The growth history of waste Taoist

Chapter 16 Good children don't be in a daze in the bathroom

I have never looked up at Chengying with such admiration and worship.

There has never been a moment when I want to look up at Chengying with such admiration and worship!

How did you say something?

My admiration for you is like a continuous river, and it is like the flooding of the Yellow River...

is what the current situation is!

I looked eagerly at Chengying and sent the landlord away, and then watched him turn around and smile at me. Then he raised his hand to me and immediately rushed over like a husky: "God... How did you do it?"

"Just use a little marketing psychology."

He dragged me to the computer and sat down, and swiped a few web pages with his mouse: "I just checked the rental records of this house on the Internet and found that this family is not short of money. It's just a joke to rent a house. First of all, the landlord's parents work in government agencies, one in the China Merchants Bureau and the other in the Industry and Commerce Bureau, and the landlord works in Sinopec, so there is no shortage of money at all.

I looked at the landlord's annual salary for at least three seconds: "So you did it on purpose just now?"

"I just induced it a little and listened to his usual consumption." Cheng Ying put the computer and looked at me and poked my head: "Otherwise, do you think a normal person here will rent out such a good house for 200 yuan?"

"..." Well, I'm not normal.

I pulled out chocolate from the condolences brought by the landlord and watched the Taoist business while eating. I often browse this website before I left the school, but I have never squatted in the second-hand transfer area and never visited the authentic stores in the mall, because my brother told me that the price of the goods here is so beautiful that people want to move the decimal point to the left by two places before discounting. I don't have the habit of self-abuse, and I never look at things that trigger the impulse of hatred for the rich. This time, with the blessing of Chengying and the landlord, I took a look at the side.

First impression: The goods inside are really complete.

Soul flags, ghost bells, peach wood swords, Taoist charms, double dolls, soul elixirs, fairy ropes, clean sewage... Everything you have never heard of are on it, and it also lists in great detail which school comes from, production period and shelf life.

Well, this is really quality and quantity guaranteed, and the service is at home.

Second feeling: The price is really not expensive, but you have to ignore at least the last two zeros. Otherwise, with my start-up funds at this stage, I can only spend some money to get one or two.

Thinking about the opening practice of the third-rate Taoist priest in the third-rate TV series, the 300 yuan Taoist charm is simply thrown all over the sky. Dare to say that the screenwriters have never experienced life! I think the Taoist priest's charm is white paper.

I silently comforted myself in my heart that the insider did not care about the layman, but I still couldn't help being hit by the huge gap between the rich and the poor. I was very sad. After chewing chocolate, I was ready to go to the bedroom to take a shower.

Chengying is still surfing the Internet outside. At this moment, he has gone all the way from Taoist business to Taobao. I guess that Chengying, the big Buddha, is sitting at home. It should save a lot of money by getting rid of centipede essence. I casually threw it away and said, "Remember to order two barrels for me when you see chocolate discount."

Then drilled into the bathroom.

Actually, I have a slightly embarrassing habit.

I like to think about life in the bathroom.

This habit initially surprised the elders when he found it, and repeatedly grabbed his brother to ask me if there was any problem. After all, ordinary disciples always like to solve their problems by sitting in a daze, basking in the sun and sleeping on Taobao, but I like to be in a daze while taking a bath in the bathroom...

You know, for an old man, most of them are relatively economical. With a little water, a little electricity and a little gas, he will follow behind him and chatter for a long time.

The elder is just an old man!

The elder is not only an old man, but also a very stingy person!

So when he found that I don't like to be in a daze, I don't like to sit in meditation, I don't like to sleep in the sun, I don't like to go to Taobao 5* I don't like to squat in tree holes and think about life while driving the tap water, his heart trembles!

He chatted a lot in front of me about this matter. Seeing that I had no reaction, he ran to talk to my brother. Unexpectedly, my brother didn't take this matter at all and said, "What's wrong with taking a shower? The girl was made of water and blocked back, so the elder was even more depressed!

In the years when I didn't become a teacher, I stayed on the mountain and tried to restrain my impulse to think about life, extending the average thinking about life every hour to thinking about life once a day. Now that I have left the teacher and live in my own house, I naturally feel at ease and start to stay in it.

There are actually many questions I want to think about.

From the financial crisis, inflation, money depreciation, and house prices rose to 50 cents in the convenience store when I had dinner with Mary yesterday, which seems to be a problem I need to consider. Of course, I am still very rational and assigned the most important problem to solve the problem of centipede essence. Because to be honest, I haven't figured out how to deal with it.

The guy appeared irregularly, appearing in the living room and in the bedroom.

It is basically invisible during the day. Even if it appears, most of them appear in places that are unnoticed, such as near the shoe rack or near the table.

Many of the statements in those "haunted" rumors can also be explained, such as the movement of tables and stools in the middle of the night, or the food outside the refrigerator disappears out of thin air. If you are more ruthless, the cause of the tenant's poisoning can also be attributed to it, so the sound of knocking on the wall should also be a centipede without accident. A good thing.

...but what is its purpose?

Catch seven inches of snakes, and capture the thief first. To deal with demons, we must first find out its purpose. This is the reason for finding the cause of the death of the wronged soul in the third-rate TV series. After all, it is a last resort to destroy the soul and the soul. Unless the other party is a vicious and stubborn demon, in most cases, we value harmony. Human beings are not necessarily more noble than demons, are they?

So while washing my hair, I recalled what happened after I moved in. I felt that it was nothing that the centipede messed up my shoes and ate up my face. At most, it was a matter of crawling on me when I went to bed in the middle of the night...

But this thing is enough for me to beat it to death and then die!

I turned off the faucet and poured the shampoo, rubbed bubbles on my head while beginning to recall the two strange dreams. These two dreams were actually much the same. They both made me unable to move at the bottom of the sea, and then countless transparent hands brushed past me.

The first time was really just wiped, but the second time the goal was more concentrated. It not only leaves obvious pain on the body, but also converges towards the heart. I always feel that these two dreams have a suggestive meaning. After thinking about it for a long time, I can't figure it out.

Why is it the deep sea?

Why is it pressed so much that it can't move?

The centipede essence can trap me with nightmares and crawl on me. The nightmare should only play the role of interference, but there is no other reason for it to trap me with the same nightmare twice in a row?

I couldn't figure it out. I simply squatted on the ground and held my arms and thought about it. My brother can analyze the attributes and habits of demons from the nightmare, but I almost didn't listen to this class. Now it's more difficult for me to analyze the spirit control medium and mentality of centipede essence from the dream, but I can't analyze the opponent's data. What should I do? Are you going to fight with centipede spirits?

The more I think about it, the more depressed I become. I don't want to go out anymore when I squat in the bathroom. It happened that the steam in the bathroom began to rise, and the hands mixed with gently massaging my scalp were particularly comfortable. I sighed for a long time to maintain my consciousness, and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.

...I have turned off the faucet.

also squatted on the ground in a daze with his arms in his arms.

That hand is now massaging my scalp.

Whose hand...?