Urban Monster Talk

Detective in action

In the morning of the operation, the sunlight through the clouds first sprinkled on the roof platform of a tall building in the city. In this corner of the new city, there is a special excitement on the roof of several buildings: here, some people's morning transportation, some practice their voices, and even birds and dogs, and even small vendors who buy breakfast appeared. Recently, a nearby park has been developed into a commercial area. People can't find a bigger sports place, and there is no way to gather here.

It was not until about eight o'clock that people dispersed one after another. When the last person left with a bird cage, a cat emerged from nowhere.

With the unique vigilance of cats, it lay under the pipe and carefully observed for a while. After making sure that all the human beings outside had gone, it rushed out with a cheer. First, it stretched out a long waist, and then rolled pleasantly in the sun. While looking at the place where the bird cage was just placed, he said to himself: "He Why do you never forget the cage here? Meow, I really want to play with that bird."

It rolled on the ground for a while, jumped on the railing, began to dress up while looking at the scenery, sorted out all the up and down hairs, and looked at the shadow of itself reflected on the stainless steel guardrail, and nodded with satisfaction: "Coffee is still so beautiful, meow. I heard from the owner that basking in the sun is good for health, and I also think it's better for me to tan more. It was busy for a while, straightening the bow on its neck with its claws, and then looked at the "mirror". Except for the fact that the black hair is slightly less than white hair and brown hair, and the matching is not 100% perfect, it really can't find any other defect. "The owner is right. Coffee is the most beautiful cat in the world!" It announced proudly and loudly.

One of the pleasures in coffee life is to open the door with magic after the owner goes out (of course, it will insist that it is the normal ability of the cat, which has nothing to do with the monster), and then slip to the top floor to bask in the sun, see the scenery, and sleep. However, there have been more and more human beings on the top floor recently, and coffee has to wait for a long time to swagger out. For this, it has a kind of anger that these human beings have occupied its territory: "How can there be more and more human beings? It's noisy and salvaged other people's morning sleep. It's really annoying!"

After sleeping and watching the surrounding scenery blowing for a while, Coffee decided to go home to taste the milk stewed shrimp prepared by the owner for it and watch TV. It raised its tail and swaggered into the building. When it took the elevator back to its door, its eyes suddenly widened: the door was open - did it forget to close the door just now?

The coffee burst into the room a few times, and a few seconds later, there was a miserable cat call from the room.

In the remote alley, a group of wild cats are enjoying the leftovers in the garbage and the rare sunlight shining into the deep alley. The appearance of two cat shadows broke their peaceful time. The wild cats roared together and surrounded the two strange aliens, setting up an attack.

"Well, it seems to be going this way... No, it should be this way... Maybe it's there... Then..." The cat among the two foreign cats sniffed on the ground and said to themselves and turned the direction.

"You will go back if you turn again." The black cat with it said coldly.

The cat glanced at it and lay on the ground and smelled it hard.

The black cat asked impatiently, "Do you remember the smell of that man?"

"Of course I remember!" The flower cat is quite confident.

"Then why did we go back several times?" The black cat asked.

"That's because the human should not walk around. Besides, I'm not a dog, and I deserve to make mistakes." The cat is proud that it is not like a dog.

The black cat regrets so much that he promised to help him? I also believed in its judgment. As a result, it has not left this block for more than an hour. It is not easy for it to go back now, so it has to vent its anger on the surrounding wild cat and roared in a gloomy human language: "Get out, Uncle Black Ice is in a bad mood today. Don't come for it. Die!' With their wild intuition, the wild cats found that the creatures of the two exotic elephant cats in front of them exuded a strange breath, including some terrible breath, so they disappeared in the corner of the alley in a blink of an eye, and the black ice running at the end rushed up and punched the cat and made a sad scream.

"Black ice is leaving! Why do you still have time to fight with wild cats? Don't linger. I have to go home before the master gets off work at 5 p.m. I'm busy!" The cat took the lead in running in one direction, still muttering: "The birth is really important. The wild cat is a wild cat, and it has become a monster..."

Black ice stared at it angrily, but thought that he had promised to help it, and finally endured this breath to follow.

"Hurry up, hurry up, we're about to catch the damn thief!" Cat Coffee gritted its teeth.

After the coffee came back from a regular walk on the top floor platform this morning, it was surprised to find that the door was wide open - it forgot to close the door when it went upstairs. It hurriedly rushed in to count the items and found that a very valuable thing was lost at home.

"That thing is very precious, precious, valuable, and the owner likes it very much... If you can't find it, the owner will cry... Whoo... It's all my fault. It's the one who forgot to close the door, and the owner won't want me. I'm going to become a wild cat, wow..." Coffee immediately went to its "friend" Black Ice to cry about what he will receive in the future. Huge punishment.

Black ice doubted that there was anything as valuable as it said in the home of a cat who raised coffee, but it was almost driven crazy by the sharp cry of coffee and casually said, "Just find it back if you lose something. Can't you beat a human?"

"Really!" The tears of coffee suddenly disappeared.

At least you are also a monster, aren't you? - But Hei Bing didn't say this sentence that would make him catch his coffee and tear his teeth, but asked, "Do you know who stole it?"

"I know, I smell the stranger in the room!"

"Then go find it! Take back your things." Unexpectedly, they stole the things of the monster family, so that human beings should learn a lesson.

Coffee immediately decided to look for it, but found another problem. It hardly knows the way. It is not easy for a cat like it to remember the way from its own home to the Black Ice's house. If it goes to other places in the city, it may not be able to get lost and go home. In this case, Black Ice is the "friend" of coffee, and coffee is its "lifesaver". Of course, it is duty-bound to take on the task of leading the way for coffee and embarked on the journey of solving cases and treasure hunting with coffee.

The two cats turned out of the alley one after the other, and a lively street appeared in front of them. Coffee was originally rushing forward aggressively. After hearing a few harsh car whistles, they covered their ears, clamped their tails, stepped back step by step and hid behind the black ice.

"Hum," Hei Bing sneered, strode forward, and took a look at the opportunity. A few jumps penetrated through the gap of traffic and successfully reached the other side of the road. It looked back and looked at the coffee proudly, lay down in the green belt, put its head on its paws, and waited to see how the coffee came.

"Want to see me lively!" The fighting spirit of coffee was suddenly ignited, "You underestimated me. Do you think I didn't cross the road!" The coffee walked proudly to the side of the road.

"Meow, meow, meow..."

Several girls who were shopping suddenly heard the cat barking and lowered their heads. A cute cat appeared at their feet, looking at them with flattering eyes and found the coquettish voice: "Meow, meow,..."

"Wow, so cute!"

"Kitty!"

"It's so cute and furry!"

The girls found the exaggerated cry and scrambled to hug the coffee. Hei Bing looked at the coffee being held like that, kissed and touched it, and was robbed. She couldn't help grinning in horror, but the coffee didn't care at all. Instead, she enjoyed it very much. After a while, she remembered her purpose and from the arms of the girls He broke free, ran a few steps to the side of the road, then retreated to call the girls, then ran to the road, and then retreated... After repeated several times, the girls finally understood what it meant.

"Kitty, do you want to go to the opposite side?"

"Meow meow meow."

"Can I hold you there?"

"Meow meow meow."

A girl picked up coffee and carried it across the road.

Coffee shouted a few times to thank the girl and got into the green belt. The girls behind her were still discussing: "What a lovely cat, I really want to take it home to raise." Yes, it is so smart that it can understand people (it can not only understand, but also speak.)" Unfortunately, it has a master and can't go with us." How do you know?" Didn't you see it tied with a bow? That must be given to it by its owner." Maybe it has to cross such a dangerous road to find its owner!" Wow, it's so touching!"

The girls s chattling far away, and Black Ice shook her head hard. It was really afraid of this "living thing". "They are so good, they are really like my master." The sigh of coffee made Black Ice open her mouth.

"This way!" Coffee changed its direction again and ran from Building 4 in this residential area to Building 9, but before the black ice could keep up with it, it said, "This way!" Rushed to Building 7.

Black ice sighed, simply sat down, shook his tail and waited for it to determine where to go.

"This way, this way, this way..." After reconnoiting every building in this residential area, Coffee was so tired that he lay on the ground and gasped and announced angrily: "The thief must have stolen all these buildings!" It's really a heinous crime!"

Black Bing doubted whether there was such a crazy thief in the world. He looked sideways at the coffee and asked with a little gloating, "How about it? Have you lost it?"

"What do you know!" Coffee suddenly jumped up and said, "Following is only one of the means to solve the case. Real detectives use reasoning and analysis to arrest prisoners."

"Hahahaha, do you think you are a detective?" Hei Bing heard such a funny thing and rolled with her stomach in her hand.

"Well, in the name of my master, I will definitely catch the thief!" The coffee shouted in anger.

"Hahahaha, what are you going to do?" Hei Bing still laughed wildly. He thought that this self-righteous fellow was too interesting, and now he actually thought he was a detective.

"Wait and see, I'll reason the damn thief." Coffee said solemnly.

"First of all, he is a man," Coffee shook his head and analyzed.

Black ice asked, "Why?"

"Women are quiet, kind, kind and cat-like people. How can they be thieves!" Coffee gave it a white look. Why is this monster so stupid?

Black ice rolled his eyes.

"Secondly, he must be a tall and powerful man,"

Black Bing asked, "Why is that?"

"He stole so many places. He must have stolen a lot of things. Can't he move away?" Coffee deeply sympathized with the intellectual gap with cats, so he explained in detail: "If so many families steal something, he has to be a Hercules."

Black ice closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep, but the coffee still chattered, "So I think he must be easy to recognize. If you observe carefully, you can definitely find him!"

"Then you can look for it." Black ice yawned, turned over in the sun, and was ready to really sleep, but Coffee looked around and stared at every man in sight with suspicion. The more it looked at it, the more it felt that any man was like a thief. What should I do? By the way, the biggest hand of the man, Coffee made up his mind, found the target, raised his claws and grabbed him: "Get up! I found it!"

Black ice suddenly jumped up, and the blind cat met a dead mouse (Coffee: Who is the blind cat! Don't you see my big watery eyes?) It really found it!" Where is it?"

Coffee refers to a tall man. The man didn't look like a kind person. He raised his eyebrows and held a big box in his hand. Coffee said, "That's him! My things must be in his box.

He looks very powerful, but he is a monster. There is no reason to fear a human. Black ice grinds his claws and is ready to attack. He wants to pay back the cat who owes coffee quickly so that he won't be entangled by it in the future.

"Eat my cat's paws!"

Before the black ice finished preparing, the coffee had rushed over with a shout. The man was shocked by the cat that suddenly jumped out of the grass and hurriedly dodged this claw, "Eat my cat's teeth again!" After the coffee landed, it rushed over and bit the man's calf. The man suddenly howled. He reached out and grabbed the cat that might have rabies in his hand and was ready to kill it. Cats kicking!" The coffee kicked its hind legs, leaving a long blood mark on the man's wrist. He fell lightly to the ground and put on an attack.

"Damn cat!" The man was so angry that he threw the box in his hand and came to catch coffee empty-handed.

"Humans, I want to fight fairly with you!" Black ice jumped out and stopped between humans and coffee, solemnly making a request for a duel, which is the rule of fighting between wild cats (Black Ice: Who said it's the rules of wild cats! This is the rule of monsters!)

"Cat, can talk..." After the man thought that he had been bitten by a cat with mad dog disease, the disease immediately broke out. Is he about to become a rabies patient? I can't help feeling uneasy.

"Who is the cat! I'm a monster!" Hei Bing replied solemnly that this is every time it challenges human beings as a monster, and it must maintain the best image and make people remember themselves firmly.

"Monster?" The man shook his head hard to see if he was hallucinating, but the big black cat came to him step by step, stared at his face fiercely, and said, "Come on, decide. If I win, you have to give us back what you stole."

"Monster..." The man let out a scream, turned around and ran away.

Black ice rushed over with a cat step, jumped high, and aimed at the back of the other party's head with a claw. The man was scared and tripped on the ground.

"Thief, give me back my master's things!" Coffee shouted and raised the suitcase and threw it at the man. With a "dong", the man was shocked and hit his head and fainted to the ground.

Black ice opened the box and found that there was nothing in it - no wonder coffee could lift it up and throw it away. It couldn't help asking the man who was sniffing the coffee, "Where do you think it is?" There is nothing here."

"Oh no," the coffee monster screamed, which shocked the black ice. It pointed to the man and said, "This man smells wrong, not the thief.

Black ice fell into the box.

"There is a man here who fainted!"

"Quickly call 110!"

Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance!"

The fainted man was found and people quarreled in, while the two murderers hid in the flower bed and quarreled.

"You are so sure, but you are not even sure about the smell!"

"I found him according to reasoning, not by smell!"

"What should I do now? If you hurt the innocent, if the master knows it, he will punish me. Black ice is very panicked.

"What's the big deal? Even if I bullied my neighbor's children and dog owners ten times, they never scold me. Hurry up and replace that master and find a master like my master. Coffee didn't agree with his bad behavior at all and still said unresolutely, "My reasoning is very strict. What's wrong? I'll push it again from the beginning."

"First of all, the thief must be a man, which is undoubtedly, and secondly..."

Black Bing was so angry that he closed his eyes and ignored it. If the master hadn't told himself to be grateful and the cat had "saved" its life, it would have immediately jumped up and bit it.

"Secondly...Secondly..., yes, there is something wrong here. How can a thief walk around in his hand? He must have tools to transport stolen goods! The driver! The thief must be the driver! Black ice, let's find out if there are any suspicious cars!"

Black ice followed it dejectedly and simply abandoned it.

Luxury car? It's impossible. People who drive such a good car won't steal things.

Bicycle? It's impossible. It's too small for me to steal anything without using it.

"Small van? Minivan! It must be this! Black ice is fast. It's going to go somewhere else to do justice!" After saying that, he rushed to the car, "Alas, innocent people are going to be unlucky..." Hei Bing sighed, dragged his tail, shrugged his ears, and followed with heavy steps.

Coffee clearly saw the two people carrying a large box of things into the car and carefully sucking their noses first. With this smell, the stranger who appeared in their home was one of them, "Hood! Thief!" The coffee rushed up with 100% certainty.

"Go away from the kitten and step on you carefully!" People who are moving things kick coffee with their feet.

The coffee shouted: "Cat's claws!" The face of the man who jumped up and scratched him was so scared that he dodged the blow of the coffee, but the iron appliances in his hand were loosened and hit him heavily on his feet, making him scream.

"Why did you suddenly let go! If you break it, you will pay for it!" His companion shouted.

"The cat suddenly caught me!" The victim moaned, covering his possibly fractured toe.

"A kitten will let you..." Before he finished his big words, the coffee had opened its mouth to bite him and shouted, "Cat's teeth!" Wow!" The man waved his hand hard to open the coffee and said with lingering lingering heart, "Crazy cat?"

"Eat my cat's paws again!" The coffee fell lightly on the ground, immediately jumped up like a spring, and rushed to the thief who was still resisting arrest.

Black ice came over and looked at the coffee that was fighting bravely with two human beings. Then he looked at the pickup truck and frowned. It seemed to feel that something was wrong, but it couldn't say.

"Black Ice..." The scream of coffee suddenly broke as if it had been choked. Black Ice suddenly turned around and found that it had been choked. Although the man was scratched with blood on his hands and face, he still grabbed the coffee in his hand and was pinching his head to throw it to the ground. Black ice didn't care much. It was important to save the cat. He shouted, "Shout!" He pounced on the man.

It's not so much that another cat suddenly scared the two people, but the human language it used in its mouth scared them (Hei Bing: Nonsense, do they understand cat words!) The two coincidentally reached out and touched their heads, and then touched each other's heads to make sure that they had a fever. Hei Bing took the opportunity to bite the man's hand and save the coffee.

"I will never let you go!" Coffee was furious and ready to attack again.

"Oh, my God! What's wrong with this!" A high- decibel female voice appeared on the scene, "My air conditioner! Why did my air conditioner fall? Tell you to carry it to repair it! How can you make it like this for me!"

"I'm sorry, but there were two cats just now..." A man tried to explain to the aggressive lady.

"I don't care why! You have to compensate me! I want to complain about you!" After checking her house, the woman's voice was louder.

"But that cat can still talk..."

"Can a cat talk? Where are the cats here? How can a cat talk! I want to complain about your use of neuropathy as employees!"

Black ice hid in the grass with coffee early. It looked at the paint sprayed on the pickup truck and read one by one: "XX air conditioner serves you." Don't underestimate Black Ice, it has learned the whole three-character scripture from his master)

"What do you mean?" The coffee flashed with bright eyes.

"That is to say, it is a repair car of an air conditioning company." The black ice is extremely depressed.

"It turns out that they steal things while repairing the air conditioner, damn it!"

"...you made a mistake again..."

"How can it be wrong! His smell clearly remains in my house.

"Have you repaired the air conditioner recently?"

"So..." Coffee tried to recall, "Yesterday the air conditioner was broken, and then..."

Black ice stood up dejectedly, walked far away with her tail down, and muttered, "Goodbye coffee. You think I'm ungrateful. I don't want to see you anymore. Don't come to me again, don't..."

"Black ice, you can't go. What about my master's things? Black ice... Wow... Unrighteous, ungrateful... Wow..." The coffee cried loudly, but Black Ice did not look back and walked into the lively stream step by step.

"I didn't find it... The master's things are gone... I can't go home..." Coffee looked at her house with tears in her eyes. At this time, the master should have come back. Usually, she should have been busy cooking for herself, bathing, hugging and kissing herself, but now...

"Master, I'm sorry for coffee. Coffee has no face to see you. Coffee is going to live the life of a wild cat. Whoo, maybe coffee will become a terrible monster tomorrow... Whoo... I don't want to..." Coffee cried so much, but he didn't dare to enter the door.

"Coffee! Why are you here!" The master shouted loudly.

When the coffee closed his eyes, the master was angry and wanted to punish himself. The master, hit me, woo-woo...

"Coffee, why are you outside the door? How did you get out?" The young woman threw the big handbag in her hand and rushed over to hold the coffee into her arms. "Oh, my God, did I lock you out this morning!" Oh, my God, poor coffee, look, it's my fault that my body is so dirty, poor coffee, poor baby!" The woman kissed the coffee back and forth and carefully carried it into the room.

The owner hasn't found that her things are missing. She is about to find it. Immediately... Close your eyes and wait for the storm to come.

"Coffee, I'll give you something good for you, cough..." The woman suddenly took out a beautiful picture frame from the big bag, which was set with a hand-embroidered traditional Chinese painting. At that time, a very popular handicraft called cross-stitch, and the content of the painting was a cat very similar to coffee. "Isn't it beautiful? I embroidered for half a month, and today I put it in a frame and can hang it in the living room - this is my baby coffee, coffee, do you like it?"

Coffee opened its eyes wide, this, this is not, not...

"I want everyone to see my baby coffee as soon as they enter the door..." The woman said as she began to look for nails and hammers, ready to hang them up.

"Master... It turned out to be you..." Coffee couldn't help falling on the sofa and crying loudly...