Chapter 46 Hello, we are fine.

Brother's appreciation of the vest is not ordinary. As soon as he met, he said that the girl was gentle, considerate, understanding, and intelligent. Specifically, she said, "At this age, she can go to bed early, make beds, sweep the floor and wash the table and take the initiative to wash dishes after breakfast. If she is carefully cultivated over time, she will definitely become the backbone of the country!" I'm next to me. He agreed randomly, and suddenly felt wrong at the end: "Brother, do you dare to say directly that her good wife and mother are very pleasing to you?"

Brother pretended to look deep ahead: "You can't say it."

"Your sister can't say anything." I kicked him, opened the door and asked him to roll in and clean himself.

The old man had nothing to do. Seeing his brother looking at the big bag and sighing, he took the initiative to follow him to help. Seeing this, the vest was also ready to join in the fun. I quickly reached out and dragged her back: "Don't worry, let him clean up the man's room by himself."

The vest looked at the inner room and looked at me with a hesitant expression: "So much luggage, are the two of them all right?"

"No problem, no problem, don't question Cancer's ability to stay at home." I pulled my waistcoat and sat down on the sofa. I peeled a few grapes before asking the vest, "What do you think about learning Taoism you told me yesterday?"

She didn't answer immediately, but asked me, "Do you think I can really become a Taoist priest?"

"How do you know if you don't try?" I looked at her in surprise: "Don't you want to try?"

"I just think Taoism seems difficult." The vest answered honestly.

I laughed as soon as I heard this: "Taoism is a huge system. Of course, it's difficult for you haven't learned it, but don't worry. I won't let you learn all the Taoism. You just need to learn something useful."

The vest was reluctantly relieved and then asked, "When will you start learning?" Do you want to take a shower and change your clothes before kowtow to those Buddhas?

I sweated: "Girl, don't watch those nagging third-rate Taoist dramas. We didn't do this set of burning incense, praying, bathing and changing clothes thousands of years ago. What is the priest in your heart? Did you go to the North Mountain to fight tigers and go down to the South China Sea to kill dragons?

The vest thought about it carefully.

Sister, she actually thought about it for a moment, and then nodded more seriously: "It's almost like that... She holds a mahogany sword in her left hand, holds a few charms in her right, waves spells around, and then Laojun is as anxious as a law."

I really want to drag all the third-rate screenwriters who slander our image out and knock on Armstrong's low-pressure Armstrong rotary gun to death: "Sister, not only did you misunderstand something, but also your misunderstanding is very big. The so-called Taoist priest, to put it bluntly..."

I was stuck and was embarrassed to forget the definition of Taoist priest, so I had to change a popular line: "The righteous friend who fights injustice, punishes evil and eliminates violence for the moon is the embodiment of love and chivalry, the warrior of love Xuyuan... Well, I know it's very abstract that you can't understand at all. In short, you regard us as Just become an ordinary person who will cry, laugh and make noise.

The vest is trying to imagine, the black line.

I began to bombard my brother: "I almost forgot the theoretical knowledge, and I can barely say a little about the actual operation. It's better to let my brother teach you about Taoism." With that, he turned his head and looked at the bedroom: "Brother!"

He answered inside: "Huh?"

"Come and help the vest see if she is suitable for learning Taoism."

As soon as he finished speaking, he rolled up his sleeves and went out to teach, followed by more than three spiritual deeds and a young man in the hot green. The waistcoat looked at the brother half surprised and half enviously: "Can Taoism still be used like this?"

"That's a spiritual deed, and the spiritual power can be summoned out for many times." I explained patiently: "Spiritual deeds have many functions, which can be used to attack defense or to buy vegetables and cook. For example, my brother's spiritual power is relatively abundant, and there are more gods and monsters who have made contracts with him. It's no problem to clean the room and build a basketball team to play against each other."

The vest was extremely surging, and I couldn't help looking back and asking me, "Have you also let Lingqi clean the room?"

I am silent.

She in the vest... doesn't know yet... Chengying is my spiritual deed...

Master Cheng's young master's temper... Not to mention cleaning the room... It's right not to force me to clean the room... Of course, he didn't really do housework. Yesterday, he took the initiative to wash the dishes during the Cold War... Thinking of this, I really want to have a cold war with Chengying forever. In the future, Sogou will cook and wash dishes... Life is really enjoyable.

I laughed dryly and didn't say anything. I dragged my brother over and sat down: "I've told you about the vest. Now let's see if she is suitable for learning Taoism."

The senior brother held his arm and thought for a moment, took a cup of water and gave it to the vest: "Do a spiritual test. Miss Ma, you should be in contact with a Taoist priest for the first time, right?

The black line of the vest and nodded: "My name is vest."

Brother nodded: "Then the vest girl."

The vest sweated coldly: "You don't need the word girl."

"Oh..." Brother paused for a moment: "Miss Ma..."

The vest vomited blood and died.

I twisted my brother, grabbed the cup and handed it to the vest: "Don't pay attention to him. Let's do a water melting test. You look at this cup, don't think about anything, concentrate, and then just think about the water in the cup. When you think it's almost done, bite your index finger and drop a drop of blood in it.

The vest looked at me in a trance: "Isn't it hypothetical that there is a layer of aura around the body and then release the aura to the cup?"

"Oh, water-seeing style." I nodded: "That's okay, but do you think the author will be stupid enough to copy it?"

The vest didn't say anything. After staring at the cup for a long time, he suddenly looked up and asked me, "What if I can't bite my index finger?"

I pointed to the needle and thread under several cases. She would be careful. She turned out the needle and pierced her index finger and looked down to look at the water cup. Now she didn't move for ten minutes. I waited anxiously and couldn't help asking her, "Haven't you ready yet?"

I saw a thrill of the vest, and then turned around shyly: "I'm sorry... I was distracted just now."

"Go... are you distracted?" Can you be distracted by looking at the water? Isn't it just staring at its flow and thinking about its chemical molecules and calculating the volume of the cup? Can this also be distracted?

The vest blushed and didn't say anything. She turned her head and was ready to stare at the cup in a daze. The senior brother interrupted her: "Miss Ma, you don't have to look at it."

The vest vomited blood again: "It's annoying for you to remove the word "Miss."

The senior brother nodded and accepted it, and then continued to turn a blind eye: "I think Miss Ma should be a person whose thinking is easy to diverge. Because I have paid attention to the flow of Miss Ma's aura, it seems difficult for you to bring together the aura, so the centralized Taoist is difficult to learn, but the divergent type can be tried."

The vest is really depressed: "Can you not call me a girl or a lady?"

Brother is a little hesitant: "This... I don't know Miss Ma very well. I'm afraid it's not good to call her name rashly."

I also vomited blood: "Brother, shut up! An otaku is not as old as you. Hurry up and teach her Taoism!"

"This is simple." The senior brother suddenly changed his face and turned his head to look at me: "Mo Yuan, you first teach Ma Xiao... sister the basics of preaching."

"Ah?" I was stunned, and then sighed that this injury transfer was really useful. I practiced in my dream yesterday about giving the basic course of Taoism to the vest, but I found that I couldn't say any definition and principle. Now let me give a theoretical lesson to the vest...

I looked at my brother as if I was dead. I didn't turn my head while holding my neck. How could my brother not know what I was struggling with? At that moment, he smiled and said: "Don't be too complicated. Just talk about some basics."

My brain is still in a mess, but when my brother said so, I will really look incompetent if I postpone it, so I clear my throat and first arrange and combine a few sentences that come out of my mind: "The five elements of yin and yang... The origin is complicated. Let's put it simply, from a geographical point of view, Oriental immortals Most of them divide organisms into five elements of yin and yang, and Western alchemy mostly divide them into four attributes, which is what we call ground water and fire wind. Of course, the five elements of yin and yang and the four attributes can be interchanged, but in addition to the three identical attributes of earth, water and fire, the golden wood wind can only be achieved with the help of external forces or adjusting its own meridians. The cloud and lightning he derived is also converted on the basis of the five elements and the four elements, and the quantitative change reaches qualitative change to form the corresponding Taoism.

After saying that, I paused and left a few seconds for the waistcoat to digest. The waistcoat sister was flexible and only turned her eyes to show that she understood. I followed and said, "Although Taoism is so fantastic, it is really the process of manipulating the elements of Reiki. However, everyone's aura is different. The composition and attributes of the five elements are different. Using the same Taoism will produce different effects. For example, people who lack gold in the five elements are not good at using gold, and people with angry attributes use fire. Your words... ..." I thought, "Should it be a water constellation?"

"Yes." The vest's expression was obviously a little surprised: "I'm a Pisces, how do you know?"

"That's what I thought when you expelled the pen fairy before. Your five elements value water and light soil. Theoretically, you should be restrained by me, but in fact, the aura is in line with me. I think you should belong to the water constellation, and there will be a water system bonus in the five elements."

She readily understood: "So should I be easier to use water Taoism than to learn earthen Taoism?"

"Generally speaking, it is true, but there are many things that need to be considered in Taoism. Not only the five elements of yin and Yang and attribute constellations, but also the physical condition of the practitioner should also be calculated. For example, the lung, gold, spleen, earth, liver, wood, kidney, water, heart and fire in traditional Chinese medicine. The principle in Taoism is similar. If you walk around the acupuncture point, the effect of Taoism can naturally achieve a bonus effect.

The vest star eyes are obviously dizzy: "Although I don't quite understand... it seems to be very powerful."

"..." I felt that I had been hit and grabbed my hair to explain: "The principle of the art is almost the same, that is, to attaching Reiki to elemental molecules for operation, but the direct use effect is not strong. You need Reiki to walk acupoints to increase power. For example, if you want to throw a fireball, you must let the aura walk around the acupuncture point near the heart, so as to fully mobilize the flow of your body's veins, and the thrown fireball will be much more powerful than a simple summoning.

The vest suddenly realized: "Then according to you, don't I need to use more acupuncture near the kidney to learn water-based Taoism?"

I nodded very seriously: "Yes, so I bought you a lot of Huiyuan Shenbao. Hello, we are all fine."

It's cold in an instant.