Chapter 63 I'm not alive
"Does that little thing also want to subdue me? Do you really think that Xiaomo eats dry food?" I sat in the carriage and looked at the charming woman who had forgotten to close her mouth for a long time because she was surprised. What a big! According to my preliminary estimate, she can put at least two duck eggs in her mouth.
"You, you woman..." The charming woman kept pointing at me with her fingers, as if I had done something vicious.
"What's wrong with me?" I blinked my big innocent eyes and looked at the charming woman with a pure expression, just like a little girl who didn't care about the world. Then, I changed to a devil-like smile: "Auntie, if your period comes and you're not feeling well, you'd better rest honestly. Don't provoke me, otherwise don't blame me for bleeding you when you are bleeding."
The charming woman's face was blue and red when I said, and finally sat silently on the other side of the carriage and sulked. Seeing her quiet, I don't bother to pay attention to her. If I have the same knowledge as her, won't it prove that I'm as boring as her? But to be honest, I didn't talk nonsense. Looking at her face, I knew that she was really the one who came. I don't know how she solved it in the car of so many people. Ho ho, I'm evil!
Once again, I fell into the carriage like a puddle of mud, looking sickly and looking at everyone in the carriage weakly: "You didn't see anything, did you?"
No one wants to suffer by themselves at this time, let alone offend others casually. What's more, I still have a little deterrent among them, so they nodded cooperatively and said that they didn't see anything. Only the charming woman stared at me with a blue face and clenched her fists. But I don't care. Wang Mazi and others have long known that I am at peace with her. No matter what she says, Wang Mazi and others will not believe it.
When it was time to eat, I was divided into a piece of dried meat for a good life. As usual, after I divided a part of Xiaonu and Lan'er, I bit the piece of dried meat that made me love and hate with tears in my eyes. Don't get me wrong. I'm not moved, but the dried meat is too hard, and my teeth are sore!
"Brother Wang~~ You must trust her. She is really not poisoned." Not far away, the charming woman put her whole body on Wang Mazi's body, and her hands slid restlessly on his back. There was an anxious and aggrieved look on her face. Not to mention these men, even I, a woman, had the impulse to take her in my arms and take good care of her. This woman is really a natural goblin, but she doesn't have much brain and a little belly.
In the end, Wang Mazi still couldn't stand the instigation of the charming woman and pulled down to me by the charming woman. I pretended not to see it, hummed and fell into the carriage. In addition, my pale face and cold sweat on my forehead. If Wang Mazi, a layman, could see that I was not sick, I should really find a noodle and hang myself to death!
"How are you? My lord asked me to take good care of you. Although I can't detoxify you, I can't let you be wronged, otherwise I won't be able to work. Are you all right? Wang Mazi carefully observed my expression for fear of being fooled by me, but when he came, he did not look abrupt, but put out such a banner. This Wang Mazi is a little smart.
"I, I don't want to be with her. Either she goes out, or I'll go out." I made a look of struggling to stand up, and the sweat on my forehead rolled down, and my bloodless face became paler at this moment. Xiao Nu and Lan Er also looked at me with worried faces and tried to hold me, but they were all violently struggled away by me.
Because of "weakness and weakness", I was just about to sit up straight and my body fell down again. With a "dong" on my head, I hit the carriage heavily. It hurts so much that my tears are with circles in my eyes. Damn it, this is not pretending. It's too hard. It hurts!" Cough, Wang Mazi, you can choose for yourself. I can't stay with her anymore, or she will go, or I will go!"
Is there anyone who knows how to pretend to be sick better than a doctor? Obviously, I don't think so. And I am a born actor. I think that with my amazing acting skills, I have been spared from the old man's beating education many times. Otherwise, with my naughty trick, I would have been reincarnated by the slap of the angry old man.
"This..." Wang Mazi looked embarrassed. Obviously, he didn't want the charming woman to suffer, and the charming woman behind him had already blushed by what I said.
"Brother Wang! You have to believe me, this woman is definitely pretending. She was going to hit me in the carriage just now!" The charming woman pulled Wang Mazi's sleeve and kept shaking, looking very wronged. It seemed that I was not going to hit her just now, but had already beaten her.
I'm dizzy. She can act better than me! I feel a little sorry for this charming woman. She was born in this era where her birth determines everything. If she is born on the earth, with her appearance, her acting skills, and her brave spirit of "dedication", she can definitely become one of the most famous actors in China. Even if she is unlucky and can't be an actress, she can go to an island country for development. With her means, she can definitely live a good and spicy life.
Although I sympathize with her, the play will continue. I can't expose the fact that she has been detoxified because of her. After all, I still have to protect myself. What's more, this charming woman and I are not friends, but enemies!" You, you woman, what a vicious thing!"
I raised a finger "difficult" and pointed to her with a sad and angry face: "I admit that there is some friction and some inconsistency between you and me, but after all, those have passed. How can you deal with me in such a despicable way when I am so weak and in danger?
I clenched my lower lip tightly, and then ran my weak internal power to force some sweat, making me look more weak: "If I really recover my strength and force this toxin, the first thing to do is to cut off your tongue. Do you think you can still sue in such an intact way?
Wang Mazi suddenly became clear when he heard it, and probably believed what I said. Judging from my temper, I have always complained and revenge. Can I still wait for a charming woman to complain to him? Looking at Wang Mazi's expression, I smiled secretly in my heart: Oh, fortunately, I didn't beat that charming woman just now, otherwise it would have been really exposed.
But before the play is over, I continued to stretch out my fingers and ask the charming woman: "Isn't it because I bullied you a while ago? You want to come back and you are afraid that Wang Mazi will scold you, so you used such a despicable method to harm me?" I widened my eyes and continued to question, "Are you going to tell Wang Mazi that I'm not poisoned, and then ask him to feed me more medicine to poison me directly, or poison me into a fool and paralysis? Then I'll let you slaughter it, right?
I secretly pinched my thigh and squeezed out a few tears: "Wang Mazi, let me tell you, although I'm poisoned now, it doesn't mean that I'm easy to bully. Today, if you don't give me an explanation today, I'll hit my head and die here. Let me see how you are like the big shots!"
With that, I was "soft and weak" all over, and I "exhausted my strength" and hit a wooden pillar on the carriage.
"Ah?!" Wang Mazi obviously didn't expect to do it as soon as I said it. He screamed in horror and suddenly pushed away the charming woman who had grabbed him. He rushed to me and blocked it between me and the wooden pillar with his body. Ouch!" Wang Mazi grinned when I hit him, but he didn't have time to pay attention to whether he was injured. Instead, he helped me up first and asked nervously, "How's it going? Are you hurt? Is there any injury?"
I struggled with a sad and painful face: "Let go of me and let me die. Anyway, I'm a useless person now. Anyone dares to bully me. When did I suffer such a grievance? Let me die! You can't be better if I die. Let you bury me!" My words obviously worked. Wang Mazi's frightened face turned white and grabbed me hard and didn't let me commit suicide again. At the same time, he roared at the little slave and Lan Er, who were at a loss but looked at all this, "What are you doing? Why don't you catch her?"
At this time, the little slave and Lan Er, who had never known what to do, reacted like waking up from a dream, ran to me and pulled me, and comforted me in a low voice. I despised these two dead maids from the bottom of my heart, and I was about to "suicide". Why didn't these two maids know how to cooperate with me and stop me? I'm not afraid that I'm really hit to death... At least give me a step down? Really, we should educate both of them in the future! If you don't know how to cooperate with me, how can you go out and break into the world in the future?
"Girl, you want to be more open. It's just a temporary poisoning. It will get better. Besides, some women are jealous that you are more beautiful than her. If you die like this, doesn't it meet her wishes? Lan'er still reacted quickly. When she grabbed me, she took the opportunity to stare a few times and sat on the ground and stared at all these charming women.
Xiaonu also reacted and wiped my tears while persuading me: "Sister, don't commit suicide. What should you do if you die? You are the only one in the little slave. If you die, who will protect the little slave? Can't the little slave let some vicious women bully him to death? With that, he also stared at the charming woman fiercely.
"No, I don't care!" I won't let it go: "Wang Mazi, you can choose for yourself. Is it to let her get out of this carriage or me? Anyway, I don't want to be with her. Even if it's freezing outside, it's better than being framed to death by her!"