the opposite direction of Gui'er and Zhou Ying. He had been passing through the crowd and brushed on a man. Unknowingly, more than a dozen wallets had fallen from the man into his pocket. I didn't steal the wallet. I just took the wallet he stole from the person who stole the wallet!" He muttered so much that he explained his behavior to coffee.

Zhang Qian chose MP3 by a cabinet and kept talking and laughing with the other two girls. She didn't notice that Liu Di was approaching her with the crowd.

"This is yours, right?"

Zhang Qian turned around.

Liu Di held a wallet in his hand and showed it to her with a smile.

"Ah!" Zhang Qian looked up at him. He should indeed be an unknown person, but why is his face, his expression, and even his lazy tone so familiar? She didn't notice the wallet at all. Her eyes just stared at Liu Di's face, and the friend next to her quickly reached out and pulled her.

"I know I'm handsome, but I'm not more charming than this." Liu Di shook the wallet in his hand.

Zhang Qian's face suddenly turned red and she took over the wallet, "This, this seems to be mine, but, my wallet, my wallet... ah, my wallet!" Only then did she find that her purse had been cut into a long cut, and the wallet inside had long been gone.

"Look, it's yours!" Liu Di bent down and looked sideways at her head and said, "I will never misread it. Should such a beautiful and tasteful thing be used by an elegant beauty like you?"

"Thank you, thank you." Zhang Qian took the wallet. Somehow, she doesn't hate Liu Di's manners at all - shouldn't she hate men who are too handsome, frivolous and like to talk to the opposite sex? How can I thank you?"

"Then go out with me!" Liu Di posted and said, "And please tell me your address, phone number, circumference, hobbies, whether you have a boyfriend..."

"Zhang Qian, go!" The two friends who had a good impression on the handsome man pulled Zhang Qian and ran away, warning her, "Don't talk to such a person!" Maybe he stole your wallet and took the opportunity to talk to you!"

"That's right, relying on a beautiful face!"

"There are all kinds of people these days! Beautiful girls like us must be careful!"

"Why didn't he ask my name?" While listening to his friends' chatter, Zhang Qian couldn't help looking back at Liu Di. Liu Di was still there, leaning against the counter and looking at him. However, the moment when his eyes and Zhang Qian's eyes meet, the hippie smile on his face had been replaced by a faint and soft smile.

"It turns out that he has such a gentle look..." Zhang Qian thought so. At the moment when she got off the elevator, she looked back for the last time and saw him staring at him like that, his lips gently opened and closed, as if she were silently saying his name: "Zhang Qian..."

"Zhang Qian..."

"Dead monster, what the hell are you doing! Meow!" The coffee woke up Liu Di with one claw.

"Dead cat! How dare you catch me!" Liu Di immediately returned a punch and was not afraid of the charge of animal abuse at all.

"What the hell are you doing! Meow! Those two monsters have gone, meow!" The coffee snorted.

"What?" Liu Di raised his head and found that Zhou Ying and Guier had indeed disappeared.

"Idiot monster! Meow!"

"Dead cat, why didn't you say it earlier?"

Liu Di finally squeezed himself from the crowd to the door of the mall like squeezing toothpaste, and Zhou Ying and Gui'er here were indeed gone. Hu..." Liu Di said, "It's the shrinkage technique again. Zhou Ying, who said that he would learn to be a man. At this time, he can't forget to use spells!"

"What should I do? Meow! Hurry up and teach me magic!" Coffee jumped off his shoulder and grabbed his leg hard. It was thrown to Liu Di by Lin Rui and rushed to get rid of it by Liu Di. He was already very dissatisfied.

"There are many monsters in this city. What are you worried about? Let's go and take you to the hospital..." Liu Di looked at the Red Cross sign that could be seen in the gap of the building in the distance and calculated that the journey to the municipal hospital was much closer than to Zhou Ying's house - he was now eager to leave the cat to others.

Liu Di still put coffee on his shoulder and staggered. Walking on the road, a building on the roadside attracted his attention. It is a building in a newly built residential area. In the novel and fashionable building, there is somehow a hole, just like pulling out bricks, fist-sized holes, and a whole seven-story building.

"What a novel architectural style," Liu Di sighed. "If you live in it, there must be a lot of mosquitoes in summer, right?"

"I think it's suitable for our cats to live in, meow, so it will be much more convenient to go in and out, meow." Coffee expressed its opinion.

"It is said that we should love animals. Isn't it ridiculous to care like this?" Liu Di grabbed his head.

Why are there many holes in human buildings? It's not about cats or monsters, so he walked over with nonsense. When they passed by, Liu Di suddenly felt something. He suddenly stopped and looked back. Coffee also looked directly at the building and on his back. The hair blew up unconsciously. For a long time, Liu Di shrugged his shoulders: "It's none of my business." He continued his way with coffee. On another building in this residential area, a hole also suddenly appeared. A pair of shiny little eyes blinked behind the hole and disappeared, and the holes appeared at a fast speed.

When Liu did not knock on the door and swaggered through the wall, Nanyu quickly put something into the drawer and looked up and asked, "What are you doing here?"

"Don't resist demons thousands of miles away." Liu Di came up with a salivate face and said, "I'll give you a New Year's greeting. Let me see what you just hid? Is it a gift for me?"

Nan Yu looked at him blankly.

"So stingy..." Liu Di muttered and sat down on the table. He knew that if he leaned up again, Nan Yu would stab him with a sword.

"What the hell are you doing here?"

Liu Di threw coffee at the table, "I'll give you a pet to play."

Nanyu said, "I don't have to raise monsters as pets."

Because Liu Di was attacking him as a gift, the coffee immediately turned to Nanyu and grabbed it with one claw: "Who is the monster, meow!"

As soon as Nanyu raised his hand, the coffee was blocked by her. When the coffee wanted to jump over again, Nan Yu took a disposable syringe from the side and put it in front of him. The coffee immediately jumped back to Liu Di's shoulder. Although he still shouted unconvincedly, he did not dare to come back.

"You're not a veterinarian, are you? Why are you so good at dealing with cats?" Liu Di patted Coffee's head and asked. Coffee took the opportunity to bite his hand fiercely and vent his anger towards Nan Yu on him.

"What the hell are you doing here?"

"Come to the master who came to teach this cat..." Liu Di told Lin Rui about throwing coffee to himself inexplicably, and then shrugged his shoulders and said, "My schedule has been scheduled until the seventh day of the first lunar month. If I take time to teach this cat, it will make more than 50 women have a sad Spring Festival. You love helping others the most. How about you teach it?

"No, my spells can't be taught casually." Nanyu said without any sympathy.

"No way! So stingy!"

Nan Yu stopped talking and looked at him with a smile.

"Oh, forget it, forget it, when I didn't say it," Liu Di also knew that Nan Yu was telling the truth, so he had to stand up and say, "I'd better go to find Zhou Ying. He will definitely not refuse me - or a friend... By the way, what are the arrangements during the Spring Festival? Zhou Ying and Gui'er are already preparing for the festival, and I'm also very happy. I want to accompany beautiful women to celebrate the festival together!"

"I'm on duty!" Nan Yu said coldly.

"Really, why are patients still sick after the holiday!" Liu Zhi said bluntly, reached out and picked up the coffee again, squeezed his eyes at Nanyu and left.

After he left, Nanyu took out the things in the drawer, smiled bitterly and shook his head. What she held in her hand was a silk scarf. She was embroidering a picture of a "mountain ghost" on it. This embroidery started relatively late, so it had just been completed two-thirds. Now that everything else was ready, let's finish it... Nanyu began to embroider again, but I don't know why there was a moment of trance and stopped. Get down the needle and thread and look out of the window in a daze...

The door of Zhou Ying's house has been newly decorated, hung with two red lanterns, and pasted couplets: the days increase, the years increase people's life, and the spring is full of blessings. Horizontal criticism: all the best. It's just that the word "man" in the couplet has been typed "X" with lipstick, and the word "demon" has been changed to the side.

"The years increase, the demon increases the longevity," Liu Di read it again, "It's good, it's quite rhymed." Before he finished speaking, the door "banged". Fortunately, Liu Di jumped back quickly and was not hit in the face by the door. A pen rolled up on the wings of the fire and rushed out. It ignored Liu Di and brushed the couplet with its wings. The words "man" and "demon" disappeared. Then it waved a big pen. The original The word "spirit" appears in the position of "human". It changed the couplet, and then shook its head and said, "The sky increases the years and the longevity, the spring is full of food, and everything is going well - what a good couplet."

"It's all right to increase longevity, the door is full of food..." Liu Di grinned when he was about to step into the door.

Entering the room, I found that the house had changed greatly since Gui'er came back. There were several pots of flowers in the room, and there were more vases with flowers on the coffee table. The original F4 star photo placed by Gui'er on the TV cabinet was replaced by a photo of Zhou Ying and Huo'er (which photographer is so bold) Dare to take pictures of them?) Zhou Ying in the photo stared straight at the camera, as if he didn't know how to put his hands and feet. He stood on his head with a bright smile. The bedspread and sofa seat cover have also been changed to festive colors. The room is clean, and a newly bought stereo is playing Margin songs. The kitchen shovels are symphonic. Probably Guier is cooking, while Zhou Ying is still sitting in the sun in front of the window to practice.

"Finally, it looks like a home." Liu Di commented.

"Real?" Zhou Ying will never have his own opinions on these matters.

"Here's a cat for you." Liu Di stuffed coffee to him, "In addition, pets are even more like - no, your family is on fire, and it must not allow other pets to compete for pets!"

"Who is a pet!" Fire flew over to give it to him.

"You're just in time." Liu Di grabbed it: "This cat was brought back by the fox. Are you a friend of the fox? Then it should be your responsibility!"

"Do you want to give me something to eat?" The fire looked at it and shouted, "Isn't this a coffee cat!"

"Meow." Coffee stared at the flapping wings of the fire and restrained the impulse to jump on the branch and take a bite.

Liu Di told again that coffee wanted to learn magic, and Huoer immediately rushed to answer, "I, give it to me!" It patted the head of the coffee and said, "You're so lucky. I'm the best in the city. Just learn from me. I promise to make you the greatest monster!"

"I don't want to be a monster! Meow, I just need to defeat the damn monster of the Lord! Meow!"

"It's all the same, it's all the same!" Huo'er said complacently, "So, where should we learn from? Let me draw up a teaching plan first!" It often hears Lin Rui boast that his mother is a teacher and how great the teacher is. Now it has the opportunity, and it is ready to get better with the teacher's addiction. Somewhere, I got a pair of glasses without lenses on my face, and I coughed: "Follow me, we're in class."

"Yes, teacher! Meow." The coffee was scared by it and followed it honestly.

Liu Di spread out his hands: "It's solved. I'm going on a date!"

"Liu Di!" Gui'er stretched out her head from the kitchen and stopped him, "You're coming to have New Year's Eve dinner tonight!" I made more than 30 dishes.

"More than 30 dishes?" Liu Di grabbed his chin and said, "But I also dated more than 30 women."

"I value color over friends!" Gui'er threw the pot over and said, "If you don't come today, don't come back again!"

"Do you want me to come too?" When Liu Di saw that Zhou Ying was also looking at him, he asked him, "So..." He was weighing which is more important, Zhou Ying or a woman. "There are still more than fifty women, but Zhou Ying... And Gui'er is also here, and then pull Nan Yu here..." Liu calculated and promised, "I'll come in the evening. Let's go on a date now!"

"It's time for class!" Clear your throat.

"Yes, meow."

"First of all, you have to choose a person as the target!" Fire uses a pen to act as a blackboard (whiteboard?) A personal figure is drawn on the wall.

"Select a person as the goal, meow." Listen carefully to the coffee.

"Then, you have to analyze which type he belongs to."

"Analysis type, meow."

"There are many kinds of people. There is no shortcut to analyze them. The only way is to accumulate experience and eat more!"

"Accumulate experience, eat more, meow." But what does it have to do with accumulating experience and eating more? I can't understand the coffee.

"When eating people, pay attention. Some people are not delicious at all..."

"When eating people, pay attention to...meow...wow...eating people? ......”

"The most delicious part of people is the internal organs, but some people..." The fire said with foam, and as soon as he lowered his head, he found that his students were lying on the ground. "The flame on his body suddenly burst into moxibustion, "I dare to sleep in my class, so I don't pay attention to my fire teacher! Get up!" Flap your wings towards the coffee.

"Wow! Whoo!" As soon as the fire approached the coffee, it suddenly jumped up and shouted, "It's human-eating! Meow, it's eating! Meow!" He began to jump up and down the room, climbed up along the curtains, then jumped on the wardrobe, then jumped on the chandelier, then jumped down and landed on the TV, stepped on Zhou Ying's head and jumped on the sofa, buried his head under a lot of cushions, shaking and shouted, "The man-eating monster... Meow... cannibal... Meow..."

"..." Gui'er heard the noise in the living room and ran out with the pot. "Fire, what's wrong with your students?"

said puzzledly, "It seems to faint after hearing the homework I taught it."

"What did you teach it?" Gui'er took the coffee out and carefully coaxed it, "Okay, okay, little Mimi, it's okay, what a lovely Mimi, it's okay, good boy." Coffee curled up in her arms rudely and acted coquettishly.

"Pet..." He curled his lips with disdain, "That's it!" It waved its wings, "I've expelled you from the teacher's door, and I'm too lazy to teach you an idiot," he dropped the frame, flew to Zhou Ying, buried his head in his wings, and was ready to sleep in the morning. He didn't understand Gui'er's distressed cry, "Where are the lenses of my new sunglasses?"

While cooking, Gui'er cut a few slices of fish for coffee, poured milk for it, and gently asked it, "What's wrong with the kitten?" Why do you have to learn magic?"

"What a gentle monster, meow..." Coffee has finally got a little attention in the past two days, and it's almost crying, "It's like my master... meow..."

"Oh, that's it." After listening to the reason of coffee, Gui'er put a few shrimps on its plate, "The kitten is so brave that it's not even afraid of monsters!"

"Of course, meow, I'm the greatest cat, meow!" The coffee is in a better mood.

"Then let me teach you!" Gui'er turned off the gas, took off her apron and clapped her hands.

Really? Meow!" Coffee asked in surprise.

"Of course, I'm very good!" Guier rarely had the opportunity to brag in front of other monsters and said pretentiously, "Come on, I will teach you from the magic spell of attack."

"Yes, meow."

"First of all, choose a target."

"Select the target first, meow?" You won't choose another person, will you? Coffee couldn't help but raise my heart.

Gui'er looked around, picked up an apple and said, "That's it."

"Wow..." Coffee secretly took a breath.

"Then..." Gui'er put the apple on the table and stuck her waist and said, "You have to adjust the mana in your body, condense the power, and condense it on your fingertips..."

"Condense the power in your body on your claws, meow." Coffee raised a claw to gather strength, and its nails stretched out because it was too hard.

"Then aim at the target with one finger!" Gui'er aimed at the apple and shouted, "ji!"

Coffee covered his eyes nervously, waiting for the miracle of the spell.

One second, three seconds, ten seconds...

Coffee came out from behind its claws and asked, "Is the apple dead?" Meow!"

"Haha..." Huoer rolled and laughed in Zhou Ying's arms, "Haha..."

Gui'er's face suddenly turned red and said subjudly, "Such a difficult spell is difficult to succeed!" She exerted her strength and pointed to Apple again, shouting, "ji!"

With a loud noise, the whole chandelier on the top fell down and hit the coffee. The coffee relied on the agility of cats to get under the sofa in time and saved a life. The chandelier fell heavily on the ground, "Oh!" The fragments flew around, and even Zhou Ying, who had been practicing with his eyes closed, opened his eyes and looked at the broken glass on the ground for some reason, and then looked at Gui'er.

Gui'er's face turned redder and nodded to the apple repeatedly, shouting, "ji, disease, disease!"

"Bum!" The glass coffee table is also doomed.

"Bum" Zhou Ying raised his hand and blocked the spell hitting himself.

"Bum!" The whole coffee flew out, hit the wall, and suddenly burst into blood.

"Ah, kitten!" Pearl screamed and rushed to save it. Without waiting for Guier to approach, the coffee could not even care about the bleeding on his head. He even crawled and hid behind Zhou Ying. Zhou Ying picked up the coffee and brushed it on its wound with his hand. Before the coffee could react, the wound on its head had disappeared.

"You are the only monster here, meow, they are all disguised by something else, meow." Coffee grabbed Zhou Ying and refused to let go of his claws again.

"Kitty, I can teach you other spells." Gui'er said gently.

"Meow, meow...meow..." Coffee grabbed Zhou Ying desperately.

Gui'er pouted in disappointment and went back to the kitchen.

"If you want to learn magic, you should cultivate the genu and body first." Zhou Ying put the coffee in front of the sunny window and said, "I'll teach you how to absorb the essence of the sun first."

Coffee was finally relieved to hear the opening remarks such as "First of all, find a goal" this time.

"The light of the sun and the moon contains the essence of heaven and earth, from which we monsters absorb these essences and improve our mana. Now you look carefully..." Zhou Ying put his hand on the coffee head and guided it to see the sun.

"One, a small... meow." Coffee was surprised to see the small golden particles in the sunlight that shines every day.

"Yes, that's it. Now, relax and integrate what falls on you into your body as you breathe."

The first time the essence of sunlight enters the skin and enters the blood, it feels as if the whole body is about to burn, but it also makes the body very comfortable. This is the magic, meow..." It asked Zhou Ying with some emotion, but when he spoke like this, the essence of the sun disappeared, and what appeared in his eyes became ordinary sunshine again. No? Meow! Why not? Meow!" Coffee grabbed Zhou Ying and shouted.

"You have to concentrate at the beginning, otherwise you can't see it. Over time, your mana has improved and your body has gotten used to it. You can do this kind of practice without looking at it. Zhou Ying explained seriously.

Is that right? Meow." The coffee stared at the sun carefully, and that kind of thing really appeared again.

"If you persevere, you will achieve something." Zhou Ying encouraged coffee, and then started practicing by himself.

"That's good!" If you think about coffee like this, you can grow your skills in the sun, which is very suitable for cats! It carefully collected the essence of sunlight and began to practice for the first time in its life.

"Do you have 20 hours? Meow, how capable am I now? Meow."

"Is it time to eat? Meow, I smell the fragrance, meow."

"How many days have I been standing? Meow, why doesn't the sun go down? Meow."

"It's even stiff, meow."

"I want to sleep, meow."

“......”

After staying seriously for a while, she kept thinking nonsense. Finally, she secretly opened her eyes. Gui'er was still busy in the kitchen. Zhou Ying was still sitting aside to practice. Huoer turned over and her belly turned to the sky. She slept soundly on Zhou Ying's knees and ate her mouth in her sleep. Looking at the table of coffee, I only practiced for 20 minutes at 2:20. Is it already 2 p.m. a few days later? Meow, I don't know if the duel has been delayed? Meow." Although coffee thinks so, I know it's impossible.

"Let's try how awesome I am first! Meow." Coffee stood up happily, pointed at the apple that Gui'er put there, pointed with his claws, and shouted, "Ji, meow."

Apple ignores it.

"Illness! Meow!"

- Gui'er broke at least a chandelier, a coffee table and the head of coffee, but nothing of the coffee was damaged.

"You liar! Meow! It's useless! Meow!" Coffee rushed to Zhou Ying angrily and scratched his face with his paws. "Try to teach me the real spell, meow."

"This is the most basic spell." Zhou Ying frowned, "I haven't even laid a good foundation. How can I learn anything else!"

"Then why is it useless? Meow!"

"You have only practiced for a while, and you have to persevere this spell."

"How long? Meow, one day? Meow!"

Two days? Meow."

"Will it take ten days? Meow!"

Zhou Ying shook his head while listening to its question and finally said, "About a hundred years, you can see significant results."

"One hundred years...meow...wow..." Coffee felt like I was going to faint again. "How long is a hundred years, meow..." I am now one and a half years old, and a hundred years is more than 60 years of my life, that is...

Zhou Ying looked at it strangely - it really doesn't even have a basic concept of time. Don't you know how long it will be in a hundred years?

"Is there a faster spell, meow..." Coffee almost choked.

"Quick?" Zhou Ying has nothing to do with the young monsters that can't bear hardships now. "If you combine spitting and absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon, you will have a small success in 50 years." - If you want to be very serious, Zhou Ying adds this sentence in your heart.

"..." The coffee really fainted this time. I'm going to fight the day after tomorrow! Meow! Hurry up! Meow!"

"Learn spells in three days?" This time it was Zhou Ying's turn to faint, "How can this be!"

"Aren't you a monster! Hand over the easiest spells to learn! Meow!" Coffee is about to go crazy.

"No," Zhou Ying said honestly, "the spells need to be practiced and accumulated for a long time, and if you want to achieve it quickly, it will only make a mess like Guier just now."

Gui'er listened to Zhou Ying's evaluation while cutting vegetables in the kitchen. She couldn't help poking her mouth, but immediately shook her head with a smile, poured the cut vegetables into the pot, hummed and began to cook the next dish.

The coffee in the living room is still coercing Zhou Ying: "Think about it, meow, I don't want to learn spells in so much time, meow!"

Zhou Ying bit his lips and thought seriously: "The art of the five elements, at least 50 years; the art of thunder, 30 years; the five ghosts, 30 years; Taiji gossip, monsters take more time to learn than human beings, at least 50 years; refining a magic weapon takes about 100 years to take shape; alchemy medicine takes ten years..."

The coffee was dizzy and asked, "Is there anything else?" Meow..."

Zhou Ying shook his head in embarrassment.

"Wow...you useless monsters, meow...wow...you can't even do such a thing...meow...wow..." Coffee made a earth-shaking cry.

"There is nothing in the world that can be achieved overnight." Zhou Ying tried to comfort it like this.

But this has no effect on the heartbroken coffee. It grabbed Zhou Ying's leg with its claws and cried, "I'm going to lose to that monster, meow! I'm going to lose the cat's face! Meow, I'm going to be fried monster food! Meow! It's all because of you stupid monsters, meow, who obviously claim to be monsters but can't do anything, meow!"

Zhou Ying was at a loss and patted its head to try to get it off his leg first. The claws of coffee grabbed Zhou Ying through his clothes and peeked at his reaction while "crying" - if it made this move, its owner had already compromised, but Zhou Ying did not feel pain. Now the coffee is really angry and crying, "If I want to lose face in the duel, I would rather not live, meow! I'm going to die, meow...woo..."

"It's so noisy!" Huoer was woken up from a sweet sleep and jumped up from Zhou Ying's leg in anger. "I'll eat you now. How dare you scratch me to sleep!"

"Wow... You stupid monsters, meow, you can't teach me magic, but you want to kill the cat to kill your mouth, meow... wow..." jumped up and down the coffee and shouted at the fire, "Despicable monster! Meow...wow...useless monster! Meow...wow..."

The fire that was just trying to scare it was really angry and rushed to it. Coffee was very clever at this time. He got under Zhou Ying's arm and used Zhou Ying to block himself and continue to scream.

The fire shouted angrily, "I have to eat you!" Come out!"

"No! Meow!"

"Is there nothing I can do without it? Shadows, get out of the way! Let me burn the demon cat!" The fire rushed over and stretched its wings under Zhou Ying's arm to pull out the cat.

"Wow... killed the cat... Meow...Wow..." Zhou Ying won't get out of the way and pulled his neck and shouted.

"Fire!" The noise in the living room finally shocked Gui'er. Seeing this situation, she shouted loudly and waved the pot to the fire, "Why are you bullying the poor kitten!"

"I bullied it!" Huo'er's eyes widened, "I've never been bullied by a monster! It teases me. I have to eat it!"

Gui'er wanted to bring the coffee to protect it, and Huo'er wanted to eat it, but the coffee rationally knew that Zhou Ying could protect himself better than Gui'er. He grabbed him desperately and continued to shout: "Kill the cat...meow...wow..." The room was noisy, plus The sound of plates, pots and bowls and anger caused the burning sofa, and the hot oil flying out of Guier's pot was literally trapped in deep fire.

-Liu Di came in with a large bag of things and saw such a situation.

"Oh, oh! Oh!" Liu Di's eyes widened, "The last battle of this year!" He sat down on the unfired sofa and patted his hands to encourage him, "Come on! Come on!" I don't know who he is cheering for.

"Because of the cat you brought..." Zhou Ying looked at him and explained. Zhou Ying is the only one who can speak so peacefully in such chaos.

"Oh, is that so? It's my responsibility," Liu Di is not a person who can evade responsibility. He came to pat Guier, "What's going on?"

"Ah!" Gui'er shouted and rushed into the kitchen, "My palace chicken!"

"Hey, that cat was brought by the fox." Liu Di patted the fire again.

"Little fox..." The fire stopped tearing with coffee. "What he brought back should be eaten first. I can't grab my friend's food." - Of course, it's because the cat is not delicious. If it's delicious, it's another matter.

"All right?" Liu Di said to Zhou Ying, who could finally stand up from the chaos.

Zhou Ying brought him the coffee: "Return it to you, we can't teach it."

"No way! You and Huo are also counted in the city. A cat can't teach you. What a shame!"

"Tep, teach it." Zhou Ying handed over the coffee in advance. He didn't feel that there was anything wrong or humiliated to teach the cat. After all, its requirements were really difficult to meet.

"I'm here for New Year's Eve dinner. How can I be free?"

"Liar, meow...woo...monsters are all liars, meow..." Coffee began to sip again, "Bully the poor cat...meow...woo..." Because it found that this trick was as useful as the monster as the owner.

"I can't stand it! I still want to eat it!" Huo covered his head with his wings and shouted, "It's as noisy as a police car!"

"Return it to you." Zhou Ying also frowned and handed back the "police car" to Liu Di.

Liu Di looked at the cat that made an unimaginable sound and couldn't help retreating: "Do I have to take over?"

"It's yours!" The fire rushed over and said, "Shut it up!"

"Oi, I'll teach you! Stop howling!" Liu Di opened his hand and shouted.

"Really, meow." Immediately, I couldn't see a tear.

"Amazing!" Huoer whispered admiringly, "Next time the shadow doesn't give me a satisfactory answer, I'll try this method."

Coffee was still there looking at Liu Di with suspicious eyes, "Didn't you teach me to 'eat people' again? Meow."

"No, do you think you can learn it!"

"It's not pretending to teach me, meow, but actually hitting me and breaking my head with a chandelier, right? Meow!"

"...Am I a gem?"

"It's not going to take a hundred years, is it? Meow."

"Of course, it's done right away."

"If you had taught me earlier, it would have been over, meow. Why do you look around to find three idiot monsters, meow." The coffee raised its tail high and proudly walked to Liu Di.

When the sun was half sunset, Gui'er turned on the lights in the room. Gui'er was tidying up the table and arranging wine and dishes. She lived a whole day, preparing 20 or 30 dishes and filling a large round table. Liu Di came out of another room with coffee. He didn't know what he had taught coffee in the past few hours. He only saw the coffee look proud and confidently messed up.

"Are you ready to eat?" Liu Di first leaned down on the table and smelled, "Gui'er's craftsmanship is really unspeakable."

"Of course." Gui'er put away the last pair of bowls and chopsticks and said proudly.

"One, two, three, four... eight pairs of bowls and chopsticks?" Liu Di asked puzzledly.

"Yes," Gui'er broke the index, "Zhou Ying, Huoer, you, me, kitten, Nan Yu and Xiaowen, Xiao Chi, are eight. I heard that Lin Rui went to grandma's house, so I didn't plan to invite him.

"Real?" Liu Di was thinking about how to get Nanyu mixed up. He really didn't expect that Gui'er would invite Nanyu and couldn't help asking, "Did you invite Nanyu?"

"Zhou Ying has gone to invite her!" Gui'er said naturally, "Everyone lives in the city, and she is also a friend of Zhou Ying. It's been a lively New Year together. Now..." After setting up all the tables, she opened her hands and said, "Call Xiaowen and Xiaochi to dinner."

Ten seconds, twenty seconds, one minute after Gui'er read the spell... nothing happened.

"You are also ashamed to use spells that have only been successful twice for ten times!" Liu Di said with a laugh.

"But she has summoned 11 times today!" Huo'er said while stealing food. It disdains the red leopards and civets, which are also spirit beasts, and does not want them to appear in its own homes at all. It is so that Guier will never succeed.

"Haha... Gui'er, your record has been refreshed again!" Liu Di smiled happily and joined the ranks of stealing with coffee.

"No! Accurate! Eat!" Gui'er shouted loudly and waved the pot to beat the three of them off the table. She suddenly stood in front of the table and said, "No one wants to eat until Xiaochi and Xiaowen come!"

"Wow... That's going to be next year, and we're going to starve to death!" Liu Di pretended to be weak and fell on the sofa.

The 12th Summon; 13th Summon; 15th Summon; 20th Summon...

Gui'er worked tirelessly. Liu Di began to pretend to be asleep, the coffee was blowing, and the fire feeding machine stole a few bites.

The twenty-second call; the twenty-fifth call...

Gui'er pouted and shook his hand: "It must be too tired to cook today."

26th call; 29th call...

Zhou Ying pushed the door and walked in, followed by Nan Yu.

"Oh, is this the spell of summoning spirit beasts? I saw it for the first time. Nanyu looked at Gui'er and said strangely.

Gui'er's face turned slightly red and she was absorbed in the thirtieth call. The space in the room began to distort, resulting in a group of wave statistics. First, a civet, and then the powerful red leopard jumped into the room.

"Xiao Wen, Xiao Chi! I miss you so much!" Gui'er rushed up, hugged their necks and kissed them a few times. "I'll introduce you to my friends..." Gui'er pointed out a room of monsters to the two spirit beasts, "Zhou Ying, my best friend and neighbor..."

Zhou Ying nodded to them.

"Fire, it's also a spirit beast, isn't it?"

"Hmm!" The fire ignores them.

"Liu Di, the smartest monster!"

"Haha... If you are not careful, you will let everyone know my advantages!" Liu Di has no idea what modesty is.

"Nan Yu, she is the most Taoist monster here."

"It's a great honor for Nanyu to see the two spirit beasts." Nanyu is the only monster in this room who knows the existence of "politeness".

"Yes, there are also kittens." Gui'er raised the coffee and said, "Look, how beautiful it is. It feels fluffy."

"Meow," Coffee stared nervously at the red leopard and carefully guarded against the oversized "cat".

In fact, the monsters in the room, including the seemingly immortal fire, everyone has a string in their hearts. Facing this pair of spirit beasts, although the beaver and the red leopard are not as powerful as Bifang's spirit beast race, they still can't help but be nervous when they stand under the same roof with two adult spirit beasts.

The spirit beasts are also looking at them.

"Guys," the red leopard said first, "Guier is still a child, and she is too naive, and we can't follow her often, so please take more care of her in the future! Let me thank you in advance." With that, it bowed to everyone with Wen Li.

Zhou Ying quickly returned the gift.

Everyone has understood that the relationship between these two spirit beasts and Guier is completely different from Zhou Ying and Huoer. Huoer is the child of this family, the little bully king. The focus of its life is to be coquettish, capricious and spoiled. The red leopard and Wenli are the parents of Gui'er. They watched her grow up and took care of her and raised her with her mother. They cared about her and worried about not being able to follow her all the time. There are not two powerful and terrible spirit beasts standing here, but a pair of caring parents. The monsters who thought of this breathed a sigh of relief, and the atmosphere in the room suddenly eased down - in case there were two "fires", everyone no longer worried about the idea that once made them trembled.

"I'm ready to eat!" Gui'er announced happily. The results of her whole day's efforts have been praised by everyone, which makes her quite proud. Everyone, sit down and I'll open the wine!" Gui'er removed the spell applied to keep meals warm. "I bought champagne, beer and coke. What do you drink?"

Monsters and spirit beasts sat down around the table. Although several of them thought that the banquet lacked some key things: such as spirits and dishes made from humans or other monsters, the vast majority of ginseng "eating" already thought that this was the most sumptuous and delicious meal they had ever had.

The table is full of delicious meals, and the Spring Festival Gala is inserted in the TV. In the distance, fireworks rise in the distance, against the sound of crackling firecracking firecrackers - although a ban was issued many years ago, there are always some people who think that the Spring Festival is too lonely without fireworks and firecrackers stick to tradition and say goodbye. People bring entertainment and busyness to the police - even if they sit in a room with monsters, it still looks like a standard human Spring Festival.

Liu Di praised and mobilized all the atmosphere. Zhou Ying was the most serious listener. Nan Yu had just distributed the gift he brought to everyone: several pairs of Seiko embroidery. Huo'er is a handkerchief embroidered with a cute firebird, and Gui'er is a silk scarf embroidered with Xu Beihong's Mountain Ghost. Liu Di also got a handkerchief, but there is only a seal book "ground" embroidered on it. There are no other patterns, simple and generous. Only Zhou Ying himself got a lot - a set of seat covers that can be put on the car seat, which are carefully embroidered with mountains and rivers.

"You put it in the car in Keer." When Zhou Ying quietly picked it up, Nan Yu said so.

"It seems that it's far away..." Guier looked at her hand and said to herself when she went into the kitchen to serve the food for everyone, "I can't even take a needle... But... She narrowed her eyes and smiled at her shadow shown in the stainless steel pot, "I'm also very cute, right?" She picked up the last dish and went out and announced, "Guys, the dishes are all served!" Dinner was dumplings, and then we went out to set off fireworks - I'm all ready.

In any case, this is a festival that leaves good memories for everyone, because Guier carefully prepares and takes care of them, because of Liu Di's wonderful speeches and jokes, because Zhou Ying can always listen to everyone carefully, because of Nan Yu's generous behavior and memories, because of Huoer's unreasonable troubles (?) And the stability of the beaver and the red leopard, of course, because there are also cute cats that can be held in their arms. The monsters understand that they will definitely remember this Spring Festival clearly in the long years to come.

The clock rang at 12 o'clock at midnight. After Nanyu rushed back to the hospital on duty, Wen Li and the red leopard also left (the air and order in the city made them uncomfortable). Although Liu Di, who drank a box of wine, had always claimed that he was not drunk, he had fallen asleep on the sofa. After seeing off Gui'er, Zhou Ying and Huo'er also went back to the bedroom to rest. Only coffee sat on the window sill, looking at the messy room in the dark and the night sky where fireworks were still rising outside.

"Master..."

This night was indeed a pleasant time. There can never be a chance to fly in the air to set off fireworks and sit at the table to eat, but...

"I still want to celebrate the festival with my master..." Tears rolled from the coffee's eyes. It desperately "washed" its face with its claws, but it shed tears. I want to go home, I want to sleep with my host, and I want to eat the milk shrimp cooked by my master..."

The master must be happily living the festival somewhere at this time, and it is difficult for him to return home. Will he live with these monsters in the future? I was abandoned... The master doesn't want me!" The coffee endured again and again and finally choked. I will never steal food, grind my paws on the sofa, fish tropical fish, plant pots, bite the owner's mobile phone, play, turn on the TV by myself, climb the curtains, and bully the neighbor's children and dogs... Whoo... The master doesn't want me... Whoo-woo." It cried chokingly and finally made up its mind to go home to find its owner after the duel. As long as it behaves cleverly and pitifully, the owner will not throw itself outside. Wow, I really want to go home..." I sleep beside my master every day at home, sleeping on a warm and soft bed, but now I have to spend the night on the cold window sill. Huo'er was sleeping, rolling from one end to the other while sleeping, and even Zhou Ying was kicked into the corner by it. If coffee dared to go up, he would probably be kicked out of the window, while Liu Di stretched out his limbs and occupied the sofa. The wine was so strong that he would never rely on him even if he asked for coffee.

"Woo..." Coffee cried in a low voice, and finally got tired of crying. He slowly fell asleep and had a dream that a master came home with delicious food and apologized to it.

For a whole day on the first day of the Chinese New Year, Liu Di gave up all the dates to train the devil for coffee. They closed the door in the room and didn't know what he had taught. They only knew how to teach and study hard. Even the morning, middle and evening meals were after Gui'er knocked on the door, they took them to eat in the room.

Huo'er began to sleep, watch TV, play games, eat... and do the daily things he likes, but when the sun gradually sets, he began to shift his curiosity to the house where Liu Di and coffee stayed. It lay on the door and listened for a while, only to hear the coffee raising its voice, "Ah, um."

"What on earth is that dog teaching? Does he teach better than me? Once Huo'er's curiosity is aroused, he can do everything. It is now going to open the door and rush in.

"Fire?" Zhou Ying looked at its strange behavior and called it for the third time.

"What are you doing?" 300 percent impatient answer.

"I'm leaving. Will you follow me today?"

"Go?" Huo'er patted her head, yes, it's time for Zhou Ying to work. It hesitated for two seconds between Zhou Ying and curiosity, and then flew to Zhou Ying's shoulder. Let's go, let's go hunting!" - Zhou Ying's working time every day is the time of fire hunting. When he meets unpleasant passengers, according to the agreement between him and Zhou Ying, whether the other party is a human or a monster, he will force them to pay the fare with meat. Huoer hasn't found a suitable prey for a month, so she is eager to hunt again.

"Go to work on the first day of the Chinese New Year!" Gui'er, who was challenging embroidery, held up more than a dozen needles and asked.

"Hmm." Zhou Ying promised to go over and help her heal her injury and told her, "Don't prick me if I'm not at home." Then he walked out of the door.

"Don't 'prick'! They are embroidering. Gui'er bit her nails and pouted, "I'm not so versatile, so there's no need to say that about me." She grabbed the embroidered works and looked at them, muttering, "Abstract works." It was left on the coffee table. She sat in the room by herself, her eyes turned around, and finally fell on the door where Liu Di and the others were staying. "Oh... learn magic," she slipped over and lay down on the door to listen.

"Oh, oh, oh!" Coffee is screaming.

Gui'er was shocked and flashed back.

"Ah, ah, oh!" The sound can also be faintly heard through the door.

"Isn't it about practicing spells? Isn't this practicing vocals?" Gui'er is puzzled.

Zhou Ying usually works until dawn. Of course, Huo'er will not come back until then. Gui'er watched TV for a while and was a little bored. She fell asleep unconsciously. When she opened her eyes hazyly, she saw that Liu Di and others had come out of the room.

"Now we will start the actual exercise." Liu Di ordered, "You use the first trick I taught you!"

"Yes!" Coffee answered loudly, roaring at something on the table, "brushing" "brushing" the claws, and "skin" flying.

"Ah!" Gui'er screamed and jumped up, "My 'rabbit'!" It was Gui'er's beloved furry toy that was used as an exercise object for coffee. When Gui'er's eyes fell on the room as a classroom, a louder voice shouted, "My little bear, my crocodile, my pig!" Almost all the furry toys she collected were lying there, fragmented, and the places full of cotton wool were scattered.

"Use the second move again!" Liu Di is still training coffee loudly.

"Yes!" Coffee shouted, rushed to the toy rabbit, bit its neck, and its teeth sank fiercely. The coffee shouted, shook its head hard, and tore the toy rabbit.

"What are you doing!" Gui'er rushed to rescue her rabbit and competed with coffee, "You actually put my babies! Put my babies!"

"Okay, now use the third move!" Liu Di's command was determined.

The coffee grabbed Guier head-on, then kicked his hind legs, took advantage of the opportunity to turn over in the air, and then opened his mouth to bite down. A series of movements were completed in one go, which was enough to get 9.99 points. Gui'er managed to escape these attacks and couldn't help standing there in a daze.

"Hahahaha, how do I teach you!" Liu Diyang became complacent.

"Hmm, this is not a spell! This is not a fight!" Gui'er said unconvincedly.

"Church a spell for a guy who can't do anything in two days? This fairy can't do it either! It's better to teach it how to fight with its own instincts. Liu Di raised his nose and said loudly, "In addition, I also taught him magic!" Let me show her a cup of coffee.

"Yes!" Coffee agreed and solemnly put up a rack and shouted, "Ah, nest, hungry, one, black, silt..."

"It turns out that I'm learning primary school Chinese. No wonder it sounds like pronunciation practice." Gui'er blinked and said.

"No!" Liu Di shouted at the coffee, "Scantation!"

"ji!" Coffee cries with a wave of its paws.

Gui'er closed her eyes in horror, but nothing happened after the coffee shouted.

"Very good!" Liu Di praised, "Come again, the next spell!"

"Choi!"

"Not bad! Continue!"

"shock!"

"Okay, it's good this time. I'll do it like this in the future."

Gui'er looked at them suspiciously: "What are you doing! Obviously, it's just teaching it to shout. What kind of spell is this!"

"It's just shouting!" Liu Di shouted, "You think it's easy to teach it!" Do you know how much it took me to prevent me from saying that 'meow'? That's all! It's really disrespectful of the fruits of my labor!"

"Yes, do I think something is wrong?" Gui'er finally found out where the difference she had felt from just now was. It turned out that the "meow" that had to be added to every sentence of coffee was gone. "I said, how did I hear you doing vocal training? It turned out to be for this! But even so, it still can't ask for it? What's the use of just shouting!"

"Just shout." Liu Di suddenly handed over three spells from the air. Then paste my painting on it, and as long as it shouts, it can be used.

"So it is..." Gui'er nodded, "You have to cheat to win. It's Liu Di, and you can figure it out."

"Of course! Hahahaha," Liu Di immediately accepted the praise. He stretched out and said, "Ok, that's all for the training. I'll take you to the internship tomorrow, and you can fight the day after tomorrow!" Go to bed now." Turning to Gui'er and opening his hand, "Gui'er, let's sleep!"

"Bum!" After a loud noise, Liu Di appeared under the coffee table. Gui'er yawned: "I'm really going to bed - you'd better fix my treasures as soon as possible, or we'll eat garlic dog meat tomorrow morning." After saying that, he walked out of the door with his hands behind his back and went back to his home.

Coffee woke up not long after dawn because she was worried about going to "internship". She walked around the room nervously and drilled the tricks she had learned over and over again - by this time, Gui'er had hidden all her baby toys, so she had to put her hands on the sofa cushions and make the room full of cotton. Liu Di slept soundly until he had lunch and refused to get up.

"What can he teach you!" Huo Er was worried about "sleeping" for his coffee in his own class. While eating Liu Di's meal, he said, "You will definitely lose when you fight, and then you will be eaten by the other party. But don't worry, I will eat that monster again to avenge you.

"I want to win! Meow!"

"No addition" "Meow!" Liu Di lost a shoe in his sleep.

"When are we going to 'internship'!" Coffee is in a hurry to ask.

"Beauty...uh..." Liu Di turned over and fell asleep again with a pillow in his arms.

The time passed minute by. When Liu Di finally got up, it was already half sunset, and it was time for Zhou Ying and Huoer to go out.

"You said you were going to 'internship' and slept all day!" The coffee shouted angrily.

"I taught you all night, of course you should sleep all day!" Liu Di roared back, "You don't pay a penny of tuition, and there are a lot of problems! Zhou Ying, send us out for an internship.

Get in Zhou Ying's car, Huo'er couldn't help asking, "What are you going to 'internship'?"

Liu Di smiled faintly: "Catching demons."

Zhou Ru's car parked next to a newly built residential area. This residential area has a distinctive feature - this is what Liu Di and Coffee have seen with their own eyes, Zhou Ying has heard on the radio, and Huo Er has seen in TV news - that is, there is a hole in the building. Now there are more holes upstairs than when Liu Di and Coffee saw it. They are distributed on more than a dozen buildings in this residential area, making these buildings look like an object called a "sieve".

"What are you doing here?"

"Catching demons!"

Huoer, who was driving away with Zhou Ying, heard the words "catching food" and immediately pricked up his ears (does it have ears to stand up?) Forced Zhou Ru to drive the car back. It glanced around and asked Liu Di, "Where is the food?"

Liu Diyi pointed to Lou Qun: "These holes are the work of monsters. Coffee, even if you catch this demon monster."

"I'll find it to eat!" The fire immediately flew to the building group. Liu Di grabbed its tail feather: "This is the 'internship' topic for cats."

Huo put her face into him and stared, "But I'm hungry. I want to eat!"

"You just had dinner!"

"This is a midnight snack."

"The cat is left by the fox! You unrighteous guy!"

"Okay," Hearing that it was Lin Rui's commission, Huo Er had to give in, "Let it go, but I'll take it back." Coffee was washing its face desperately on the ground, trembling, and his fire pedaled on its back, "Go!"

The coffee suddenly jumped up and looked at the dark buildings. It was not easy to start walking, but it retreated step by step, retreated all the way to the side of the car and got under the car.

"Go!" Liu Di pulled it out and threw it into the building group. "This is the most suitable for you. Don't come back to see me if you can't catch it!"

Coffee moves carefully in the buildings. In its eyes, every shadow and every brick is like a monster that will jump on at any time. It held its tail, close to its ears, and walked silently, ready to walk around and say "I didn't see anything" and then go back to cross.

It doesn't mean anything.

As soon as I turned around a building, I heard a "kaka" and something came over.

"Monster!" Coffee shouted in his heart and crawled into the nearest corridor.

A few bright lights slowly moved in, and gradually came the sound of words and footsteps.

"What kind of quality problem is this?" Why is this the building that has just been built for less than two months? Buyers are clamoring for refund and compensation! What do you think we should do?" This...it's really not like a quality problem."

"What's the problem! Man-made! Natural! It's weathered!"

"This...this..."

"You don't have to be there! If you can't figure out the reason and the insurance company doesn't compensate, will you compensate? I asked your company to build a building, not a quality contract!"

"Wait a minute, Mr. Chen, how can this be a quality problem!"

"What are you talking about!"

“......”

The voice gradually faded away. "It turned out to be a few human beings," and the coffee grew into a breath.

"Wow..." Another exhalation came from behind.

"Who..." Coffee twisted his stiff neck to look at it, and a pair of faint small eyes were also looking at it. The demon-monster-out-comes--" Coffee felt that he didn't even have the strength to escape.

"Ah--" Those little eyes suddenly let out a strange cry, turned around and ran away, accidentally fell on the stairs, got up and continued to run.

"It escaped!" Coffee blinked in disbelief, "It ran away when it saw me!" It summoned up its courage, ignited its fighting spirit, raised its claws and shouted at the fleeing monster: "Ji" The charm left by Liu Di on it immediately launched, just hit the monster who fled desperately from upstairs and made the other party fall down.

"It worked!" Coffee cheered, "So I'm so powerful!" It jumped up with a hundred times of confidence and shouted, "Cat's claws!" Cat's teeth!" Cats kicking!" Three absolute greetings, the monster screamed and collapsed to the ground. Coffee had seen that the other party was a thin "human" man. He didn't want to go up again to attack his claws, biting the other party and shaking his head, and screaming.

"Papa!" Liu clapped his hands and came over, "Well done! It's really the best choice for you to deal with this mouse.

Coffee was still proud of his first battle. Hearing this, he looked sideways at his opponent - the opponent had shown his original shape under its attack, which was...

"Mouse!" The coffee monster shouted and threw the other party out, "Soap, solution, disinfectant!" It shouted and ran, "Mouse, bacteria!"

"Are you a cat or not?" Liu Di grabbed the mouse and looked at the coffee that was wiping his mouth hard with his coat.

"Cats are not a tool for rat hunting!" The coffee shouted angrily, "The owner said that there are a lot of bacteria on the mouse, and you can never touch it!" You lied to me to bite this kind of thing! Oh, it's so dirty! Dirty! I'm going to get sick!"

"What kind of owner has a cat!" - This is Liu Di's only comment. He patted the coffee, "That's not a mouse, it's a monster!"

"Monster!"

"You didn't bite the mouse, but the monster. Do you understand? Now you can deal with the monster, and you are a teacher!"

"I, won the monster..." Coffee looked at the mice on the ground, looked at his claws, and gradually understood, "I won! Hahahaha, that's right, what is a monster or a powerful cat?!"

The mouse monster gradually woke up and gradually turned into the dry, thin and black, rural farmer-like human, trembling under the gaze of three monsters and a spirit beast.

"I said I should eat it well, but why does it look so bad..." The angry man said with a sad face, "You won't force me to eat it, will you?"

"...who will force you to do such a thing," Liu Di patted the coffee that was still dragging Liu Di's clothes with his paws. "The internship is over. Are you ready after graduation? Can you let go of my clothes?"

"But I bit the mouse--woo-woo--" I was sad when the coffee came up.

Liu Di shrugged his shoulders, picked up coffee and said to Zhou Ying, "Let's go."

"What about it?" Although Huoer didn't want to eat it, she wasted it and was unwilling to look at the mouse.

"Let it go - what a strange monster, playing here every day." Liu Di really couldn't figure out why the mouse had to persevere in making holes here for several days.

"Wow-woo-woo-you, I'm sorry for the old and the young--" The mouse finally figured out what happened - it was caught by a group of powerful monsters. It knelt on its knees on the ground and began to kowtow, crying loudly, "Daes, all right, all right, there is a 100-year-old mother on the youngest. , there are three-year-old children! Ladies and gentlemen, be merciful and don't eat small ones, gentlemen..."

Huo's eyes followed his kowtow frequency, and he felt dizzy for a while.

"Good job, ladies and gentlemen, don't eat small ones..."

Liu Di involuntarily put his hand into Zhou Ying's pocket, took out his wallet, and explained, "I don't know why, as soon as I hear someone say 'Grandpa is fine', I want to pay."

"Then why did you pay for my money?" Although Zhou Ying was puzzled, she didn't say anything. She just said, "It turns out that monsters also have begging as their profession. I never thought about it."

"The world is so big that there is nothing strange!" Liu Di handed over the money and said.

"Money..." The mouse trembled and took the 100-yuan note. "This old man not only won't kill me..." His tears fell down, "At least you can buy me a decent dress and go back..."

"You... are a monster, right? Why is it so like escaping from the famine? Liu Di frowned and asked.

"The villain is not an escape, but a monster. Zhang 27, a rat demon living in Wei County, came here to work, but he had no choice but to meet a poor employer, so much that he could not return to his hometown and stay here..." He said in tears, "The little man's family will be ruined this year..."

"..." Liu Di grinned when he heard it. "It's really a bitter exploited person, but at least you are also a monster, aren't you? As for letting human beings be bullied like this?

"The villain comes from a humble background and has a bad reputation. He has vowed to be a demon since his grandfather. He has been farming and working for a living for generations. He really dares not do things to bully people and kill people." The mouse said with red eyes. It seems that he also hurts the employer who lied to him for a year but gave him nothing, but he still put up with it and didn't do anything to the other party.

"So you came to tear down his building to vent your hatred!" Liu Di understood a little.

"No, no, no, the villain dares not do such an unreasonable thing." The mouse said in a hurry, "These buildings are all built by small ginseng. Since they don't get the wages they deserve, the villain wants to take back the work they have done."

"Take back your work?" Liu Di looked at those sieve-like buildings, "That is to say, remove the part you did?"

"Yes, yes, some villains that others have worked hard to build are never dare to destroy. The villain just takes away the part he has done." The mouse said.

"It makes sense!" Liu nodded his head.

Zhou Ying felt that there was something "unreasonable" in front of the building group, but she couldn't say why.

"So what are you going to do now? Continue to recover the fruits of your labor here?"

"No, no, the last brick that the little man repaired by himself has just been removed. Originally, the little man was going to find another job and earn a few more money, otherwise, otherwise he would go back to his hometown without face. But now the old man gave the little money," he held the banknote with a trembling hand. "With this hundred yuan, the small one, the small one... can buy some things and go home..."

"What a pity!" Huoer couldn't help rubbing her eyes, "I've never seen such a poor monster being bullied like this by human beings. It's so pitiful! Come on, I'll give you this wallet!" It generously handed over the wallet he got from Liu Di.

"Then I'll give you my wallet!" Liu Di grabbed Zhou Ying's wallet and handed it over and stared at the fire fiercely.

"I'll give you this silver necklace!" Huoer pulled down the necklace on Liu Di's neck.

"I'll give you this coat!" Liu Di immediately peeled off Zhou Ying's coat.

"This windbreaker is for you!"

"This sweater is for you!"

"This mobile phone is for you!"

"This watch is for you!"

"This shirt!"

"This pair of trousers!"

" Leather shoes!"

"socks!"

“......”

The mouse's hand was quickly full of things, "Daes, you are really a good 'demon'... I met you today after burning Gaoxiang..." He cried gratefully, "Daes, your kindness will touch God, and your kindness will be rewarded..." At the end of the fundraising, he Holding two wallets (a total of 563 yuan 70 cents), two sets of clothes (excluding underwear and vests), two pairs of leather shoes, socks, mobile phones, watches, rings, necklaces and sunglasses each, and left gratefully. The remaining two monsters in vests and underwear stood in the wind of winter night...

"The internship is not over yet!" Liu Di announced viciously, "That damn builder! I lost my favorite necklace!" He couldn't vent his temper (his own behavior was not much better), so he shifted his target to innocent people. "Coffee, you have dealt with monsters. Do you dare to deal with another person now?"

"People?" Coffee opened its eyes wide, and it was also immersed in the joy of defeating the monster. It patted its chest and said, "What are people! Cats are the best!"

"Well, let's go!" Liu Di turned around and said, "Zhou Ying sent us..." But he saw that Zhou Ying had already got into the car and was about to drive away. Hello, where are you going? Don't leave us!"

"Go home and get dressed." Zhou Ying showed him his appearance.

"This is called health and beauty! Let's go to ×× apartment first. Liu Di got into the car and said, "The warm wind is louder.

"I'll open it for you!" Huo'er sneered and waved her wings, "How mature do you want to be?" Suddenly, smoke came out of Liu Di's body.

The builder lay in the bathtub with a big belly and looks a little like a soaked steamed bun. "Bah," the fire spit on top of him, "I saw all the bad things tonight."

"I didn't ask you to eat it!" Liu Di grabbed the cigarette on the table and lit it rudely, "Coffee, come on! It's up to you!"

"Yes!" The coffee shouted and rushed to the builder. The man in the bathtub was worried about the newly built building group turning into a sieve. Suddenly, he saw a cat coming out of nowhere and pounced on himself fiercely. He pulled a bath towel at the cat, but was cleverly dodged by the cat.

"Eat my cat's paws!" The cat shouted in human language, "Another cat tooth!"

"Cat...is talking..." The pain of being scratched and bitten by coffee is not as great as the impact of the cat's talking. "Monster... the cat is talking..."

"Who is the monster!" The coffee rushed up and hit again, "Eat my cat's leg again!"

"Monster...help..." The builder ran away from the door without caring about himself.

"You are my internship homework, where are you going!" The coffee bit his ankle and dragged it back, scratching his teeth until he fell on the carpet and never moved again. Hahaha, cats are still powerful. Humans are nothing!" Coffee climbed up his body and set up a victory rack.

"Not bad, not bad." Liu Di was taking a lot of money out of the safe and said perfunctorily, "You graduated, you are awesome." He conscientiously divided one of the hundreds of bills to Zhou Ying, "Let's go so that we won't be seen."

At this time, the families of the builders who heard the calls and fights upstairs were rushing up, but all they saw was the naked builders and water stains on the ground. Soon after, the builder was mentally weakened and hospitalized due to the double blow of huge claims and the illusion of a "cat demon", and his company was declared bankrupt a few months later because of the incident.

Of course, the culprits don't care about this. They are sitting in the car and discussing whether to go home to get clothes or go to the department store to get clothes.

On a winter morning, the sun faintly passed through the clouds and fell on the ground. Several broken dead leaves rolled over the ground, making a "sand" sound. After the leaves rolled over, the cat's figure appeared. Its eyes flashed with firm eyes and stepped into the gate of the park without hesitation.

"I didn't expect you not to run away. You really dare to come!" The black cat stood among the branches and asked, jumped and fell to the ground deftly.

"Each other!" The cat replied arrogantly.

"Then let's go," Black Ice walked to the zoo first. It stood under a sign and said, "Just follow this route and walk to the back door alive first is the winner. If you are afraid of death, it's not too late to quit now.

"Hmm!" The coffee raised its tail, "Then you can escape back with your tail between your legs."

"Go!" Hei Bing bowed and rushed out like an arrow. The coffee was afraid of falling behind and hurried to catch up.

The routes drawn on the sign are: wolf cage, wild boar pen, monkey mountain, crocodile pond, giraffe hall, tiger mountain... Not long after running, the two cats received the first target, the wolf cage.

Seven or eight wolves were sitting or lying in the cage. When the two cats approached, they immediately stood up, showing their fangs and staring at each other. However, this is just an instinct for them to be animals. This kind of animal born in a zoo and raised by humans has lost too much of its wild counterpart. At least in the wild, animals will intuitively tell who is stronger. Whether it is a lion, a tiger or a bear, they will never forgive "monsters". They all understand that "monster" is a strange and powerful thing than human beings. However, the wolves in the zoo surrounded them after swaying black ice and coffee into the cage.

"Dead dog!"

"I hate dogs the most!"

It was rare that the monster and the cat had the same view, so the two cats rolled over like a gust of wind, leaving a pile of "dogs" paralyzed together.

Coffee ran forward desperately for fear of falling behind the black ice, but stayed at home all day. How could it be the opponent of the black ice from the wild cat? In a short time, it was thrown away. When it reached the wild boar pens, it only saw the fence blown by the spell and the half-lying on the ground. Roasted "whole wild boar." Damn, let it take the lead!" The coffee stepped on the wild boar's head and rushed over.

The monkeys in Monkey Mountain just woke up and began to spend a peaceful morning. First, the black cat jumped in from the outer wall dozens of meters high. At first, a monkey wanted to pull the cat's tail, and then two, three, ten... The monkeys surrounded them all over and wanted to treat this animal that they had never seen before. Make interesting toys.

"It's as urgent as the law!" Hei Bing shouted and flew out the monkeys around it. The other monkeys were scared and dared not go any further. Hei Bing took a deep breath and adjusted his breathing before running forward again. In fact, its mana is limited, and the spells that can be used in a day are limited, but it has been nourished for several days in order to deal with coffee today and let it know that there are many gaps between cats and monsters, so it must be far ahead from the beginning.

When the coffee jumped into the monkey mountain, the chaos caused by the black ice had just calmed down. The smart monkeys already knew that the "cat" was not a toy but was dangerous, so they no longer surrounded it, but adopted the strategy of throwing stones, cores and other things at it from a distance.

"Get out of here!" Coffee scares cats by frightening them, "Get out of here!" But the monkeys are not afraid of the intimidation of human language and still talk to it. It hurts to hit the stone on the head! The coffee is so angry, and the monster has dealt with these monkeys. Will he not be as good as it?

"shock!" Coffee bowed his waist and shouted, launching Liu Di's first charm for it.

The whole monkey mountain shook and shook like an earthquake. The monkeys were thrown around, and the stones on the rockery also fell down. Sure enough, it was the earth-moving mountain curse painted by the wolf. Not only did the black ice look back in consternation, but also the managers of the zoo were shocked by the "local earthquake". Come out.

"Wolf! Why did the wolf run out!"

"And wild boars! Wild boar!"

"Quick, call the police! Prepare the anesthetic gun!"

"Go back to the house first, go back to the room!"

"Hide the sign of suspension of business! Don't let tourists in!"

"Help, wolf!"

Humans made a fuss in the back and did not scratch the two duels. They have arrived at the crocodile pool built indoors one after.

"It's so hot here." Hei Bing thought so and stepped on the crocodile's body on the surface of the water. "You still have to live in an air-conditioned house. Are you all the coquettish guys living here?" When the crocodile swam silently towards it, it had already shook its head and sighed at the weakness of these animals and ran out of the door.

The second cat came in again.

The crocodiles have swam to the coffee standing on the stone in the middle of the water and look at it viciously. They will never endure the experience of being a tiptoe again.

Coffee is looking around and paying no attention to the crocodiles: "Where is the fish? To be honest, I have eaten all of Changyu, trout, barracuda and yellow croaker. I really haven't eaten crocodiles," he licked his lips. "It sounds good, but why not? Was it all eaten by that monster in front of you?

"Wang!" A crocodile rushed out of the water and bit into the coffee.

"Ah..." Coffee screamed, and even the black ice running in front of him was heard, and then there was a loud noise, and the wall of the crocodile hall collapsed in half. The coffee ran out wet, shaking the water on his body, and still complaining: "There are no crocodiles in the crocodile restaurant, but there is such a large group of guys with big teeth, which makes me soaked all over. It's really unlucky."

Giraffe.

Black ice entered the tall building while chanting the name. A giraffe is a deer with a longer neck, right? It thinks so, but there is nothing in this big building.

"It smells like an animal." Hei Bing sucked his nose and lowered his body carefully. "There must be something here. Why can't I see it? Is it..." There is a big hoof on the left and a big hoof on the right? "Is it..." A pair of huge eyes blinked and stretched out in front of it.

"Ah...monster!"

This time, it was a scream of black ice that cut through the sky, and then there was a "bang" in the giraffe hall. A big hole appeared in the wall. Black ice rolled and crawled out and crawled out, getting into the grass and gasping for breath.

"Giraffe, I've seen this thing." Coffee thought confidently, because its owner is a big giraffe furry toy, and coffee often plays with it (actually unilateral bites and destruction), "That's a grass-eating thing, nothing great." Think richly about coffee.

"Grass...Gras grass... Why does grass grow so big!" Coffee's feet began to soften when he saw the real giraffe, as if he could eat an elephant (it had never seen an elephant, so he knew that elephants were called "elephants" because they were very big).

The giraffes were frightened by the black ice and looked at the coffee. Although the coffee trembled in its limbs, it still tried to climb out. Ten minutes later, it finally succeeded in climbing out of the hole in the wall where the black ice exploded.

"Wow, I haven't been eaten." Coffee took a breath and made sure that the giraffe did not catch up to eat him. He dared to look up at Fang, "There is only the tiger left!" That kind of thing is a bigger cat, which is not terrible at all. I'm afraid that monster has already passed through it! It's going to win!" Coffee knows that he has lagged far behind, and I'm afraid he can't catch up with it anymore. Humph! Humph! Humph!" Coffee made up his mind. As long as he caught up and saw Black Ice, even if it had won, he would use the remaining spell to deal with it, and then beat it violently and let it admit defeat by force.

A scream of black ice came from Hushan, followed by a spell explosion.

"It beat the tiger." Coffee thought so, but when it arrived at Tiger Mountain, it saw another situation: black ice was held in its mouth by a tiger, and its body was bloody and seemed to have fainted. Another tiger squatted beside him, licking his tongue, as if preparing to enjoy a good meal with his accomplices.

"How come, you are a monster? How can you lose to the tiger?" Coffee shouted loudly, but Black Ice just trembled his limbs and failed to open his eyes. What should I do? The coffee looked around. When it saw this, it was too scared to jump over. "If it dies, I won't win even if I run there!" It gritted its teeth, bowed up and shouted at the tiger, "Ill!"

The last spell was launched, hitting the two tigers far away.

The coffee rushed to the black ice a few times and arched it with his nose: "Hey, monster, are you not dead?"

Black ice struggled to open his eyes and saw coffee standing beside him. It has experienced several life-and-death moments when it was a wild cat, but it didn't expect that it would be like this as a monster. "Be careful, be careful..." It propped up its body to the coffee with all its strength.

A gust of wind came, and the coffee was pushed away by the black ice, but the black ice was thrown under the claws of a tiger.

It turns out that the tigers raised in this tiger mountain are three instead of two.

This tiger is smaller than the other two, but its expression is more fierce, and it presses the black ice with its claws majestically. This is a tiger that was captured in the wild and locked in the zoo. Unlike those raised by humans, it has rich hunting skills and instinct to escape danger. Just now, it first used the other two tigers to attract the spell of black ice, and then attacked successfully, but it wanted to use the same trick to coffee because of black ice. Collision can't work.

"What should I do? I don't have any spells anymore!" Coffee wanted to turn around and escape, but when it saw the dying black ice, it couldn't bear to leave it to the tiger to eat. What should I do? Hit the tiger, by the way, hit it, I can also play a set of cat fists.

"Eat my cat's paws!" The coffee came up with a shout.

The tiger didn't expect that the little thing would jump up instead of escaping. Instead, it was surprised. It dodged the claw of coffee and raised its claws to pat the coffee, but its claws hit the top of the coffee head as if it had been pushed by something and fell empty. Coffee turned around and opened his mouth and bit down, "Eat my cat's teeth!" The tiger fell empty again and was torn a big mouth on its claws by coffee. It obviously doesn't pay attention to this small thing, but I don't know why its body is tied up by something and can't fight at will at all.

"Cats kick their legs!" The coffee shouted and kicked the tiger. It found that the tiger was nothing big and had a slow reaction, so it cheered up and sent out a series of attacks, "I grab, I bite, I pedal, and another serial attack!" The tiger was beaten violently when he couldn't understand what had happened, and finally fainted with scars all over his body.

"Dead tiger! Dead tiger!" Coffee continued to punch and kick unwinnably.

"Okay, okay, at least this is also a national protected animal!" One hand picked it up. Coffee turned around and saw Liu standing behind him. "Let me see, is this the monster that duels with you? Does it look like a cat too!" He brushed the black ice with his hand, and the wound on the black ice closed in an instant. Although he looked weak, he opened his eyes and got up.

Black ice looked at Liu Di, and then at the tiger on the ground. Although it was injured and could not move, it still knew what happened around it. It looked at the tiger and was silent for a moment, walked to the coffee and lowered its head and said, "I admit defeat. You not only saved my life, but also taught me a truth - even if you become a monster, don't rely too much on spells and forget your natural power. You defeated the tiger with forces other than magic, which also made me understand how to be a monster. I admit defeat convincingly.

"You admit defeat... That is to say, I won!" Coffee opened its eyes wide, "Hahahaha, I still win! Whether he is a human, a monster, a mouse, a tiger, or a cat!"

"Yes, you are the best."

"Hahahaha!" The tail of the coffee is about to rise to the sky.

"If you win, just go!" Liu patted it on the head and said, "You made a mess of the zoo and were caught by humans and peeled off your cat's skin."

"How do you know what we do?" Coffee thought, has he been following himself?

Hei Bing looked at Liu Di with respect and knew that this very powerful monster must be the coffee teacher. Seeing that his eyes turned from coffee to himself, he quickly corrected his posture and solemnly introduced himself: "It's an honor to see you under Hei Bing."

"Oh, this cat is so polite, much better than you." Liu Di poked the coffee with his hand, and the coffee turned around and bit his finger.

"It's the teacher's teaching, and we must treat the elders respectfully."

"Teacher? Who is your teacher? I know all the monsters in this city. Liu Di began to think about who had so much free time and accepted a cat as an apprentice.

"My family name is Lu, and my name is Ma." Hei Bing said.

"The deer is a horse!" Liu Di's eyes suddenly said, "You are the apprentice of the deer as a horse. Hahahahaha..." He laughed loudly, "You are the apprentice of the deer as a horse... Hahahaha... Oh, it's so funny, hahaha..."

Black ice asked puzzledly, "Do you know a teacher?"

Liu Di nodded hard, "I know...haha...of course I know...haha..."

Black ice and coffee looked at each other and didn't understand what was wrong with him.

The voices are gradually coming, and it seems that human beings have checked along their destruction trajectory. Come on, don't get away!" Liu Di picked up a cat and sneaked into the ground. When humans came, of course, they only saw three fainting tigers.

It didn't until outside the gate of the zoo that Liu Di came out of the ground and threw them on the ground. "O all right, children, go home quickly. Don't make trouble for me again!" He told him to go away.

"You..." Coffee looked at it and screamed, "What you look like!"

At this time, Liu Di had shown his original shape. He looked at himself and asked, "This is my original shape. What's wrong?"

"You are a dog!" The coffee screamed.

"Who is the dog!" Liu Di gave it a paw, "I'm a wolf, a land wolf!"

"I... actually... learned spells from a dog..." Coffee felt spinning, "A dog..." He cried loudly, "What a cat's shame! A lifelong stain! I actually learned from a dog... Whoo-hoo... Oh, my God..."

"Give me another dog to go!" Liu Di gave it another claw.

"Dead dog! Eat my cat's teeth!" Coffee rushed to Liu Di crazily, "Eat my cat's paws."

Liu Di raised his paws and pressed it: "You're crazy! Want to bite me!" It teased the head of coffee and was about to teach the apprentice who bullied his ancestors a few words. A gust of wind rose behind him, and the black ice rushed over and grabbed him. You two dead cats! Ungrateful, cross the river and tear down the bridge!"

"We will never accept the favor of dogs!"

"Yes, never!"

"Dead dog!"

"We fought with you."

"Duel!"

The two cats were hostile to each other and shouted at Liu Di together.

Liu Di's eyes passed through the bushes and looked at the roadside: a young fashionable woman stood in front of the store, making a phone call, "Single beauty!" Liu Di narrowed his eyes and said, "I've wasted several days. I'm lucky today."

"Smelly dog, duel!"

"We are not afraid of you!"

Coffee and black ice were still screaming, but Liu Di disappeared. They looked around, but did not see Liu Di, who had recovered as an adult, standing on the roadside and posed for a very handsome posture to talk to the woman.

"He ran away..."

"We won!"

Coffee and Black Ice looked at each other with a happy smile: "Sure enough, the cat is still powerful!"

There was a cry from their stomachs. After tossing for so long, they were hungry. Coffee looked at the apartment not far away, remembered something, and said to Black Ice, "Follow me. My master put prawns in the refrigerator a few days ago. We can get them to eat."

Leading the black ice into the corridor, there was a feeling of wanting to cry. Everything here was so familiar that it seemed that there was still the smell of the owner, but... Alas, the owner didn't want to be a wild cat with Black Ice in the future.

When I walked to my floor, I saw a box at the door and looked up along the box. The coat the owner often wore, the owner's hairstyle, the master's...

"Meow..." The coffee shouted tentatively.

"Wang!" The woman dropped the key that was opening the door on the ground. Coffee!" She shouted in surprise and hugged the coffee tightly, "Coffee, my baby, my coffee! You are going to scare me to death! I heard from the pet hotel that you lost it, and I will come back by plane immediately! My poor little baby!" Her tears fell down, "It's all my fault. It's all my fault. The coffee is so pitiful. You must have suffered a lot. I'm sorry! My poor coffee! If you really lose it, I will never forgive myself!"

"Meow..." The coffee lay in the master's arms and finally realized that the master did not want himself, and she was admitting her mistake! Meow..." It rubbed the owner's face hard, "Meow..."

"Come on, go home. I'm going to give you the best meal. I'm going to take a good shower for you!" The owner patted it a few times and stood up with it in his arms.

"Yes, there is black ice!" The coffee looked at the ice and said, "Come to my house, too. The master is the best master, and she will definitely like you."

"I'm a monster! How can it be raised by humans!" Hei Bing replied proudly, nodded to the coffee, turned around and walked downstairs.

"What do you want to eat for coffee?"

"What kind of milk do you drink for coffee?"

"What kind of bath liquid is used for coffee?"

"The bow of coffee,"

"Coffee..."

When I took a shower under the service of the master, ate a full meal, and lay in the sun, coffee had left this experience of the sky behind. While "gurgling" and "gurgling" to the master, it enjoyed the warm sunshine. As expected, it was the best at home. What a happy...

Today happens to be the third day of junior high school, and the weather is so sunny. "One chicken, two dogs, three cats and four mice..." That is to say, this year will be a very happy year for cats. Will the happy days of coffee continue like this...