Chapter 105 Turn into smoke and then become a person, of course without clothes
Basically, the rooftop is empty.
The moment I opened the door, there were only stars in the distance. Nearby is the suburbs, and there are not many high-rise buildings with more than 20 floors. From afar, all the lights and neon lights are at their feet, shining on the left and right.
Beijing can be called a city that does not sleep - although the early song sang night Shanghai and old Shanghai, the night in Beijing is really bright. The sky is dyed red by the neon of the city, and only the farthest place is as dark as ink. The man who asked me up didn't stand at the door, and at first glance, there was no shadow on the rooftop. I don't know if he didn't arrive or in which corner he was squatting. Anyway, when I pushed the rooftop away, I only saw a few leaves blown by the wind, which made me shiver in the dog days.
"Why is there no one?" I muttered and swept around the rooftop with spiritual power, only sensing the fluctuation of spiritual power on the edge of the rooftop. I was shocked and thought that the guy would float outside the rooftop?
So I ran over in three steps and two steps. As soon as I ran to the rooftop, I saw a man climbing up with a sack.
It's really climbing. It's the same posture as Spider-Man, but there is no underwear or mask on his head, so you can see the man wearing a long women's skirt as soon as you look down.
Women's long skirt...
Madam...
Mom, that guy is a man, okay!! It's disgusting to look like a hypocrite wearing a long women's skirt or something!!
I got goosebumps and retreated to the middle of the rooftop. I saw the man climbing up with a sack, threw the sack to the ground and pointed to me with my finger: "Don't go, hey, I'm looking for you."
Then I stopped retreating and put on a defensive face with both hands protecting my chest and said "Young Master, don't want" while being wary: "What do you want to do! I'm not interested in women's fetish!"
"Damn, do you think I want to wear women's clothes? It's not forced yet." The man raised his hand helplessly and wiped his face, with a black line on his face: "Forget it, this is not the point... Let me ask you, your name is Mo Yuan, right?"
I nodded with a wary face.
"Oh, that's easy to do." He looked at me and nodded, saying sincerely, "Would you like to come to us? Our boss admires you and asks me to come and dig you today.
"..." I stayed.
"The treatment is negotiable, including food, accommodation and social security and year-end bonus." His right index finger and thumb were buckled into a circle, and his white teeth were revealed with a smile: "There is still a seniority salary after one year of employment, which is about 300 to 500 pounds a month. This price is much higher than that on the market. The key is that our basic salary will rise with the social level every year, and we can perform well at the end of the year. Dividends."
"..." I continued to be stunned.
"The staff dormitory is a single room, equipped with TV, air conditioning, refrigerator and washing machine for wireless Internet access, broadband traffic of 200M, watching Youku Tudou PPLive and playing Yamaguchi Mountain 1 will not get stuck. "Most importantly," he stressed, "you don't have to go over the extranet and Twitter."
“......”
I basically understand that this guy is probably here to poach. Although I don't know which company he represents to hunt for the head, such a good welfare benefits can still be considered. Who has the patience to be a Taoist priest! I'm starving to death, okay?
So I moved my lips, and the first sentence I reacted from being stunned was: "That..."
"What?"
"May I ask a few questions?"
"Yes, you can ask." He rolled up his sleeves and sat down on the railing by the rooftop and looked at me with a smile and nodded.
I also sat down with a roll of sleeves and asked one by one with my legs crossed: "How many months is the probationary period? How many years has the contract been signed? When will you buy social security? Do you want to send employee uniforms? Do you want to pay the clothing deposit? How to deduct the accommodation fee? How to calculate the water and electricity bill? Is there any meal allowance for eating out? Are there any travel expenses, telephone and transportation expenses? Are you on duty on weekends? Is there a quarterly and semi-annual prize? Is the year-end bonus calculated according to the annual commission or three times the basic salary? Do you want to sign a confidentiality agreement? Is the weekend duty counted as double salary? Is it three times the salary to be on duty on holidays? How much is the night shift salary? How much is the post allowance? Is there any academic allowance and title subsidy? What are the working hours? Are you usually not on duty on weekends? How old can you retire? Is the workload large? Will you work overtime often? What should I do if I want to change the department? Are there any employee benefits on holidays? ......Barabara......Rabaraba......”
I'm very cautious about the salary. Don't think that I haven't worked outside. Private enterprises are doing a mess. On the surface, I will give you a good future. As soon as the salary slip is issued, you will want to retaliate against society. For example, he just said that the basic wage rises with the social average wage - that is, the average social wage, but he didn't say where the social average wage is. The social flat salary is quite high when high-income white-collar elites participate in social coordination, and a more remote place is a scum with only five combat effectiveness. Moreover, his company seems to have a higher basic salary than his salary, but if I (like the author) work overtime from 8:30 a.m. to 8:30 p.m. on weekends and my mobile phone is on standby 24 hours a day, I will definitely kill his whole family = dishes =!
The man's eyes on the opposite began to be entangled into incense. He very gently said that I had asked too many questions and said too quickly. He didn't remember any of them, and then carefully asked me, "Can you say it again?"
I nodded and said good. Just as I was about to open my mouth, BARABARA saw him stretch out a hand and interrupt me in pain: "Please say it one by one!"
I said "Oh" and opened my mobile phone to record another question and slowly began to ask. He also answered slowly one question at a time.
I heard it and felt very satisfied. This enterprise is basically a private enterprise in a state-owned enterprise × a private enterprise in a state-owned enterprise. Specifically, it pays the basic salary of private enterprises and benefits from state-owned enterprises, and pays bonuses from private enterprises in the administrative class of state-owned enterprises. In all aspects, it is the kind of beautiful and fat. People sharpened their heads and turned into the enterprise.
So I was satisfied, and there was no problem. The man over there was also satisfied and asked me the last question: "Is there anything else you want to ask?"
"Yes." I asked the last question with great satisfaction, "What kind of enterprise are you? Who is the boss?
"Our company does not have a fixed name." He said very cheerfully, "The boss is the nine-tailed fox. You have seen it."
with a "boom".
A bomb exploded in my heart.
This time, I can finally use the literary and pretentious description, "At that moment, it seemed that a mushroom cloud exploded on the ground, making my whole brain blank"... This guy dispelled all my previous good feelings for him in one sentence, which was simply the art of language.
"Although your conditions are very attractive, the promised treatment is very generous, and the attitude of answering my questions is also very sincere, I decided to give you the following answer after this and serious consideration--" I quickly interrupted the man's endless speech and replied concisely and clearly: "I don't Go."
The man took two seconds.
Then he looked at me and scratched my head: "Why don't you go? Didn't you say it was good before?"
"That's because I didn't know your boss was a nine-tailed fox." I am very calm.
The nine-tailed fox is really lacking, and he will not find a smart person to persuade him to surrender. Although I have been a little doubtful whether the person in front of me is coming to attract me or flirt with me under the name of solicitation, the nine-tailed beast bastard behind him will not find a smarter one and directly deceive me to sign the deed of sale before revealing it. The boss behind the scenes? Believe me, under the ** of money, I can definitely ignore the type of behind-the-scenes BOSS signature.
And how many people he sent? He wore a long women's skirt and ran to dig people. He was not very good-looking! His face was blurred under the light! I didn't see how long his facial features were for a long time, and I felt that he was very vague, like a cloud covering him, and he couldn't see clearly.
The man scratched his head with some embarrassment and tentatively asked me another opinion, and I still gave a firm negative answer. He had to clenched his fist and beat his palm, and then said heavily, "Well, there's nothing I can do. I have to use the boss's trick."
He said to get out of his way and showed me the sack that had been thrown to the ground.
I narrowed my eyes and took a look, and suddenly the five thunders were scorched and tender inside: "Va vest?!"
God-kill! How could this guy climb the building with his vest?! Where's Bi Xie?! Didn't you go back to the hotel with the vest?! Why was the vest carried away like a sack by this fuzzy guy in a blink of an eye?!
I stood motionless and privately swept the vest with my spiritual power for a week. She seemed to faint, but there was no damage on the outside, so it's hard to say on the inside.
Based on various disgraceful acts before the nine-tailed beast bastard. Personally, I didn't believe in the guy who was with him, so after checking the vest, I stared at the man fiercely and asked, "What have you done to her?"
"I didn't do anything, so I fainted and carried it away. I couldn't help it. I kindly advised her to come with me. She didn't listen and screamed and threw things at me. I had no choice but to knock her unconscious and carry her away.
It's okay if he doesn't say that. As soon as he says this, I'm more alert: "Throw something at you?? What have you done to her?"
He shrugged his shoulders and looked a little wronged and innocent: "Are you sure you want to listen?"
"Nonsense!"
"Okay." He sighed, "I had knocked on the door, but she didn't open the door and wanted to ask the waiter for the room card, but the waiter didn't give it to me, so I just turned into smoke and floated in to find her. As a result, she was drenched in water and began to scream as soon as she saw me. As soon as I said a word, she grabbed the bottle and threw it at me. I had no choice but to turn her over and carry her over.
"..." This... The vest sister should be taking a shower. Of course, she will scream when she rushes in without asking. But at this time, I also deviated from the focus and skipped "Where is that fool Bi Xie?" He asked directly, "After you became smoke and floated in and became a human... Have you dressed?"
"Of course, I don't wear clothes when I turn into smoke and become people." He looked at me and said, "Otherwise, why do you think I would wear a long women's skirt?"
I was excited, almost as if there was an illusion that an expired thunderbolt from the heavenly spirit, and I was stunned for at least half a minute before asking uncertainly, "Is that all?"
"That's it."
"Isn't it hidden from me?"
The man paused and suddenly didn't answer. My heart floated through countless associations that would probably make this article harmonious, and then I saw him bend his fist to cover his lips and slowly turn his head to the side with a cough: "Okay..."
"Actually, the underwear I'm wearing is also hers..."