Chapter 97 Say, what did you do?
This dead man, with the delicacies in the palace, he didn't eat and ran to my house to eat and drink! Don't you know that these are all for money? While complaining, I reluctantly bought a lot of vegetables and meat from a stall on the street with him. Oh, there was also a fish.
When I returned to my nest with a sad face, the little slave rushed over at the first time: "Sister, are you back? Ah~~~" A scream came from the little slave's mouth. Wow, such a high decibel? I hurriedly blocked my ears, oops! The explosive power of the little slave is quite powerful. Unfortunately, it was the sound rather than combat effectiveness, otherwise I would definitely let her learn kung fu.
The little slave lowered his head and stirred the silk handkerchief in his hand hard. After a long time, he shouted softly, "King, my lord... See you!" With that, he bowed and saluted as if he had just recovered.
"Well, you live freely here." Shangguan Yiran was obviously a little slave, and he snorted coldly as if he hadn't seen her salute. And the little slave kept bending his legs, arching his waist, and motionless.
Long-term pressure! As soon as I patted my forehead, although the little slave could dare to fight against evil forces under my education, in the end, she had been a slave for too long. In this feudal society, the concept of superiority and inferiority had long been deeply rooted in people's hearts. It was not what I said could completely change if I could change her.
"Little slave, get up." I kept staring at her after squeezing a sentence from my teeth. If she didn't even have the courage to resist, I would slap myself twice - punishing my education for failing too much!
The little slave shook his body and did not move. Little white face, you fork! I turned around and stared at Shangguan Yiran fiercely, but he looked at the ceiling and ignored me. Get up, little slave, don't let me down, okay? I shouted in my heart, but in fact I didn't say a word. She is not a child anymore and should have her own way of living.
However, just as I began to think about whether to slap myself gently or to slap myself less, Xiao Nu suddenly straightened up and stood aside, and her face was already full of tears. It seemed that this choice made her do a lot of inner struggles.
"Good job! Sister!" I patted Xiaonu on the shoulder with a gratified face. I don't have to be slapped by myself, wow!" What's the matter? Don't want to enter? If you dislike the simple place, you can go out. I turned around and stared at Shangguan Yiran and warned him that this is my territory. Don't embarrass my people. Then he turned around and pulled the little slave and walked to the table, as if he had forgotten that there was such a person as Shangguan Yiran.
Shangguan Yiran didn't care. He touched his nose and followed him. He didn't look embarrassed at all, but sat beside me naturally. He picked up the teapot on the table and filled two cups with tea. One handed it to me and the other drank it by himself.
As for the little slave, I was simply happy. I thought she had completely overcome the concept of superiority and inferiority, but as soon as Shangguan Yiran came and sat down, she immediately jumped up from the stool and stood aside like a frightened bird. After a long time, she noticed that I was angry and looked at her. I, I'm going to cook..." The little slave picked up the vegetables I bought and wanted to slip away.
"Hight!" I stood up and walked leisurely to the little slave who was about to escape: "Put down the things. I'll cook today. You sit here. Don't go anywhere." I pointed to exactly the position I was sitting in just now, next to Shangguan Yiran's position.
"Sister, don't deal with me." The little slave is about to cry.
"I didn't do it for you. Come and sit down." I have a kind smile on my face. How can such a smart, cute, great and kind child be so smart? That's not my personality, let alone my style.
"If Xiaomo asks you to sit, just sit down. Don't be restrained, just like your own home." Shangguan Yiran opened his mouth slowly, and what he said made me almost give him a kick. Use your nonsense? This is her family. What does it mean to treat it as your own home? Don't be restrained? This man... Does he regard this place as his Yiwang Mansion?
However, a scene that made me extremely angry appeared: the little slave, who was almost scared to cry and did not dare to take a step forward, actually walked to the stool step by step, then hesitated for a moment and sat down.
Me: "..."
Come on, forget it, that's it! Can't I leave? You are all my boss! My head was so angry that I was smoky by everything that happened here. I grabbed the dishes I took from the little slave and walked to the kitchen behind me. I was not upset. You two play slowly!
When I came to the kitchen, I began to lose my temper with these vegetables. First, I randomly scratched the vegetable leaves, then chopped the pork I bought, and finally killed the fish that had just been knocked out. At this time, I was almost angry, so I remembered a serious question: the ingredients of this meal seem to have been almost destroyed by me, so what do I use to cook?
I'm dumbfounded!
What should I do? I held the bare vegetable pole in my hand and wanted to cry without tears. Do I have to buy it again? I grinned at the scorching sun outside - I won't go even if I beat him to death! But what about this meal? I sighed again, but at this time, a flash of light suddenly flashed in my head.
Then, the corners of my mouth slightly raised, showing a cunning smile: Shangguan Yiran, don't you want to eat here? Don't you have to eat the food I cooked? Then I will give you a "different meal" for free, which will make you unforgettable for the rest of your life. If not, you can remember me for the rest of your life...
When I returned to the living room with the first dish, the restrained little slave actually chatted happily with Shangguan Yiran with a smile on his face, completely without the previous uneasiness and at a loss, but I didn't hear what they were talking about, because they all shut up and said anything when I came. It is. Oh, what does this mean? When I am a plague? I despise you.
I handed the little slave the eyes to clean up your eyes for a while, and looked at Shangguan Yiran with a smile: "Your Majesty, I will bring you a dish for you to taste. Let you feel my cooking skills carefully. With that, I handed over the first dish in my hand.
"Xiaomo, is this the dish you cook?" Shangguan Yiran swallowed his saliva and looked at the plate of vegetables in front of him. He picked up a green emerald green, which looked very appetizing - the vegetable pole. What about the leaves? I remember that the food I bought with you is not like this, is it? Shangguan Yiran looked at me and said in his eyes: This is not right, is it?
"Yes, you see, in order to make it have a perfect streamlined structure, I spent a lot of effort to remove the leaves that destroy the beauty. You won't disappoint my kindness, will you?" I blinked my big innocent eyes and put my hands on my chin: "Do you want to try it?"
I don't know if Shangguan Yiran felt that there was something wrong. He suddenly shivered and swallowed his saliva: "Xiao Mo, to be honest, what do you want to do?"
Shit, you won't be found, will you? If you find it, you won't admit it! I made up my mind in an instant, and my little face with a smile also pulled down: "Do you want to eat? If you don't eat, I'll feed the pigs. With that, I'm going to pick up the dish and take it out.
"Don't! I'll eat it." Shangguan Yiran held the plate in his arms, looking like he was afraid that I would take it away. When he saw me looking at him with a straight face, he moved his chopsticks as if he was dying, picked up a large chopstick and put it into his mouth...
"How does it taste?" I looked at Shangguan Yi with a smile and almost laughed to death. Is he the one who can be easily instructed? If you want to bully me, you have to pay a price.
"Puff!" Shangguan Yiran suddenly spit out the dishes in his mouth and spit on the ground vigorously: "Bah, it's so salty!" With that, he looked for water everywhere. But I took the teapot away before he got it on the table.
"I'm sorry, I may be too excited to see you come. I accidentally added salt once more. You are the prince. I dare not taste the food you want, so I didn't realize this little mistake. It's not good to drink tea at dinner. I have soup there. I'll serve it for you.
With that, I slipped to the kitchen again with the teapot in my arms. Behind me, I could faintly hear the sound of Shangguan Yiran spitting constantly. Wow, it's so cool. It's so cool! When I returned to the kitchen, I laughed happily. Even I didn't realize that every time I could be bad at Shangguan Yiran, I would be very happy. That feeling was not only a sense of accomplishment, but also a kind of joy from the bottom of my heart.
"I've been waiting for a long time. This is the broth that has just come out of the pot. It should taste good." I returned to the table again with the broth and pretended to be intoxicated and smelled the bowl of soup. It tasted really good. If I hadn't added that "condiment", I guess I wouldn't be willing to give it to Shangguan Yiran.
However, Shangguan Yiran is very vigilant now. As a person who has been with me for a long time, his intelligence is still worthy of praise. Unfortunately, this time I didn't make my hands and feet on the taste. After tasting only a little soup tentatively, he was finally relieved - the soup was delicious.
So, in my giggle, the little white face took a sip, one sip, one sip, one sip. The children of large families are really different. Even a man's eating posture is so elegant. Unconsciously, my expression began to be in a trance again, and an unprecedented sense of happiness came to me. Once upon a time, I also fantasized that I could make soup for him every day. Unfortunately, on such a day, I was teasing him.
Shangguan Yiran seemed to be full. He elegantly took out his silk pad and wiped off the soup stains on his mouth. Then he suddenly opened his mouth and said to me, "Say, what did you do to disgust me in this soup?"