Chapter 61 Cartilage Pine Muscle
The peerless palace, the peerless palace again! What kind of organization is that? Why does everyone say that I am the descendant of the palace? I took a deep breath and calmed down my original fluctuating mood. No matter what, I couldn't admit that I was a peerless person, otherwise Shangguan Yiran would definitely chase me again if he knew it.
I lowered my eyes and said blankly, "I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about."
"Do you really not know?" The middle-aged man looked at me jokingly: "I didn't expect that the people in Juegong dared not admit their identity. This is different from Juegong's style!"
"I swear to God, I really don't know what the palace is." I raised three fingers and swore to the sky. The ancients respected the illusory sky and believed in the ethereal gods. Whatever, although I have believed in God's will since I traveled, I really don't know what Juegong does, and I don't say what punishment I will suffer if I lie, right? Oh, my God, if I lie, give me an unparalleled good husband!
Looking at my serious appearance, the middle-aged man also began to hesitate a little, and finally nodded: "I said that people in the palace will not be weak enough to be caught by me."
"..."
I'm going to rely on it. What kind of bullshit theory is this? Does it mean that I am weak if I am arrested? Does it mean that I don't deserve to be a desperate person if I'm caught? If you didn't threaten me with the little slaves, would you also want to arrest me? Auntie, although my kung fu is a little weak, my ability to escape is not bad.
I guess I'm the only one in the world who can announce that I'm running away so righteously? But it doesn't matter. I'm thick-skinned. Besides, I have the ability to escape. I want to keep my limited life to do some infinite good deeds, such as finding a good husband and letting him accompany me to retire. Filial piety is the first thing. This is a good thing!
Maybe I found that I was wandering around again. The middle-aged man coughed hard and tried to call back my attention: "I don't want anything to happen to your two sisters. Just stay here." With that, he suddenly stood up, pinched my face before I could react, and forcibly stuffed a medicine into my mouth.
"Well...cough, cough!" I coughed so hard by the pill, "You despicable, shameless, sinister and vicious bastard, what on earth did you give me?" I tried my best to pick my throat with my fingers, but I couldn't get anything out. I don't know what he ate for me. If it's poison or something, I'm sure to untie it, but what if something dirty makes me have diarrhea? I don't know if his hands with pills have been washed. Bah, this unhygienic guy!
"It's just a cartilage. It won't kill you. It's a tonic."
Make up for your mother's head?! I scolded in my heart, do you really think I'm a fool? It's not that I haven't seen it. I used to use it in tea to experiment with my old man, but at that time, he smelled it all of a sudden and poured the tea into my stomach without saying a word.
At that time, it was really miserable. I was soft all over, like a shrimp with soft feet, and I had to be trained by an old man who pretended to be ignorant. I almost tossed my bones away, so it was not the first time I had eaten this. He stared at him fiercely: "Does that little girl want to thank you for your hospitality? I thank you for entertaining me with such valuable medicinal materials. It's expensive!"
I'm not telling a lie about this. The medicinal herbs in this cartilage tendon are quite valuable. I'm undoubtedly telling this middle-aged man what I mean: Don't think I don't know what this is, I can still do it!
A middle-aged man raised his eyebrows: "Do you know how to make it? Ha ha, I didn't expect you to be quite powerful, but this thing seems to be the only one in the palace, right? This is their exclusive.
My heart is hanging up again. What's the matter? I said it by myself again. But I really don't know that this is a poison only in the palace. It's all taught by the old man. What do I really have to do with that palace? Bah, I can't say anything. Who knows if this guy has a grudge against Jue Gong? What if there is hatred that kills me to vent my anger?
"Who said that only the palace can do it? I was born with medicinal herbs**. As long as it's medicinal herbs, let me smell it and I can know the ingredients, not to mention that you just let me eat it.
I didn't lie. As a medical and poisonous talent cultivated by the old man, the defense is one of the most demanding links required by the old man. The old man once said that there is no medicine in the world that he can't get, so for so many years, I have been forced by the old man to taste all the medicinal herbs in the world to understand everything about them. I'm a real medicine jar.
"Oh?" This time, the middle-aged man was even more surprised: "Are you telling the truth? Can you really tell the ingredients of the drug?
"What's so great about that? It's okay to make it." I showed off proudly that not everyone can learn this ability. However, I regretted it after showing off. The middle-aged man looked at me with a more strange look, almost like seeing a peerless treasure.
"Stay here well. I won't treat you badly." After saying that, he left in a hurry.
I always have a bad feeling that I'm about to fall into a big trap! This is different from my original intention to come to China. I just wanted to live a good life here. When the limelight passed, I would go back to Jinguo, but now...
A sense of dizziness came, and my body began to soften, as if all my strength had been drained. I knew that the pill was starting to work. I sat on the ground and didn't even have the strength to get up. Lan'er, help me **, too. I can't get up!" I asked Lan'er for help with a sad face.
I don't know what the bed in this guest room is for. On it, I, Xiaonu and Lan Er are not crowded at all, and there is still a lot of space. I can't help thinking maliciously: the owner of this bed must be a fat man, and he is the kind of super invincible fat man, or he is an extremely ** guy. How many people can roll in such a big bed? Three? Five? Oh, well, I'm evil!
The "squeaky" sound of the wooden door reminded us that someone was coming. At this time, I and the little slave were sick. Only Lan'er, the little girl, took on the heavy responsibility of taking care of us, so the glorious mission of welcoming the guests fell on her, although we were just prisoners.
"Girl, it's the medicine you let them boil." Lan Er held the bowl of paste-like medicine and ran to me with a happy face: "Is it that little sister Nu won't leave a scar?"
"Of course." I carefully smelled the medicine they sent. After confirming that there was no problem at all, I nodded and wanted to get up and give medicine to the little slave, but I found that there was nothing I could do. Damn, what dose of medicine did that middle-aged man give me? Lan'er, come and give her medicine."
"Ah? Me? Lan'er was dumbfounded!
Under my command, although Lan Er was taking medicine for the first time, and she was a little nervous and strange, everything was handled in the end.
"It's all because of that son of a bitch. If it weren't for him, I wouldn't be lying in ** and can't get up." I screamed weakly on my stomach. According to my current situation, I have to lie down for at least another day or two to recover. Originally, I was going to ask the people at the door who looked at us to grab the medicinal herbs for me, and then I made the antidote myself, but in order to prevent the snake, I had to put up with it. Isn't it just weak? I put up with it!
"Tut, what's wrong? Aren't you awesome? Why are you lying motionless like a dead fish now? I looked up, and the charming woman was standing at my door in silk and heavy makeup, looking at me with a high-nosed look, and her eyes were full of mockery and pleasure.
I rolled my eyes and ignored her. This kind of woman is a waste of her spirit. I can ignore her, but Lan'er is still a child. How can she stand this kind of provocation? Who do you think is the dead fish? How dare you mock others if you are a charming woman?
I took a look at Lan'er in surprise. Does this child know what a charming woman is when he is so young? Is Lan Er too precocious or is this charming woman too exaggerated? It seemed that she felt my surprise. Lan'er looked at me with a red face and said shyly, "My mother scolded a woman like this. I feel that the two of them are quite similar!"
Me: "..."
It turned out to be a family environmental problem! I can't help sighing that the children here have a strong learning ability! It's okay, Laner, don't be so angry. You've seen a dog bite a person, but have you ever seen a person bite a dog? That's the same truth now."
Lan Er nodded as if he didn't understand: "Oh, I understand! We can't be like dogs, can we?
What a smart child, he will curse without dirty words so soon. What a good phenomenon! I nodded with satisfaction. The child has developed and will not be worse than me if he is well raised.
"You son of a bitch, you have a wild breed without a mother. Who do you scold as a dog? I'll teach you a good lesson today." With that, the charming woman rolled up her sleeves and planned to rush into the room.
"Two brothers, it's time for you to perform." I didn't worry at all. I was still lying softly on ** looking at the charming woman. Sure enough, the charming woman didn't rush in at all, because the two "door gods" who had been guarding the door had stopped the charming woman: "I'm sorry, my lord has told me that no one can enter without his order."
"Bunuch, do you know who I am?" The charming woman was furious: "I am your future wife."
"Hahaha! It's so funny!" I lay down and laughed so hard that I couldn't get up (although I couldn't get up): "Lan'er, it's funny. A woman who temporarily warms the bed is whimsical and thinks that she will be his wife? What do you mean by not knowing yourself? This is it! Hahaha!"
"You..." The charming woman's face turned red: "You two watchdogs, get out of the way!" With that, she raised her palm and planned to go down to a door.
"Hish it!" Just as she was about to do it, an angry voice stopped her behavior.