Chapter 298 The meal is also crazy 3

Of course, there should be another set on the surface: "Okay, since you have the intention, don't neglect your distinguished guests."

The plan is staggered.

After all, the people on the table are all people with status and status, and the basic etiquette will not make people pick out problems, especially in front of Mrs. Yang and General Chu. However, although the stylized words and topics are not wrong, they are not outstanding.

The root cause of people's unbridled attacks and ridicule is that every time Wang San poured wine for his wife, his wife would never forget to nod his head.

Everything is good, and the bottom must follow.

But Wang San has been embarrassing these princes! If you don't attack me, am I not serving for nothing? So Wang San began to think a little, such as deliberately pouring wine and just spilling a few drops of wine, deliberately rushing to make a physical collision with some people, or kicking someone's stool leg.

It's unproductive.

Just when Wang San was extremely entangled, I don't know who told a joke. This joke is actually not funny at all, but because it takes advantage of cultural puns, it is especially suitable for mentioning it on such a vassal and elegant occasion. But I don't know if it's because people in General Yuanshan's mansion will be particularly excited. A prince who was drinking next to Wang San actually laughed at this funny joke.

The point is that he was drinking at that time.

In a hurry, he hurriedly turned his head and sprayed all the wine on Wang San's body!

"Is it okay, Mr. Zhou?" The people around him asked for warmth, but Wang San hurriedly took out a tablecloth to wipe away the wine for Mr. Zhou.

Mr. Zhou coughed for a long time and burst into tears. Finally, he gasped back to his seat and hugged his fist to the crowd: "Xiao Ke lost his temper. I really can't resist Brother Qian's wit!"

Chu Wendu said, "Kid, being choked by other people's jokes shows that you are breathing unevenly. What's the reason for this?

Why? The cultivation is not high, and the city government is not deep? Mo Min made a wonderful appearance. Instead, the mentality of this Mr. Zhou was released and said, "I just think Brother Qian is really funny, and the mood in the house is quite pleasant, so this is the point. Xiaoke is still young, so please don't mind.

"Yes, in my opinion, Brother Qian's words are really funny, but they still don't make Brother Zhou laugh so awkwardly. Only in the general's mansion can everyone be very happy, and Brother Qian's words can achieve such an effect.

"This is reasonable."

With all kinds of thoughts, several quick-mouthed princes spoke and covered up the little embarrassment as usual.

Only Yang Hairuo was puzzled and looked at Wang San, who didn't say a word.

Isn't he looking for an opportunity to embarrass these people? Why did he put up with such a good opportunity?

In fact, it is not Wang Sanren. Wang San just came up to wipe the prince's face as soon as possible, and stuffed a large piece of food cloth into the prince's mouth when his hot brain was blank in his lungs.

As a result, a trace of blood can be faintly seen on the white tablecloth.

Just choked and coughed a few times. Even if it is hard, it is impossible to hurt the trachea!

For the reason of changing clothes, Wang San deliberately shook the pungent smell of alcohol on his body and walked out of the restaurant.

Then, at this banquet, two men were stuck in the throat by fish bones.

A young lady did not sit still and fell to the ground.

A secret fried shrimp ball, wrapped in fresh soup, was bitten carelessly, and the juice was strangely sprayed on the face of a young man next to him! Although the eyes are closed, the redness and swelling on it can't be eliminated at all.

Then three more people were choked.

A person bit vegetables in the wrong way, and half of his back alveolar teeth were removed.

The bamboo chopsticks with the least flower head also had a problem. Holding chopsticks and vegetables, a young man's chopsticks suddenly broke. Although the broken end was not fast, it happened to fly to a young lady's face.

Something is wrong!

The atmosphere at the whole banquet suddenly became strange. There is no one laughing here, but he keeps eating.

Wang San, who has changed his new clothes, is here. Just as he was about to open his mouth politely, Wang San suddenly found that Yang Hairuo looked at him with a trace of murderous eyes, and the smile on his face and prepared words went back.

is silent again.

The whole table stared, slowly picked up the vegetables in their mouths, chewed slowly, and didn't know how they felt.

And Madam, Chu Wendu and Yang Hairuo looked at Wang San.

Wang San coughed softly, but in this environment, he seemed to be shocked and said, "Well... Everyone go on, it's okay. Don't worry."

The eyes all over the table were focused on Wang San.

Yunduo has told Wang San about the general matter, and Wang San already knows the reason for the matter.

What is luck?

Luck is the sum of all the factors that are uncontrollable.

But there is a problem that is controllable and uncontrollable. For example, if a person does things well and will take care of more factors, then his luck will not be much worse. And some careless people, on the whole, always have a slightly worse luck than ordinary people. This is a question of how many controllable conditions are. Human resources are sometimes poor, and no one can consider all the factors involved in one thing, so there is always luck in doing things.

However, other factors are really uncontrollable?

There is a spell called hexagram.

Gossip cannot be calculated quantitatively. It only reverses the tendency of uncontrollable conditions to a certain extent and increase the probability of good or bad things happening. The performers of divination often can only give a general concept, because they only exert power to this tendency, not to specific factors.

These people in the house are affected by gossip.

Wang San said, "You don't have to doubt me. The general's mansion has been performed by magic. I just went out to make sure that there won't be anything big. Go on.

It's okay not to explain. With such an explanation, others will inevitably put all the reasons on Wang San, and everyone's faces will be even worse. Although there is no end of food, the food has turned cold, and there is no longer the sense of harmony between the meal.

Madam said, "Wang San, what's going on? You told me about it for everyone and solved everyone's knot."

Ah? They don't know?" Wang San asked with a surprised face.

This is his gentle slap in the face like the February spring breeze. Monitoring the border merchants, counting the number, and spying on the enemy are all military affairs. Naturally, the information obtained from them is also exclusive to the military. What's their business? Wang San pretended to be stupid, but he just satirized that everyone here was not right.

Sure enough, all the princes don't look well.

And Wang San said the inside story, and everyone looked even worse.

Wang San just made a gossip. The gossip outside is no longer aimed at the general's mansion, but more accurately targeted the dinner and opened the whole banquet!