Chapter 10 "Stupid!" Mojia!

It was 11 o'clock when I was ready to go back to the main hall, and my relatives and friends all picked up their seats. I looked around at the arrangement of the 18 banquets in the hall and felt that a red carpet in the middle could directly let me go to the wedding banquet. I immediately had the impulse to go back to take a shower and change clothes and put on my face.

The elder waved to me grimly on the main hall, and suddenly became quiet around. Countless people's gloating eyes gathered on me, making me intuitively that it would never be a good question to be asked later. Sure enough, the elder took a deep breath and asked me a question that I had never thought about:

"The two people standing behind you now are extremely important to you. Would you like to marry the one standing on your left or the one standing on your right?

My instinctive reaction was to turn around to confirm which one stood on my left and which stood on my right. Before my head was turned to 30°, I was broken back by the elder. He smiled at me and grinded his teeth and said, "An honest."

I was silent for a moment and thought that you had to let me see who was standing on the left and right first... Before I could defend, I felt that someone on the left kicked me, so I didn't want to answer directly: "Left!"

A burst of noisy discussions suddenly sounded in the main hall, mixed with comments such as "I knew it" and "Sure enough". I didn't dare to go back to confirm which one kicked me on the left. I could only watch the elder touch his chin and showing a more meaningful smile. He nodded and asked his brother and Chengying to retreat first, and then took out a bank card from his sleeve and put it in my hand and said, "Even if you pass the interview, this bank card has the start after you become a teacher. Funds, the password defaults to the last six digits of the bank card. Take it and use it.

I took the bank card with my eyes and weighed it with my hands. I didn't think it was heavy, but since this card is a gold card, the money deposited in it should not be less than seven digits, so I happily took the bank card and got off the red platform.

... The elder said "please raise your glasses" behind him, which really feels like "adding wine back to the lights to reopen the banquet, still holding the pipa and half covering the face."

After all, the qualification meeting is not a wedding banquet, and there is no main table paved with red and soft cloth for me. I thought that this qualification meeting was basically a family banquet. One of the purposes is to let everyone recognize people. The second purpose is to refresh everyone. The third purpose is to solve the difficulties of me, who has not been able to become a teacher. I couldn't help sighing. When I walked to the back hall, I said directly to my brother and Chengying: Go. Go to the ATM to check the money.

Brother pulled me back and said, "Don't look at it. Your start-up capital is directly linked to your achievements in Mojia. With your performance, how much start-up capital do you expect to get?"

I was silent for a moment, silently folded the seven-digit gold card in my heart, and then asked uncertainly, "Well... there should be five zeros."

The senior brother smiled and did not answer. He only bent his fingers and flicked my forehead: "The elders usually record everyone's teaching situation and put them on the Internet. The better the performance, the higher the video download rate. Touch your conscience and tell me, how many people do you think will download your video?

I was beaten so much that I had nothing to say, but Chengying raised his eyebrows: "If it were me, I would download Mo Yuan's video."

I turned my head happily and looked at Chengying, but I saw him raise his eyebrows expressionlessly: "Because I will definitely study how someone can be so useless."

...Brother.

I don't have time to terminate the contract with him now!

Brother touched my head and comforted me: "It really doesn't matter. It's better to have money than no money. You don't want to find that there are only two zeros on it when you go to check the passbook, and it's still two zeros after the decimal point, right? Life should always be vain and famous, and ten thousand years of stenosis is better than obscurity.

I calmed down a lot. Looking at my brother's gentle smiling face, I suddenly remembered a very important question, so I pulled him and asked, " By the way, who of you stood on my left in the main hall before?"

Chengying and his brother were silent at the same time.

I intuitively felt that there was a cold wind passing behind me, and then Chengying sighed and my brother stroked his forehead at the same time: "Sometimes I really want to check whether your brain capacity is only eight grams, so the obvious prompts can be answered wrong."

My expression is even more confused than that of an actress who suddenly won the Academy Award: "Didn't you ask me to choose the one on the left?"

"That's asking you to answer in the direction of eight honors and eight shames, not in the direction of 'I choose the left'!"

Chengying couldn't stand it. He raised his left hand and knocked on my head. With a long sigh and depression, he turned his face directly to the side: "This kind of question casually answered 'Mo Yuan is still young and should study hard and improve every day' or 'Why do you think it's home before the Xiongnu is not destroyed? Why did you choose the left side so stupidly?"

Because the Huns have destroyed, we should recover Taiwan...

I was so ungry that I was speechless, and now I wanted to cover my face and cry a hundred times.

Seeing that I was sad and angry, he patted me on the shoulder and comforted me: "Don't be sad. The elder's problem is not too much. When the third brother became a teacher, he directly asked the third brother's bank account number and password in front of everyone, forcing the third brother to go straight to the online bank to change the password. Fortunately, the old man was not too much and only transferred the old man away. Three third of the money, but it's hard to say the rest of the brothers and sisters with palm computers. According to Lao San, 80% of the money on his card has been transferred, and he is really kind if he doesn't work hard with the elders.

I felt a lot relieved when I heard this, and I couldn't help looking up at my brother: "So what was the question you asked when you were a teacher?"

Brother's face turned red, then dark, and finally turned into a negative look: "He asked me whether I gave my left hand or right hand for the first time..."

...Is it okay for me to laugh at this time?

I don't know what expression to show to my brother.

After lunch, the departure was officially put on the agenda.

According to the practice of the Mo family, most of the disciples practice outside after becoming teachers. Except for the annual family gatherings and other disciples' qualification meetings, few people usually stay here. Of course, except for the otaku of the senior brother.

I spent 16 years in the Mo family and half went out to study. I was naturally happy to have the opportunity to leave. I urgently stuffed the last dress into the suitcase, checked the ID card, student ID card, household registration book and other necessary documents and shouted at Chengying: "Let's go."

Chengying has changed into casual clothes and is slowly coming out of the room with his hair tied. Seeing a pile of things in the big bag at my feet, he couldn't help frowning: "Are you going to move or studying abroad? What are you doing with so many things?"

I looked down at the three suitcases at my feet and felt from the bottom of my heart that these things were not much. Before I was a teacher, I could eat and drink in the Mojia Taoist temple. After I was a teacher, I could only live outside the school. After all, it's a holiday. The school hasn't opened yet. If I can't rent a house, I can run to the school with a bedding, but Chengying's special identity can't live in the school with me all the time. Do you want me to think of him as a COS prop lock cabinet?

So after careful consideration, I decided to try to rent a house outside first. If I can't rent it, I will go straight to school without saying anything. In this case, if I don't bring all the sheets, quilts, clothes and coats, I really don't know how to spend this summer.

I told Chengying about my concerns. He sneered and squatted down to open the carton in front of him: "Does the washing machine also need to be brought? Do I need to bring an electric fan? Your school won't be so poor that it doesn't even have a fan.

I wiped my sweat: "There is only a ceiling fan in the dormitory, which can't blow from the top to the bottom. I can't squat ** when I do my homework and check the materials, can I?"

Chengying looked at me coldly, twisted the small yogurt machine in his hand and said, "What about this?"

I turned my face and looked at the side: "The yogurt sold in the school is not fresh..."

Chengying stood up with a blank face and kicked all four or five boxes aside with his right foot: "Only bring clothes, these things will be moved in after renting the house."

I was so distressed that my tears were about to fall down, and I struggled to death, "At least save me an egg cooker..."

Chengying looked at me coldly, and I didn't say a breath again.