Chapter 127 Drunk

"Don't mess with me. I'm not interested in women." I looked at the enchanting woman nervously, but I was not afraid that she would be rude to me, but that she would attack me. I don't want to destroy this place, but they still plan to make a "love lunch" for Shangguan Jin.

After listening to my words, the enchanting woman's face suddenly changed a little, but she didn't take action again. Instead, she smiled and said to me in her sulky voice, "Don't worry, I'm only interested in men." With that, he gently covered his lips with his hand and winked at me with her watery peach blossom eyes.

I suddenly had a chill. How could I feel that she was looking at me? She doesn't really have that habit, does she? Although she said she was interested in men, who knows if she is going to cover it up? At the thought of being targeted by a gay woman, a chill filled my mind.

"My relationship with the prince is extraordinary, and as a guest of the prince, it should be no problem to do what I want to do, right? Is it possible that Jinwang Mansion has a rule that I can't cook? Or is the prince going to put me under house arrest without giving me personal freedom? What I said was very straightforward, but it was because it was too straightforward and not polite at all, so the enchanting woman had nothing to say. Humph, I really don't believe that Shangguan Jin dares to directly put me under house arrest. Even if he dares to do that, the crazy uncle may not let it go.

Sure enough, the enchanting woman nodded after thinking about it and said with a giggle, "What's wrong with Miss Xiaomo? The prince can invite you to your house to be very happy. Where did you say about house arrest? It's the slave family who is abrupt. I hope Miss Xiaomo won't be surprised. With that, the enchanting woman saluted me and slowly stood in the distance, but her eyes were still staring at me.

Look, look. I'm afraid you can't see it? Anyway, my aunt is naturally beautiful and not afraid of being seen by others. Carrying forward the thick-skinned spirit, I walked into the kitchen again with my head held high and swaggered: "Let's go out. I'll make today's lunch."

The cooks who were busy in the kitchen were a little overwhelmed by the sudden appearance of me, standing there staring at me with a strange face. Well... Is there something on my face? Why do you stare at me like this? I coughed dryly to strengthen myself and continued to say, "What? Is it that I can't use this kitchen?

Maybe it's because of the value of my clothes. After looking at each other for a few times, these people finally had a slightly older chef hesitated and asked, "Who are you, this girl?"

Who am I? How should I answer this? You can't tell them that I'm Shangguan Jin's fiancee, can you? I have never regarded myself as a hostess. After all, I didn't want to marry that hypocritical man.

"Come out, all of you. Just stand outside and wait for Miss Xiaomo's order." I don't know when the enchanting woman came over to relieve the embarrassing situation for me. I was about to say thank you, but the enchanting woman almost choked me to death in the next sentence: "If there is any danger in it, such as a fire, you must inform us earlier."

I'm going to kill you. I dare to let these people stay here for fear that I will order your kitchen. Does Miss Ben look like the kind of person who cooks the kitchen? I secretly despised the enchanting woman in my heart, but I didn't explain much. Instead, I quickly walked to the chopping board: "I know, you go out first. I don't like others watching when I cook, otherwise I will be under pressure."

The enchanting woman seemed to be really afraid that I would burn the kitchen, or stood there and refused to leave. She looked very hesitant: "Miss Xiaomo, why don't I accompany you here? I can also talk to you so that you don't get too bored. How about it?

"No, no!" I waved my hands impatiently: "Don't worry, I cook very well." In order to make her trust me completely, I picked up the meat on the cutting board and the kitchen knife next to it, divided it by two, cut the meat into meat slices as fast as possible, and lined them side by side in a row. The fast speed made me extremely satisfied - I didn't expect that I had cooked well for so long, and my cooking skills didn't seem to have fallen behind!

Looking at the enchanting woman whose mouth was wide open and had not been closed, I smiled slightly and pretended to be a master: "What? Are you afraid that I will poison your prince? Don't worry, your prince's life is more tenacious than cockroaches. Even if I poison him, he will have diarrhea at most. He can't die.

Hearing what I said, the enchanting woman didn't say anything more. She just smiled at me reluctantly and turned around and left.

Hey hey, Shangguan Jin, I know that you have inherited the poison of your crazy uncle. If I really poison you, you may not be poisoned, but what if I make a few food dishes together and will be eaten by you?

As a poisoner, you have learned how to distinguish poison weeds at most. I don't believe that you have even learned the taboos of cooking. And I don't believe that with the technology of this era, we will know the principle of food. Thinking of Shangguan Jin's miserable appearance by food, I couldn't help smiling evilly.

Celery and turtle, eating together will be poisoned; leek and beef, eating together is easy to be poisoned; leek and white wine, add fuel to the fire. Hey hey, what if I make celery, turtle, beef and leeks separately and let him eat them together? Will this effect also be used? I laughed. That's good. Even if it's poisonous, it won't be tested before it's poisonous. At that time, I will persuade him to drink some wine and add fuel to the fire.

How can I be so talented? I couldn't help cheering for my mind. I couldn't help laughing at the thought that Shangguan Jin would be tossing and vomit and diarrhea by me. Anyway, don't worry about eating him to death. If an excellent disciple trained by a poison master will die of food poisoning, it is the funniest joke in the world. Besides, there is a talented doctor like me, who will never let him die.

There is a specialty in art. Shangguan Jin, a poisoner, may not be able to see it, but these chefs are not necessarily. They deal with dishes every day, and they must know what dishes can't be eaten together. It was also because I was afraid of being discovered by those chefs that I made all the dishes by myself. I didn't ask anyone else to help me at all, which made me sweat.

"Why are you all standing here? The prince has come back and is ready to eat. Just as I had just prepared the meal and pressed the plates to prevent others from seeing the specific dishes inside, the voice of the housekeeper of Jinwang Mansion sounded in time and scolded the chefs.

"Housekeeper, I'm going to prepare lunch for the prince, so I didn't ask them to help. Don't scold them." I looked at the housekeeper with a dead face with a smile, and then waved to the maids who were ready to come to serve the dishes: "Come in, the dishes are ready. Housekeeper, please prepare a pot of good wine with a pure degree.

It's just that I can't get used to Shangguan Jin's housekeeper. He bullies and flatters him all day long. He treats his subordinates and scolds. He is even more hypocritical and annoying than Shangguan Jin. He is far worse than the housekeeper of Shangguan Yiran's family. He really responds to that sentence - who raises birds!

Seeing me coming out of the kitchen, the housekeeper immediately recognized me. He smiled and bowed his waist flatteringly: "Oh, it turned out to be Miss Xiaomo. I didn't expect Miss Xiaomo to cook for the prince herself. The prince would be very moved when he knew it. Why don't you go in and take out the dishes? Why are you standing here? Hurry up! Raise you lazy people."

The first half of the sentence is still smiling at me, and the second half of the sentence begins to scold the maids behind him with a straight face. It's a waste of talent not to play Peking Opera. I shook my head and looked at the maids with some sympathy. With such a housekeeper boss, I was unlucky for eight lifetimes.

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Shangguan Jin stared at the dishes in front of her suspiciously and refused to pick up the chopsticks. Instead, she looked at me with a smile, and a light of vigilance flashed in her eyes: "Miss Xiaomo, what does this mean?"

Is it discovered? No, resist to the end. Maybe it's just an attempt? I lowered my eyes and didn't look at him. I said in a low voice, "Your Majesty, I know I can't escape from your control in the future, but as long as I can keep Shangguan Yiran's life and let him live healthy, I have nothing else to ask for. I hope you won't embarrass him no matter what in the future."

This is a pre-determined statement, and it is also to eliminate part of his vigilance. Shangguan Jin was not moved by what I said. Instead, she continued to look at me with a smile: "I didn't expect Miss Xiaomo to be so affectionate to my royal brother. In this case, I can't waste Miss Xiaomo's painstaking efforts. Sit down and eat with me."

This boy is really vigilant. He is afraid that I will poison him and that he can't check it out by himself, right? You want me to demonstrate for him, right? Then I'll show it to you. I said to Shangguan Jin in a very stiff voice with a cold face, "Your Majesty, I know you are afraid that I will poison you. I'm willing to try it myself." With that, I picked up my chopsticks and tasted every dish. Are these princes relieved? I looked at Shangguan Jin calmly and thought about it. I picked up Shangguan Jin's wine glass and drank it all. I coughed.

"Miss Xiaomo is too worried. I really want to invite Miss Xiaomo to eat together. After all, Miss Xiaomo has been busy for so long, it's time to enjoy the delicious food she made. Although these dishes look simple and don't have so many tricks, they are full of color, fragrance and taste. On the contrary, there is a feeling of returning to nature. I feel that it's a pity to enjoy them, so I want to share them with the little girl. After all, we will get along with each other for a long time in the future.

Gre you long! I really want to kill this hypocritical bastard in the soles of my shoes. If you are so kind, why don't you stop me when I taste the food for you? Don't trust me at all! In this case, how dare you say that you want to get along with me for a long time? I'm afraid that I don't know how I will die then.

I have never drunk wine, especially this time. This wine is still a good wine that I specially asked the housekeeper to take a slightly higher degree. When this glass is poured down, my face is like burning, and it is red. It's a little embarrassing for me to cover my face. Isn't it too easy to get drunk? If I had known that I had got some antidote first, I would have taken the opportunity to drink two more glasses of wine. Now it's better. I'll drink too much first. It's a shame. It's too embarrassing.

"Wouldn't Miss Xiaomo eat with me?"

I shook my head and said, "No, I've already eaten it, but I can drink with you." I picked up a small wine cup next to me, poured a glass myself, and filled his slightly larger wine glass: "I wish Shangguan Jin, please take off your hypocritical mask and be your true self. Don't always squeeze out a smile every day, which is worse than crying."

I picked up the glass and drank it all. Grandma's, leeks with white wine, and poured oil on the fire. In order to make Shangguan Jin suffer a little, I also admitted it if I drank too much! Shangguan Jin looked at me, with an inexplicable brilliance in her eyes. Then, she also picked up the glass and drank a drop of the wine I poured for him.

"Come on, try my cooking. This is scrambled eggs with leeks. It's natural and pollution-free. Let's try what I made." I picked up a chopstick dish and put it into Shangguan Jin's bowl: "Try it. I made it, and I picked it up for you in person. Won't you stop eating it?"

Shangguan Jin suddenly didn't say anything and stared at me. I was uncomfortable all over and forced a smile: "Why are you looking at me like this?"

"No..." He shook his head: "I'm so old. It's the first time someone has picked up vegetables for me to eat. You are also the first person to cook for me instead of a subordinate."

Shangguan Jin's words seemed to have a bit of bitter taste. Listening to me, my heart was a little flustered. The world only saw the superficial scenery of the royal relatives, and how many people understood the bitterness behind them? Born in an ordinary world, life may be a little difficult, but at least there are not so many intrigues, which is not a good thing.

No, why do I sympathize with Shangguan Jin so much? I reacted and wanted to say that Shangguan Yiran was much more pitiful than Shangguan Jin. I was also very pitiful. I was almost killed by Shangguan Jin. This is a lesson he deserves. He must not be soft-hearted. I ruthlessly continued to pick up vegetables for Shangguan Jin: "Are you moved? If you are moved, eat more. If you don't give me face, I will strangle you. This is beef stewed radish, fresh veal, very tender, try again..."

In this way, under my forced pick-up of vegetables, Shangguan Jin almost swept away the dishes on the table. His stomach was so bulging that he could hardly move. I'm having a hard time, because I originally wanted to drink with Shangguan Jin, but I abruptly knocked myself down. At this time, I was drunk, and I saw that Shangguan Jin had three heads.

"Hey, are you the legendary Nezha? Why do you have three heads and six arms?" I pointed to Shangguan Jin, with a red face and nonsense: "Shangguan Jin, why are you so hypocritical? Are you tired of wearing a hypocritical smile every day? Even if you are hypocritical, you can practice a little better. Even people like me who lack strings in your head can see that you are hypocritical. How hypocritical are you? Ah?"

"How hypocritical are you?" I stood on the stool and looked at Shangguan Jin condescendingly: "Aunt knows that you pretended to be a little white face to chase me. This is not over. I'll tell you..." Before I finished, I fell from the stool, but it didn't seem to fall. It didn't hurt.

Well, what a warm chest, little white face, is that you? I grabbed the man's skirt hard, and then I couldn't resist the strong sleepiness and slowly fell asleep...