The growth history of waste Taoist

Chapter 43 This article is proficient and fictional. If there is any similarity, I will copy you

The hot air is steaming, the smoke is swirling, and the mushrooms and sea cabbage in the pot are racing.

I picked a chopstick of vermicelli, dipped it, dipped it in oyster sauce, and put forward the plan I had just thought about for a long time: "In terms of whip, my brother is better than me, and in terms of Taoism, he is still better than me, so after my brother comes, the whip lesson of the vest must be tutored by him. The problem is Taoism... Is it necessary to teach this thing to the vest?"

The two male creatures were silent together, and the waistcoat asked with interest, "Is it difficult to learn Taoism?"

To tell the truth, it's "it's quite difficult", and I happened to bump into Chengying with Chengying. The vest's eyes wandered between us in turn, and finally moved to her actual combat teacher Chengying.

Chengying's trust in the vest was extremely appreciated, and immediately smiled elegantly: "It's not difficult. Anyone who is not too stupid can learn it."

The waistcoat looked at me a little hesitantly. I ate potatoes on my own face. The man also pretended to be ignorant and kept silent. Only Chengying smiled beside him and continued to explain to the waistcoat: "Of course, people who have not learned Taoism find it difficult to learn. In fact, Taoism is not as difficult as you think. You are born with spiritual power. Pei, as long as you exercise a little, it should not be difficult to reach the level of Mo Yuan.

"Is that so?" I said coldly.

Chengying looked at me and raised the corners of his lips slightly arrogantly: "Isn't it?"

"Nonsense!" I slapped my chopsticks on the table, and my face suddenly sank: "It's not your turn to talk about Taoism, is it?"

Chengying didn't react and was stunned for a moment.

The cauder pretended not to hear anything and ate the ham sausage.

I didn't give Chengying a chance to speak. I looked at him and said coldly, "Do you know any other ways for practitioners to improve their spiritual power besides dying? Do you know under what circumstances the five elements of yin and yang can be converted to the four attributes? Do you know that in addition to regulating the five elements through Taoism, practitioners can also make contracts with elves and beasts? Do you know the power and role of every word after the reorganization of Zhenyan? Can you analyze the reason why a Taoist priest went crazy and correct his veins in three seconds?

Chengying was stunned and didn't say anything.

The man continued to eat vermicelli without listening.

Look at the vest and look at Chengying. I don't know whether to speak or not, and I snorted coldly: "Can't you do it? Master Cheng, I admit that you know a lot about Taoism, but do you dare to say that you know all about the Taoist practice? Do you dare to define our world with your opinions? People who grew up with the Compendium of Materia Medica can go straight to surgery with a knife? Yes, you are very strong, and I also admit that you are very strong, but you just live a few years longer than me and have a little more knowledge than me. Do you dare to say that you know everything? Do you dare to drive a spaceship to go to outer space?

I didn't say this in front of everyone, but I said coldly to Chengying in my heart, "I give you face and don't want to say these words in front of your former contractor, so if you can put up with me, you can also let me go. If you want to slander me, scold me and mock me and look down on me, I can not care about you, but I don't allow it. You are self-righteous in my field. I've studied Taoism for so many years, not to tell you anything here!"

Chengying was stunned and finally reacted, so he put away his original arrogant smile, and the corners of his lips gradually softened: "You're right. I'm arrogant. In terms of Taoist practice, I really shouldn't have said so much selflessly."

I was too lazy to pay attention to him. I turned my head and directly changed my face and looked at the vest with a smile: "But don't think of Taoism as a very difficult thing. To put it simply, Taoism is to adjust your own spiritual pressure on various trace elements in the air, and then achieve the effect of qualitative change through quantitative change... I can't understand. ?"

The vest nodded.

I thought about it, and then changed a more popular saying: "Let's take a simple example. There are water molecules in the air. Ice archery is to attach its own aura to the water molecules, form an ice arrow by manipulating the water molecules and then attacking them, because this includes the steps of cooling, solidifying, forming and positioning, so it is different. People will also use different effects. Familiar people can form ice arrows in a short time, but unfamiliar people take half a day to solidify water molecules, and the positioning of ice archery is only in a very short moment, and there is no way to correct the target after shooting from the air, so people who use ice archery must be in a very short time. Complete the solidification operation of the water molecules in order to attack when the other party is not aware of it and has no time to dodge.

The vest had a high understanding and immediately asked, "So using Taoism consumes spiritual power?"

"Yes, this is also the reason why spiritual Taoists can use more Taoism." I looked at the vest and added, "You are born with higher spiritual power than ordinary people, and you can perform more Taoism after learning it, but Taoism is a systematic system, which also involves the transformation of five elements attributes, so I suggest you choose the one that suits your own attributes."

The vest thought for a moment and then asked me, "My attribute is water, right?"

"Yes. You can learn water-based Taoism faster.

"What if you want to learn fire Taoism?" The vest turned its head to look at me.

I smiled and said, "This is not difficult. You just need to adjust your attributes through spells before manipulating the combustible molecules in the air. Do you know that Taoist priests will read words before performing Taoism?"

She nodded.

"Those are Taoist spells. There are also many classifications, some of which are through a prayer text to the gods with the help of divine power, such as borrowing wind and rain from the wind god and rain gods; others guide their own meridians to change through spells, so as to change their attributes in a short time. For example, each word represents an acupuncture point, which can guide the flow of spiritual power. As long as they are proficient in these spells, they can basically use Taoism, not those who have too little spiritual power or are blocked.

The vest sounded very novel, and after thinking about it, he looked embarrassed: "Is it difficult to recite the spell?"

I picked up a chopstick of enoki mushrooms, chewed them and said slowly, "It's okay, there are all jingles. If I really can't remember, let the old man help you find the trick."

The man who was suddenly named "Ah?" With a sound.

I knocked off the fat intestines he was going to send to his mouth and looked at him and said earnestly: "Young people, don't eat so much high-protein food. It's not easy to treat three highs when you get old. Listen, I'll wash the dishes after dinner. You take your vest to search for water Taoism on the Internet. Write down everything whether it's true or not. When your brother comes tomorrow, ask him to teach him the vest.

The old man nodded honestly and asked me, "What about me?"

I flicked his head: "You attributeless learning hair, first correct the typo when you attack."

He looked aggrieved and buried his head to eat and didn't dare to speak. I smiled and continued to popularize the common sense of Taoism with my waistcoat. During this period, Chengying turned his eyes to me several times, and I directly regarded him as transparent.

I'm actually very narrow-minded.

I'm too small to stand.

I didn't say a word to Chengying until after dinner. When I got off the table, I rolled up my sleeves and washed the dishes with the pot.

The old man obediently took his vest to the bedroom to search for water-based Taoism. The two seriously occupied the computer. Chengying first accompanied them to look at the computer, searched for several usable water-based Taoism and ran to the kitchen to find me: "Are you still angry?"

I continued to throw his silent back.

Chengying sighed: "I'll wash it."

Without saying a word, I simply pulled my hand out of the pool and stood aside to flush the water.

Chengying can't laugh or cry: "You are quite straightforward in this regard."

I'm talking nonsense in my heart. It's a fool not to take advantage of it. Looking at the time, I actually ate a hot pot until nine o'clock, and now I took a bath in my pajamas.

Everyone knows my habits... I can't get out of the bathroom for half an hour. When I heard the old man calling me outside, I shouted directly through the door, "What's the matter?"

"Where does the vest sleep tonight?"

"Let's sleep in my room." I said to the man, "Did you pay attention to the nearby restaurant selling sheets and quilts when you came back?"

The man didn't think about buying sheets and quilts for the vest at all. He replied outside the door, "There should be a supermarket downstairs. Do you want to buy it now?"

I even said no, mainly because the money in my wallet is not enough: "You first ask the vest if you are obsessed with cleanliness, and if you don't, take the spare quilt sheets and quilts in the cabinet to her. Brother's will buy it by himself when he arrives tomorrow."

Originally, people didn't like to sleep with quilts in summer, just to resist mosquitoes and prevent colds... Well, I admit that I only brought three quilts when I moved in, and the rest were waiting to go to the mall in winter.

I shouted at the old man through the door, "Let me prepare the vest, and I'll change her after I take a shower."

The old man answered outside and began to act quickly. I also accelerated the speed of bathing, washed the bubbles on my body, and went out of the bathroom with a bath towel.

After all, it took more than 30 minutes, plus the previous time to wash the dishes, it was enough for the old man and the vest to watch the pseudo-Taoist training materials on the Internet. I wiped my hair and took out the spare towel from the cabinet, handed her a vest and urged her to go in and take a shower.

The old man brushed his teeth meaningfully, went online to update the program, and then drilled back to the computer to go to bed. I roughly blew my hair with a hairdryer, rolled up my sleeves and began to move the quilt in the room towards the living room.

The man is a solid-hearted person. Hearing what I said, he didn't think much about it. He just thought that the vest slept in the same bed with me, so he seriously put the quilt and my quilt side by side. I don't know whether he was intentional or really careless. When folding the quilt, he didn't find that I didn't have a pillow. He put the pillow from the cabinet between the two quilts, which scared me so much that I almost thought he had a lily tendency.

Last time the landlord came, I studied that the sofa in the living room could be shaken down and turned into a bed, so I threw the quilt on the sofa, pressed it down into a bed, and then took out the pillow from the room with a cold face.

Chengying leaned against the door and looked at me. Seeing that I was familiar with the road, he put the pillow on the sofa very smoothly, and finally sighed: "How long are you going to toss? Stop it. Come in and sleep with me... You will catch a cold when you sleep in the living room."

I didn't bother to pay attention to him. I pulled the quilt and was ready to go to bed. By the way, I even said in my heart, "Are you really so angry?" The inquiries are all handled in the background together.

I said that my heart is very small.

I'm too small to stand.